The best little villagers

After lunch, Guo Xiaoping went out to the editing crew. She also wanted to study the script she had just changed.

At night, Cao Erzhu tossed too much. Although he slept for a long time in the morning, he still didn't have a complete rest. His limbs were still weak and had no strength.

Guo Xiaoping slouched into the house.

The room is very quiet. He denghong, the cook, has packed up and gone home.

Guo Xiaoping listened to the movement in Yi Guihua's room and heard the sound of breathing. Needless to say, Yi Guihua took a nap in her room.

Guo Xiaoping goes up to the second floor.

There was no one in the office on the second floor. Ma Datie and Diao layao were not there.

Guo Xiaoping turned on her computer for a while, read her own script, revised it many times, and finally wrote it down. Looking at it, she felt that there seemed to be something moving in diaolai's room. She couldn't help sniffing and smelling the fragrance of incense.

Guo Xiaoping is surprised. Can't Diao layao hide in her room to burn incense and worship Buddha?

A young intellectual should engage in such superstitious activities, which makes Guo Xiaoping have great curiosity. So, she stood up and came to diaolai's room.

Guo Xiaoping listened, she really heard Diao layao chanting in the room, as if praying something. She covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing.

I'm afraid Guo Xiaoping would never know that Diao layao was carrying out the so-called "practice" at this time, and she was a bit possessed.

Diao Lashi didn't believe in Buddhism because she fell in love with Guo Xiaoping, but Guo Xiaoping had her boyfriend Cao Erzhu, and they were still very affectionate. Cao Erzhu was very powerful. If she wanted to win Cao Erzhu's love, it would be hard for her to go to heaven.

After work, Diao was bored, so he was immersed in the Internet. The day before yesterday, he accidentally found the "beautiful woman comes from her own way" on the Internet.

This dharma is very magical: in the secular world, men and women are trapped by love, the Buddha says that they love the pain of parting and the pain of not being able to ask. Buddha and Bodhisattva pity all living beings, and open the door to call the beauty of Dharma to come to Dharma for the fallen men and women in love. This is one of the tantric Dharma of Buddhism. With this method, an ugly man can marry a beautiful woman, and an ugly woman can marry a handsome man.

Anyway, there was nothing to do at noon, so Diao Lali did as he asked.

He first poured half cold water and half hot water into a clean and brand new bowl, which is called Yin Yang water. He put the bowl of water on the bedside table against the wall, and then saluted, perfumed and prayed.

He missed the beauty appearing in the void, standing on the water bowl, then entering the water, and then visualizing himself appearing in the void, standing on the water bowl, entering the water. Finally, he thought that both of them would merge into water in the water bowl.

He whispered the mantra again and again:

"hum, Ouya, Jaya, Soha. Guo Xiaoping was ordered to come to the prime minister

He recited incantations, concentrated, miss each other, Miss Beauty's eyebrows, eyes, look very devout.

After reciting the mantra, Diao took the bowl of water and put it on the bedside table. He said in his heart: if Guo Xiaoping comes today, he will give it to her to drink, to see if it works.

Guo Xiaoping is eavesdropping outside the door. She seems to have heard Diao layao read his name. She is very curious. She really wants to push the door to have a look, but she is afraid to disturb him.

While playing chess, Guo Xiaoping hears the footsteps in the room. It's estimated that Diao Lashi's pilgrimage to Buddha is over. Just as she wants to leave, she doesn't expect the door to open.

Diao Lashi was stunned to see Guo Xiaoping standing outside in panic.

Guo Xiaoping looked at the room and saw that the incense candle was still burning in the room. It was smoky and full of the fragrance of incense candle. She looked at Diao Lashi's face and said, "Hello, teacher Diao, what are you doing in the room? I don't think you're acting like a God or a ghost

Diao Lashi blushed. He said sheepishly, "I'm doing an experiment to see if it works." Looking at Guo Xiaoping's expression, he was surprised and said, "Oh, Guo Xiaoping, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why are you so haggard and bleary?"

Last night, Cao Erzhu tossed for several times, did not sleep well, in the morning and lay in bed for a long time, can not haggard?

Guo Xiaoping blinked her eyes and said, "well, I didn't sleep well last night, and I've slept too much this morning..." He sniffed again and said, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Diaolali admitted that it was a matter of practice, but he didn't say the real purpose of it. Instead, he lied and said, "I'm really doing it. I want to pray that you will join us and become a screenwriter You have to cooperate with me. "

Guo Xiaoping believed because she heard Diao layao recite her name. She said, "how can I cooperate with you?"

Diao Lashi got up with the bowl of Yin Yang water on the cupboard and said with a smile, "drink this water first."

Guo Xiaoping took the water and looked at it. The water was very clear, but she still thought of drinking with Diao lahao. She was afraid that there was something in it. She smelled it with her nose and whispered, "what kind of water is this?"

Diao said seriously, "don't worry, it's clear water. It's good for you to drink it when you use it in practice."Guo Xiaoping was afraid of the fame in the water. She frowned, looked and smelled, and said, "do I have to drink it?"

Seeing Guo Xiaoping's hesitation, Diao Lashi said seriously, "don't worry about drinking. The clear water I made myself is only half cold boiled water and half boiled water. It's called Yin Yang water."

Guo Xiaoping tasted it, but she didn't feel any peculiar smell. She drank it with her eyes closed. She handed the bowl to diaolai and said, "if I can't wake up like I did last time, I can't spare you any more. It doesn't matter if I was drunk last time. I broke my forehead and left such a big scar. Wuwu, I broke my face. "

Diao said with a smile: "don't worry, if you drink like last time, you call the police, let the police catch me, new accounts and old accounts together." Then he put down the bowl.

Guo Xiaoping went back to the computer and looked at the computer screen. She said with a smile, "I didn't expect that you, a scholar and a great intellectual, should be so superstitious."

Diao Lashi approached Guo Xiaoping, looked at her head and said, "I need your cooperation. I want to tear 20 hairs off your head." Say to want to stretch out one's hand to pull.

Guo Xiaoping dodged and said, "my God, you want to make me bald by pulling so much hair?"

Diao said with a smile, "no, twenty hairs are just a drop in the bucket."

Seeing that Guo Xiaoping was no longer against it, he put his head in front of Diao lahi. He really pulled off Guo Xiaoping's twenty hairs one by one.

Diao La Yao pulled twenty hair pulled out, and went back to the room, poured a small glass of Baijiu, and then gave it three times to the incense burner, and lit the twenty hair with a lighter, all burned to ashes, and finally mixed into the wine.

Diao Lashi picked up his wine cup and recited a word in his mouth: "the essence of heaven, the essence of earth, the prophecy of the sun and the moon. The essence of heaven and earth, the brightness of sun and moon, and the shape of gods and ghosts. Your heart is my heart, my heart is your heart, thousands of hearts, thousands of hearts are my heart, the Lord is as urgent as a law and order

Diao read it nine times and drank the glass of wine mixed with the ashes of Guo Xiaoping's hair.

Guo Xiaoping looks at Diao Lashi and says something. She behaves strangely and feels funny. She is about to make fun of him, but her mobile phone rings.

As soon as she saw that it was Cao Erzhu, she only heard him say: "wife, the compensation for my sister-in-law has come to an end. Please let Cheng Zaisheng drive you, mom and XiuXiu to the city to attend my sister-in-law's funeral. I have already called sun Mingzhi. She is talking with Tianyu group about the construction of the grand hotel. After she has talked about the construction of the Grand Hotel, she will organize our relatives to come to the city to attend the memorial service. "