The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu thought about it and lied to he denghong and said, "cut, sister denghong, you think you are a heroine. You want to kill your fourth brother with one or two knives! Denghong sister-in-law, it's really funny. Do you think that the fourth brother is made of paper and clay, which can be punctured and pushed? I'll tell you the truth, the fourth brother is living at home now! "

He denghong said childishly, "no, I cut him twice. He fell to the ground like a chicken being slaughtered. He rolled his eyes, stood up straight and pedaled straight. I was so scared that I left my kitchen knife and ran away."

When the three of them approached the car, Cao Erzhu couldn't help laughing. He opened the door, pushed he denghong into the car and said with a smile, "cut, sister denghong, do you think it's easy to kill? Even killing chickens is not so easy! Sister denghong, have you ever slaughtered a chicken? I remember my mother once slaughtered a big rooster, cut her neck and put half a bowl of blood into it. She thought it was dead. Unexpectedly, as soon as it was put on the ground, the big rooster ran away and couldn't be chased out! "

Sun Mingzhi lowered her head and climbed into the car. She sat next to he denghong. She said, "sister denghong, no matter how big things happen, don't be short-sighted and look for guilt. This morning, Zhang Yuzhi quarreled with her mother-in-law and drank pesticide in a rage. As a result, she was sent to the township health center for doctors and nurses to wash her stomach. She suffered a serious crime and spent a lot of money. Later, she regretted it to death. Don't do anything stupid, sister denghong

He denghong also regretted it. She said: "I didn't know what happened at that time. I was possessed by the devil and smashed his mobile phone and chopped him with a kitchen knife. Well, now I think of it, I really don't know where Lao Si's mistake is! "

Cao Erzhu drove and said with a smile, "sister denghong, we have been neighbors for so long, just like a family. I know everything you do. I didn't expect you to be a heroine! Otherwise, you'll be the head of our security section in the future. If you meet bad people, you'll use your skills and chop with a kitchen knife. "

He denghong was embarrassed. He stretched out his hand and wanted to hit Cao Erzhu. Seeing him driving, he drew back his hand. When she heard Cao Erzhu say, "I know what you do", she thought of spraying pesticides on the cotton fields in the mountains in summer. Cao Erzhu ran away from nowhere, flattered himself behind his buttocks, helped him to spray pesticides, and also took the opportunity to tease himself, trying to learn Rooster crowing. But he was a layman, and taught him by hand, which made him have his first time in life, He was the first woman in his life I didn't expect that after that time, he fell in love with that kind of thing, and kept a long kind of ambiguous relationship with himself. So she said, "Er Zhu, don't laugh at me. I did a scandal today. You forget, I'm your teacher. I won't forget if I have a wife, will I? "

Cao Erzhu laughed and looked back at Sun Mingzhi. He said with a smile, "I remember, I can't forget! Hehe, that's the first thing I've ever done. How could I forget it? "

When sun Mingzhi saw the dialogue between them, she didn't understand it. She asked, "Hey, sister denghong, what cultural knowledge did you teach Cao Yaojun, or what skills did you teach him?"

He denghong blushed and did not dare to look at Sun Mingzhi's eyes. She pointed to Cao Erzhu and said, "cut, what knowledge and skills do you teach? You are not married yet. You are a girl, but I can't tell you. If you want to know, ask Erzhu, and see if Erzhu tells you not."

Sun Mingzhi looked at Cao Erzhu and saw that he was driving, looking ahead with two eyes. He shook his head with a smile. He didn't speak, and his face seemed to be red.

Seeing that both Cao Erzhu and he denghong are very secretive, they are a little embarrassed. Sun Mingzhi is even more puzzled, but he denghong is just playing tricks, and Cao Erzhu keeps his mouth shut.

The reservoir is not too far away from the residential area, and the car runs fast. Soon, Cao Erzhu stops at Zhu Laosi's house.

He denghong is embarrassed to get out of the car. Sun Mingzhi pulls her down, and they embrace each other and walk into the hall.

Cao Erzhu also got out of the car and followed in.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Laosi came in from the yard.

Everyone was stunned.

Zhu Laosi is safe, but a bandaged white gauze appears on his shoulder, obviously injured.

Cao Erzhu was very happy. He said, "fourth brother, are you a human or a ghost now? Cut, aren't you chopped to death by denghong's sister-in-law? We are preparing wreaths and eulogy for you. We will hold your memorial service this afternoon! "

Zhu Laosi counseled and said with a smile, "can she cut me to death? Before her knife fell on me, I tried to pretend to be dead, rolled my eyes, stuck out my tongue, and really kicked my legs She thinks I'm really dead. She's so scared that she runs outside... "

Cao Erzhu stretched out his thumb and said, "fourth brother, you have stopped a family bloodshed and reduced the harm to yourself. It's really a good move."

Zhu Laosi sighed and said, "well, there is no way to do it. I'm just in a hurry. She was complaining that she should not listen to sun Mingzhi and Cao Erzhu's advice. Wu Shizhen didn't take the opportunity to get the 20 yuan back as Zhou Xiaojuan did when she issued the warrants. I followed her meaning and said that she didn't have the brains of Zhou Xiaojuan. Unexpectedly, this sentence angered her, scolded her, beat her, and finally used a knife. I can't fight back. She grabbed my mobile phone and smashed it on the ground. She ran into the kitchen and chopped me with a kitchen knife. I couldn't cut her with a knife, so I had to play dead and sell it. "Sun Mingzhi also praised: "fourth brother, you are so manly. Denghong's sister-in-law is blessed."

Zhu Laosi opened his eyes and said, "I'm still a man? Cut, do you think I look like a man like this? "

After listening to Zhu Laosi's words, he denghong stretched out her hand and beat her. As she beat her, she said, "you are a dung boat crossing the river, loading excrement. You scared me to death. I don't want to kill you now!"

Zhu Laosi grabbed he denghong's hand, pushed her away, looked at Cao Erzhu and sun Mingzhi seriously, and said, "well, it's still my fault that I spoil my wife so much today. Let her take charge of the family, let her manage the money, and do everything according to her temperament. No matter good or bad, I listen to her As a result, I became more and more angry and became Empress Wu Zetian of our family. She was the only one who could speak, and I didn't have the chance to speak. Today, I was even more aggressive and used a kitchen knife to cut people! Well, if it is still like this in the future, there will be no way to live It seems that Zhu Laosi is really angry this time. He has been pretending to be a pig. Now he is going to eat a tiger!

When everyone heard Zhu Laosi's words, they were all stunned and stunned again!

He denghong was even more surprised: Zhu Laosi is going to rebel. Do you want to break away from me?