The birth of China Entertainment Top

Lu Feng was silent for five minutes.

He didn't know how to answer this question.

Nazha, is she considered a peerless beauty?

Of course it counts.

System-certified, S-level appearance!

But why did she say, "I must drink the bath water of a peerless beauty"... Lu Feng said that he does not drink bath water.

No one’s!

"Nazha, of course you are a stunning beauty. But forget about the bath water."

Lu Feng politely rejected Nazha.

"We are all classmates, don't be polite to me."

Nazha was very happy to hear that Lu Feng recognized herself as a "peerless beauty".

She also let go and asked gossipingly: "So, are you helping Yang Mi write songs for Liu Tianxian's bath water?"

this……

What kind of twist is this?

Lu Feng felt a little tired, maybe because he had a cold and fever in the past two days and had hallucinations. He put down his phone and lay back on the bed.

"Haha, that's so interesting!"

"Netizens are so imaginative that this story makes sense!"

Lu Feng lay on the bed for a while. Li Xian, who was on the opposite bed, was watching Weibo for fun, laughing from time to time.

Lu Feng couldn't help but get up, "Lao Li, what are you looking at? Is it so funny?"

"You are sick, I advise you not to read."

"We are all brothers. If we have good things, why don't you share them with us?"

Li Xian closed the laptop, as if he was afraid that Lu Feng would see something inappropriate. However, when Lu Feng saw Li Xian's action, he immediately laughed.

This guy is embarrassed.

"Don't cover it up, just let me take a look, what do you think?"

Lu Feng pushed Li Xian aside, then turned on the computer and started watching for fun.

After a moment, he also laughed: "It's really outrageous. Who made up the joke? It's so fun."

Lu Feng has been familiar with the idea of ​​bath water for a long time.

In February 2011, at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony.

NBA star Kevin Durant, seeing Scarlett Johansson’s stunning beauty, excitedly tweeted: “Scarlett, I want to drink your bathwater.”

The goddess then responded: "If you win the championship, I will let you drink my bath water."

This joke became very popular on basketball forums and is still talked about more than ten years later. Even as time goes by, it becomes more precious and shines like gold.

Lu Feng, an old fan who has been watching basketball since 1998, often trolls basketball forums and uses this joke to mock Du's behavior as a loser.

But in fact, it is not that easy to create a classic joke that people keep mentioning after dinner... The reason why the joke "bath water" has been circulated for so many years and is still enduring is mainly because the male and female protagonists of the joke are both The pinnacle of a field exists.

One is the most popular actress in Hollywood.

The other one is the NBA's scoring leader and MVP!

They are able to put aside their reserve and the pride of being billionaires, take the initiative to provide fun, and let everyone have fun... This kind of spirit of sacrificing themselves to entertain the world is so valuable.

"Amazing."

"I didn't expect Liu Tianxian to be so down-to-earth. He actually took the initiative to cooperate with this cat emperor and played like this."

“It’s really keeping up with the times.”

"But who is the Cat Emperor? What kind of star is he?"

Lu Feng didn't expect that this generation of netizens was quite talented. There had just been a joke about bathing water in the United States, and they immediately localized it, and it was Liu Tianxian's joke.

...and the story makes sense.

As a fun person, Lu Feng said it was very interesting!

It's a pity that the other protagonist of the joke is not well-known. What is his name [Cat Emperor]? Could it be [Big Cat], the keyboardist of the band Wubai?

Lu Feng didn't think much about it.

It's just for fun, it's just fun, it's not about studying knowledge, why do you want to think so much?

"Lu Feng, I underestimated you. I didn't expect you to be so open-minded."

"Lao Li, what do you mean?"

Li Xian's sudden expression of admiration made Lu Feng feel a slight shiver down his spine.

He realized something was wrong, and his sluggish mind gradually recalled what happened today.

Isn't it?

His heart skipped a beat, and he quickly read the entire paragraph from head to toe.

"Ah, this..."

After a few minutes, Lu Feng's facial features gradually became distorted, his expression became ferocious, and then he let out a long sigh.

Unexpectedly, it was really him!

No wonder, along the way, people asked him if he drank Liu Tianxian's bath water?

There are so many girls coming to him and asking him if he needs a meal replacement?

"It turns out that the root of the problem is here."

"Liu Tianxian is really... Can't we talk about this kind of problem in private?"

After knowing the truth, Lu Feng expressed his helplessness.

Never would I have imagined that I, who had been having fun all day long, would eventually become someone else's fun... This time, the world in which only I was hurt was perfectly achieved.

However, Lu Feng did not get any benefits.

Although being teased and having fun, Lu Feng felt a little uncomfortable.

But in fact, in the past two days, he suddenly gained millions of followers because of his fun-loving personality.

At the beginning of 2011, with this number of followers, she was already regarded as the leading V of Jiulang Weibo... because at the beginning of the year, Yang Mi only had over 1 million followers.

But now, in October 2011, almost all the people with over a million followers are big guys.

And Lu Feng, because of an inexplicable joke, achieved the [Million V] achievement early!

In the arena, he also has his own legend.

Originally, he thought that he would have to wait until he made at least one movie and two TV series before he could have such a fan base.

This is all thanks to Liu Tianxian and Yang Mi’s dream support.

The two little fairies actually led him to a high-end game this time!

in addition……

Lu Feng also understood that those classmates in the school did not really think that he had some strange disease, so they would ask such strange questions.

If he really had this strange disease, he believed that his kind-hearted classmates would definitely not provoke him.

These students, like the netizens, are just looking for fun.

Maybe, many of the jokes were supplemented by these classmates.

After all, few people on the Internet know that the song he wrote for Yang Mi is called "Finally Waiting for You"... Thinking about it this way, Li Xian is very suspicious!

As for those girls, they came to him diligently and asked if they needed to provide him with meal replacements... Lu Feng could guess what they were thinking with his toes.

But the outrageous thing is...

Nazha, this silly girl, actually took it seriously.

Because, among so many people, she was the only one who actually sent a text message to ask!

…

I thought this matter should end here.

Because the facts are clear at a glance!

When it comes to playing, it’s important to pay attention to propriety.

As a result, in the afternoon of the next day, during the physical education class... as expected, an accident happened.

During the break, Nazhaxiang ran to Lu Feng dripping with sweat, then took two bottles of water from her bag, one for herself, and the other one she gave to Lu Feng quickly and discreetly.

Lufeng had some surprises.

Looking down, I saw a bottle of Nongfu Spring.

Nazha actually took the initiative to hand him water. What was going on?

At this moment, other students also noticed this scene and looked over with gossip.

This made Lu Feng feel a little embarrassed.

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet.

The one given by Nazha is definitely sweeter!

Lu Feng was about to open it and take a sip when he suddenly discovered that the lid had been unscrewed.

this?

He raised his head, with some doubts in his eyes.

"Lu Feng, I took a quick shower while no one was around at noon. Then, I secretly filled a bottle with Nongfu Spring bottle and brought it to you. Drink it quickly, no one will know."

"Thank you~ thank you~"

If those two words didn't tremble, I wouldn't feel uncomfortable, how could I say them?

——You are such a bastard!