The bizarre adventure that begins with One Punch Man

Two figures fell from a height to the ground without raising even a speck of dust.

"Hey, it's Qiao Sen!"

Saitama suddenly realized and relaxed. Although he didn't know the old man who was looking at him with lustful eyes, he must not be a bad guy since he was with Officer Qiao Sen.

"I passed by a video store and saw this guy stealing something, so I followed him all the way here," Saitama touched the back of his head sheepishly and explained,"I'm sorry, I made you laugh."

"What's so funny about this?" Qiao Sen shook his head and retorted seriously,"All I see is a noble character. He is indeed my friend!"

As he said that, he calmly put away a brand new"Limiter Fragment".

Bang also nodded with a smile:"Having the courage to face monsters is a rare quality. Are you a hero too, brother?"

"Haha, do you think so highly of me?" Saitama was a little embarrassed after receiving the affirmation from the two, and replied,"To be precise, I am still far from being able to train to become a hero!"

"Really? You are so modest!"Hearing Saitama's words, Bang nodded secretly, and his impression of him was further improved.

However, it seems that this kid is just like Qiao Sen, and has no interest in martial arts...

Thinking of this, the old man's good mood fell and he fell into emo.

Unlike the old man, Qiao Sen was in a good mood at the moment.

He stretched out his hand and put another"Limiter Fragment" into the deck.

Perfect!

"By the way, Saitama, have you had lunch yet? If not, let’s go to my house for a drink together."

Qiao Sen asked casually, raising his hand to make a drinking gesture.

Gulp…

A strange sound came from the alley, and the eyes of the three people immediately focused on the source of the sound.

Saitama’s belly.

The element was noticed.

Qiao Sen immediately waved his hand to signal Saitama not to say more:"Okay, I know."

"……"X2

"Well, my clothes got torn accidentally again, I want to go to the clothing store first."Saitama was almost used to Qiao Sen's enthusiasm, nodded, tugged at his badly damaged sweatpants, and gestured,"I know a boss who is very nice, sometimes he doesn't charge money."

"Well……"

Qiao Sen was about to say that you can wear mine first, but then he changed his mind and thought that friendship requires equality. If you just give, wouldn’t that become charity?

"Well, we'll wait for you at my house, hurry up."

"Got it!"

Watching Saitama run away, Qiao Sen glanced at the motionless monster on the ground and thought for a while:"Mr. Bang, why don't we contact Lanny to deal with this place? It's not good to leave a monster here like this."

"Indeed." Bang agreed.

He called Lanny to explain the situation, and Qiao Sen specifically mentioned that it was Saitama who dealt with the monster.

But when Lanny heard that the other party was not a registered professional hero, she immediately lost interest, and just repeatedly assured that someone would be sent over to take care of the follow-up matters.

Qiao Sen had no intention of helping Saitama, after all, he himself did not care about those false names.

(A bald man with an anxious face:"You still care about the bounty of the monster!"）

……

Hiss - the choking smell of smoke rose in the kitchen and was immediately taken away by the powerful suction of the range hood. There were many ingredients floating around Qiao Sen. They cleaned themselves very well, fell on the chopping board and let the kitchen knife cut them into appropriate sizes, and finally jumped into the pot one after another.

Next came the seasonings and sauces with adjusted proportions. The whole process was in order. The chef only had to be responsible for stir-frying.

Even if he was a little lazier, he could leave it entirely to telekinesis.

In the living room, Saitama and Bangu held tea cups and looked at someone who was working in the kitchen in unison. The singing and dancing youth idols on TV lost their appeal at this moment.

"Super powers are such a cheat.……"

Saitama muttered, his eyes meeting Bang's.

(ーー゛)

( ﹁ ﹁ )

┑(￣Д ￣)┍×2

""Hey, here comes the chicken soup~"

Qiao Sen came over in an apron, carrying a large pot of chicken soup, with a few plates of hot dishes floating around him:"For three people, let's have hot pot. I've also fried a few side dishes. We won't go home until we're drunk today!"

He clapped his hands, and a large amount of fresh ingredients produced by convenience stores were released from the fantasy cards, and the hot pot that was powered on began to boil.

Gulp gurgling gurgling...

The aroma of the soup overflowed from the whole Indiao, impacting the taste buds of the three people present.

Then, the large coffee table was gradually filled up. As Qiao Sen brought out several large boxes of beer, either iced or at room temperature, Bang and Saitama's eyes gradually became solemn. The men's intuition at this moment told them that this would be a war!

……

That night.

After sending the drunk Bang and Saitama away, Qiao Sen stretched his body, activated his telekinesis, and cleaned up the messy battlefield.

One of these two is a powerful martial artist, and the other is a bald devil who will stand at the top of the world. Qiao Sen is very confident about their safety.

On the contrary, it is best for the monsters in Z City to burn incense and pray to the gods to protect themselves from encountering them when they go out.

Last month, the four rounds of ten consecutive drops from monsters were not delivered. Today, the"Water Breathing Method" that was picked up from Bang was actually the third SR since the time travel! Qiao Sen was simply unable to complain, but his body became a little stronger with the addition of the increasingly solid four-dimensional attributes.

In particular, the increase in mental power made him more adept at using telekinesis, and he even had the idea of changing his job to become a turret mage for a while.

Unfortunately, he has not yet selected the lighting technique, so this idea has been shelved until now.

Today, another round of ten consecutive draws was completed, and the stand was upgraded, and someone's card addiction suddenly broke out.

It's my turn, draw a card!

【Speed (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Constitution (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Strength (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Constitution (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Speed (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Strength (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Constitution (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Strength (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Strength (N): Attribute card, description omitted】

【Spirit (SR): Attribute card, 100 units of spirit attribute, description omitted】

【AT Field (SR): Ability card, soul substance (spiritual force) unique to life in the EVA world, the"wall of the heart" that separates itself from the self and the objective world, also known as the"absolute domain""】

God!

Two consecutive purple lights blinded Qiao Sen's eyes. He rubbed his eyes hard and confirmed that he was not dreaming.

No, there has been no shipment for a month, so now they are all coming, right?

Today, I have three SRs!

But this thing is not too much~