The best little villagers

When her son went out to fight in the wild, aunt Hu lay in bed and couldn't sleep. Unexpectedly, as soon as her son was mature, she started stealing chickens and pinching dogs. I'm afraid it has something to do with heredity. His father, Dong Zewu, didn't know how many times he went to the back of his house to make an appointment with him. Now he just can't remember.

When she thought of Dong Zewu, aunt Hu thought she was useless. She knew that he was a senior official, but she couldn't find him. At least her son Er Zhu didn't raise bees in the countryside

Aunt Hu thinks wildly. Suddenly she hears the sound of opening the door and Cao Erzhu talking. It seems that her son's goal has not been achieved today. She gets out of bed and goes to the door of the room to have a look. When she sees her son's appearance, she can't help laughing: "Er Zhu, it's not a good start today!"

Cao Erzhu began to take off his dirty clothes. He took a look at his mother. He saw her standing in the room, half covering the door. He only put her head out of the door and said, "it's really bad luck today. Stealing chicken can't eat rice. She was pissed by he denghong's mother-in-law! What a shame, motherfucker

Seeing Cao Erzhu standing in the hall and taking off all his clothes, aunt Hu quickly closed the door and tied the bolt before climbing to bed.

Cao Erzhu took a bath with water, changed his clean clothes and went to bed in the middle of the night. He stayed up late and didn't sleep well. He didn't fall asleep until it was almost dawn.

In the morning, people outside have been busy, talking from time to time.

When Aunt Hu got up, she picked up Cao Erzhu's dirty clothes and prepared to wash them. She looked at the clothes. They were wet and smelly. Just after they were put into the basin, she found that there were children's stools on the clothes.

She frowned and said, "this is a profound lesson for him. Do you dare to eat wild?"

While washing clothes, she thought that he denghong's mother-in-law had already sent Cao Erzhu and he denghong's bad news. That old woman won't come to our house to make trouble, will she? Thinking of this, she got nervous, put down her clothes and ran to close the door.

Aunt Hu is washing Cao Erzhu's clothes. Unexpectedly, someone knocks on the door. Aunt Hu is surprised. She thinks that he denghong's mother-in-law is the one who quarrels, so she doesn't get up to open the door.

"Aunt Hu, is aunt Hu at home?"

Aunt Hu recognized he denghong's voice and ran to open the door.

He denghong came in and covered her mouth with a smile. She stood in the yard and looked at the room. She said with a smile, "aunt Hu, where's ER Zhu? Hee hee, isn't it still dead? "

Aunt Hu glared at he denghong with white eyes, pointed to Cao Erzhu's clothes in the basin and said, "look, Erzhu was splashed with urine and stool by your mother-in-law last night."

He denghong glanced at the window of the room where Cao Erzhu was sleeping and said with a smile, "it's not like that Erzhu is learning to bark like a cat. I told him not to learn, but he didn't listen. Last night, he learned a few cat calls. My father-in-law recognized them and asked my mother-in-law to get up and carry Zhu Quaner's stool and urine Before my mother-in-law killed the cat, she threw it on ER Zhu. " Looking at the window again, "hee hee, haven't two pillars got up yet? The sun's out of bed. "

Aunt Hu washed her clothes and watched he denghong happy. She deliberately said, "well, yes, he hasn't got up yet. Otherwise, you can sleep with him for a while. Last night, I didn't expect you to. You can just satisfy him now."

He denghong was not afraid of aunt Hu. She said, "tell Er Zhu not to go to the back of my house in the future. My father-in-law did not know where to get a fish hairpin in the morning, with two sharp iron teeth. He said, if you hear a wild cat call again, stab it to death. I'm afraid Er Zhu will be stabbed by my father-in-law... "

He denghong went out of Cao Erzhu's home and was ready to go to aunt tianqin's. After walking through sun Mingzhi's canteen and seeing her playing with her mobile phone alone, she made a strange face and walked past without saying a word.

Sun Mingzhi stayed at the store, but he also heard the news of wolf biting. What he could hear was only a few words. If it was not complete, he could not post microblog.

Who did you bite? How did you bite? Is your life in danger? Do you see the wolf? What does the wolf look like She wanted to get more information, but the left behind women ignored her. She wanted to ask Cao Erzhu, but she didn't see him passing by today.

There are wolves in lihuachong. As for sun Mingzhi's sensitivity to news, she thinks it's a big deal. It seems to be an explosive news.

Before becoming a reporter, you can make a stir in the press and even create a sensation. That's awesome!

Sun Mingzhi was too interested in the news about the wolf. She waited until nine o'clock in the morning, and did not wait for Cao Erzhu. She was so impatient that she came to Cao Erzhu's home.

Sun Mingzhi is very lucky. Usually, Cao Erzhu is on the mountain at this time. The bees are gone, but he is still on the mountain to solve the poisoning case. He is still wandering up and down the mountain. Today, he is still sleeping at home.

Cao Erzhu's courtyard door was closed, but not locked. Sun Mingzhi pushed it open. "Is aunt Hu at home?" she asked in a low voice

No one answered. Aunt Hu must have gone out to work long ago.

I saw Cao Erzhu's clothes hanging on the bamboo pole in the yard. I could see that they had just been washed, because the clothes were still dripping.Sun Mingzhi looked around and whispered, "Cao Yaojun, are you at home?"

"Oh, who is shouting, I'm still sleeping!" Cao Erzhu lay on the bed and said that he knew it was Sun Mingzhi. He deliberately blamed her and said, "I'm a college graduate. I don't understand any rules."

When sun Mingzhi heard Cao Erzhu talking in the room, he immediately went through the yard, pushed open the door of the hall, stood in the hall and said, "I'm your sister, cut, the sun has been shining on you Why, you're still sleeping in? " I'm not willing to say "ass" from my beautiful mouth.

Cao Erzhu also heard sun Mingzhi's voice. He was sleeping in bed, motionless, and said in his voice, "Hey, boys' dormitory, please stop girls, it's necessary!"

Sun Mingzhi didn't mean to enter the room. After listening to Cao Erzhu, she went to the door and craned her neck to look at the room, but she didn't look at him.

She said: "Cao Yaojun, get up and report to my sister about the work last night."

Last night I was splashed with urine by he denghong's mother-in-law. How can I report to you? But on the other hand, sun Mingzhi didn't want to know about it. He certainly wanted to know about the wolf biting Cao Jinxia.

Sun Mingzhi just looked at Cao Erzhu's body at this time. He was naked, only wearing underpants, and lying on the bed with his buttocks. Looking at the sleeping posture, I can't help laughing.

Cao Erzhu looked up at Sun Mingzhi and thought that she was more and more beautiful now. Her graceful appearance was really attractive.

He swallowed his saliva and teased her, saying, "well, about last night I'll officially report to you. Well, I sleep in this bed last night, snore, dream, maybe fart, just don't know. It's over. "

In the countryside, it's common for men to wear bare upper body, so sun Mingzhi didn't evade. She patted the doorframe and said, "cut, I'm dizzy. Who asked you to report this?"

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "by the way, there is one more thing I forgot to report." 

SUN Mingzhi thought that Cao Erzhu was referring to the wolf, and quickly said: "OK, you can say it quickly, sister is waiting!"

Cao Erzhu moved his body and said: "I was woken up by urine in my sleep in the middle of the night. I got up and peed at the back door..."

Sun Ming interrupted Cao Erzhu and said, "ghost, who asked you to say such a thing?"

Cao Erzhu said solemnly: "Sun Mingzhi, I didn't come to your house last night to see you go to the toilet! I know you won't go out at night. "

In a hurry, sun Mingzhi went into the room and said in a loud voice, "Cao Yaojun, you deliberately make trouble, don't you? I asked you about the wolf biting

Cao Erzhu pretended to understand suddenly and said: "Oh, it's the matter. Why didn't you say it earlier? I'm so nervous! OK, I'll give you a formal report about the wolf. Last night, Cao Jinxia, the fat woman, was sexually assaulted by a sex wolf, and her rotten cabbage was nearly killed. She was taken to the county hospital by an ambulance. Hey, hey, report over. "

Sun Mingzhi looked at Cao Erzhu's sleeping posture, which was a little funny. She covered her mouth and said, "Oh, no, sister Jinxia, she really saw the wolf?"

I don't know if Cao Jinxia has ever seen a wolf, but according to the reasoning, she should have seen it. Cao Erzhu shook his ass and said, "of course, it's necessary to see a wolf." Seeing sun Mingzhi looking at himself with wide eyes, he leaned over and said, "not only did she see it, but also I saw it."

It seems that seeing wolves is like meeting US President Barack Obama.

Sun Mingzhi was even more surprised: "is it true? Hey, did you take a picture? "

Cao Erzhu blinked his eyes and said, "ah, sun Mingzhi, what are you doing so carefully? You are not a reporter, and I am not a village leader. I have to accept your interview? "

"It's sensational news about the wolf biting people. I'm going to post in Qunfeng online and post on Weibo." Sun Mingzhi blinked at Cao Erzhu and said.

Cao Erzhu looked forward to sun Mingzhi. He made a plan, bit his lip and said, "do you want the picture of the wolf?"

"Well, yes." Sun Mingzhi nodded.

Cao Erzhu put forward the condition: "haha, the old rule, unless equal value exchange, you let me kiss, haha, must..."

"Cao Yaojun, you are disgusting!" Sun Mingzhi stepped back, stood outside the door and said, "well Forget it. "

Hearing sun Mingzhi's footsteps, Cao Erzhu immediately said, "don't go, sun Mingzhi! Well, I don't want to tell you anything in return. "

When sun Mingzhi heard this, she was overjoyed. She came to the door again. Holding the door frame, she craned her neck and looked at Cao Erzhu. She whispered, "speak!"

Cao Erzhu was still naked and only wore underpants. He sat down on the edge of the bed, tilted his head and said, "ah, sun Mingzhi, why are you so mean? If I kiss you, you can't miss a hair. Maybe I'll help you clean your mouth... "