The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

In the armored tank, half-dead military cadets lay on the floor, including Jiang He, who had just learned to drive a mecha.

What they fear most now is that Fengling will say, "Jiang He, get out."

Andrew wiped his face and asked expectantly: "Jiang He, tell the truth, will your physique always attract strange beasts?"

Jiang He was also very tired. Fengling found that he was particularly sluggish when escaping in a standard mecha, and bluntly said that he had talent, and then he always acted as a bait, because Fengling firmly believed that training when life and death is at stake is the best and can stimulate people's potential.

He looked at the top of the armored tank with dull eyes, "The fortune teller said I will be unlucky for a few months."

Andrew finally despaired and the military exercises were over.

The others also wanted to die, and after hearing this answer, they didn't want to move.

"Who is the master who tells your fortune? It's pretty accurate." Andrew no longer dared to say that Jianghe was lucky. He always attracted high-scoring and ferocious beasts. He was about to vomit.

Jiang He got up and said seriously: "Of course it's me. I'm a self-taught fortune teller. Hey, it seems it's time to eat..."

The cadets present jumped up and hurriedly stopped him, "Don't go out, just eat in the armored tank."

They were really afraid of Jiang He's physique that attracted strange beasts, and they still wanted to have a good meal.

Feng Bo felt the same way. He brought the chicken noodle soup into the armored tank. Even Fengling didn't have any objection to him eating soupy food in the tank. He obviously agreed with his teammates to take care of it.

If you want to take a shot, wait until you are full and drunk before taking a shot.

Jiang He ate delicious chicken noodle soup and calmly watched the birds in the sky defecate on the tank's protective cover. It didn't happen to him anyway, so it didn't matter.

When the military exercise was over, he immediately hid in the house and refused to go out.

Jiang He didn't know that the enthusiastic Star Network viewers had already given him a nickname.

Everyone affectionately called him - the man blessed by heaven!

By the time he knew the nickname, there was no way he could take it back.

The optical computers in the hands of students participating in the military exercise cannot connect to the star network, so they can only check the rankings of each team.

Everyone can see that Fengling's team has accumulated as many points as they can, which is unmatched.

Nangong Mei felt depressed. Her team was now in second place. It was not because her team was not capable, but because of bad luck.

"Why can't I meet a beast with higher points?" Nangong Mei was depressed and confused.

She's not stupid either. You can tell what's going on at Wind Ling's side at a glance. She must have encountered those powerful alien beasts and Zerg with high points to get such a dazzling score.

The red-haired young man comforted her, "Captain, our points are as follows. In the armored tank, half-dead cadets were lying on the floor, including the society. Jiang He has been piloting a mecha for a short time.

What they fear most now is that Fengling will say, "Jiang He, get out."

Andrew wiped his face and asked expectantly: "Jiang He, tell the truth, will your physique always attract strange beasts?"

Jiang He was also very tired. Fengling found that he was particularly sluggish when escaping in a standard mecha, and bluntly said that he had talent, and then he always acted as a bait, because Fengling firmly believed that training when life and death is at stake is the best and can stimulate people's potential.

He looked at the top of the armored tank with dull eyes, "The fortune teller said I will be unlucky for a few months."

Andrew finally despaired and the military exercises were over.

The others also wanted to die, and after hearing this answer, they didn't want to move.

"Who is the master who tells your fortune? It's pretty accurate." Andrew no longer dared to say that Jianghe was lucky. He always attracted high-scoring and ferocious beasts. He was about to vomit.

Jiang He got up and said seriously: "Of course it's me. I'm a self-taught fortune teller. Hey, it seems it's time to eat..."

The cadets present jumped up and hurriedly stopped him, "Don't go out, just eat in the armored tank."

They were really afraid of Jiang He's physique that attracted strange beasts, and they still wanted to have a good meal.

Feng Bo felt the same way. He brought the chicken noodle soup into the armored tank. Even Fengling didn't have any objection to him eating soupy food in the tank. He obviously agreed with his teammates to take care of it.

If you want to take a shot, wait until you are full and drunk before taking a shot.

Jiang He ate delicious chicken noodle soup and calmly watched the birds in the sky defecate on the tank's protective cover. It didn't happen to him anyway, so it didn't matter.

When the military exercise was over, he immediately hid in the house and refused to go out.

Jiang He didn't know that the enthusiastic Star Network viewers had already given him a nickname.

Everyone affectionately called him - the man blessed by heaven!

By the time he knew the nickname, there was no way he could take it back.

The optical computers in the hands of students participating in the military exercise cannot connect to the star network, so they can only check the rankings of each team.

Everyone can see that Fengling's team has accumulated as many points as they can, which is unmatched.

Nangong Mei felt depressed. Her team was now in second place. It was not because her team was not capable, but because of bad luck.

"Why can't I meet a beast with higher points?" Nangong Mei was depressed and confused.

She's not stupid either. You can tell what's going on at Fengling's side at a glance. She must have encountered those powerful alien beasts and Zerg with high points to get such a dazzling score.

The red-haired young man comforted her, "Captain, our points

The military cadet, who couldn't hold it steady and could only eat the noodles with a spoon, said with happiness on his face.

Everyone nodded in agreement. Their captain was too cruel, but he couldn't see them taking it easy.

Jiang He was holding a big bowl and huddled in a corner of the armored tank, not daring to say a word.

These days, his teammates looked at him with a complex look of love and hate. He was really afraid that one day his hatred would outweigh his love and they would give him a group beating. His fragile Phantom Sound Master body could not withstand the mecha. Warrior violence.

At this time, the teammate in charge of the alert came over and reported, "Captain, there is an unknown signal ahead."

Fengling put down the bowl calmly and said, "Contact the other party."

The total points of the military exercise are based on who kills the most alien beasts. Killing each other is not encouraged, but there are always guys who want to take shortcuts and come over to grab the space equipment containing the trophies at the end of the military exercise. Anyway, as long as no one is killed, they won't. be punished.

The headquarters also acquiesced in this kind of behavior. After all, no matter how unanimously human beings are to the outside world, struggles between planets still exist, and there are also some inexplicable personal vendettas.

For example, Zhongmeixing, in the Blue Star era, liked to be the world's policeman and beat up many countries, which was outraged by both humans and gods. It is said that the largest bandit gang in the interstellar was jointly established by the descendants of the countries it bullied in the Blue Star era, with the goal of doing the opposite. Beat all the beautiful stars and never waver for a thousand years.

Next is Shengri Star. The residents of this planet were an island country in the Blue Star era. They claim to be the people of the sun. They want to go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun... From the Blue Star era, they have been at odds with their Yanhuang Star until now. This is a legacy of history. There are still many problems.

Once again, it is the Universe Star. This planet is pitifully small, but its citizens have a kind of obsessive self-confidence. They always think that they are the center of the universe and focus on plastic surgery for a thousand years without wavering... The humans in the interstellar world are too lazy to correct their common sense mistakes. , just want to go to the planet to admire those artificial handsome men and beauties.

But although there are many handsome men and beautiful women, they are not very friendly to patients with face blindness. When everyone went to Star Network to chat, well, it was not that they were face blind, but that most of the handsome men and beautiful women looked exactly the same, as if they were mass-produced from the same template.

There are also some inexplicable small planets, such as the strange planet that believes in the superiority of men and the inferiority of women. It even has a toilet only for men. Of course, women don't dare to use it because it is in the open air without shelter. When men from other planets go to that planet, they always look miserable and are watched every time they go to the toilet. Only the locals carelessly walk around to show off their size.

The local government is determined not to build bunkers. They believe that enjoying the natural scenery in the open air will not cause constipation, and it can also catch spies. Spies from other planets are not used to using open-air toilets, so they can catch them with certainty.

Nangong Mei beat this strange soldier who refused to build a toilet for women and looked down upon women whenever he saw them. She never showed mercy.

The faces of those military cadets who were beaten up by Nangong Mei were so humiliated and humiliated that they could only eat noodles with a spoon. said happily.

Everyone nodded in agreement. Their captain was too cruel, but he couldn't see them taking it easy.

Jiang He was holding a big bowl and huddled in a corner of the armored tank, not daring to say a word.

These days, his teammates looked at him with a complex look of love and hate. He was really afraid that one day his hatred would outweigh his love and they would give him a group beating. His fragile Phantom Sound Master body could not withstand the mecha. Warrior violence.

At this time, the teammate in charge of the alert came over and reported, "Captain, there is an unknown signal ahead."

Fengling put down the bowl calmly and said, "Contact the other party."

The total points of the military exercise are based on who kills the most alien beasts. Killing each other is not encouraged, but there are always guys who want to take shortcuts and come over to grab the space equipment containing the trophies at the end of the military exercise. Anyway, as long as no one is killed, they won't. be punished.

The command headquarters also acquiesced in this kind of behavior. After all, no matter how unified human beings are to the outside world, struggles between planets still exist, and there are also some inexplicable personal hatreds.

For example, Zhongmeixing, in the Blue Star era, liked to be the world's policeman and beat up many countries, which was outraged by both humans and gods. It is said that the largest bandit gang in the interstellar was jointly established by the descendants of the countries it bullied in the Blue Star era, with the goal of doing the opposite. Beat all the beautiful stars and never waver for a thousand years.

Next is Shengri Star. The residents of this planet were an island country in the Blue Star era. They claim to be the people of the sun. They want to go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun... From the Blue Star era, they have been at odds with their Yanhuang Star until now. This is a legacy of history. There are still many problems.

Once again, it is the Universe Star. This planet is pitifully small, but its citizens have a kind of obsessive self-confidence. They always think that they are the center of the universe and focus on plastic surgery for a thousand years without wavering... The humans in the interstellar world are too lazy to correct their common sense mistakes. , just want to go to the planet to admire those artificial handsome men and beauties.

But although there are many handsome men and beautiful women, they are not very friendly to patients with face blindness. When everyone went to Star Network to chat, well, it was not that they were face blind, but that most of the handsome men and beautiful women looked exactly the same, as if they were mass-produced from the same template.

There are also some inexplicable small planets, such as the strange planet that believes in the superiority of men and the inferiority of women. It even has a toilet only for men. Of course, women don't dare to use it because it is in the open air without shelter. When men from other planets go to that planet, they always look miserable and are watched every time they go to the toilet. Only the locals carelessly walk around to compare their size.

The local government is determined not to build bunkers. They believe that enjoying the natural scenery in the open air will not cause constipation, and it can also catch spies. Spies from other planets are not used to using open-air toilets, so they can catch them with certainty.

Nangong Mei beat this strange soldier who refused to build a toilet for women and looked down upon women whenever he saw them. She never showed mercy.

Those who were beaten up by Nangong Mei were embarrassed

Andrew had a smile on his face. As a family of profiteers who could knock out people's bones, he was best at negotiating contracts with people.

Nangong Mei suddenly felt bad and quickly dragged the bespectacled girl over.

Although she is a shy girl, when it is profitable, she can activate Bambi's cute ray, which can last for several days without getting tired.

Long Hao's teeth were almost broken.

He stared at the handsome blond man opposite, and the girl who kept losing her glasses because she was too shy, so she simply didn't wear them, and finally showed her innocent and cute face, his eyes almost became cross-eyed.

In the eyes of Xingwang viewers, the wind of Douenxing is so soft, the flowers are so fragrant, the handsome men and beauties are so well matched, their manners are elegant, their temperaments are elegant, and they can be included in the top ten famous paintings.

However, if you listen closely, you can find that the conversation between these two people, whose every move can be called a model of nobility, is full of the smell of copper.

The girl chuckled lightly, with a ladylike look in her hands, "Brother An is indeed from a family of profiteers. He will take away half of his credit points when he opens his mouth."

The handsome young man returned the smile with aristocratic demeanor, "Sister Xiaoxun is also very good. Her bargaining skills are admirable, and she has the nerve to speak even with one-tenth of her credit points."

The viewers of Star Network were all disgusted with the cold. Is this the legendary painting skin? No, it should be said that he is a well-dressed beast!

As the old saying goes, the more beautiful things are, the more poisonous they are.

Only Long Hao was trembling with anger again, and his resentment towards Jiang He deepened. It was clear that the girl with glasses was a treasure he had discovered, and he felt that only he could make her take off her glasses shyly, but what the hell was this harmonious scene in front of him!

The system appeared again and asked puzzledly: "Host, the curse has deepened further, and the hero's halo has been weakened again. What have you done?"

Jiang He looked innocent and determined not to take the blame, "I'm a pacifist and I didn't do anything!"

He touched his chin, looked at the two people negotiating in front of him, glanced at the place where Long Hao was, and said thoughtfully: "Actually, the reason is not difficult to guess. All the girls belong to the male protagonist. He was beaten. It’s shameful.” According to Long Aotian’s law of slaps in the face, he can always step down on the man who steals girls from him. The more girls he steals and the more successful he is, the more the hero’s aura will be deepened.

The system curiously went around the Star Network and finally realized, "The host is right. There are fewer and fewer girls following the male protagonist on the Star Network. It seems that all the girls are applying for acupuncture and beauty treatments..."

Probably because it hurt too much, the male protagonist's wisdom halo finally stopped working.

After reading the situation on Xingwang, the system was speechless, "I can't believe that most of the people applying for acupuncture are women."

Jiang Hehehe, that’s because women can do anything for the sake of beauty, so what does acupuncture mean? Cutting off legs and adding steel bars to grow ten centimeters taller, grinding bones to make a face with oval seeds, chopping ribs to make a slim waist... With a smile on his face, he is the best at negotiating contracts with people as he comes from a family of profiteers who can knock out people's bones.

Nangong Mei suddenly felt bad and quickly dragged the bespectacled girl over.

Although she is a shy girl, when it is profitable, she can activate Bambi's cute ray, which can last for several days without getting tired.

Long Hao's teeth were almost broken.

He stared at the handsome blond man opposite, and the girl who kept losing her glasses because she was too shy, so she simply didn't wear them, and finally showed her innocent and cute face, his eyes almost became cross-eyed.

In the eyes of Xingwang viewers, the wind of Douenxing is so soft, the flowers are so fragrant, the handsome men and beauties are so well matched, their manners are elegant, their temperaments are elegant, and they can be included in the top ten famous paintings.

However, if you listen closely, you can find that the conversation between these two people, whose every move can be called a model of nobility, is full of the smell of copper.

The girl chuckled lightly, with a ladylike look in her hands, "Brother An is worthy of being from a family of profiteers. He will take away half of his credit points when he opens his mouth."

The handsome young man returned the smile with aristocratic demeanor, "Sister Xiaoxun is also very good. Her bargaining skills are admirable, and she has the nerve to speak even with one-tenth of her credit points."

The viewers of Xingwang were all disgusted with the cold. Is this the legendary painting skin? No, it should be said that he is a well-dressed beast!

As the old saying goes, the more beautiful things are, the more poisonous they are.

Only Long Hao was trembling with anger again, and his resentment towards Jiang He deepened. It was clear that the girl with glasses was a treasure he had discovered, and he felt that only he could make her take off her glasses shyly, but what the hell was this harmonious scene in front of him!

The system appeared again and asked puzzledly: "Host, the curse has deepened further, and the hero's aura has been weakened again. What have you done?"

Jiang He looked innocent and determined not to take the blame, "I'm a pacifist and I didn't do anything!"

He touched his chin, looked at the two people negotiating in front of him, glanced at the place where Long Hao was, and said thoughtfully: "Actually, the reason is not difficult to guess. All the girls belong to the male protagonist. He was beaten. It’s shameful.” According to Long Aotian’s law of slaps in the face, he can always step down on the man who steals girls from him. The more girls he steals and the more successful he is, the more the hero’s aura will be deepened.

The system curiously went around the Star Network and finally realized, "The host is right. There are fewer and fewer girls following the male protagonist on the Star Network. It seems that all the girls are applying for acupuncture and beauty treatments..."

Probably because it hurt too much, the male protagonist's wisdom halo finally stopped working.

After reading the situation on Xingwang, the system was speechless, "I can't believe that most of the people applying for acupuncture are women."

Jiang He, haha, that's because women can do anything for beauty, what's acupuncture? Saw off legs and add steel bars just to grow ten centimeters taller, grind bones for a melon-seed face, cut ribs for a thin waist...

They divided the food and were relieved to find that the piglets had all grown meat.

Feng Ling was originally worried that there would be a group of people fighting for monsters. What if the number of monsters was not fierce enough for the military academy students to fight? Then she happily found that Jiang He's unlucky physique was further upgraded, attracting more monsters!

Nangong Mei's team harvested prey happily, and the monsters they shot down were specially picked up. The fat, fresh and without obvious scars were sent directly to Jiang He.

What a big treasure, I must bribe it.

At night, it was time for the illusionist to show his skills.

Long Hao was so angry that he trembled again. The scene he least wanted to see happened.

Suona is a music hooligan. When the king of music faced the hooligan, he could only retreat step by step, and the dignity of the king was gone.

The audience of Star Network shook their heads, "I only heard the sound of the suona, the sound of the piano was completely suppressed."

"The king was teased by the gangster and had no power to fight back."

"So who said that the suona can't be on stage? No matter where it goes, the other instruments can only whine..."

"That's right, it's quite fun to listen to."

"..."

Long Hao was so angry that he felt dizzy and insisted on playing solo, not wanting to play with the gangster suona.

The muscular big man of 1.9 meters looked at him with disappointment, "Do you look down on the suona?"

Long Hao felt cold, he obviously didn't have a white lotus face, so he shouldn't pretend to be a white lotus! And why should a grown man pretend to be a white lotus?

Jiang He didn't care, he could successfully disgust Long Hao, which was also a way to vent his anger.

Long Hao finally succeeded in grabbing everyone's attention because he "created" another "new song".

However, this time, whether it was Star Network or the military academy students who were still present, their evaluation of him was further reduced.

If you are narrow-minded and cannot tolerate people who are better than you, no matter how talented you are, people will not like you.

The number of girls in the Star Network has decreased due to acupuncture, and now it has further decreased. Many girls are puzzled. Why did they think Long Hao was so handsome that they had to have a relationship with him?

Nangong Mei's team has been very tired these days, but seeing that their team's score bar is getting higher and higher, it doesn't matter.

Only Jiang He was depressed in the armored tank. He was similar to those ladies who hid in the boudoir in ancient times. No one was willing to let him go out for a walk.

Andrew came in with food to accompany him, and comforted him by the way: "Please bear with it. There are too many monsters. We can't kill them all."

There are too many monsters, which is really painful and happy. Jiang He must not be in trouble, otherwise how can we attract monsters in the future?

On this day, everyone passed a big river.

Douen Star is indeed famous for its vast area. The river looks like the sea.

Jiang He looked at the huge lobsters in the river that jumped very fast and high enough to shame the world high jump champion, and he didn't know what to say.

He swallowed his saliva secretly and commented: "This must be a lot of meat."

Seeing that the smallest lobster was one meter long, there must be a lot of meat after cutting off the head and tail. Everyone swallowed their saliva and their eyes were hot. These are river fish, delicious and meaty river fish!

However, what is surprising is that the combat effectiveness of lobsters is not lower than that of land beasts.

Their shells are very hard and can withstand energy guns.

"Everyone be careful!" Feng Ling's combat instinct issued a warning.

A stream of ice mist sprayed out from the river, and Feng Bo's mecha was frozen at the first time. Dozens of lobsters pounced on it, and soon there were holes everywhere on the mecha.

A mechanical voice sounded: "The damage to the mecha exceeds 10%... 30%... 70%..."

Nangong Mei was stunned, "This is a live frozen lobster!" If it weren't for the high lethality, it would be really thoughtful. He froze himself and saved the trouble of freezing the raw lobster slices.

The teammate next to him screamed: "Captain, we are running out of chefs!"

Nangong Mei came back to her senses instantly and rushed to rescue him. The chef is very important and it concerns their physical and mental happiness.

At this time, Feng Bo's mecha was covered with lobsters, and the mecha was so damaged that it could no longer be started.

Everyone didn't dare to use energy guns, so they had to take out mecha knives and cut off the lobsters on Feng Bo's mecha.

Feng Ling operated the mecha to spray, and had to be careful not to burn the inside of the mecha. They divided the food and were relieved to find that the piglets had all grown meat.

Feng Ling was originally worried that there would be a group of people fighting for monsters. What if the number of monsters was not fierce enough for the military academy students to fight? Then she happily found that Jiang He's unlucky physique was further upgraded, attracting more monsters!

Nangong Mei's team harvested the prey happily, and the monsters they shot down were specially picked up. The fat and fresh ones without obvious scars were sent directly to Jiang He.

What a big treasure, I must bribe it.

At night, it was time for the illusionist to show his skills.

Long Hao was shaking with anger again, and the scene he least wanted to see happened.

The suona is a music hooligan. When the king of music faces the hooligan, he can only retreat step by step, and the king's dignity is all gone.

The audience of Star Network shook their heads, "I only heard the sound of the suona, and the sound of the piano was completely drowned out."

"The king was teased by the hooligan and had no power to fight back."

"So who on earth said that the suona can't be put on the stage? No matter where it goes, the other instruments can only play..."

"That's right, it's quite fun to hear."

"..."

Long Hao was so angry that he was dizzy and insisted on playing solo, not wanting to play in an ensemble with the rogue Suona.

The muscular man who was about 1.9 meters tall looked at him with a disappointed expression, "Do you look down on Suona?"

Long Hao hates the cold. He obviously doesn't have the face of a white lotus, so he shouldn't pretend to be a white lotus! And what kind of white lotus can a grown man pretend to be?

Jiang He didn't care. Being able to successfully disgust Long Hao was considered as venting his bad breath.

Long Hao finally succeeded in grabbing everyone's attention because he "created" a "new song".

However, this time, regardless of whether it was Star Network or the military students present, their evaluation of him was further reduced.

He is narrow-minded and cannot tolerate people who are better than him. No matter how talented he is, he cannot be liked by others.

A large number of girls in Xingwang were originally reduced due to acupuncture, but now they have been further reduced. Many girls are quite confused. Why did they think that Long Hao was so handsome that people and gods were outraged before, and they insisted on having an affair with him?

Nangong Mei's team has been very tired these days, but seeing their team's score bar getting higher and higher, it doesn't feel like it's anything.

Jiang He was the only one who stayed depressed in the armored tank. He was similar to those ladies who hid in the boudoir in ancient times. No one was willing to let him go out to show off.

Andrew came in with food to accompany him, and comforted him: "If you don't bear it any longer, there are too many strange beasts and we can't kill them."

There are too many strange beasts, which is really painful and joyful. We must not let anything happen to Jianghe, otherwise how will we attract monsters in the future?

On this day, everyone passed by a big river.

Douenxing is famous for its vast area. The river looks almost like the sea.

Jiang He looked at the huge lobsters in the river that jumped so fast and with a height that would put the world's high jump champion to shame, and he didn't know what to say.

He swallowed secretly and commented: "This must be a lot of meat."

Seeing that the smallest lobster is one meter long, there must be a lot of meat after the head and tail are cut off. Everyone is swallowing their saliva and their eyes are hot. These are river delicacies, delicious and meaty river delicacies!

However, what is surprising is that the combat effectiveness of lobsters is not lower than that of land animals.

Their shells are so hard that they can actually withstand energy guns.

"Everyone, be careful!" Fengling's fighting instinct warned.

A stream of ice mist sprayed out from the river, and Feng Bo's mecha was immediately frozen. Dozens of lobsters pounced on it, and soon there were holes all over the mecha.

A mechanical sound sounded: "The mecha is damaged by more than 10%...30%...70%..."

Nangong Mei was dumbfounded when she saw it, "This is a live frozen lobster!" If it wasn't too lethal, it would be so considerate. She froze herself and didn't even have to freeze the raw lobster slices.

The teammate next to him shouted: "Captain, we are almost out of chefs!"

Nangong Mei came to her senses instantly and rushed to the rescue. The chef was very important and related to their physical and mental happiness.

At this time, Feng Bo's mecha was covered with lobsters, and the mecha was so damaged that it could no longer be started.

Everyone did not dare to use the energy gun, so they had to take out the mecha knife and chop off the lobster on Feng Bo's mecha.

Fengling was operating the mecha with a spray gun, and had to be careful not to burn the inside of the mecha.