The best little villagers

"Well, it's her. Mom, don't embarrass her. You have to! She passed by our door at noon today. I saw that there was no one around, so I dragged her into the room by force. Then I forced her to the bed, and then I forced her to that She said she would report me to the police station and let me go to jail. Mom, I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to leave you. "

Cao Er Zhu is full of lies.

My mother's eyes widened, from anger to fear. She asked nervously, "he denghong, she, she has been reluctant?"

"Well, yes, she said that I was too ugly to be as handsome as her husband Zhu Laosi, so she didn't want to do that with me. I forced her and she resisted, biting me and pinching me all the time."

Cao Erzhu described what he denghong had done when he was crazy as resistance. He also showed me the tooth print of he denghong biting his shoulder. He was afraid that I would not believe him, so he pulled down his trousers to show me the trace of he denghong pinching his buttocks.

Aunt Hu stared at Cao Erzhu. She didn't believe what he said.

Cao Erzhu lied solemnly and said, "Mom, why don't you ask sister denghong for a favor and ask her to forgive me once? It's necessary You are our actual leader. Your words are better than mine. "

I didn't expect my mother to wave her hand and say, "you pull me down, I won't believe you! Your mom's from here. She knows what's going on. How could I plead with that little fox! I can see that Zhu Laosi is not at home, she can't keep lonely, you two She will Looking at Cao Erzhu, he said, "maybe she took the initiative to deliver it."

"Ma, why do you think so?" Cao Erzhu pretended to be angry and squatted on the ground. He covered his face and said deliberately: "ah, sister denghong wants to call the police, but It's worth going to jail. Alas, I've really tasted the smell of women. Anyway, I've had a good time or two. "

My mother looked at Cao Erzhu dejected, then moved the heart of compassion, after all, it is his body fell down the meat ah!

Knowing that his son wanted to give he denghong a decent step, he followed his son's words and deliberately asked, "ah, er Zhu, can my words work for he denghong?"

"Veteran, a top two, I don't believe it doesn't work!" Cao Erzhu immediately stood up, grabbed my mother's arm, pretended to be pitiful, and said in tears, "Ma, Ma, my own mother, you are saving your own son out of the fire. It's jidade, it's huangen haodang! Mom, mom, I'll repay you as a cow and a horse in the future. When you get old and can't move, I'll serve you with stool and urine. "

My mother was dragged to the hall by Cao Erzhu. Aunt Hu knew that her son was for he denghong. As a mother, she would certainly become her own son!

She deliberately pretended to be confused and said, "OK, I'll give up my old face and talk about it. However, I'll tell you that I'll only help you this time. Whether it works or not depends on your nature."

When she entered the room, she saw he denghong sitting on the edge of the bed. In order to be realistic, aunt Hu knelt down and grabbed one of he denghong's legs and said, "he denghong, you see, in my face, forgive Cao Erzhu. He is young and does not change. He is impulsive..."

When he denghong saw this, she was surprised. She was a little confused. She immediately fell to the ground with her feet, bent down and pulled aunt Hu up. She said, "aunt Hu, don't kneel down. How can I stand it?"

Aunt Hu stood up and asked, "denghong, do you agree to forgive Cao Erzhu?"

Cao Erzhu was afraid that he denghong would miss his words, so he blinked his eyes.

He denghong understood. She sat down on the edge of the bed and nodded, saying what the philosopher said: "well, I'm afraid it's providence. To forgive others is also to free herself."

Cao Erzhu took my mother's arm and said, "Mom, you see how reasonable he denghong is. Don't pick on others any more. Be nice to her. Aunt tianqin said that we nail households should unite and twist together to fight against Tianyu group. "

He denghong slipped down from the edge of the bed, stood firm, stroked his disheveled hair, went to the hall, looked at the bottle of honey, and went to the yard.

"Sister Deng Hong." Cao Erzhu quickly stopped he denghong, picked up the bottle of honey and put it in her hand, "hehe, drink a few mouthfuls every day for beauty and beauty. Look at my mother. She's nearly fifty years old and looks like a big girl. "

Being flattered by her son, aunt Hu glared at Cao Erzhu with white eyes and ignored him.

He denghong took honey and glanced back at Aunt Hu. She thought it was really charming. She did not speak, into the yard, out of the yard door, she also pursed her mouth, silent smile.

Aunt Hu watched he denghong leave her home calmly, but she was not happy. Looking at his son, he is now full of joy, just like the winner of the grand prize.

Aunt Hu is old-fashioned about men's and women's affairs. She knows that men and women need to clean the battlefield afterwards. She goes into Cao Erzhu's room and looks at the sheets on the bed. Needless to say, they are dirty and full of maps.

She pulled off the sheets and prepared to change them. She found that there was another sheet left on a chair. When she picked it up, it was dirtier and drew more maps.Aunt Hu felt cheated by her son. She took off a shoe and hit Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu was unprepared. All the soles from his mother fell on him. He looked at his mother with wide eyes and said, "Mom, what's the matter with you? I'll be fine for a while. How can I go crazy in the blink of an eye? "

"I'm just crazy. I'm mad at you. You and he denghong did it twice. Did you bring that bitch he denghong into your room last night? Oh, I'm so angry Aunt Hu holds up her shoes and wants to fight again. Cao Erzhu grabs her hand.

Cao Erzhu made it up: "Mom, you don't know. I don't know what's going on now. I've become obsessed with men and women. As long as I don't do that, I'll feel so nervous that I can't eat, sleep, walk and work. I yawn all day, just like I've been smoking opium. Last night, I couldn't sleep. I really couldn't stand it. I wanted to peep at the girl sun Mingzhi going to the toilet, but I didn't see her for a long time. I ran to the back of he denghong's house again. Fortunately, she was relieving herself in the thatched cottage. When I heard her pee, I couldn't control it. So I covered her mouth and forced her into my room. Hehe, I put her on the bed and let her go when I felt better. "

Aunt Hu looked at Cao Erzhu as if she didn't know her son. Her eyes didn't blink. She felt that her son was possessed by the devil. It was abnormal. It was dangerous to go on like this!