The best little villagers

Under this bush, yellow sand and stones were dug before road construction. Originally, it was a pit. Cao Erzhu hid in it, just out of sight.

Cao Erzhu just thought that, but he didn't dare to do it. He knew that if he was too anxious to eat bean curd, the nature of doing it changed. He didn't want to go on the road of crime!

That Zhu Dingyin can do whatever she likes to women. Why can't I, Cao Yaojun?

Lao Tzu wants to learn from Zhu Dingyin, so that women are willing to pour into their own arms. Looking at her, he wanted to scare him.

"Ahow, ahow, ahow --"

Cao Erzhu lay down in the Bush, put his hands to his mouth to make a trumpet shape, and then learned the wolf's howling in a low voice.

It was very quiet on the hillside. He denghong suddenly heard this strange cry, and his whole body trembled. He sat down on the ground, and his bottle cap fell to the ground and rolled away.

she looked at the cotton field, looked at the shrub, and felt gloomy. She straightened up and nervously looked around. Instinctively, she bent up and clenched the sprayer of the sprayer.

Cao Erzhu learned to howl like a wolf again: "ah, ah, ah, ah --"

he denghong recognized that it was the wolf howl learned by human beings. She stood up straight and bravely asked: "which is it? Don't pretend to be a ghost. I can hear it. Get out of here

"Hey, it's me, Cao Yaojun." Cao Erzhu jumped out of the bush with a playful smile.

He denghong took a long breath and said, "Oh, it's you, ghost, Cao erzhu'er. What are you doing in the Bush? Ah, really, you are not afraid of thorns pricking your flesh! "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "Hey, sister denghong, you are scared, aren't you? I'm looking for the wolf! I am the only young man in our Lihua village. I have to shoulder the responsibility of protecting the women in the village. Don't let the wolf bite your women's buttocks. "

He denghong blinked and asked, "are you looking for a wolf?"

"Well, yes." Cao Erzhu patted his body, bent down to pick up the cap of the bottle that rolled on the ground, handed it to he denghong, pretended to be surprised and said, "ah, sister denghong, what a coincidence! I've met you again. Hehe, I didn't expect such a coincidence. Yeah, why is there your family's land on this slope? "

"Ghost, you learn like a wolf. You almost scared me to death. I thought it was really a wolf. Now my heart is still jumping suddenly!" He denghong looked up at Cao Erzhu, covered his chest with one hand, and took over the bottle lid with the other hand.

"Sister denghong, are you not afraid of the wolf? If you are attacked by wolves, it will be difficult for you, a woman who has no power to bind chickens, to escape! You don't call me to be your bodyguard, let me protect you. "

Cao Erzhu went to he denghong and squatted down. He put down the stick in his hand. He smelled a pungent smell of pesticide. He quickly stood up and spat on the ground.

"Cut, wolf? Only you believe that we have wolves here. You didn't listen to sun Mingzhi. It must be Tianyu group casting smoke! If there are wolves, it will be strange. Our village will be famous on TV. "

He Denghong certainly did not believe what wolf was. She pulled the mask tightly, covered the lid of the pesticide bottle, and tightened it into a convenient bag, then gnawing her teeth and frowning, as if she had used the milk to carry up the sprayer.

Seeing this, Cao Erzhu immediately flattered and said, "sister denghong, put it down and have a rest. It's physical work. Let's be men. Hehe, it's necessary."

He Denghong, with his sprayer on his back and frowning, said, "today's poison is highly toxic. Dichlorvos is different from yesterday. You stay away from it. Be careful of poisoning. Don't poison your little bad guy. I can't tell your mother."

Cao Er Zhu held his breath, fanned with his hand in front of his nose, then stepped back and said, "my God, what a strong smell! It's really dichlorvos. It's killing me Of indomitable spirit, He Denghong said, "Oh, how can you make a woman do this dangerous thing?"

"Well, dichlorvos is a severe poison. Stay away from it and be careful of poisoning. If you make a mistake, I can't explain it to your father and mother! " He Denghong got the pesticide, covered the lid of the sprayer, stood up, picked up the straps and put it on his shoulders. He said, "cut it, man, are you a man? You pinch yourself to see if your fetal hair is dry? "

No wonder those left behind women are not warm to me. It turns out that they still regard Lao Tzu as a child whose fetal hair has not dried yet.

"Cut, sister denghong, don't you believe it? A man as big as me would have had a lot of wives and concubines in the old society. Alas, I was born at a wrong time. I am still a virgin now Cao Erzhu grabbed the strap and said, "Hey, you have a rest on the ridge and let me do it for you." When he took the strap, he deliberately pinched it on he denghong's hand, felt it for a while, and then said, "how can you do such heavy work, you little skeleton? It's necessary to rest on the ridge. "Of course, he denghong wanted to stop working. She felt embarrassed and released her hand, and her body flashed out. But Cao Erzhu was afraid that others would gossip when they saw him.

Cao Erzhu put the sprayer back on his back. He stared at the mask on her face, sniffed and said, "what a strong smell of dichlorvos." Then he put his hand on he denghong's face and took the opportunity to pinch her.

He denghong hid her head back and her face turned red. Seeing Cao Erzhu rushing to help her, she was certainly happy. She said falsely, "ghost, what do you want to do? I'm sweating

Cao Erzhu seized the mask and said with a silly smile, "Hey, take down your mask and put it on me. Don't breathe too much of dichlorvos. It's poisoned." Then he pulled off the mask and said, "hey hey, I wanted to help others and do good things. Don't take my life before I do good things. Alas, it's necessary to take safety precautions and wear gas masks. Hehe, I haven't been in love, let alone tasted what a woman is like! It's not worth it if you kick your legs again. Besides, the wolf hasn't been found and the arduous task hasn't been completed. I can't get poisoned! "

I wanted to wear a mask. I thought he would take advantage of the opportunity to wipe his own money!

He denghong took a long breath, looked at the mask and said, "well, I used to wear it. It's very dirty. Be careful of infectious diseases."