The Black Book

"Are you the Zhu Haomiao?"

The voice was no longer sweet and milky as before, but became magnetic and low, more inclined to a neutral tone that was difficult to distinguish between male and female. It could be called a queen voice, or a scumbag's bubble voice...

But if he hadn't just seen his charming and moving side, Zhu Haomiao would definitely be 100% sure that this was a male voice.

The main reason was that his temperament was too intimidating, sharp, full of aggression, aggression and oppression, which diluted and concealed the feminine and soft part of him, and highlighted his heroic and handsome masculine body.

Aware that he had all kinds of bold ideas that he could not control, Zhu Haomiao retreated to the door in fear and shook his head in panic.

"I don't know any Zhu Haomiao, I just walked into the wrong room."

After saying that, with Li Cang's face full of question marks, Zhu Haomiao opened the door and ran, but ran into Ye Wanning who was carrying a lot of bags.

"Where are you running to?"

"Sister, I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to do..."

"What's the urgent matter?"

"Emmmmm..."

Zhu Haomiao was so worried about his sexual orientation that he couldn't come up with a reasonable reason for a while, and was stuck in the same place tragically.

Sensing the panic in the boy's words, Ye Wanning smiled coldly.

"Go in!"

"Sister, I really have something urgent!"

"No! You're not in a hurry!"

Drag the boy into the house without saying anything, and Ye Wanning closed the door and locked it by the way.

Click~

Hearing the sound of the door being locked, Zhu Haomiao shuddered all over and looked at Ye Wanning in disbelief.

You are really a tiger, woman!

Do you know what it means to lock me up with you two?

That's double the horror!

It's one times one, which is more terrifying than one plus one!

Hey...wait, there seems to be something wrong with this algorithm...

Forget it, anyway, the meaning is summarized!

Are you afraid of couples' donburi? !

Put the two of you together first like this, then like that... You won't be able to pass the inspection if you say one more word!

In short, it's very scary!

However, Ye Wanning didn't notice Zhu Haomiao's sad and angry look at all. She put the large and small bags of food in her hand on the table and waved to the figure on the sofa next to her.

"Cang Cang, it's time to eat."

Li Cang nodded, with a trace of sleepy and dullness on his delicate and flawless face. After another two seconds, he slowly stood up and helped Ye Wanning put the takeaways in place.

"What are you still standing there for? Come and eat!"

Turning back, Ye Wanning found that Zhu Haomiao was still alert and vigilant, hiding in the corner furtively, and waved to him unhappily.

Hearing this, the boy glared at her with dissatisfaction.

Am I your dog barbarian?

Come to eat just by waving?

Have you ever heard that an honest person will not accept food given out of pity? !

Zhu Haomiao wanted to scold her loudly, but the aroma of the food was so tempting that he reluctantly moved over.

"Cangcang, this is your [High Mountain Four Seasons Spring]."

"Xiaoshui, this is your [Jumbo Taro Balls, Red Bean Pudding, Coconut Pearl Milk Tea]."

Arranged Zhu Haomiao and Li Cang to sit face to face on both sides of her, Ye Wanning took out the drinks quickly, but her friend beside her frowned at the table full of food.

"Ye Zi, how many days are you going to eat leftovers? Order so much?"

Hearing this, Ye Wanning smiled triumphantly and patted the shoulder of the boy beside her.

"Hey, let me introduce you to my best dining partner, Zhu Haomiao!"

"He should have awakened some kind of supernatural talent [glutton], and can eat food far beyond the limit of his stomach at one time!"

"With him, no matter how many dishes I order, there will be no waste, he can eat them all without leaving a trace!"

"And he has a great appetite, everything he eats is delicious!"

Li Cang, who was sitting opposite, blinked and stared at Zhu Haomiao expressionlessly.

"So... you are Zhu Haomiao."

No! I'm not!

I'll change my name after this meal, please call me Niu Hulu·Pervert from now on!

On the other side, without noticing Zhu Haomiao's distorted expression, Ye Wanning patted Li Cang's shoulder.

"By the way, Xiaoshui, let me introduce you to this guy who is 1.88 meters tall and has 2-meter-long legs. He is my good friend Li Cang. You can just call him Cang Cang."

Good guy, 1.88 meters tall, 2-meter-long legs, and a negative upper body, right?

Zhu Haomiao suddenly found a detail with a lot of complaints in his chest.

Wait, Cang Cang?

This seems to be a feminine nickname!

His eyes lit up, and Zhu Haomiao looked at Ye Wanning with hope.

I'm not a pervert, my sexual orientation is saved!

"Senior sister, this Cang..."

As if she had seen countless similar scenes and knew what Zhu Haomiao wanted to ask, before he finished speaking, Ye Wanning's mouth corners tilted, and she raised a gloating evil smile.

"Male."

Boom!

Seeing Zhu Haomiao's familiar expression of being struck by a bolt from the blue and feeling as if she had died, the evil smile on Ye Wanning's face became more unbridled.

Li Cang on the side rolled his eyes at her helplessly, but did not refute.

Realizing this, the last glimmer of hope in Zhu Haomiao's heart was completely shattered, and the whole person seemed to turn gray.

It's over... Super double... Please call me Aixinjueluo·Pervert from now on...

But after a while, Zhu Haomiao suddenly changed his mind.

Wait, this doesn't seem to be a big deal compared to Chong Maomao, right?

At least she's a person!

And she's stunningly beautiful!

She can even dress up as a woman to play Su Daji!

It's just that her breasts are a little small...

After taking a subtle look at Li Cang's flat chest, Zhu Haomiao thought seriously, analyzed carefully, and finally hit his palm, and suddenly realized.

It's not that I'm perverted, it's that the other person is too beautiful, and it's hard to tell whether it's a man or a woman!

When I typed the question mark, it wasn't me who had a problem, it was him!

That's right!

It's not me who's wrong, it's him!

As soon as the thought of passing the buck came up, I suddenly felt that the world was wide.

Zhu Haomiao sorted out his thoughts in an instant, and the whole person suddenly had a sense of clarity that could break through confusion.

On the other side, Ye Wanning sucked on her [Jumbo Taro Balls, Red Bean Pudding, Coconut Pearl Milk Tea], looking at Zhu Haomiao's smile after enlightenment, it seemed that a holy Buddha light appeared behind him, and his mind was full of question marks.

Where on earth did this guy's mind jump to again?

Even a crazy person like me can't keep up with him...

Forget it, let's eat! Let's eat!

Picking up the chopsticks to attack the food on the table, Ye Wanning quickly immersed herself in the dazzling array of food. Li Cang beside her also ate elegantly. Only Zhu Haomiao thought of something. He pursed his lips and his eyes wandered between the two of them.

Such a perfect pair, handsome man and beautiful woman, they should be lovers, right?

Then I kissed my senior sister forcefully before, wouldn't I be a minotaur...

Emmmm... Now I'm eating face to face with the victim, I feel a little panicked...