The best little villagers

Lu Mingyi was surprised. He opened his eyes wide and said, "I'm afraid you're not timid. When a man is at home, maybe he still holds his wife in his arms. How dare you climb the wall of his wife and pull a woman out of his arms? Are you not afraid that he will castrate you with a knife?"

Cao Guoshan said with a silly smile: "Hey, her man is drunk by me, sleeping in bed is almost like a dead pig, and he won't wake up when the sky falls down. He never dreamed that I would climb his wife's wall. " He said in a low voice, "I tell you, it's Zhang Yuzhi, Cao Jingzhong's wife, who climbs the wall. Don't you see it when you're drinking in a village restaurant? I took the opportunity to intoxicate Cao Jingzhong. Up to now, I've been torturing his wife for a long time. He's still sleeping in bed, just like a dead pig. "

Lu Mingyi opened his eyes and said, "Damn it, you can't cheat a friend's wife. You're climbing a friend's wife's wall?" Looking around, he whispered, "your husband is sleeping next to you. Do you take the opportunity to enter? My God, you are too bold

Cao Guoshan didn't look at LV Mingyi's expression, but he couldn't see it clearly. He said complacently: "Damn, I'm divorced. I don't have a woman. I can't stand it. I can't care so much. Hehe, no matter whose wife she is, I will climb her wall as long as other women want to. Hey, didn't you climb the wall today? "

LV Mingyi shook his head and said, "we are all divorced men. We really miss women. However, unlike you, I climb the wall to fall in love with other women, get married and live. But you climb the wall a little bit out of the way. You actually climb the wall of your friend's wife. "

Cao Guoshan did not hide, he said: "I want to be happy, as long as one is willing to fight, one is willing to suffer, not think so much."

Lu Mingyi did not agree with Cao Guoshan's practice. He said seriously, "it's very dangerous for you to do this, and it's easy for you to make a big deal. Hey, you're a third party. You're putting a green hat on a man... "

Cao Guoshan blinked his eyes, looked around and said in a low voice: "Alas, a man without a woman has no taste of life! It's only when I see women's interest in me that I think about it. "

Riding on the motorcycle, LV Mingyi asked with a smile, "Hey, have you succeeded in climbing the wall?" Looking at Cao Guoshan's expression, he blinked and said, "don't you feel like you've got a nose full of ashes?"

Cao Guoshan waved his hand and motioned to take a few steps forward. He whispered, "success must be success. I had a good time with that woman. I was so happy. After being hungry and thirsty for such a long time, I finally solved my thirst well. "

Lu Mingyi looked at Cao Guoshan's face and said, "how do you think you are not very happy now? Damn, you look like you've just met a lover. It's almost like attending a funeral

I got Huang Guixiang in my hand. I was so happy that I couldn't give up when I left.

Cao Guoshan locked his brows. What he felt distressed about was the 500 yuan. He thought it was too high. Even if he went to a hairdresser in the city, he only needed 100 yuan. He was still young and he took the initiative.

He thought about it, shook his head and lied, "Oh, damn it, today I'm going to order my back. After I'm happy, I'm so overjoyed that I dropped my cell phone into someone's house. I'm afraid her husband will wake up and find my cell phone. He knows the secret between me and his wife."

Lu Mingyi believes that it's easy to make mistakes in climbing the wall. When he climbed the wall of Osmanthus fragrans, didn't he leave the safety cover outside the courtyard wall? She agreed, but she didn't get it because she didn't have it.

He said with a smile: "Damn, you dropped your mobile phone in someone else's home. If someone else's man found it, wouldn't the relationship between you and someone else's wife be exposed? Hey, hey, wait for the men to castrate you. "

Cao Guoshan nodded and said, "yes, that's why my heart is hanging. I'm not steady." Looking at LV Mingyi's cheerfulness, he said, "you must have succeeded in climbing the wall. You've been so happy."

Sitting on a motorcycle, LV Mingyi looks up at the sky. She thinks that climbing the wall of Osmanthus fragrans has not achieved her goal. She even teases her, and almost gets caught as a thief.

Climbing Huang Guixiang's wall is also a bit dramatic. When the goal is achieved, the two people's love relationship is settled. Thinking of climbing the Wall twice, it was funny. He couldn't help laughing.

Cao Guoshan felt sorry for the 500 yuan, but LV Mingyi was very happy. He said, "by the way, when we were drinking in the countryside, you said that we were divorced men. We were in the same boat, but today's result is totally different. You are happy, I am worried."

Lu Mingyi said with a smile: "you are not lucky, climbing the wall also left a dangerous tail, unlike me, clean."

Cao Guoshan blinked and said, "are you really climbing the wall? Damn, we are both suffering from the same disease Seeing Lu Mingyi's happy face, he said, "but the ending is not the same."

Lu Mingyi straightened up his chest and said with a smile: "to tell you the truth, I climbed the wall of a woman twice tonight..."

Cao Guoshan was surprised, even more envious, he said: "I fuck, you have not been to our lihuachong day, you have two good women? You're so awesome! What's more, you have so much energy that you can deal with two women in one night! "Lu Mingyi said with a smile: "Hey, divorced, our men are free to climb the wall at will. In fact, to tell you the truth, I climbed the wall of two women today, and another woman was waiting for me at home, but I didn't go The woman waiting for him is Yi Xiaole's mother. He thinks she is old and not very interested.

Cao Guoshan was envious. Strictly speaking, I don't have a woman. It took me so much to climb Zhang Yuzhi's wall. They climbed the Wall twice a night, and there was a woman waiting. Damn, they were all divorced men, but their treatment was different.

He said with a smile: "Hey, chief Lu, would you like to teach me your experience and let me learn from you?"

I didn't expect that LV Mingyi said with a smile and shaking her head: "you can't learn from me. Today, I climbed the wall. Damn it, I had an intimate relationship with that woman, and I made her happy. She took the initiative to settle the relationship between me and her. She took the initiative to give me the key to her home. In the future, she won't have to climb the wall. If you want to go in, just open the door."

When Cao Guoshan heard this, he was even more envious. He said, "do you want to live together for a long time?" After thinking about it, he said, "are you not afraid that her husband will find out?"

Lu Mingyi said with a smile, "didn't I tell you that? I won't climb the wall as bad as you. Today, I'm sure my relationship is with a beautiful little woman. A few years ago, her husband had an accident when he was working on a construction site in the city. He fell off the scaffold and died. She lived alone for several years. I chased her for a long time. It was not easy to attack a blockhouse. Hei hei, I finally succeeded in chasing that blockhouse today! They had a good time and settled our relationship. Hey, I'll tell you, I'm going to take off the bill and start a new family soon. "

Cao Guoshan blinked his eyes and said: "it is said that men love women's Sao and women love men's money. It must have cost you a lot to capture that beautiful little woman's blockhouse? "

Unexpectedly, LV Mingyi waved his hand and said, "cut, you're wrong. It's not only women who love money, but we men don't love money? The key is whether you like others or not, and whether they like you or not. If people like you, not only you don't have to pay, on the contrary, she also let you have unexpected harvest. I'll tell you the truth, I never pay anything to climb a wall. "

Cao Guoshan was more and more upset when he heard Lu Mingyi's words. He stole a love story from Zhang Yuzhi and owed 500 yuan! He pushed LV Mingyi's motorcycle and walked home with a sigh.

Lu Mingyi saw that Cao Guoshan left with his head down. He also rode a motorcycle to the place where he lived. After a few steps, he thought of his ex-wife Yi Guihua.

Fortunately, when she was caught by Wenbin as a thief, she didn't want to be teased.

Now I think of it, I'm still very upset, so he stopped the motorcycle, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, then dialed Yi Guihua's phone, trying to harass her and prevent her from sleeping at ease.

But the phone rang for a long time, and Yi Guihua didn't get through.

Lu Mingyi is not discouraged. He dials it continuously for several times, and Yi Guihua finally gets through. She says unhappily, "Lv Mingyi, are you finished?"

Lu Mingyi is to harass Yi Guihua, he deliberately said: "you sleep so well, I dial the phone several times. Hello, Osmanthus fragrans, you are too spicy, too bad! Damn, am I a thief? What did I steal from you? "

Yi Guihua knew what LV Mingyi meant. She thought of LV Mingyi's ugly appearance when she ran away from the courtyard wall, and she said with a smile, "you are not a thief. What are you? What you want to steal is more precious than anything else. " He stopped and said, "fortunately you escaped quickly, or you would have been caught!"

Lu Mingyi looked around, but there was no one. He whispered, "I tell you, you've gone too far I'm a good chief of the security section. You made me a thief. I'm so angry. "

Yi Guihua was very happy. She said, "aren't you a thief? Hee hee, but how do I think you are a thief? It's just that you want to steal, but you don't

LV Mingyi deliberately threatened Yi Guihua and said, "I tell you, if you don't give me face, I'll tear it off. I climb your wall every day and harass you every night, making you restless."

Yi Guihua said with a smile: "I'm not afraid, you come every day, I'll accompany you. However, you should be more graceful when climbing the wall. Director Ma said, "we will install the monitor tomorrow, and your wonderful performance will be shown to the police..."

On hearing this, LV Mingyi said in a loud voice, "you are the most poisonous woman in the world." Then he hung up.