The bizarre adventure that begins with One Punch Man

In the silent outer space, the sun of the Naruto world is rising slowly along the arc of the planet's surface.

Unprotectedly exposed to countless cosmic radiations, Qiao Sen, who was in a vacuum, held his breath and couldn't help but open his hands to praise the sun.

After a moment, he found that he was neither harmed by the ubiquitous cosmic radiation nor enhanced by the sunlight like a certain Kryptonian, and suddenly felt dull.

This trip to Naruto was fruitful. Not only did he save Tobirama Senju who almost died because of his arrival (Tobirama Senju:??? If you hadn't come, would nothing have happened?), he also gained many elements for promotion to the Six Paths level.

The most important thing is that his various abilities have been refined and integrated over time, and his combat power is infinitely close to the childhood version of the God of the World.

Fzai: Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.

In short, it's cause for celebration.

It's time to go back.

「The"Dimension Walk" was activated, and a portal with a black hole aperture opened next to Qiao Sen.

He stepped into it without hesitation.

This time, there was no dizziness caused by the gap in time and space. Suddenly, there was more air to breathe around him. Qiao Sen saw the familiar lake in front of him, as if he had returned to the One Punch World.

【Dimensional walking enters cooldown period, one month】

""I'm not here yet."

Everything around him was still in the state after the encounter with Blast, but Qiao Sen, who had completed a journey to another world, had already completed a transformation.

Let's have a hot pot to celebrate!

With a snap of his fingers, Qiao Sen disappeared from the spot.

Ten minutes later.

A black hole portal suddenly opened, and Blast half of his body stuck out of it, looking around in confusion.

"Strange, there was obviously a strong space-time fluctuation here, but there was no trace left? What did that guy do?"

Blast held his chin and frowned in thought, and when he found that he couldn't get an answer, he immediately frowned:"Forget it, let's talk about it next time we meet."

Boom - the black hole portal disappeared as abruptly as it opened, only raising a whistling gust of wind at the spot, which gradually dissipated after a while.

City Z.

A roar sounded in the quiet street, and a black car drew a parabola, rolled over and smashed into a panicked mother and daughter.

The mother in a butterfly floral dress hugged her daughter's head tightly, her body trembling uncontrollably, and closed her eyes to welcome the gradually enlarging black shadow above her head that represented death.

Bang - a pair of ordinary-looking adult men's hands pressed against the falling car, and the upside-down roof was deeply dented, followed by the sound of violent friction between the soles of sports shoes and the asphalt ground.

The expected pain did not come, and the mother opened her eyes in surprise, and then saw a black-haired young man in a blue and white sportswear, shaking his hands and slowly lowering the several-ton car.

Ha - ha - the young man was panting heavily, blood mixed with sweat flowing down from the top of his head, and his face, which looked particularly resolute, was also stained half red.

"Are you okay?"

"No, no, it’s okay!"

"Then let's go, the weirdo hasn't been killed yet"

"Thank you, thank you!!"

The mother stumbled away holding her daughter, and the empty street was deserted.

Saitama wiped the blood flowing into his eyes, and touched his blood-soaked hair:"Suddenly I feel that my hair has become a bit of a hindrance in the battle. No, why do I suddenly have such a dangerous idea? I don’t want to become bald at such a young age!"

Boom— the outer wall of the supermarket opposite exploded, and symmetrical red lights appeared in the smoke. Those were the eyes of a monster.

Huh—

Saitama let out a long breath, and felt that his arms that caught the car had regained some strength. He immediately shook his hands and clenched his fists tightly.

"It's not over yet! Asshole!!"

……

Huchi, huchi...

Following the disaster broadcast echoing over Z City, Qiao Sen arrived at the scene of the incident. As soon as he returned, he rushed to the scene. As a result, he saw Saitama, who was covered in wounds, sitting on the corpse of a huge black humanoid monster, gasping for breath. One of his sneakers had fallen off, and the other had been upgraded to a trendy beggar version just like his sportswear.

"for you"

"Thank you... eh?"

A clean white towel was handed to him, and Saitama took it subconsciously and thanked him, then realized:"It's Qiao Sen, what a coincidence"

"Unfortunately, I came here after hearing the disaster broadcast, but I didn't expect that the weirdo had been dealt with by you."

"Really?" Saitama wiped the blood off his face and explained,"I heard that a discount supermarket opened here, so I wanted to come here to buy some supplies.……"

As he spoke, he looked back at the supermarket that had been reduced to ruins, and Qiao Sen also looked over.

The huge"Special Offer" sign that had been standing strong until now flashed with sparks and collapsed with a loud bang.

"It seems that I can't buy it today." Saitama shrugged his shoulders and looked up at the dark clouds slowly drifting in the distance."It looks like it will rain again soon. The clothes on the balcony have not been collected yet. I have to go back quickly."

While speaking, the wound exposed under the torn sportswear had stopped bleeding and scabbed. Saitama seemed to be fine, as if he was not the one injured.

Qiao Sen suggested:"Then let's go to your house for hot pot. You have lost so much blood, you have to eat more meat to make up for it."

Saitama originally planned to buy discounted meat to cook hot pot at home, and he was suddenly tempted.

"I'm fine, but it's a bit troublesome to mend my clothes again."

Saitama looked down at himself and felt that the remaining sneaker with a worn sole was a bit of a hindrance, so he simply took it off and threw it away

"But Qiao Sen, is it really okay for you to get off work now?"

"Of course, no problem. I told you I'm in the free class." Qiao Sen stretched out his hand and pulled Saitama up from the monster's body."I took a paid vacation for more than three months some time ago and went on a trip. How come...���, do you want to consider changing your career?"

Saitama Kyon stared at the person who was talking nonsense:"……Although my grades in school are average, please don't lie to me. We meet each other often, so how could I get a three-month paid trip?"

"Don't believe it? Then I'll take you with me next time I have the chance."

"Oh, this can't be true? Are the benefits for police officers really that good?"

……

Gulp gulp...

Qiao Sen put the Sichuan spicy soup base that he personally prepared into the pot. As the induction cooker continued to heat, the soup base soon boiled.

Saitama was still busy in the kitchen, washing, arranging, and processing the mountain of ingredients.

The movements of his hands gradually accelerated beyond the scope of normal humans, and Saitama's expression became distorted.

Good news: There are a lot of ingredients!

Bad news: There are a lot of ingredients!

It can be seen that he is in pain and happiness at this time.

Wow - there was a burst of lightning and thunder, and the sky gradually darkened.

Not long after, a heavy rain poured down.