The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu really had a good sleep. Of course, he didn't sleep too much. It's vague, and dreams are the same as usual, sometimes East and sometimes West, without logic.

Cao Erzhu has been half awake, as if sleeping, listening to the movement in the yard, thinking about how to escape without being found by sun Mingzhi.

He rubbed his eyes and listened to the movement. It was very quiet outside. Aunt Yunfeng in the west room was snoring again. Cao Erzhu admired the patient's drowsiness.

Cao Erzhu felt that he could have a try now to see if he had a chance to escape.

He climbed out from under the bed, slowly stood up, cat waist went to the main door, gently opened the door and looked at the yard.

There is no one in the yard. Sun Mingzhi's bra and two pairs of underpants are hung on the bamboo pole in the yard to dry. It can be seen that they are wet. Although they can also be moved by the wind, they shake from side to side, but they have no sense of elegance.

It is estimated that sun Mingzhi is in the store, and Cao Erzhu thinks it's a good time to slip away.

He stretched out one foot first, and when he stretched out the second foot, he suddenly hesitated, because he saw that there was a bolt on the front door of the yard, which was tightly closed, but the bolt on the back door was not tied. Cao Erzhu was just about to run away from the back door. He was afraid that sun Mingzhi would release his hand in the thatched room behind the house, and they were just about to meet.

His nerves are tight now. Even if a leaf falls from the sky, it can frighten him to death.

"On the last side,

I don't want to cry,

I don't want to miss..."

Cao Erzhu heard the soft singing in the store, which proved that sun Mingzhi was in the store. He quickly slipped out of the hall, staring at the door of the store, and quickly walked back. He opened the back door. Thank God, he finally escaped from the cage!

Cao Er Zhu straightened his waist, stretched out his limbs, and took a long breath. Then he walked back along the path. He saw sun Mingzhi's thatched cottage, which was different from his thatched cottage. There was no difference between men and women. There was only a big dung vat with stool and urine in it.

Sun Mingzhi's time under the bed is not short, a little impatient, see Maoshi, it is sleepy encounter pillow, he untied the belt, squatted on the VAT, began to release the big hand.

Although sun Mingzhi stayed in the store and sang in a low voice, her ears were always thinking about the movement in the back room. She would always listen to the call of her mother on the sickbed!

Cao Erzhu slipped out from the back door. Although she was very quiet, she still recognized something unusual in the yard. She thought it was my mother who was doing something. For fear of an accident, she immediately ran to the hall and craned her neck to look at my mother. She slept on the bed and didn't move, as usual.

Sun Mingzhi was surprised. He touched the back of his head and thought in his heart: did he have hallucination?

Sun Mingzhi went to the yard and saw that the bolt on the back door was not tied. She went over and tied it. She turned around and was ready to go. She was not at ease. She opened the bolt on the back door again and went to the door to have a look. Then she walked back along the path.

Cao Erzhu is squatting on the dung tank. He covers his nose with his hand and looks at the stool and crawling maggots in the tank.

He found a bubble of stool that had been pulled for a long time. Some maggots were climbing up. He estimated that it was Sun Mingzhi who did it in the morning. Now he can see that the shape is thicker than that pulled by children and thinner than that pulled by men. The stool pulled by Cao Erzhu is much thicker than that pulled by men.

I thought to myself: if I had stool last night like now, maybe I would have stool on aunt tianqin's steps.

Cao Erzhu is bowing his head and pulling his butt to the brim. Unexpectedly, sun Mingzhi suddenly comes.

The thatched cottage has only door frames, no doors, and no curtains.

In sun Mingzhi's mind, there will be no man in her family's thatched cottage. As soon as she comes out of the back door, she often unties her belt and runs to the thatched cottage, squatting on the dung bowl and pulling it. At this time, she walked to the thatched cottage with her head down. The first thing she saw was a man squatting on the big jar, and the two feet on the edge of the jar were super big

Only then did I know it was a man. Looking up at his face, it turned out that it was Cao Erzhu who looked like a fool.

"My God!" Sun Mingzhi was so scared that he stepped back a few steps. He tripped his back and fell to the ground.

Cao Erzhu was scared to death when he heard sun Mingzhi's cry. If he hadn't had an idea, he would have fallen into the dung vat with half a vat of stool and urine.

So dangerous, Cao Erzhu was scared out in a cold sweat!

"Cao Yaojun, you ghost, where did you come from? How did you come to my thatched cottage to relieve yourself?" Sun Mingzhi sat on the ground, hands on the ground, frowning.

Cao Erzhu's stool was not finished, and he didn't wipe it. Regardless of whether it was clean or not, he quickly rolled up his pants and jumped out of the dung tank. With a red face, he lied and said, "Hey, I'm looking for a wolf in the back of the house. I'm in a hurry. I'll see your thatched cottage. Hey, I'll borrow it for a while. Sun Mingzhi, I'm trying to solve my urgent need and my worries about stocks. If you're a girl, you don't know how to avoid it and pay attention to the difference between men and women. I'm so surprised that I almost fell into the dung tank. "

Sun Mingzhi slowly got up from the ground, patted the dust on his hips, blushed and said, "our latrine is basically for women. Who would have thought that you would squat in it? Cao Yaojun, you are so shamelessCao Erzhu rolled his pants with one hand, waved with the other hand, and said: "Hey, sun Mingzhi, you should avoid first and stay away. I'll talk to you when I have solved the remaining problems. I'm in an emergency and can't hold it. Well, there are three kinds of urgency. This is the first

Sun Mingzhi lowered his head and left with a red face. Cao Erzhu squatted on the dung tank again.

Cao erzhula finished, and found that his clothes were full of dust. He must have been lying under sun Mingzhi's bed. He took a picture, but he didn't take it completely.

"Lying trough, your thatched cottage stinks. It stinks." Cao Erzhu went into the yard again from the back door and stood at the door of the canteen, covering his nose and looking at Sun Mingzhi.

Sun Mingzhi was playing with his mobile phone in the store. He said, "well, your cottage is as fragrant as the kitchen."

Cao Erzhu stood in the yard, looking at Sun Mingzhi, who was asked by the peddler, and thinking about the way she was taking a bath, he swallowed several drops of saliva. He opened the gate of the yard, raised his head, straightened his chest, and went out.

Sun Mingzhi heard Cao Erzhu's footsteps and walked out of the yard. She raised her head and cried out, "Hey, stop."

Cao Erzhu was guilty of being a thief. He was so frightened that he quickly stopped. He thought that she had found something hiding in her room. He scratched the back of his head and asked like a fool, "Oh, what's your highest instruction?"

"Cao Yaojun, what are you doing behind my house stealthily? You don't want to steal anything, do you?" Sun Mingzhi put away his cell phone and asked harshly.