The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu nodded and lied: "I'm right. I don't know if I can be right. I remember when I was reading, it was hard for me to say a word to her. She never paid attention to me. She finally answered. She said I looked like pig Bajie, too ugly and disgusting."

Aunt Hu is a little disappointed. She also thinks that her son is ugly, not as handsome as his brother Cao Dazhu. She really looks like Dong Zewu.

I really regret that I didn't go to that man. He was such a big official, but he was a villager in the countryside. I thought he was ugly when I found a girl.

If you recognize his father, it's the second generation of officials. The status is totally different. It's not the same as the ancient prince who chose his concubine to find a wife!

Cao Erzhu said quickly: "Mom, that little girl is as beautiful as a person. Everyone loves her. I really like her. I want to hold her in my arms now I've already made an agreement with sister denghong. Let her have a good talk with that girl and do her ideological work. Let her not only look at my appearance, but also look at my real ability in my heart Elder sister denghong has agreed. She says she will go to sujiafan one day Mom, you don't want to turn over others' big sister denghong any more. In order to help me find my wife, they have gone to great lengths, broken their legs and didn't complain at all. They really treat me as her brother. "

Although they had an ambiguous relationship, aunt Hu felt that he denghong was really good to Cao Erzhu and was very concerned about his marriage. She nodded and said, "well, if she tells me about it, I'll thank her for buying her a good suit. When you get married, she'll take the seat."

At this time, after a big disaster, aunt tianqin finally calmed down. She said, "I'm so scared, I'm so scared! The wolf pressed me on the ground, with a big mouth open, I saw the wolf's teeth! Alas, if Cao Erzhu hadn't come here by motorcycle, I would have been bitten to pieces by the wolf. " She also repeated that sentence endlessly.

Zhang Yuzhi looked at aunt tianqin. She didn't see any injury or bleeding. She asked, "sister tianqin, where is the wolf biting you?"

"Hehe, I'm very lucky. With the blessing of Bodhisattva, I didn't bite anywhere." Aunt tianqin looked at Aunt Hu and quickly said, "Hey, this Bodhisattva is Cao Erzhu. Cao Erzhu is my Savior. I want to kowtow to him three times."

He denghong also echoed: "that's what I saw with my own eyes. If Cao Erzhu moves a little slower, the wolf will bite aunt tianqin."

Aunt tianqin sighed and said, "Alas, lihuachong, who has lived for half of her life, it seems that she can't live any more. Move." Looking at everyone, she said with a bitter face, "my God, so many people in Tianyu group want to tear down our house, so we can resist it. But I can't stand the wolf. Today, I'm really scared to death."

Seeing aunt tianqin, the leader, her will was not firm. Aunt Hu was afraid that she would shake the morale of nail households. She pinched aunt tianqin's body and quickly stopped her saying, "Oh, tianqin, you are pressed by the wolf on the ground, but you didn't bite. You are really lucky." He teased her and said, "maybe you'll have a man and a half in the future!"

Aunt tianqin said with a smile: "sister Hu, if the national policy allows, you can't give birth to a man and half a woman. It's not a blessing to have children now..."

Zhu Yucui turned aunt Hu's eyes and looked at aunt tianqin's body. She didn't see any wound or bleeding on her body, but saw a wet mark on her trouser leg, which seemed to be dripping down. She said, "aunt tianqin, how are your trousers wet?"

Aunt tianqin knew that she had already felt it, and she was not afraid of ugliness. She said in a loud voice, "Hey, I was scared to pee just now. When the wolf came up, I peed in my pants. "

There was no danger, and everyone was happy.

Cao Erzhu looked at the sky and yelled, "go home and eat!" After looking at he denghong and my mother, no one took them with them and rode away on a motorcycle.

Walking to sun Mingzhi's door, I saw sun Mingzhi standing outside the door, stretching his neck and looking out.

Seeing that Cao Erzhu came running on a motorcycle, she got in the way.

Cao Erzhu saved aunt tianqin's life, but he is still proud. Seeing sun Mingzhi in the middle of the road, he said, "Hey, sun Mingzhi, a good dog is not in the way. You are a college student, don't you know?"

When sun Mingzhi saw Cao Erzhu with a smiling face, she scolded herself with a common saying. As a scholar, of course, her brain turned fast. She immediately replied with another common saying: "hee hee, cattle and horses are forbidden here, don't you know?"

Cao Erzhu rode on the motorcycle and looked around. When he saw no one, he whispered, "Sun Mingzhi, let me kiss you. I'll provide you with an important information to make your posts popular."

Sun Mingzhi covered his mouth with his hand and said, "hee, Cao Yaojun, your information is too late and has expired. Hee hee, I've collected the information, "the legendary wolf finally appeared and attacked the left behind women in broad daylight." the post has been posted in "Qunfeng online" and the microblog has been transferred. "

There's also a trump card!

Cao Erzhu took out his hand from his trouser pocket, shook it in front of sun Mingzhi's eyes, put it in his trouser pocket again, and then said, "Hey, sun Mingzhi, you don't even want a picture of a wolf, do you?""Whoa, whoa?" Sun Mingzhi was surprised, "Cao Yaojun, really no, did you take a picture of that wolf? Hee hee, there are pictures and truth. Who dares to believe that there are wolves in our pear blossom rush! "

, as like as two peas, I saw a wolf dog today. It's just like a wolf in the animal world on TV. Seeing sun Mingzhi in a daze, Cao Erzhu boasted again and said, "wocao, if it wasn't for my motorcycle, I would have killed the wolf with my motorcycle."

"Khan, who believes that? Wolf is not made of wood, it will not move to let you hit? Cut, the wolf is very flexible. You boast that you don't pay taxes. You sweat to death Sun Mingzhi put his hand on his mouth.

Cao Erzhu looked at Sun Mingzhi's beautiful face and her red lips. He tilted his head and said, "believe it or not, I almost killed the wolf anyway. Alas, hearing is false, seeing is true. I even photographed the wolf's appearance. Facts speak louder than words. If you don't believe it, I can't help it. "

Sun Mingzhi stretched out her hand and said, "I don't believe it. Take your mobile phone and let me have a look to see if you've really photographed wolf movies."

Cao Erzhu took out his mobile phone, turned out the photo, and shook it in front of sun Mingzhi's eyes, saying, "hey hey, it's true, it's true."

Sun Mingzhi saw the photo, but it was too fast to see clearly.