The birth of the tough guy

Ye Weisheng is a man in business. Naturally, he will not have stage fright. He then a smile, way: "that good, I say."

Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qingli are interested. They seldom hear ye Weisheng tell jokes! Ding Han and others also look at Ye Weisheng.

Only Takeda Lingguang looked cold and didn't want to hear anything.

But everyone is too lazy to pay attention to him.

Ye Weisheng began to tell jokes, he said: "a beautiful reporter went to the countryside to interview a farmer uncle. "Uncle, if you have ten mu of land, would you like to give half of your harvest to the party?" Uncle farmer did not hesitate to answer that I would. Beautiful reporter then asked: if it is two villas, would you like to give one of them? "I do!" The beauty reporter continued to ask, what about winning the grand prize of one million yuan? "Yes!" the farmer said Beauty reporter: there are two cows?

Uncle farmer simple and honest smile, shaking his head rather embarrassed, said: Yes! The beauty reporter was surprised, and asked: uncle, why do you want to buy the villa and the bonus, but not the cow? Uncle farmer very wry way: because I really have two cows

This joke is a bit old, but ye Weisheng's words are vivid and still make people feel funny.

Luo Jun was amused to know that ye Weisheng couldn't let go today. People in business talk about dirty jokes one by one. Luo Jun believes that if ye Weisheng is allowed to be with a group of his peers, he will definitely be able to have a lot of witticism. But today his daughter is present, so many young people are present, his skill is greatly reduced!

People are very good at things, and give ye Weisheng face. They all laugh.

Only Lingguang Takeda.

But Takeda Lingguang sneered.

Ye Weisheng always pays attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he has already seen that Takeda Lingguang is a little uncomfortable. Then light a smile, said: "Mr. Takeda seems to think my joke is not funny?"

"It's a very old and vulgar joke. The old farmer in your joke is full of a kind of dirty and mean peasant thought." "Takeda Lingguang said impolitely:" so I really feel very surprised, this joke what funny, not only should not laugh, you should be ashamed

Ye Weisheng couldn't help getting angry. He sneered and said, "if you feel ashamed, what about your culture?" He was also really angry, so he began to rush.

"It's an economic sacrifice that you can't understand." Takeda Lingguang said lightly.

Although the guy Takeda Lingguang talks very annoyingly, he can find the right language to fight back every time, and is very good at reversing right and wrong and changing concepts. His language is sharp, so it is difficult for ye Weisheng to resist.

Song Yan'er, Tang Sisi, Ding Han, ye Lanxin and others feel uncomfortable.

At this time, Luo Jun said faintly: "the old farmer has been a farmer all his life. He is a small farmer, and his thought is very normal. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of or to blame. If everyone wants to be president, there will be chaos in the world. "

"Huaxia has a saying that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If people in a country are selfish and only care about themselves. Then there is no hope for this country. " As soon as Takeda Lingguang saw Luo Jun talking, this guy was like beating chicken blood, and he was fighting high spirited.

Luo Jun is very strange. Where did I offend this grandson.

"It's not terrible to have a small-scale peasant thought. What's terrible is that you all think it's normal. It's a funny joke. It is said that the Oriental sleeping lion is awake, but is it really awake? "

Takeda Lingguang spoke very fast, and then he continued: "whether a country can rise or not depends on it, not on its tall buildings. What we are looking at is how many schools there are in this country and how many educational facilities there are? Whether the lights in the study room are brilliant. Whether the food the people eat is healthy or not depends on whether the officials regard themselves as officials or their positions as a tool to glorify their ancestors and a means of making profits. " He paused and said: "I don't say anything else, just take Huaxia football for example. I've been to many youth palaces, and I found that the children's skills of pitching are very good, and their foundation is very good. But why can't Chinese football rush out of Asia and into the world cup? In the final analysis, there is still a lack of a minimum sense of responsibility, even a little awe of consumers. I can say that in this regard, South Korea can represent you, and our island country can also represent you. "

Takeda Lingguang's words suddenly made people speechless.

Anyone abusing Huaxia, as long as it comes to Huaxia football, it's really speechless refutation!

Song Yan'er and others feel that they have reached the extreme.

Ye Weisheng said: "we have to admit that there is still much room for improvement in Chinese football. We will improve." He pauses and says, "it's really boring to say that. Let's drink at the bar."

He is an old fox, so he wants to change the subject soon.

It's enough for Lingguang to be in the limelight, so he doesn't want to continue. He gave a faint smile and took a sip of wine.At this time, Luo Jun said, "I told Mr. Takeda that China is a country of etiquette, which is based on etiquette and based on faith. You come to our country, that's our guest. We respect our guests, so we never speak ill of you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don't seem to know much about being a guest. We are still developing countries, and there are still problems in our country. And we also have a lot of Kazak and Japanese people, which is a headache. We never deny or avoid this point. But you always criticize us for our pain. Is that really fair? And is your country, the island, really that perfect? Among other things, which country is closest to your island country now? I don't need to say, right? Why close? Is it because they gave you the atomic bomb? China is the country that has beaten your island country the hardest. But you have always been servile, this is your backbone? At least, no matter how many foreign enemies invade us, we never bow our heads. We have the backbone. Your nation doesn't even have the minimum integrity, so you can boast in front of us. "

Takeda Lingguang suddenly blushed.

"Wonderful, ha ha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.

Ding Han, song Yan'er, Tang Sisi, all the women's eyes flashed a kind of unspeakable light.

Luo Jun then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang, "you said before that you wanted to compare Kung Fu with me. I said my kung fu was very poor. That's modesty. But you don't recognize this modesty. You think it's cowardice. There are so many talented people in the world. I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But I only need one move to deal with you like a frog in a well

"A move?" Takeda Lingguang suddenly excited, he stood up, his eyes flashed anger, said: "you are too arrogant."

Luo Jun said: "I have to correct you. It's arrogant to talk big. And what I said, at most, is a kind of bad truth. "

"Well, I'd like to learn from you!" "Let's go out and find a place to have a good fight," he said

"Out?" Luo Jun sneered and said: "I've given you a lot of opportunities, but you've been humiliating yourself. Now, I don't want to save face for you. You don't have the qualification to let me out yet. I'm sitting here now. You give me a move. If I stand up or use the second move, you win! "

This is a very big statement.

The crowd was immediately excited.

Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Luo Jun, who was afraid that he would speak too slowly. Even Tang Sisi was worried. She couldn't help saying, "Luo Jun, his kung fu is not simple. Don't trust him too much."

After listening to Tang Sisi's warning, Takeda Lingguang immediately felt confident that this guy was not so terrible. In fact, Takeda Lingguang could not see the depth of Luo Jun at all.

At this time, Ling Guang of Takeda gave a big drink. Suddenly, he made a lunge, and then he cut it in the wind!

Hey!

This moment, the spirit of Takeda Lingguang has been sublimated!

People seem to see a determined warrior, wielding the most brilliant sword of his life.

Luo Jun's arrogance inspired all the potential of Takeda Lingguang!

It is also at this time, Luo Jun's palm turned, volley is a palm shot out!

It's just an ordinary hand. The power of the hand contains the secret of Tianlei fist seal.

Luo Jun has been merciful, otherwise this palm will definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.

With a bang, Takeda Lingguang was directly hit and flew out, and finally fell to the ground, gushing blood.

They didn't see anything clearly, so they saw Ling Guangfei go out.

Takeda Lingguang fell to the ground, and his eyes flashed an incredible look. "How can it be? How is that possible? I'm still one meter away from you. You didn't touch me at all. "

Takeda Lingguang can't understand, can't believe!

At this time, Luo Jun said coldly: "I have said that the world is very big, and many things are beyond our human understanding. I have also said that there are people out there, and there are days every day. Unfortunately, you don't listen at all. "

"Why? Why can you do it in the air? There is no such boxing in the world

Luo Jun said: "you can't decide the rules of the world. The force is limited and the spirit is unlimited. My realm is beyond your understanding. "

Takeda Lingguang murmured: "limited force, unlimited spirit? What on earth is limited force and unlimited spirit? "

Luo Jun doesn't want to pay attention to Wutian Lingguang any more. He says to Ye Weisheng, "Uncle Ye, let's call it a day. I'm a little tired. Let's get together another day."

Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "good!"

It's over today. Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still don't think they have enough fun. Fortunately, ye Weisheng promised that they could come to Luo Jun in the future, which makes them feel satisfied