!!!”Woooo

Sawada Tsunayoshi in the toilet crying and wailing…

“Why? Why? Why?!!! Ah Gang picked up the only inch of paper towel and roared, “Why is the paper towel on the plane only so inch?!” When did the plane already have such a pitted daddy ?! Isn’t this Nima deceiving passengers?! And I just felt pretty good about this plane!!! ”

Ah Gang, who had already turned on the spit mode, couldn’t stop.

———————– dividing line ———————-

“Touch!” A fist that lingered with red inner qi hit a person wearing a red turban, and the one wearing a red turban immediately flew out with a scream.

Zhang Caiyan jumped up slightly and kicked, while kicking a red turban, the huge momentum made a bunch of people behind the red turban not only fly out by this momentum, this kick, kicked a bunch of people at once!

Guan Yue’s speed was quite fast, each pause was only 0.1 seconds free, and then it turned into an afterimage again and flashed quickly next to those red turbans, and then those red turbans couldn’t help but pause when Guan Yue approached them, and after a second, they screamed and covered their stomachs and fell to the ground.

It turned out that Guan Yue came to those red turbans at an extremely fast speed, and then everyone gave a punch, so there was the scene just now.

Guan Yue looked at the passengers who were all stunned around, and said to Zhang Caiyan: “Xiaoyan, I’ll go to the captain’s room.” With that, he walked towards the passage.

“Huh?! Sister Guan, wait for me! Hmm…” Seeing Guan Yue’s head leave without looking back, Zhang Caiyan stomped her foot depressedly, and then, with a very dangerous look and a chuckle on her face, she looked at the red turbans who were still standing, but they were also stunned like those passengers.

“Let’s keep playing, shall we~?”

“Butterfly ~~~~~~!!!!!” The red turbans cried when they heard this.

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“Uh…” Ah Gang’s whole person looked very pale, he had been sitting on the toilet for half an hour, and if he sat down like this, I was afraid that even his intestines would have to be pulled out….

“Ah Gang.” Suddenly, a voice sounded, and Ribaun actually appeared outside the toilet!

“Ribaun~~~!!!” Ah Gang knocked on the door crying and shouted, “Come and save me!” There is no paper in the toilet! I can’t wipe my fart at all now. Shares! ”

“So… But I don’t have paper right now. ”

“Huh?! How so?! What’s the situation?! “Ah Gang is really going to cry…

“Well, you use this paper.” With that, Ribaun handed a piece of paper from under the toilet door.

Ah Gang took it in surprise, and then touched the paper….

“Isn’t this Nima sandpaper?!!!!?” Ah Gang slammed the sandpaper on the ground and yelled, “Nima, I don’t want to fart me. The stock is wiped off!!! In other words, Ribaun, you saw Gintama, right? You definitely watched Gintama, right? You must have seen Gintama, right?! ”

“Don’t let it be, there is a criminal group hijacking the plane now, if you don’t solve it quickly, something may happen to this plane.”

After that, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and Ribaun’s voice never came again, obviously Ribaun walked away, then you threw down your students like this and left the real big husband (no problem)?!

“Hey——!!!” Ah Gang shouted, “Don’t do this! Ribaun, I was wrong! You’re coming back! I will definitely study hard and work hard in the future! So come back soon! You’re coming back~! Don’t make me wait any longer~! You’re coming back~! I’m lonely and pitiful alone~! ”

“Huh? Is someone singing? ”

“It seems to be oh, or from the toilet.”

“How suspicious! Get inside and take a look! ”

As the voice outside spoke, there was a sound of footsteps, apparently coming to the toilet.

When Ah Gang heard this voice, his eyes rolled around, and he suddenly thought of how to solve this dilemma, and he not only laughed.

———————– dividing line ———————-

“Wow!!”

“Strange, monster! This woman is a monster!!! ”

Guan Yue defeated many red turbans alone, and finally came to the door of the captain’s room.

“Knock knock…” knocked lightly on the door, and Guan Yue didn’t wait for the people inside to respond, so he kicked open the iron door.

Walking in, only to find a fat captain who was driving the plane sweating, Guan Yue seemed to have sensed something, turned his head slightly, but found that a muzzle was aimed at him.

“Miss, don’t move.” The big man holding the AK47 laughed viciously and said, “Obediently raise your hands, squat down and hold your head!” ”

Guan Yue didn’t pay attention to the big man’s words, but looked at the big man with cold eyes and said, “Your target is me and Xiaoyan, right?” ”

As soon as the big man heard this, a drop of cold sweat broke out on his head, and he quickly shouted: “What nonsense?!” I tell you, we are only here for money! As long as you obediently fly the plane to the uninhabited island and hand over all the money to us, we will release you immediately! ”

“You’re.” Guan Yue said coldly: “If it’s just like this, why do you have to kill people? And why let the plane fly to an uninhabited island? Wouldn’t it be nice to just get the money and leave right away? Why did you immediately indicate that you want to drive to an uninhabited island? And when those red turbans saw me just now, their eyes showed a thick greed, obviously knowing me, you have made too many flaws…”

“Shut up… Shut up! As soon as the big man was in a hurry, he subconsciously pulled the trigger, and the bullet shot towards Guan Yue, and Guan Yue’s Danfeng eyes narrowed slightly, and when his steps moved, he avoided the bullet’s shot.

“Damn it!” The big man was about to continue shooting, but just as he was about to pull the trigger again, just as Guan Yue was about to attack, a shout interrupted them.

“That’s you, right? Hijacking guys! Give Lao Tzu to lie on the ground obediently!!! ”

“Touch!” As soon as the big man turned his head, he saw an orange flame rushing towards him, but for a moment, the big man flew out of the flame and hit the fat captain fiercely, and the captain was so frightened by this sudden impact that he was knocked to the ground with the big man, resulting in the situation of the drone….

“!!!” Guan Yue was shocked and immediately wanted to hold the cockpit to control the plane, but she couldn’t fly the plane at all! A complete novice, she moved the steering wheel up, only to find that the plane was going down at great speed! Now they are above the sea!

When Guan Yue was shocked, he rushed at the hedgehog head who knocked the big man into the air: “No matter who you are, in short, wake up the captain now!” ”

The hedgehog head is of course Ah Gang, it turned out that Ah Gang was waiting for the arrival of those red turbans in the toilet, and then after the red turbans opened the door, Ah Gang quickly knocked out the red turbans, and then took them to wipe their farts. The paper was taken away, wiped clean, and immediately went to the captain’s room.

As soon as Ah Gang heard Guan Yue’s words, he immediately understood that the fat guy was the captain! He quickly grabbed the captain and shook it, but found that his eyes rolled white, and he completely looked faint!

“Uh… He seemed to have passed out. ”

“What?!” Even the woman who was the iceberg couldn’t help but exclaim when she heard this unfortunate news.

Ah Gang scratched his head and said, “Well, what, since the bad guys have been knocked down, then it’s none of my business, I’m leaving!” Bye bye~! ”

“Wait a minute! You…”

Guan Yue wanted to say something more, but found through the rearview mirror that Ah Gang sneaked out of the captain’s room and disappeared from Guan Yue’s sight at an extremely fast speed.

“Damn it!” Guan Yueyin’s silver teeth clenched, fragrant sweat flowed from her forehead, and she could only try to operate the plane.

———————– dividing line ———————-

“Hey, Ribaun, is it okay if we leave like this?”

“Don’t worry, it should be fine, okay, Ah Gang, you can jump off quickly.”

“Actually, I’d like to ask, can we really swim to Hong Kong? This is the sea! ”

“That’s part of the practice, Ah Gang.”

Said, kicked away.

“Help~~~~!!!”

Ah Gang was kicked out by Ribaun and fell from a high altitude.

It turned out that when Ah Gang returned to Ribaun, Ribaun took out all their luggage, and when he saw Ah Gang, he directly told him to jump the plane, and also took out a parachute and handed it to Ah Gang, and then was pulled under the cabin by Ribaun, opened the hatch, and was kicked down by Ribaun.

Ribaun saw that Ah Gang had jumped, so he jumped with him.

After a while, the plane was about to get out of control, and it came back again.

It turned out that at that critical juncture, Guan Yue pressed those buttons indiscriminately, and as a result, he accidentally pressed the buttons for automatic navigation, and just like that, the people on the plane were saved.

After that, the plane successfully reached Hong Kong.

The red turbans tied up on the plane were also sent to the local police station after arriving in Hong Kong.

After that, two women walked out of the airport.

Zhang Caiyan looked at Guan Yue, who was covered with black qi next to her, a little afraid, and asked, “That… Sister Guan, who provoked you? ”

As soon as Guan Yue heard Zhang Caiyan’s question, she remembered the A Gang who suddenly appeared and disappeared on the plane, and spit out a sentence coldly.

“A hedgehog head …”

On the other side, a certain coast on Hong Kong Island.

“Whew~!” Ah Gang walked from the sea to the beach and said with a smile: “Finally came to Hong Kong.” ”

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(Aha!) Gave a lie, right? There is no so-called hero to save beauty~! That kind of plot is also too tacky, if a woman sees the protagonist and then the hero saves the beauty and likes the protagonist, it will be too tacky! In the plot later, it will be said that Ah Gang’s encounter with other women and various strange understandings, please wait and see! I think it’s quite funny, he~~~! Think of it as a belated April Fool’s Day gift~! )

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“Look! He’s coming! ”

“That scrap is really coming…”

“Is it fatal? The other party is not those punks, but the main general of the kendo department! ”

“Really, I don’t know what the situation is when I see you like this, let me tell you! The two of them are going to duel because of our school Hanagawa Kyoko! ”

“What!? That’s a bit of a sight!! ”

The surrounding students were all talking, and the two who were the subject of the discussion were standing in the center of the gymnasium at this time, looking at each other face to face.

Seeing that Ah Gang actually came, Zhitian couldn’t help but show his disgusting sinister smile again, “I really didn’t expect that you scum really came.” ”

Ah Gang picked his ears and pouted: “It’s really annoying, I want to fight fast.” Don’t talk so much nonsense! ”

“Huh…” Zhitian smiled angrily, and he raised the bamboo sword in his hand and said, “See? We’re going to do kendo, what about your sword? ”

“Boom! What a trouble, come and come, give me a sword. Ah Gang stretched out his hand to the man from the Kendo Department who was standing on the side.

Zhitian sneered secretly in his heart, he, that sword is aggravated, ordinary people can’t even mention it, I see how you still fight with me!

“Before that, I’ll make it clear to you first!” At this time, Zhitian shouted arrogantly: “You are a beginner in kendo, so about this match, as long as you get a copy in ten minutes, you will win!” If you can’t do it, even if I win, the prize goes without saying! ”

Holding field pointed sharply at Kyoko who was standing on the side, and shouted, “Of course it’s Kyoko Sasakawa !” ”

Kyoko on the side shouted even more exasperatedly: “I am a prize? ”

Kurokawa Hana next to him also said with a look of disgust: “It’s really bad!” ”

“Huh? What are you kidding? ”

Ah Gang’s eyes showed a fierce essence, that kind of eyes, making people feel like standing in the ice and snow, shuddering!

“Kyoko-chan doesn’t belong to anyone, she belongs only to herself!” Ah Gang picked up the heavy bamboo sword, waved it, and then said to the stunned Zhitian who looked at him: “You insult my favorite Kyoko chan like this, I, ah, will definitely teach you an unforgettable lesson!” ”

“Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!oooo

Hearing Agang’s bold declaration, the surrounding students couldn’t help but shout, while Kyoko who was standing next to him had a blush on his face.

A hideous green tendon appeared on his head, and he finally couldn’t help but roar: “Let’s start!!! ”

Zhitian picked up the bamboo sword and rushed away, slashing straight at Agang, and shouted in his mouth: “Oo!!!!oo Fall for me! Sawada garbage !!! ”

“Snap!” After Ah Gang blocked Zhitian’s straight slash with a bamboo sword, he shook it with his backhand and stabbed Zhitian’s chest.

“What!?” Takeda, who had been stabbed in the chest, was not injured because he was wearing the armor he used during training, but Azuna’s quick countergrip surprised him.

After holding the field was stabbed back two steps by Agang, just about to continue to attack, at this moment, the phantom flashed, Agang’s whole person appeared in front of the hold, a horizontal split, the speed is extremely fast, the holding field did not react, the bamboo sword touched the holding field after a huge force shook his whole person out

“How is that possible?!”

“Unexpectedly, the waste wood gang is not only fighting, but even kendo is so powerful!”

“Hmph, you don’t know, the waste material outline is just not good at studying, but no one has broken his sports results so far!”

Ignoring the surrounding discussions, Ah Gang shook the bamboo sword and frowned: “It’s true, the first time I used a sword, I was a little unaccustomed to it, ah!” Or fist straight point! Don’t bother so much! ”

“It can’t be… No way…… You’re just a beginner in kendo, how can you win me?!” That’s impossible!! With a look of disbelief, he slowly stood up, looked at Ah Gang, his eyes were bloodshot, and shouted madly: “This is impossible!!” You trash should fall down for me and look up at me! Yes!! ”

The bamboo sword slashed at Ah Gang again, and Ah Gang’s hand was quick, and he grabbed the split bamboo sword and said, “Okay, you have already lost.” ”

“Lose? I lost? No!!! I won’t lose! And it won’t lose to you such garbage! I, but the master of the Kendo Club!! Although Jitian grabbed Agang with the bamboo sword in his hand, he still roared madly, and Agang looked at him with a frown, “Losing is losing, what is impossible?” People like you who have been on top for too long just can’t afford failure. After that, he let go of the bamboo sword he was holding, threw away the heavy bamboo sword in his hand, and turned around and walked towards Kyoko.

There was shock in his eyes, and he trembled all over, as if he was thinking about something, and before he could think clearly, he heard the discussion around him.

“I didn’t expect it to be Tsunayoshi who won!”

“Usually it seems to be very remarkable to see that holding field, but I didn’t expect it to be so inferior! Defeated by a bad boy! ”

“Still yelling there, he really looks like a dog of a loser!”

“Hahaha!!”

As the surrounding discussion became louder and louder, Holding Tian finally let the anger consume his last sanity, he actually rushed to Ah Gang who turned around, Holding Tian now, he just wants to knock Ah Gang who gave him defeat to the ground!

“You…” Ah Gang stopped, his five senses were far better than ordinary people, he had already heard the footsteps rushing towards him, and when his bamboo sword was about to hit him, he turned around sharply and punched out! And this ordinary punch contains great power! This punch actually knocked the whole person of Zhitian upside down and flew over, and slammed into the wall.

Looking at the unconscious Zhida, Azuna didn’t look at it, continued to walk towards Kyoko, and said with a smile: “Kyoko-chan!” Let’s go home together! ”

“Hmm…” After Kyoko replied softly, Azuna grabbed Kyoko’s small hand, pulled her out of the gymnasium, picked up her school bag and walked to the school gate.

And Ribaun, who was watching all this from the top of the gymnasium, put the gun back, he looked at the departing Ah Gang, smiled, and muttered: “I didn’t expect it, it’s quite capable.” ”

“Uncle Ribaun.” A voice sounded behind Ribaun, Ribaun was not surprised, but turned his head to look at the person with a calm face, it turned out to be Agang’s childhood sweetheart, Wakagetsu Han!

“Xiaohan, long time no see.”

“Well, I haven’t seen it for a long time…”

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(More exciting to come!) By the way, there is one more thing, QQ Junyang number is: [**]! The name of QQ Junyang is: [Shaoyu’s tutoring brotherhood~]! Make no mistake~! That’s so much, let’s see you next chapter, bye~! )


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