The best little villagers

As soon as Liu Congli ran into the room, the snoring under the bed became louder. It was like a tractor coming. She looked back at the door of the room, grabbed the edge of the bed with her hands, put one foot into the bed and fished out Cao Mingyu's body. She pedaled hard and woke him up. The snoring stopped. "You old man, you are brave enough to snore in it. Are you not afraid to hear it before full light?"

Cao Mingyu opened his eyes and saw Liu Congli's feet. He was happy and wiped the saliva on the corner of his mouth with his hand. He said, "Congli, you went out before full light, right? Well, I'm finally liberated. " I'm going to climb out.

Liu Congli quickly said in a low voice: "you old man, you want to kill me, don't you?" Seeing Cao Mingyu's head sticking out, she pushed it with her hand and said, "he's eating noodles in the kitchen! You snore so loud, are you not afraid to call Guangqian? Hold on a little longer. You have something to go out before the light

"Do I snore? My God, I'm still snoring Cao Mingyu immediately retracted her head into the empty bed.

"Fortunately you didn't snore at night, or you would have died." Liu Congli said and walked out of the room.

Before the full light, he was eating noodles in the kitchen. He even made a lot of noise. His forehead was still full of sweat. When he saw Liu Congli walking into the kitchen, he asked, "don't you have breakfast?"

Liu Congli looked at the full light, stabilized his mood, said with a smile: "you eat first, eat busy with your things. I've just released one of my hands. I haven't washed yet. "

Before the full light, he ate noodles and looked at Liu Congli askew. He said, "if you don't wash your face, you can make breakfast for me. I see your eyes are full of excrement now. I don't know if your eye excrement has fallen into the pot."

Liu Congli rubbed her eyes and said, "you really can open your eyes and tell lies. How can there be eye excrement in my eyes? If it is, it's seasoning. You taste better. "

Before the full light, he ate noodles, drank soup and said with a smile, "forget it, I don't know how much rice you didn't wash your face."

Liu Congli said with a smile, "what is cooking without washing your face? Sometimes I cook without washing my hands

Before the full light, I finished the noodles in the bowl, ate a few mouthfuls of soup, put down the bowl and said, "stop talking, the more you talk, the dirtier it is. Besides, don't let me spit it out." Standing up, he went to the kitchen door and belched. When he came to the yard, he saw the neat firewood. He said with a smile, "Congli, if there is any dirty work or heavy work in the family, you will let that Cao Mingyu do it. However, you should be more smart and don't let him order your cheap."

Liu Congli brushes her teeth and washes her face. Cao Mingyu makes some noise under the bed again. She laughs and says loudly: "you do your things quickly. You don't care about the family affairs. I have my own sense of propriety." Seeing the full light go to the hall, she said in a loud voice, "stop and let me see your nose."

In front of the full light, Liu Congli stood like a child and blinked.

The purpose of Liu Congli's loud talk is to send a message to Cao Mingyu in the room, so that he won't make any noise. She heard it before the full light. Holding her shoulders in front of the full light with her hands, she pretended to look at it and said, "it's just a little purple. You should pay attention outside, and don't hurt your nose again."

He walked into the room before the full light, looked around, sniffed and said, "Congli, did you spill your urine into the room? What a big smell?" He found his briefcase, walked out with it and hung it on the motorcycle faucet.

Liu Congli stood at the door of the room and sniffed. She also smelled the smell of urine, but she said on purpose, "Yeah, you're a dog's nose. You're so sensitive after being broken by Cao Jingzhong. Why can't I smell it?"

Pushing the motorcycle in front of the full light, he said, "otherwise, you didn't clean your urinal..." He pushed the motorcycle to the gate and said, "if you are at home alone, clean up the house. If you don't make the house fragrant, at least you can't have the smell of shame?"

Liu Congli waved her hand and said, "go and do your business. Don't be such a wordy girl. You can't go out for a long time."

He got on his motorcycle and left before full light.

Liu Congli ran into the room, reached into the empty bed and pulled Cao Mingyu out.

Cao Mingyu crawled out of the empty bed, rubbed her eyes and said, "I'm really out of luck. I can't interrupt when I lie under the bed and listen to you two. When you fall asleep, I think you should be quiet now, but you still have to listen to your two snoring, grinding teeth, farting and talking in your sleep Well, it doesn't count. I don't dare yawn or fart, and I don't dare to sleep. I'm afraid I'll be found snoring before the full light. " Then he sat on the edge of the bed.

Liu Congli picked up Cao Mingyu and said, "you old thing, don't talk about it. In the morning, you eat noodles in the kitchen, and you sleep under the bed. The snoring sounds like a tractor. It's so loud that I can hear it in the yard. It almost scares me to death. If it wasn't for the news of eating noodles, maybe he would have heard it. "

Cao Mingyu wanted to sit on the edge of the bed again, but Liu Congli refused. He said: "my wife also said that I snore loud. Every time I go to bed, she must fall asleep before I go to bed, otherwise I can't sleep when I snore. Thanks to my strong will, I didn't sleep all night. Otherwise, I might have missed the big event. "Liu Congli picked up Cao Mingyu and said, "now go and pour the urine out of the urinal into the toilet. It's so bashful that you can smell it even before the light. Fortunately, he didn't look into the empty bed Well, I'm afraid to think of it now. "

What Cao Mingyu wants to do now is sleep. He wants to climb to the bed, but Liu Congli refuses. She says, "you are covered with dust. Besides, if you sleep on my bed, what if you suddenly come back before the light?"

Cao Mingyu thought about it and thought Liu Congli was right. Before the full light, he was riding a motorcycle in the village and came back. If he saw himself sleeping in his bed, wouldn't he be suspicious? He stood up and said, "OK, I'll go home and sleep. Damn it, I didn't do anything for the last time. It's for nothing. "

Liu Congli saw that Cao Mingyu was going out. She grabbed his arm and said, "I'm afraid I can't come back for a while. You know, I've kept what you want for you. I didn't even give it to him. Now it's a great opportunity to give it to you..."

Cao Mingyu hugged Liu Congli, opened her eyes, looked at her face and said, "I heard that. He said he wanted to get down to business. You said you were tired, and he also said that his nose was hurt, so you two didn't do that. It turns out that you want to leave that to me. Congli, you're so kind. I'm so moved! However, Congli, the best time to show my ability has passed. If I do it now, I'm afraid my level is not very high. "

Liu Congli shook her body for a moment and said, "you old man, you can do that for a while! Tell me, when is your highest level? "

Cao Mingyu blinked her eyes and said, "it's when you get up to release your little hands. If you let me start at that time, my level must be very high. It's a pity that I didn't dare to sleep in bed before the full light. "