The best little villagers

After the end of the fight, Wu Qian whispered, "I'm going to the toilet. It's a large size. Wuwu, my stomach is swollen. "

Gao Junliang closed his eyes and said, "the toilet is in the back. You know where it is. You can go. I want to go to bed. You let me lie down for a while

Wu Qian pulled Gao Junliang's ear and said, "no, I want you to accompany me. Wuwu, the toilet is too simple, there is no door. I'm afraid someone will see it. "

Gao Junliang sat up, rubbed and said, "well, wife, you really can upset your husband. Your husband ploughed twice in the night, so hard, you don't know how to feel

Wu Qian made a strange face and said, "Wu Wu, I don't care. You've asked for it yourself. You're tired to death."

They put on their clothes quickly, just like fighting.

Gao Junliang put on his clothes and jumped out of bed. Seeing Wu Qian still sitting on the bed, he took her down.

Wu Qian put on her shoes and threw herself into Gao Junliang's arms and put her arms around his neck.

Gao Junliang picked up Wu Qian and said, "wife, you don't want me to take you to the toilet, do you?"

Wu Qian put her legs in the air and said with a smile, "that's a good idea. I agree."

Gao Junliang took Wu Qian to the toilet behind the house, put her down and said, "OK, you're squatting in the toilet. I'll wait for you outside."

Wu Qian squatted down, looked at Gao Junliang and said, "OK, go out. It stinks in here! Wu Wu, Gao Junliang, why didn't you build the toilet in the room when you built the house? "

Gao Junliang ran out of the toilet and breathed some fresh air. He said, "that's the difference between the countryside and the city. I'll hurt you first."

Wu Qian said in the toilet: "Wuwu, I feel numb when I see the stool in the toilet."

Gao Junliang said: "you close your eyes and don't look!"

Wu Qian frowned and covered her nose with her hand. She said aloud, "Wuwu, if you release your hand once, you will suffer a crime."

Gao Junliang ignored Wu Qian. He ran to the woods for a while, then ran to the toilet door and said, "Hello, wife, are you finished?"

I didn't expect Wu Qian to cry and say, "Wuwu, it's over. There's no paper. I'm waiting for you to get the toilet paper. You're not here. I've been smelling for a while. "

Gao Junliang quickly ran to the room and brought a circle of toilet paper. He walked into the toilet and said with a smile, "you don't want me to wipe your ass, do you?"

Wu Qian took the toilet paper and said falsely, "go away, you want to be beautiful." Looking at the pit, she frowned and said, "when I peed, I peed a lot of dirty things. Wuwu, it must be yours."

Gao Junliang covered his nose with his hand and said, "Hey, yes, we didn't use that cover. Wife, maybe you will be pregnant with my baby

Wu Qian a listen, immediately elongated face, not happy, quickly out of the toilet.

See Wu Qian out, Gao Junliang also began to solve their own after "stock" worry.

Gao Junliang released his hand and went out of the toilet. He looked up and saw Wu Qian standing outside. He was surprised and said, "Yeah, why haven't you gone back to your room yet?"

Wu Qian coquettishly said: "Wuwu, I want to be with you, let's go together."

Gao Junliang put his arms around Wu Qian's waist and said with a smile, "it seems that I have to hang you on my trouser belt. It's silly. I go to the toilet. You're still watching at the door devoutly, and you're not afraid of stink. "

Wu Qian heard another chicken crow in the yard. She said with a smile, "Gao Junliang, our family has chickens. Hello, do you have any pigs

Hearing Wu Qian say "our family", Gao Junliang was very comfortable. He said with a smile: "I have! Come on, follow me and show you the size of the pig. "

The pigsty is not far from the toilet. Gao Junliang leads Wu Qian to the door of the pigsty.

When Wu Qian saw the live pig, she was happy and said with a smile, "Oh, there are two pigs, one is so big, the other is so small. Hey, isn't that little pig a big pig's child? "

Gao Junliang laughed, he said: "wife, you only eat pork, did not hear the pig call?" Then he stretched out his hand to hit the big pig's ass and let the pig cry a few times.

Wu Qian smelled the smell of pig excrement. She hit Gao Junliang and said, "cut, who hasn't heard a pig cry?"

Gao Junliang was surprised: "have you ever heard a pig cry?"

Wu Qian said with a smile, "well, I just heard it on TV." Looking at two pigs, she said, "Hey, Gao Junliang, is this little pig the son or the daughter of big pig?"

Gao Junliang couldn't help laughing. He said, "wife, let me tell you, our pigs are all meat eating pigs. They are called fat pigs. They can't breed. The little pig has nothing to do with the big pig. "

Wu Qian looked at the pig and said naively, "how did the pig come from?"

Gao Junliang deliberately Wu Qian said: "it was born by an elephant."

Wu Qian is almost silly. She stares at Gao Junliang.

Gao Junliang put his arms around Wu Qian's waist and said, "let me tell you, someone specially raises sows and gives birth to piglets."

Wu Qian stretched out her hand and hit Gao Junliang a few times. "Wu Wu, you are so bad. You cheat me."Gao Junliang picked Wu Qian up and walked forward quickly.

Wu Qian struggled to slip down, she said: "Hey, I see people walking around in the village, don't let people see." Then he slipped out of Gao Junliang's arms and stood on the ground.

Gao Junliang's father and mother saw Gao Junliang and Wu Qian get up in the front garden, so they went back to the kitchen to get busy.

Gao Junliang and Wu Qian walked into the yard hand in hand.

Gao Junliang's mother stood in the kitchen and said, "Junliang, there is hot water in the pot. You can get some water for your daughter-in-law to wash."

Seeing Gao Junliang's mother, Wu Qian blushed and said with a smile, "good morning, aunt!"

When Gao Junliang's mother heard Wu Qian say hello to her, she was in a hurry and said, "good morning!"

Looking at my father's coming to the kitchen door, Gao Junliang hugged Wu Qian's waist and said, "Hello, wife, your name has changed. You should call me father or mother!"

When Gao Junliang's mother heard this, she opened her mouth wide with laughter. She dragged Gao Junliang's father and said, "girl, if you want to call our parents, please call them in the hall." Then the two quickly entered the room, straightened their hair, pulled their clothes and sat in front of the altar.

Gao Junliang sees this, he drags Wu Qian into the hall, two people stand in front of father and mother.

Wu Qian looks at the two elders in front of her. They are very rustic farmers. She looks at Gao Junliang, purses her mouth, blushes, covers her mouth and smiles.

Four people look at each other so, suddenly cold field.

Gao Junliang is in a hurry. He pinches Wu Qian's waist with his hand, nods to her and signals her to call her parents.

Wu Qian looked at Gao Junliang's face again and saw that he was encouraging herself. She summoned up her courage and cried out: "Dad"

GAO Junliang's father was flustered and agreed after a long time: "ah." Then she took out the red envelope Wu Qian.

Wu Qian looked at the red envelope and said, "no, I'm Gao Junliang's daughter-in-law. It's right to call Mom and dad."

Gao Junliang said solemnly: "wife, this is the rule. We must accept it in order to make the best of our luck and show that we are a family."

Wu Qian saw that Gao Junliang was serious, so she had to accept the red envelope and said with a smile, "thank you, Dad!"

Gao Junliang's father waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I don't respect you. You're welcome!"

Wu Qian faces Gao Junliang's mother with a red envelope and yells, "Mom!"

Gao Junliang's mother had been prepared for a long time. As soon as Wu Qian's voice fell, she promised, "ah, thank you for my good daughter-in-law!" Said also took out a red envelope to Wu Qian, two people also hugged.

Gao Junliang happily said: "well, we will be a family in the future. If we add one or two babies in the future, our family will be complete."

Wu Qian is embarrassed. She pours at Gao Junliang and punches him several times with two fists.

When Wu Qian's fight is over, Gao Junliang hugs her and looks at her parents. They walk out of the hall with their heads down. He kisses her lips.

After kissing for a while, Gao Junliang said, "should I be called my husband now?"

Wu Qian closed her eyes and whispered, "I don't cry!"