The Book of Maiden Contract

The ancients have said that they would rather demolish ten bridges than one temple, and would rather destroy ten temples than one marriage.

Hearing Marisa said that she was the man who slept with her, Lin Luo thought she was here to demolish the temple and destroy the bridge. To put it bluntly, she deliberately made trouble for herself, destroying the friendship and friendship between herself and Reimu. But when he heard her last words, Lin Luo finally remembered... Yes, he did slept with Marisa once, not only Marisa, but also Reimu, hugging left and right.

To commemorate that beautiful night, he also wrote a poem: black and white are precious, red and white are more expensive, if it is a double flight, both can be thrown away...classic, classic! Ah, it seems to digress.

In short, what Marisa is telling is the truth, but the problem is...that night the three of them were all drunk by the drunkard Suixiang, and they did nothing but hugged and slept together all night!

It's rare for him to be a beast. How could he become a beast in the eyes of Marisa? Does she think that sperm will fly around by itself? This is too pure!

Lin Luo burst into tears suddenly.

At the same time, Reimu turned his face away, not knowing what expression to face.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong!" I was embarrassed to say before, but now that I have said it, Marisa is not so entangled. Seeing that the expressions of the two are different from what I expected, I can't help but Fucked and said.

"Um, how should I put it..." Lin Luo scratched his head. His IQ exceeded 250. At this time, he felt a little bit like a fly facing a seamless egg and nowhere to lay his mouth. "Why do you think that would make you pregnant? Huh? And it's been several years. It's long past the deadline for pregnancy in October."

"Of course there is a reason." Marisa reached out to her arms, Lin Luo thought she was going to draw a gun to blow her head out to vent her anger, but in the end she took out a book and handed it over, "Look at this! "

Lin Luo reached out and took it, only to see seven characters on the cover: Nezha mischievous three thousand questions.

Lin Luo immediately felt like five thunders, but when he saw the author's signature in the lower right corner, he calmed down, because the author was...Pachuli Noreji.

Marisa held her hands and said seriously, "Although it is common sense for women to conceive in October..."

Speaking out of your mouth the five words of women’s common sense, it really makes people feel ridiculous.

Lin Luo murmured inwardly, and Marisa continued, "But the world is so great, and there are some special cases in it. For example, Nezha's mother only gave birth to Nezha after three years of pregnancy. Pregnancy also has an incubation period... Reimu has better luck, giving birth in less than a year, but this does not rule out the possibility of me being pregnant for three years!"

"..."

"..."

After listening to her, Lin Luo and Lingmeng looked at each other, speechless.

After a while, Reimu finally came back to her senses, tilted her head and looked embarrassed, "Um...I think Marisa makes sense. In fact, it was because of that incident that I gave birth to Mingmeng."

Hey, don’t pick it up quickly when you fell on the ground!

Obviously, Reimu didn't want too many people to know that she had been sexed. Since Marisa has such a theory of God, she might as well climb up the pole to conceal the truth.

Lin Luo sighed secretly, forget it, since you all don't want to be ethical, then I will throw it away too.

"Marisa, this matter... well, it's force majeure in the end, so don't care about it and live your life." Lin Luo patted Marisa on the shoulder, the hero's magical skill "force majeure" in countless harem animes, he It is easy to use.

Marisa became more shy and irritated, "How can I not care! Although I thought it should be nothing before, what should I do if I am pregnant? Now, do you think it is possible to be pregnant? "

"Well, I think so..." Lin Luo felt his chin and thought about it for a moment, and then said with a deep pain, "Although the probability is very small, we can't rule out that possibility."

"Right, right, that's why I'm bothered." Marisa sat down and said dejectedly, "Although it is not annoying to have a cute child like Mingmeng, I really can't be like Reimu. It’s not easy to discuss with outsiders about being a single mom like that shamelessly..."

"Hey, are you taunting?!" Reimu pulled his face down immediately.

But Marisa turned a deaf ear to her ears, talking to herself there alone.

"Hey, what are everyone doing? It seems to be very lively." Just as Marisa was talking to herself, Lin Luo and Reimu were relatively speechless, while Mingmeng was eating breakfast obediently, a sweet and soft one. The voice suddenly came from outside.

Everyone turned their heads reflexively, and saw at the entrance of the shrine, a girl with long green hair wearing a blue and white witch costume standing there-Sanae Dongfengtani.

"It's Sanae."

"So it was Sanae."

The enthusiasm of Reimu and Marisa was obviously not very high, they just glanced at them and turned their heads.

The corners of Sanae's eyes twitched, "That tone of disappointment...what are you two going to do? Too cold to my friend, too!"

"Ah, it's Sanae's mother!" As soon as she finished her words, Ming Meng ran over in excitement, threw herself into Sanae's arms, and rubbed her face on her chest.

"Oh, it's true that Xiao Mingmeng has said not to call my mother anymore, let alone I am embarrassed to hear, Reimu will be unhappy too." Sanae touched the girl's head in her arms, although She said so, but the bright smile on her face unreservedly exposed the joy in her heart.

"But they like Sanae's mother so much, it's soft and fragrant, and the food is delicious."

"Is that right? It's like that, hehe, actually I'm just a little bit faster than Reimu, it's no big deal."

Lin Luo sounded ashamed of these words, Sanae, this fellow, really did not miss the opportunity to compete with Reimu, Ming Meng is so attached to her, her vanity is also greatly satisfied.

But then again, regardless of her appearance, Sanae is more like a mother than Reimu, regardless of her attitude or the atmosphere of getting along. If someone who doesn’t know the truth sees Sanae and Mingmeng hugging each other, they will probably think that She is Mingmeng's biological mother... Sure enough, she is indeed a miracle maiden known as a wife.

and many more!

Since Mingmeng calls Sanae her mother, how should she call her?

Lin Luo began to think about things.

Oppositely, after putting down the dream of hanging a koala on her, Sanae took a few steps forward, looked at Lin Luo with a slight smile, and said generously: "It's been a long time since I saw you. I'm glad to see you again. "

"You don't seem to be surprised at all?" Lin Luo was a little bit strange. Before, whether it was Reimu or Marisa, he was a little surprised when he saw him, but Sanae's attitude at this moment was unusually calm.

Is it because Sanae has no ambiguity with herself?

Sanae smiled calmly, "Because I do sacrifices every morning, Lord God told me that I will see an unexpected person today. To say that I was surprised, I have been surprised before."

"So that's it." Lin Luo nodded, walked a few steps forward, and stretched out his hand, "Then let me say something, I'm glad to see you again... Mama Sanae."

The hand that Sanae had just stretched out was directly shrunk back by Lin Luo's "Mother Sanae", and roared blushingly, "Don't bark, it will cause misunderstanding!"

"That's right. So... Aunt Sanae."

"What kind of trouble does that look like facing Obasan? Does it deliberately make me angry?" Sanae suddenly became angry.

Lin Luo apologized, "Sorry, I was wrong, Sanae-chan."

"Don't add sauce! Really, just call me like I did before."

"I've always called you that way before, Sanae's wife."

"..." After changing the four names in succession, Sanae suddenly became weak, and sighed in pain with her hand on her forehead, "Ah, forget it, this super ghost-like aura is still as strong as ever."

"By the way, what were you guys talking about just now?" Sanae quickly ignored Lin Luo's moles and asked Reimu and Marisa.

"Uh, this...actually nothing, haha." The two chuckled. They didn't want to talk to other people about the topic just now, but their IQs were too low, and they were obviously not good at lying, even if the IQ was not high. 'S Sanae can also see that they are deliberately covering up.

"It's suspicious." Sanae stared at them.

Lin Luo shook his head secretly, fortunately that he deliberately molested Sanae to change the subject, completely in vain.

"Actually..." Lin Luo had no choice but to speak again, trying to fudge the question, but before he could finish, Ming Meng pulled Sanae's sleeve and said innocently and cheerfully, "Mom and Dad were talking about Shuangfei just now."

Bang bang bang!

As soon as Ming Meng said this, the three people over there had already rushed to the street.

Shuangfei Shuangfei, such an evil thing, how can you speak so cheerfully?

Although Marisa is very pure, she can at least know that Shuangfei is a very lustful term, but Sanae, who is known as a wife, obviously doesn't know it, and said at a loss: "What is Shuangfei?"

Ming Meng smiled and explained to her: "Two women and a man sleep together, which is double flying, Pa Qiuli told me. Also, I am my father and mother Marisa who came out of double flying."

The three people who were the protagonists of Shuangfei just got up and fell to the ground again.

"What!" Sanae finally understood, her face changed drastically, almost a conditioned reflex, holding Mingmeng and backing out a few meters, blushing and shouting at the three of them, "You...you...you are so bad. Pure!"

…

Ten minutes later, after a long and painstaking explanation, Sanae finally understood that the so-called Shuangfei was not what she thought, it was just that they were drunk and accidentally slept together.

"Really, even if it's just like this, you can't say it in front of Mingmeng. It will teach the children. You are really messed up!" Although Sanae understood the situation, she was still a little dissatisfied and calmly reprimanded the three of them. .

Originally born in the outside world, although she was used to the life of Gensokyo, she was obviously clearer in common sense than the sisters of Gensokyo, and compared to these three, her morality was infinite.

"Yes, yes, we will never say it again in the future." The three nodded again and again. They really have no room for refutation. Who would have thought that Ming Meng's knowledge is so extensive that even the profound words like Shuang Fei can understand …It's all Mu Q's fault!

Seeing the three of them determined to change their previous mistakes, Sanae was not angry anymore. She pinched her chin, her face was a little curious, "But then again, it's incredible that you can have a baby if you sleep together like that. ."

"This is Gensokyo, and common sense does not apply here, Sanae, you are still far behind." Marisa suddenly looked like a senior, and the old **** said.

In other words, this guy was shy just now, and he turned really fast.

Sanae nodded in agreement, "That's right, everything can happen to Gensokyo, and I won't be surprised if Marisa gives birth to a child another day."

"..." Marisa suddenly stopped talking.

Lin Luo: "..."

Reimu:"…"

The two looked at each other, turned their heads aside, and kept their mouths shut, just thinking in their hearts: These two bear children are really pure!

"Okay, I won't talk about this matter, business matters are important." Seeing Marisa did not speak any more, Sanae immediately looked straight, and said to Reimu and Marisa, "What you said last time, you are ready. No?"

"Ah, that matter, indeed, it's time too." Reimu nodded, changing from the laziness of the past, rarely showing a somewhat serious expression.

At the same time, Marisa also reappeared domineeringly, "I originally came here for this. Today, I must kill that guy without leaving a piece of armor... But to be honest, that guy is not only strong, but also has a super fortune, even if It is the three of us who joined forces, and it is very difficult to defeat her."

After speaking, she couldn't help showing a distressed expression.

"That's right." Sanae nodded, "So, in order to completely defeat her and let her never stand up, the three of us must cooperate with all our strength. First of all, we need to suppress her fortune!"

"Fortune... This mission Reimu is very suitable," Marisa said.

Reimu thought for a moment, "It is indeed possible to suppress her fortune with my lucky value, okay, let this be over."

Sanae said, "Then my task is to assist Marisa and use my miraculous power to give you a channel."

Marisa said, "In the end, I gathered all my strength and attacked her directly!"

"This is the battle plan!" As they spoke, the three of them put their hands together, magnificently.

How is this going?

Seeing the three major city managers discussing so seriously to deal with an enemy, Lin Luo was completely stunned.

"Wait! What are you talking about? Also, who is she? It is worthy of the three of you to join forces." Lin Luo couldn't help asking, being affected by their aura, he also cared a little. The abyss demon can't make it.

The eyes of the three of them shot at him and said in unison: "Who else can! Of course it is Gensokyo's biggest and most **** local tyrant-Remilia Scarlet!"

"what?!"