The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu drove out of jiuchahezi village.

When Cao Erzhu drank the wine, he gasped. He felt that there was still wine. He didn't dare to drive his car on the provincial highway, so he turned around on the rural highway. Anyway, all roads lead to Rome, but it takes a little longer. He's drunk driving now. In order not to be caught by the police, he made a detour to Jinhu town.

When he arrived at Jinhu Town, Cao Erzhu saw that it was still early. He went around to yijiataizi village, yiguihua's home.

Cao Erzhu stopped his car outside the yard of Yi Guihua's house and honked the horn specially to say hello in advance.

Cao Erzhu jumped out of the car and went into the yard. There was no one in the yard. The door of the hall was half closed. Cao Er Zhu pushed open the door of the main room and cried out: "Osmanthus fragrans, hey, I'm here again. Do you miss me? You're playing with me again. Let's see what I do with you today. " Seeing that her door was closed, he reached for a push and the door opened. There was no Yi Guihua. She was just about to step into the room. On the bed, Yi Guihua was rolling sheets with a man. She was in a state of selflessness. She was totally indifferent to Cao Erzhu's rash intrusion, and I never paid attention to her

Cao Erzhu was embarrassed. He quickly drew back his outstretched leg and stood in the hall. For a moment, he didn't know what to do.

Who is the man rolling the sheets with Yi Guihua?

Fuck, isn't it her husband coming back? If he heard what he said just now, he would expose himself. Fuck, Li Gui meets Li Kui. I'm embarrassed.

Cao Erzhu listened in the hall. He only heard that the movement in the room was getting bigger and bigger. The shaking of the bed and the shouting of two people were deafening.

Cao Erzhu feels that things are not good. The man is definitely not a man who has an affair, otherwise he will not be so unscrupulous.

Cao Er Zhu lowered his head and thought about things. He thought that today was not the right time. Now he should leave quickly, or he should stay to see what happened?

Cao Erzhu was hesitating. Unexpectedly, the man rushed out of the room, tied his trousers and said to Cao Erzhu: "boy, don't go. I have something to ask you." Then he ran into the kitchen and ran out with a kitchen knife. Pointing at Cao Erzhu, he said angrily, "Stinky boy, when did you start with that coquettish woman?" He thought that Cao Erzhu had an affair with Yi Guihua.

Cao Erzhu was shocked and felt guilty. He thought that the east window incident had happened. He was so scared that he ran away. He was afraid that others might see the joke, so he ran around the yard of Yi Guihua's house.

The man ran after Cao Erzhu with a kitchen knife and said in a loud voice, "wear a green hat on me. I won't kill you today!"

Cao Erzhu looked at the man's blazing kitchen knife. It looked very sharp. Needless to say, he had cut meat and bones, so he didn't dare to be tough with others. What's more, he really got a green hat for others. How to say he is unreasonable, he waved his hand and said: "Hey, you put down the kitchen knife in your hand, I'll explain to you, there's something to say."

"Lv Mingyi, put down your kitchen knife!" At this time, Yi Guihua also chased out and ran. She stopped, stroked her hair and pulled her clothes. Watching the two men running around the yard, she couldn't help laughing.

When Yi Guihua and her man LV Mingyi were in a passion, she heard the sound of the siren. She was surprised, for fear that Cao Erzhu was coming, and even more afraid that he would rush into the house as rashly as usual! Her heart was hanging. What she was worried about really happened. Cao Erzhu walked into the hall from the yard, pushed the door open, and asked herself if she thought of him? Oh, my God, isn't that a confession? Yi Guihua closed her eyes and knew there was going to be a big trouble. What's more, Lu Mingyi also heard the news of Cao Erzhu and listened to Cao Erzhu's words. He gritted his teeth and hugged the Osmanthus fragrans for a while to vent his anger. As soon as it was over, he jumped out of bed and went to the kitchen to catch up with Cao Erzhu with a kitchen knife.

Seeing a man who has an affair with his wife, who is not angry?

Yi Guihua looks at LV Mingyi chasing Cao Erzhu. She doesn't care and stands in front of the gate of the yard, covering her mouth and laughing.

Cao Erzhu looked at the man who was chasing him. He kept shaking with a knife in his hand. Then he looked at Yi Guihua. He said, "osmanthus, why are you still laughing? There's going to be a bleeding case. Do you have to laugh

Yi Guihua said with a smile: "Er Zhu, don't run away. Stop and see if LV Mingyi dares to chop you. Hee hee, that's funny. I don't believe he will really cut you! If he cuts you down, he won't live! The door of the cell was open for him. Hee hee, if he's in prison for this, I won't send him prison food. "

After several laps, Cao Erzhu didn't want to run. He listened to Yi Guihua's words and looked at LV Mingyi behind him. He gritted his teeth and stopped and said aloud, "OK, I'm standing firm. You can chop! I have lost more than 100 Jin of meat and bones at the gate of Yi's house! " Then he stopped.

The man didn't expect this. He ran to Cao Erzhu and stopped. He raised the knife in his hand, clenched his teeth, locked his eyebrows, and said aloud, "look, I won't kill you!"

Cao Erzhu closed his eyes, frowned and waited for the knife to come down. His legs trembled with fright. But after waiting for a long time, he didn't see the knife come down. All he heard was a "bang Dang" sound on the ground. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the kitchen knife was thrown to the ground, and the man also "Alas" and sat down on the ground dejectedly.Yi Guihua quickly picked up the kitchen knife on the ground and said with a smile: "I said, er Zhu, LV Mingyi didn't dare to cut you. Didn't you run so many circles in vain? Hee hee, you two are so funny

Cao Erzhu said bitterly, "who is osmanthus? How dare you chop me with a kitchen knife! If it wasn't for your face, I could have let his body fall apart with a few fists. " Running out of sweat, Cao Erzhu took off his clothes and showed his muscles like bricks. He jumped on purpose and showed off his developed muscles.

With a kitchen knife in her hand, Yi Guihua pulled up the man and said, "who is it, your brother-in-law LV Mingyi! Silly thing, do others dare to chase you with a kitchen knife? "

Lu Mingyi stood up, patted the dust on his body and asked, "who are you?"

Before Cao Erzhu spoke, Yi Guihua said with a smile, "who else can it be? You think you are not at home, he is your substitute, you think your wife is too capable! "

Lu Mingyi wiped the sweat on his forehead with his hand and asked Yi Guihua, "who is he?"

Cao Erzhu really wants to say that you don't care about your wife. I took care of you for a period of time.

Yi Guihua said with a smile, "who can he be? He's my father, my mother's son, my brother. Lu Mingyi, you are so stupid. You have no brain and courage. You dare not chop with a kitchen knife. " Pointing to Cao Erzhu's pectoralis major muscle, he said, "it must be pure lean meat there. There's no muscle at all. How nice it is for you to chop down a piece. We'll stir fry lean meat with green and hot peppers to give you wine." Then he shook his kitchen knife.

Cao Erzhu put on a smiling face and said, "it's my brother-in-law. It's a misunderstanding. I ran a few laps in vain. I was sweating. I'm tired to death! Damn, I thought it was a gangster Looking at LV Mingyi, who looked like a fool, he said with a smile, "Hey, it's over. I don't care."