The best little villagers

Lu Mingyi didn't believe it. He scratched the back of his head and said, "did you take the contraceptive ring? Cut, didn't you lie to me? "

Yi Guihua was more and more sure that he had not made that kind of preparation. She said, "yes, I have already taken off that ring. You took them when you just came back from the city. After we were together, I was afraid of having a baby! Now I've been worried. If you don't have that cover, I won't let you live with me today even if you kill me. "

Seeing that Yi Guihua didn't look like a liar, LV Mingyi said, "OK, I believe you. I'll go to the village women's director and buy that set I'm coming. You have to open the door for me. "

Yi Guihua was so happy that she nodded and said, "no problem. Anyway, it's the last time. I'll accompany you. You can use whatever skills you have. Don't give me any more ideas in the future."

The voice in the yard startled Yi Guihua's father and mother.

In order to entertain director Ma Datie and his party, Yi Guihua's father and mother have been busy all day. They are tired enough. Now they go to bed.

Lying on the bed, the old couple are still commenting on Ma Dahui, Diao layao and Guo Xiaoping. First of all, the director Ma Dahui was really ugly. Later, he said that diaolai was really handsome. Especially when it comes to Guo Xiaoping, she is Cao Erzhu's wife. She is so beautiful. Her daughter Yi Guihua is not her rival Cao Yier ran to the yard and felt that they were not talking to each other. Sure enough, it was LV Mingyi who was standing in the yard pestering Yi Guihua. They were all surprised!

My mother said unhappily, "Yeah, you What are you doing here? If you go, you are not welcome in our family. " I really hate LV Mingyi. I don't even want to mention his name when I talk to him.

Dad is also very unhappy, he glared at each other, did not speak. Last time, LV Mingyi and Yi Guihua entangled together, but also started. His hand to help Yi osmanthus, not to lvmingyi, can't bear to move his hand, let himself eat a loss. This time, he had to be on guard. When he looked around and saw a stick in the corner of the yard, he had a bottom in his heart: he could use it as a weapon for self-defense at a critical time.

Lu Mingyi looked at the two old people, but he didn't respect them, let alone call his parents. He said with a smile, "Hey, I divorced osmanthus. It's easy to say goodbye. Tomorrow I'll go to the City Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities. I'd like to accompany her tonight. Tomorrow morning I'll take her to the city with my motorcycle. If I take that book, we'll have a happy ending. "

I want to get divorced, and I want to live together for one night. Father and mother listen to LV Mingyi's words, a little do not believe their ears, feel incredible, they look like a fool like Yi Guihua, see how she said.

Unexpectedly, Yi Guihua said with a smile: "Dad, mom, one day husband and wife will be happy for the last time. I want to depend on him. He's my child's father, anyway

Dad and mom didn't understand. They both frowned.

Dad felt that Yi Guihua was bullied. He said, "don't be afraid, osmanthus. If you don't want to, you just refuse him. With me and your mother at home, he doesn't dare to do anything to you. If he does it again, he won't bargain as he did last time. "

Mother was angry. She took a few steps to push down Yi Guihua and said, "silly girl, aren't you afraid that people will know the joke? When all the men in the world are dead, you can't be with people like him any more? Your father is right. If he treats your opponent again today, as long as he moves your finger, the three of us will shut down the door and let him use it for no return! "

Yi Guihua has her own idea. She doesn't want her father and mother to break her plan. She hid and whispered, "Dad, mom, I'm still his wife today. It's natural for me to live together. Besides, even if we are divorced, we are not enemies, and the children are still with them! Dad, mom, you go to bed and leave me alone. Besides, sleeping with him is not sleeping with jackals. Does it mean that it will kill me? "

Mother heartache said: "osmanthus ah, silly girl, your body is willing to let him insult?"

Yi Guihua said with a smile: "Mom, I am willing to, that is not an insult."

Dad was so angry that he couldn't speak. He scolded osmanthus for being too stupid!

When LV Mingyi heard that Yi Guihua was reasonable, he was happy and said with a smile, "OK, I'll go to the village women's director to get a condom." Looking at everyone, he said, "open the yard door!"

She shook her head and went to the hall to get the key to open the yard door. Mouth also said: "osmanthus ah, I put you really have no way!"

Yi Guihua saw that LV Mingyi was about to be hooked, and she said with a smile, "Mom, if I were LV Mingyi, what would you think?"

Lu Mingyi saw that Yi Guihua had been talking for himself. He was in full bloom. He went to the door and looked back and said, "osmanthus, you boil water and wait for me. I'll come soon. I'll help you take a bath and make sure it's clean."

Seeing that LV Mingyi had gone out, Osmanthus fragrans rushed to close the door of the courtyard and locked it. She said with a long sigh of relief, "thank goodness, the God of plague has finally been let out."Dad and mom understood and couldn't help smiling.

Dad said with a smile: "I mean, how did osmanthus suddenly become stupid?"

Mother also extended a thumb and said: "I and your father's brain is not as smart as you, your move is high, too high!"

LV Mingyi stood outside the yard and watched Yi Guihua close the door quickly. He didn't care. When he heard what Yi Guihua and his family said, he suddenly realized that he had been cheated by Yi Guihua's plan! He pushed the door and said, "Yi Guihua, you're so insidious! It turns out that it's not true that you want me to prepare that condom, but it's true that you want me to plot. Open the door. Open the door, or I'll break it. "

Anyway, the gate is made of iron. He can't break it. Everyone is very relaxed.

Yi Guihua went to the kitchen to boil water to wash her face, buttocks and feet.

Father and mother went back to the room with peace of mind. They thought that with the wisdom of Osmanthus fragrans, she could deal with LV Mingyi. Therefore, there is no one behind the gate, no one to pay attention to LV Mingyi.

Lu Mingyi is not reconciled. He stands outside the courtyard and makes a lot of noise. He doesn't want to leave.

No one will pay any attention to LV Mingyi's barking.

Yi Guihua cooked the water, washed her face, buttocks and feet. Seeing that LV Mingyi had not left, she went to the gate with the foot washing water and said, "Lv Mingyi, can you go? If you do that again, I'll pour foot water on you. "

Lu Mingyi hid beside him and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, I won't make any more noise. You tell me, do you already have a man? We are still husband and wife in law today. Why don't you do your wife's duty? "

"Who has splashed osmanthus on her feet? I tell you, I've seen through your men. I'll live alone in the future. I don't want any men. "

Lu Mingyi looked around. He said in a low voice: "since you don't have a man, your body is idle. You let me have an addiction, satisfy me, and make you happy. It's a win-win situation. Why not do it?"

Yi Guihua took the empty pot and said, "cut, what do you say? Is it human? You're an animal. You just want to be physically satisfied? We have no feelings at all. We are strangers. Can we do that together? LV Mingyi, give up that idea. Don't waste your time here. If you die, I won't promise you. "

When LV Mingyi heard this, he was angry again. He grabbed the iron door with both hands and shook it desperately. He also cried out: "open the door, open the door! Or I'll hit the door with a stone! " Then he searched everywhere, but found a half brick instead of a stone. He really smashed the door several times, but the door was intact and didn't break open.

Lu Mingyi is having a good time. Unexpectedly, Yi Yuanshan comes back in a van. When he came to the gate of Yi Guihua, he saw LV Mingyi shaking the gate of the yard and yelling, and hitting the gate with a brick, so he stopped the car. He put his head out of the window and yelled, "what are you doing?"

Suddenly hearing the roar, LV Mingyi was confused. He knew that Yi Yuanshan's van had stopped, but he didn't care. He thought he wouldn't care about it, because LV Mingyi knew Yi Yuanshan too well. Yi Yuanshan has always been polite and methodical. What's the matter today? This made LV Mingyi unexpected. He released his hand holding the door, turned around and said, "OK, brother Yuanshan is here. OK, you are a cadre and reasonable. You come to judge us."

Yi Yuanshan looked at the Osmanthus fragrans with an empty pot in the yard. He said, "this is What's the matter, you say

LV Mingyi pointed to Yi Guihua in the yard and said, "we haven't got the divorce certificate yet. We are still a family and husband and wife, but she won't let me in. Brother Yuanshan, according to you, do you think they should? Oh, they are such a bully! " Pretend to be pathetic.

Yi Yuanshan opened his eyes and said, "didn't I hear that you don't want to live in the osmanthus family? Also, I often hear that you bully your family by yourself! Strange, I heard that I was going to divorce, but you said that I was a husband and wife and a family again. Mingyi, it seems that your motive is not too pure! You tell me, what's your purpose in doing this? "

Lu Mingyi said with a thick face: "brother Yuanshan, this is what happened. We are going to the County Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedure tomorrow. I want osmanthus to do her duty as a wife for the last time. Unexpectedly, she is not willing to talk about the relationship between husband and wife. She has no human feelings at all... "

On hearing this, Yi Yuanshan was furious. He found a wrench in the car, pointed to LV Mingyi and said, "Lv Mingyi, as a human being, do you still have any dignity? As a man, do you have any backbone to be a man? If I were not a party member or cadre, I would really like to kill you with this wrench today! "