The best little villagers

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said: "Damn it, believe it or not, anyway, the calf was killed by a wolf. The women in the village saw the dead cow with their own eyes, and I took pictures of the calf killed by the wolf."

Sun Mingzhi looked at Cao Erzhu with wide and beautiful eyes and asked, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, how can you say that the wolf must have killed you?"

When sun Mingzhi spoke, his expression was constantly changing. Cao Erzhu looked at him without blinking. He was really relaxed and happy.

"Hey, it's hard to judge! I heard the wolf cry on the hillside, ah, ouch Fuckin 'creepy. Since there is a wolf here, it proves that there is a wolf. The calf was killed by the wolf. It must be the wolf. Hey, sun Mingzhi, do you think my reasoning is reasonable? " Cao Erzhu said he wanted to leave, but Sun Mingzhi grabbed his arm again. He looked at Sun Mingzhi and said, "you said it wasn't the wolf that killed you, did you say it was you who bit you?"

"I just put forward my doubts, neither affirming nor denying. What's your hurry?" Sun Mingzhi tilted and looked at the chicken leg in his hand.

"That cow is not small enough to kill it. If it's not a wolf, isn't it a tiger or a leopard? If there are tigers and leopards, it will be even more miraculous. " Cao Erzhu looked at the chicken leg and swallowed his saliva.

"Cao Yaojun, if you see the wolf in the future, you should use your mobile phone to take photos. The pictures are the most telling." Sun Mingzhi blinked his beautiful big eyes and looked at Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu shook his arm, but he didn't shake sun Mingzhi's hand. He said: "I don't post in Qunfeng online, and I don't open a microblog in X wave to shoot what it does. Anyway, I believe there are wolves in lihuachong. I don't care if others believe it or not, and I don't have the heart to do it."

Sun Mingzhi begged: "hee, I want to post. I have several microblogs. You are on the mountain every day. I want you to help me. If you meet a wolf, you can take a picture quickly." Then he stuffed two chicken legs into Cao Erzhu's hand.

Cao Erzhu took the drumstick, pinched his cheek and said, "well, old rules, you know what I want. Woo, I want you to I'm not allowed to describe it here. I want to write it lightly again

Sun Mingzhi looks at Cao Erzhu and thinks he doesn't hate himself too much when he enters the police station. It's no big deal to give a boy a kiss on his face.

She said: "you are really greedy. You just don't have enough. Every time you do a little favor, you tell me such harsh conditions."

Sun Mingzhi said and gave Cao Erzhu a kiss like a dragonfly on his face.

Cao Erzhu looked at Sun Mingzhi's beautiful face and thought it was not enough. He looked around. Seeing no one, he suddenly put his hand around her neck and forced his mouth on her lips.

Sun Mingzhi pushed Cao Erzhu as hard as he could. He punched and kicked Cao Erzhu. He finally opened his mouth and hit him in the face. Then he wiped his mouth with his hand and spat.

She locked her eyebrows and hair, and said: "Cao Yaojun, you villain, how can you be so unreasonable? This is my first kiss. You stole it so forcibly. I'm so angry. I'm going to sue you for indecency Crime of blasphemy, ask g security personnel to arrest you and let you be punished by law! " He stamped his foot and said, "hum, Cao Yaojun, I hate you to death!"

When sun Mingzhi finished, he found another stick and beat it hard.

It is said that the dream is opposite to the reality. I didn't expect that this sentence is not very reliable. Today is the proof.

Cao Erzhu kisses sun Mingzhi by force, and he gets unprecedented satisfaction. Seeing that sun Mingzhi is not particularly angry, his face doesn't hurt or itch, and the stick doesn't hurt very much, so he doesn't dodge, but let her vent.

He said with a smile: "Hey, I'm cheap in life. I'm beaten by you and I'm willing to help you. OK, I'll take a picture of the wolf for you. It's clear. Hey, it's necessary. "

Sun Mingzhi covered his mouth with his hand, still angry.

Seeing sun Mingzhi's long face, he was really angry. Cao Erzhu said, "well, I'll write off the affair of being a treacherous minister and let bygones be bygones." Seeing that she was not happy, he said, "Sun Mingzhi, don't be too stingy. Give me some motivation so that I can spare my life to work hard for you."

Sun Mingzhi blushed and doodled his mouth. He seemed unconvinced. He widened his eyes and said, "hum, you look so ugly, like eight ugly monsters and eight pigs. Your mouth stinks. It stinks! Wuwu, I don't have a boyfriend yet! Cut, my first kiss was stolen by you. How ridiculous! I'm not going to spare you. "

Seeing sun Mingzhi angry, Cao Erzhu chuckled.

Sun Mingzhi kept wiping his mouth with a paper towel. He even spat several mouthfuls of saliva, stamped his feet, and hit Cao Erzhu several times.

She said angrily, "it's killing me! I'm afraid a bag of toothpaste is not enough to wash and brush my teeth tonight. "

Originally, sun Mingzhi's actions and words were insults to Cao Erzhu, but he was happy. He looked at Sun Mingzhi's beautiful face without blinking.

He said with a smile: "Hey, sun Mingzhi, I plan not to wash my mouth or brush my teeth for a month, so that your fragrance will be maintained all the time. Hey, I have nothing to worry about."Sun Mingzhi said, "I'm going to catch you again." Seeing the drumstick in Cao Erzhu's hand, she said unconvinced, "give me back the drumstick."

Cao Er Zhu grabbed the chicken leg in his hand and ran home with a smile.

It can be seen that sun Mingzhi is bluffing himself. Cao Erzhu doesn't care and runs home alone.

He also said in his heart that if it was the first kiss, he would make a lot of money today. If he could go further That's even better!

But it's too difficult. If you don't do it well, you really have to go to the police station again. Maybe you will go to prison.

Cao Erzhu pushed open the door of his courtyard, happy and smiling.

Aunt Hu is still immersed in great sadness, but her son seems to have found a baby outside. She is very happy, and there is nothing wrong with her.

Aunt Hu was puzzled. She said, "Er zhu'er, you are really shameless and skinless. Are you happy? Are your bees alive again?" He pointed at Cao Erzhu's forehead with his finger, "you lose 10000 or 20000 yuan at a time. How can you still be happy?"

Cao Erzhu was happy because he stole sun Mingzhi's first kiss. When he heard aunt Hu's words, he immediately began to look bitter. He looked like he had just come out of the rent collection yard of the bully landlord Liu Wencai.

He corrected aunt Hu's words: "ah, how could it be a loss of 10000 or 20000? Mom, it's a direct loss, and the value created every year? If I keep bees for ten years, it will be more than 200000 yuan. "