The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu came in the middle of the night, and Yi osmanthus tossed well, satisfied, they hugged tightly to sleep.

At dawn, Yi Guihua's father and mother are up, Cao Erzhu and Yi Guihua are still sleeping soundly.

Yi Guihua's mother also went into their room to have a look, and came out with a strange face. She whispered to Yi Guihua's father, "if only those two pillars were our son-in-law! Oh, you see how happy they are when they sleep in bed. It's like a loving couple. Unfortunately... "

Yi Guihua's father whispered: "old lady, is it immoral for us to let osmanthus and ER Zhu be together?"

Yi Guihua's mother bit Yi Guihua's father's ear and said, "osmanthus her father, osmanthus has an idea that she wants to have a child of two pillars. I'll tell you, she has gone to the town health center to get the contraceptive ring. Last night, she didn't take any measures. If she is lucky, the goal of Osmanthus fragrans will be achieved. "

Yi Guihua's father locked his brow and said, "Guihua hasn't divorced LV Mingyi yet. If she is pregnant with ER Zhu's child, how can she do that?"

Yi Guihua's mother said with a smile: "ha ha, even when they are not divorced, osmanthus is pregnant with a child, and no one is suspicious, just to cover people's eyes and ears."

Yi Guihua's father said, "don't LV Mingyi know?"

Yi Guihua's mother waved her hand and said, "how can LV Mingyi know? The day he came back from the city, he went to bed with Osmanthus fragrans. Would he think that the child was not his? " After listening to the movement in Yi Guihua's room, she said, "Er Zhu once joked with her that if she is pregnant with her child, her family name is Yi, and she will bear the financial burden. In this way, isn't Er Zhu the same as our son-in-law? If we want him to support us in the future, it's natural. Hey, anyway, er Zhu has plenty of money, and he doesn't care if we have two more mouths. "

The old couple whispered and went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast for Cao Erzhu and Yi Guihua.

Hearing the noise of chickens in the yard, Cao Erzhu woke up and saw Yi Guihua with a smile on his face. He slept soundly and put his arms around him. He didn't get up and looked at the mosquito net with his eyes open. He thought of sleeping with her for the first time because of the mosquito net. He couldn't help laughing at the thought of that bold and funny move. At this time, he heard the sound of gentle steps into the hall, as if he had come to the door of the room. He quickly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Yi Guihua's mother walked into the room and stood in front of the bed to have a look. She sighed and said in a low voice, "Alas, how many well matched couples are they, but they are not husband and wife, alas."

I didn't expect that Yi Guihua woke up and saw her mother. She said, "Mom, we're not dressed. You don't want to avoid it." Then he pulled the quilt and covered Cao Erzhu's body.

The old woman said with a thick face, "what are you avoiding? It's not the first time for you. If you don't have a contraceptive ring, at least you'll have a few children. Oh, if only you two were a couple! You and that LV Mingyi, one to the East and the other to the west, can't be together even if they press their heads. They are so stiff. I don't know when they will be stiff? "

Yi Guihua looked at Cao Erzhu and thought that he was sleeping all the time. She said in a low voice, "he can afford it, so can I. Anyway, I'm not going to get married again. I'll stay with this beggar every once in a while Hee, it's not lonely, and every time I feel fresh, hee hee, from midnight yesterday to now, I feel like a wedding night. "

My mother glared at the Osmanthus fragrans with white eyes and said, "cut, now you are young and feel happy. When you are old, you will not have a companion..."

Yi Guihua made a strange face and said, "hee hee, anyway, I don't care. I'll enjoy it while I'm young. Hee hee, I've been in love with this beggar and often become a bride..." Looking at Cao Erzhu, he touched his face with his hand and said, "Mom, you cook ten poached eggs for him to make him full. It's not easy for him. He sleeps with his wife in the first half of the night and comes to me in the second. "

My mother nodded and said, "OK, you sleep with him, I'll cook the poached eggs."

Mother left, Cao Erzhu opened his eyes, said with a smile: "small sample, you hit the abacus Ruyi!"

Yi Guihua said coquettishly: "Wuwu, have you heard what I told my mother? Hee hee, you won't laugh at me, will you? Wuwu, I have a thick face. I don't want to be ashamed. "

Cao Erzhu pushed the Osmanthus fragrans and said, "I have to get up and go. Don't let your husband come. I can't walk in the room."

Yi Guihua hugged Cao Erzhu's waist and said, "I didn't expect you to be as timid as a mouse! Are you afraid of him? "

"I'm not afraid. I don't want to get into trouble! Well, you already have contradictions. I don't want to make things worse for you. " Cao Erzhu got out of bed, ate a bowl of poached eggs, and drove away.

As soon as he got to the fork of the road, Cao Erzhu saw LV Mingyi riding a motorcycle just at the intersection. He looked at Cao Erzhu's BMW, but didn't think it was Cao Erzhu, because last time he saw that Cao Erzhu's car was an old Chevrolet.

Cao Erzhu stopped and watched LV Mingyi stop in front of Yi Guihua's door on his motorcycle and walk into the yard. Cao Er Zhu shook his head with a smile and said, "fortunately, I took a step earlier. It's dangerous. I almost ran into it."Cao Erzhu drove home with the door closed. Unexpectedly, Liu Congli was looking for someone at the door.

Cao Erzhu thought and had an idea. He parked the car beside Liu Congli, opened the door and dragged her into the car.

Cao Erniu said: "you are not so scared when you drive in the car. Well, what do you want to do when you drag me into the car? "

Cao Erzhu ignored Liu Congli and drove the car to the entrance of the village. Seeing that there was no one coming and going, he stopped the car and said with a smile, "little mom, do you come to my door to find my father? Hey, sneaky, like a thief. "

Liu Congli opened her eyes and said in surprise, "little mom, do you call me little mom?"

Cao Erzhu nodded and said, "well, you are not my little mother. What do you say you are me?"

Liu Congli blinked her eyes and got flustered. She said, "Cao Erzhu, you are interesting. How can I become your little mother? Hee hee, where's your father? Yesterday, I had a drink at my home at noon and agreed that I would meet Cao Jingzhong today. Why didn't I see other people? "

Cao Erzhu said seriously: "my father suffered from acute appendicitis last night. He was so painful that he was struggling in bed. I was sent to the county hospital for surgery, and now he is still lying in the hospital bed. Do you want to see him?"

Liu Congli was surprised, she said: "my God, he has appendicitis so coincidentally? I'm looking for him! Hey, I see him? The villagers can see him, but the county hospital is too far away for me to go. "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "little mom, my father wants you to see him!"

Liu Congli knew the meaning of Cao Erzhu's words. She opened her eyes and said, "Cao Erzhu, what do you mean? Who is your little mother? Be careful that I tear your mouth

Cao Erzhu still kept smiling. He said, "did my father give you all his private money? I'll tell you a message. My father asked me for thousands of yuan in private, but my mother didn't know. " Looking at Liu Congli's expression, he said, "don't be afraid, little mom. I will keep it secret for you two. My father said that this time in the village election, for you, he said that he had to vote for everything. "