The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

When she saw Jiang He's lace-covered lolita robot butler, Fengling's brows twitched and she couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong with your robot butler?"

She looked at Jiang He meaningfully, she didn't expect you to be like this Jiang He.

Jiang He almost showed an expression as if he had a toothache. This was the original person's aesthetics, not his.

He explained: "I always wanted a sister, so..."

Fengling knew that in the interstellar age, many men and women disliked the trouble of dating real people and would rather have robots as partners. Interstellar laws also protect your freedom, but your robot husband/wife has no human rights.

There are also some people who cannot accept the death of their loved ones, so they deliberately hand over photos of their loved ones to robot companies and set the robots to look like their deceased loved ones. Therefore, it is not strange that Jiang He’s robot butler is designed to look like a lolita.

Fengling was thoughtful, Jiang He seemed to be an orphan? No wonder I want a sister...

Jiang He touched his nose and explained: "I feel that Xiao Yin Yin's cooking menu is not user-friendly, and I would like to modify it. The ingredients obtained from Dou Enxing are too high-end, and cooking with ordinary programs always feels a bit wasteful." He expressed He spread his hands and said helplessly, "The requirements are probably too high. Xiao Yin Yin's brain chip can't handle it and is burned out."

That's why some of the robot butler's behaviors are abnormal, and it looks like it's broken - but in fact it's really broken.

"This robot of yours is an old model from a few years ago." Fengling asked him strangely, "It is almost an antique. Why don't you replace it with the latest model? You are not short of money."

"I know, but Xiao Yin Yin has been with me for two years!" Jiang He smiled. The original owner regarded Xiao Yin Yin as half of his family, "I can't bear to part with him."

Fengling stopped talking. Unless the bodyguard robots in the Feng family mansion had to be replaced with new ones frequently, they would not be willing to replace ordinary household robots after they got used to them.

Fengling had learned mechanical repair and immediately took apart the robot shell.

After checking, she said: "There is no problem with the brain chip. I think it should be a software problem." When checking the software, she said strangely, "Generally speaking, software problems are rare."

Jiang He squatted next to him and handed her the tools, "It used to be fine before, but the problem probably occurred because I asked it to be innovative in cooking." At this point, he couldn't help but shake his head, "Robots are just stupid, new cooking methods It must be accurate to the milligram. I always say the right amount of salt and the right amount of soy sauce and sugar. Xiao Yinyin is probably crazy about the right amount... These robots don't know how to turn and can't even control the right amount. How can they become an interstellar chef?"

Fengling was speechless, so you tossed the doctor, tossed the Phantom Sounder, and then tossed the Zerg. Now is it finally your turn to toss the robot?

Fengling's mechanical repair ability is very good, and he can quickly check out the problem, and he will soon find out the problem. When the robot butler came on, Fengling's brows twitched and she couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong with your robot butler?"

She looked at Jiang He meaningfully, she didn't expect you to be like this Jiang He.

Jiang He almost showed an expression as if he had a toothache. This was the original person's aesthetics, not his.

He explained: "I always wanted a sister, so..."

Fengling knew that in the interstellar age, many men and women disliked the trouble of dating real people and would rather have robots as partners. Interstellar laws also protect your freedom, but your robot husband/wife has no human rights.

There are also some people who cannot accept the death of their loved ones, so they deliberately hand over photos of their loved ones to robot companies and set the robots to look like their deceased loved ones. Therefore, it is not strange that Jiang He’s robot butler is designed to look like a lolita.

Fengling was thoughtful, Jiang He seemed to be an orphan? No wonder I want a sister...

Jiang He touched his nose and explained: "I feel that Xiao Yin Yin's cooking menu is not user-friendly, and I would like to modify it. The ingredients obtained from Dou Enxing are too high-end, and cooking with ordinary programs always feels a bit wasteful." He expressed He spread his hands and said helplessly, "The requirements are probably too high. Xiao Yin Yin's brain chip can't handle it and is burned out."

That's why some of the robot butler's behaviors are abnormal, and it looks like it's broken - but in fact it's really broken.

"This robot of yours is an old model from a few years ago." Fengling asked him strangely, "It is almost an antique. Why don't you replace it with the latest model? You are not short of money."

"I know, but Xiao Yin Yin has been with me for two years!" Jiang He smiled. The original owner regarded Xiao Yin Yin as half of his family, "I can't bear to part with him."

Fengling stopped talking. Unless the bodyguard robots in the Feng family mansion had to be replaced with new ones frequently, ordinary household robots would not be willing to replace them after they got used to them.

Fengling had learned mechanical repair and immediately took apart the robot shell.

After checking, she said: "There is no problem with the brain chip. I think it should be a software problem." When checking the software, she said strangely, "Generally speaking, software problems are rare."

Jiang He squatted next to him and handed her the tools, "It used to be fine before, but maybe the problem arose because I asked it to be innovative in cooking." At this point, he couldn't help but shake his head, "The robot is just stupid, new cooking methods It must be accurate to the milligram. I say the right amount of salt and the right amount of soy sauce and sugar. Xiao Yinyin is probably crazy about the right amount... These robots don't know how to turn and can't even control the right amount. How can they become an interstellar chef?"

Feng Ling was speechless. So you messed with the doctor, the sound master, and the Zerg, and now it's finally your turn to mess with the robot?

Feng Ling's mechanical repair ability is very good, and he quickly checked the problem.

Friends laughed at him.

Feng Ling didn't dare to bite her teeth, for fear of biting her lips like last time.

Hold it! Jiang He, a delicate sound master, didn't cry out in pain, so how could a mecha warrior cry out in pain first?

The two people smiled brightly at each other in pain, then turned their heads, their expressions twisted and their faces hideous.

Xiao Yinyin has started recording them.

It is an excellent robot butler, strictly abides by the master's requirements, and every time he inserts an acupuncture needle, he must record it.

But this time there are two people, will it send two copies of the video later?

The robot's center is spinning rapidly, no need to think, two copies will definitely be sent for two people.

Half an hour later, the two people sweated profusely and got up from the ground.

Acupuncture stimulation has a characteristic. Although the process is worse than death, there is a sense of ecstasy after the acupuncture, as if you can fly.

Unlike exercising under a gravity machine, you are exhausted and basically collapse directly after the end.

Unfortunately, Feng Ling did not upgrade.

She regretted it for a moment and stopped thinking about it. Anyway, she would get acupuncture next time.

She looked at the tester in Jiang He's hand and asked in surprise, "You haven't upgraded either?"

"My mental power was upgraded not long ago, and so is my physical fitness. Now it's level B." Jiang He said with a look of longing in his eyes, "I plan to customize a mecha after my physical fitness is upgraded to level A."

Feng Ling blinked and couldn't help but admire, "Your physical fitness was only level C before the military exercise, right? It's upgraded again in such a short time, so amazing! Your mental power is double S now?"

Jiang He nodded and said with a smile, "Wasn't I very unlucky during the military exercise? I have been releasing my mental power, which is also a disguised way of training my mental power, so I upgraded not long after I came back."

"I think it has something to do with your daily acupuncture." Feng Ling sometimes felt that she could see the shadow of the principal of the First Military Academy in Jiang He. He was really the strongest person she had ever seen.

Suddenly, Feng Ling thought of something and said in surprise: "By the way, you don't seem to be unlucky anymore."

Jiang He nodded again, feeling very happy, "No birds are flying over my head anymore, finally I don't have to hold an umbrella anymore."

Haha, just because he holds an umbrella to block shit every day, someone actually spreads rumors on the Star Network that he is a sissy who looks good but is useless. He really has no place to complain.

"In fact, they are all very grateful for your bad luck during the military exercise. Our team killed a lot of exotic beasts. Now on the black market, the price of exotic beasts on Douen Star is ten times or even a hundred times higher than before." Feng Ling's eyes were more smiling.

Jiang He looked at her in astonishment, "Why are the exotic beasts on Douen Star so valuable suddenly?"

"Because Douen Star is not yet in the cosmic storm time,,Friends are laughing at me.

Feng Ling didn't dare to bite her teeth, fearing that she would bite her lips like last time.

Hold it in! Jiang He, a delicate and precious illusionist, didn't even cry out in pain, so how could a mecha warrior cry out in pain first?

The two smiled brightly at each other in pain, then turned their heads with distorted and hideous expressions.

Xiao Yinyin has already started recording them.

It is an excellent robot butler, strictly following the master's requirements, and every time he inserts an acupuncture needle, he has to record it.

But this time there are two people, will it send two videos later?

Machine The robot's central nervous system was spinning rapidly. Without thinking, two people would definitely get two copies.

Half an hour later, the two people were sweating profusely and got up from the ground.

Acupuncture stimulation has a characteristic. Although the process is worse than death, there is a kind of refreshing feeling of floating in the air after the puncture, as if you can fly.

Unlike exercising under a gravity meter, you are exhausted and basically collapse directly after the end.

Unfortunately, Feng Ling did not upgrade.

She regretted it for a moment and stopped thinking about it. Anyway, she would give acupuncture next time.

She looked at the tester in Jiang He's hand and said in surprise: "You haven't upgraded either?"

"My mental power was upgraded not long ago, and the same is true for physical fitness. Now it is level B." Jiang He said with a look of longing in his eyes, "I plan to go and customize a mecha after my physical fitness is upgraded to level A."

Feng Ling blinked her eyes and couldn't help but admire it. "Before the military exercise, your physical fitness was only level C, right? It has been upgraded in such a short time. It's amazing! Your mental power is double S now? ”

Jiang He nodded and said with a smile: "Didn't I have bad luck during the military exercise? I have been releasing my mental power, which is also a disguised way to exercise my mental power, so I upgraded soon after I came back."

"I think it has something to do with your daily acupuncture." Feng Ling sometimes felt that she could see the shadow of the principal of the First Military Academy in Jiang He. He was really the strongest person she had ever seen.

Suddenly, Feng Ling thought of something and said in surprise: "By the way, you don't seem to be unlucky anymore."

Jiang He nodded again, feeling very happy, "No birds are coming to my head to make things convenient, and I finally don't have to hold an umbrella anymore."

Haha, just because he holds an umbrella to block shit every day, someone actually spreads rumors on the Star Network that he is a good-looking but useless sissy. He really has no place to complain.

"In fact, they are all very grateful for your bad luck during the military exercise. Our team killed a lot of exotic beasts. On the black market now, the price of exotic beasts on Dou En Star is ten times or even a hundred times higher than before. "Feng Ling's eyes were filled with smiles.

Jiang He looked at her in astonishment, "Why are the exotic beasts of Douen Star suddenly so valuable?"

"Because Douen Star has not yet reached the time of cosmic storm,

Take the clothes and pull them over.

She grew up in a military camp. Even though her mother insisted on instilling ladylike education in her, she still had no concept of gender. Otherwise, she would not have been able to make an appointment at the hospital for breast removal surgery.

What makes Mrs. Feng happy is that since her relationship with Jiang He, her daughter finally has some girlish thoughts. At least she doesn't dislike her vixen appearance and figure that women are proud of.

Fengling came out of the bathroom and walked directly to the kitchen.

Jiang He was frying chili peppers over high heat. The smell was so pungent that even the most advanced range hood couldn't resist it.

As soon as the kitchen door opened, Feng Ling sneezed a few times out of reflex.

Jiang He was wearing a filter mask, and his voice was a little slurred, "You should wait outside, the smell inside is too choking."

Fengling waved her hand, "Ahem... let me help." It doesn't seem good to eat for free, she is a principled person.

"No, I can do it alone. It'll be quick! If you're bored, you can go visit the house." Jiang He pushed her out and closed the kitchen door.

Fengling opened the kitchen door again, poked her head in and asked, "Is it okay in your bedroom too?"

"Of course." Jiang He said with certainty, "I have no secrets from you."

Fengling closed the transparent kitchen door, feeling a little happy for some reason.

Putting her hands in her trouser pockets, she walked upstairs with easy steps. With a smile on her lips and relaxed eyebrows, she opened a door casually and walked in.

The Yanhuang Star government was grateful for Jiang He's efforts and rewarded Jiang He with a house that was no smaller than the Feng family's ancestral house, but the style was completely different.

There are two styles of houses in District 8. The one on the mountain side is the Feng family’s antique Chinese Jiangnan water town style, and the other side of the mountain is the gorgeous European style.

It's only a twenty-minute journey, but sometimes it feels like we're in a different country.

Fengling opened Jiang He's bedroom, took a look, and commented: "The decoration style is pretty good, simple."

It really suits her taste.

Mrs. Feng, who stands at the top of the Feng family's food chain, is not only girlish in appearance, she is always girlish in her heart. Her daughter's room is decorated in pink and tender colors. No matter how Feng Ling protests, every time she redecorates it, it is pink, pink-yellow, pink-purple, etc. The color that bursts with shame.

There are also dolls that never change, various bear dolls wearing lace.

Feng Ling sighed vicissitudes of life. The style here suited her so well that she wanted to move in. Living in such a place, her sleep became much better.

Opening a door again, Fengling found that this room was the largest in area and looked like it was a collection room.

Suddenly, Fengling's eyes widened, "Isn't this the humanoid insect I sent?"

She walked to the wall where the humanoid insects were hung, looked up and down, and pulled them over.

She grew up in a military camp. Even though her mother insisted on instilling ladylike education in her, she still had no concept of gender. Otherwise, she would not have been able to make an appointment at the hospital for breast removal surgery.

What makes Mrs. Feng happy is that since her relationship with Jiang He, her daughter finally has some girlish thoughts. At least she doesn't dislike her vixen appearance and figure that women are proud of.

Fengling came out of the bathroom and walked directly to the kitchen.

Jiang He was frying chili peppers over high heat. The smell was so pungent that even the most advanced range hood couldn't resist it.

As soon as the kitchen door opened, Feng Ling sneezed a few times out of reflex.

Jiang He was wearing a filter mask, and his voice was a little slurred, "You should wait outside, the smell inside is too choking."

Fengling waved her hand, "Ahem... let me help." It doesn't seem good to eat for free, she is a principled person.

"No, I can do it alone. It'll be quick! If you're bored, you can go visit the house." Jiang He pushed her out and closed the kitchen door.

Fengling opened the kitchen door again, poked her head in and asked, "Is it okay in your bedroom too?"

"Of course." Jiang He said with certainty, "I have no secrets from you."

Fengling closed the transparent kitchen door, feeling a little happy for some reason.

Putting her hands in her trouser pockets, she walked upstairs with relaxed steps. With a smile on her lips and relaxed eyebrows, she opened a door casually and walked in.

The Yanhuang Star government was grateful for Jiang He's efforts and rewarded Jiang He with a house that was no smaller than the Feng family's ancestral house, but the style was completely different.

There are two styles of houses in District 8. The one on the mountain side is the Feng family’s antique Chinese Jiangnan water town style, and the other side of the mountain is the gorgeous European style.

It's only a twenty-minute journey, but sometimes it feels like we're in a different country.

Fengling opened Jiang He's bedroom, took a look, and commented: "The decoration style is pretty good, simple."

It really suits her taste.

Mrs. Feng, who stands at the top of the Feng family's food chain, is not only girlish in appearance, but also always girlish in her heart. Her daughter's room is decorated in pink and tender colors. No matter how Feng Ling protests, every time it is redecorated, it is pink, pink-yellow, pink-purple, etc. The color that bursts with shame.

There are also dolls that never change, various bear dolls wearing lace.

Feng Ling sighed vicissitudes of life. The style here suited her so well that she wanted to move in. Living in such a place, her sleep became much better.

Opening a door again, Fengling found that this room was the largest in area and looked like a collection room.

Suddenly, Fengling's eyes widened, "Isn't this the humanoid insect I sent?"

She walked to the wall where the humanoid insects hung and looked up and down.

He said, "It's strange. I loved you so much that I thought I couldn't live without you, and I was even willing to share it with other women... After the love is over, when I look at your face now, I feel nothing at all."

Long Hao was so angry that his face was blue, his kidneys were weak, his body was shaking, and he was speechless.

He turned to the innocent and lovely girl with glasses next to him and looked at her with a look that seemed to want to eat someone, "Why did you betray me? Am I not good enough to you?"

The girl with glasses blinked her eyes and asked in astonishment: "What kind of things have you done to me?"

Long Hao was about to give an example, and then realized that he had been too busy recently. He neither gave the girl with glasses money nor bought her clothes or jewelry - God, he even forgot to compose music for her!

Long Hao felt so blocked that he gritted his teeth and asked, "Is this why you want to leave me?"

The girl with glasses suddenly grabbed the charming beauty's hand, looked at her affectionately, and said to Long Hao: "Long Hao, I'm so sorry! I just suddenly discovered that it turns out that people of the opposite sex are just for the purpose of carrying on the family line, and true love is between people of the same sex! "

The charming beauty blushed, leaned over and kissed the bespectacled girl's face, and said softly: "I didn't know it until I tried it. It turns out that only women understand women's emptiness better."

The girl with glasses smiled shyly, "Because my sister and I are both women, only women know how to fill a woman's deepest emptiness..."

I was cheated!

Two women in my harem are actually having sex!

They also produce and sell their own products...

It was like an interstellar explosion, the universe was reorganized, and it was like being hit by thousands of meteorites. Long Hao felt that the end of the world was not that shocking.

"You... are still in bed?" Long Hao asked with difficulty. Everyone was an experienced driver, and no one understood the meaning of the two women's words.

At this time, I saw two women with shy faces.

"Haohao, you are right." The charming beauty lowered her head shyly, "It turns out that the bed is the place to understand the length of a man and the depth of a woman..."

The bespectacled girl raised the charming beauty's hand and kissed it, "After the most in-depth understanding, we finally discovered that each other is each other's true love."

The blood surged, and Long Hao almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

He reluctantly swallowed the sweetness in his throat, shook his hands, and said in a trembling voice: "What are the two women doing? You will regret it sooner or later!"

However, the two women ignored him.

The girl with glasses said lovingly to the charming beauty: "Sister, if you regret it one day, you must tell me that I can change your gender for you!"

The charming beauty was so moved that she couldn't help hugging the bespectacled girl, "Sure enough, you are my true love! My dear, if you regret it, I can also change your gender for you! Oh, by the way, you like my breasts, I You can keep them and only change the lower body.”

,桡傛灉獐卭gui扉牀红抇燇雃岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公抆 him, "It’s strange. I loved you so much that I felt I couldn’t live without you, and I was even willing to share it with other women...etc. After the love is over, when I look at your face now, I feel uneasy. "

Long Hao was so angry that his face was blue, his kidneys were weak, his body was shaking, and he was speechless.

He turned to the innocent and lovely girl with glasses next to him and looked at her with a look that seemed to want to eat someone, "Why did you betray me? Am I not good enough to you?"

The girl with glasses blinked her eyes and asked in astonishment: "What kind of things have you done to me?"

Long Hao was about to give an example, and then realized that he had been too busy recently. He neither gave the girl with glasses money nor bought her clothes or jewelry - God, he even forgot to compose music for her!

Long Hao felt so blocked that he gritted his teeth and asked, "Is this why you want to leave me?"

The bespectacled girl suddenly grabbed the charming beauty's hand, looked at her lovingly, and said to Long Hao: "Long Hao, I'm so sorry! I just suddenly discovered that it turns out that people of the opposite sex are just for the purpose of carrying on the family line, and true love is between people of the same sex! "

The charming beauty blushed, leaned over and kissed the bespectacled girl's face, and said softly: "I didn't know it until I tried it. It turns out that only women understand women's emptiness better."

The girl with glasses smiled shyly, "Because my sister and I are both women, only women know how to fill a woman's deepest emptiness..."

I was cheated!

Two women in my harem are actually having sex!

They also produce and sell their own products...

It was like an interstellar explosion, the universe was reorganized, and it was like being hit by thousands of meteorites. Long Hao felt that the end of the world was not that shocking.

"You... are still in bed?" Long Hao asked with difficulty. Everyone was an experienced driver, and no one understood the meaning of the two women's words.

At this time, I saw two women with shy faces.

"Haohao, you are right." The charming beauty lowered her head shyly, "It turns out that the bed is the place to understand the length of a man and the depth of a woman..."

The bespectacled girl raised the charming beauty's hand and kissed it, "After the most in-depth understanding, we finally discovered that each other is each other's true love."

The blood surged, and Long Hao almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

He reluctantly swallowed the sweetness in his throat, shook his hands, and said in a trembling voice: "What are the two women doing? You will regret it sooner or later!"

However, the two women ignored him.

The girl with glasses said lovingly to the charming beauty: "Sister, if you regret it one day, you must tell me that I can change your gender for you!"

The charming beauty was so moved that she couldn't help but hugged the girl with glasses, "Sure enough, you are my true love! My dear, if you regret it, I can also change your gender for you! Oh, by the way, you like my breasts, I You can keep them and only change the lower body.”

It is a famous place. There is even a famous saying on the forum: "Are you tired of living? Go to the principal's office! It will allow you to fully experience the taste of death, and then you will find how happy you are to be alive!"

The principal patted Jiang He on the shoulder, with a cold expression on his face, and walked away as if he didn't recognize his relatives.

Jiang He coughed lightly, and the frightened lambs came to their senses.

He showed a friendly smile and said: "You should already know that Diaoen Planet is a weak point in space. The worms have evolved the ability to tear open the weak points of space. In the future, Zerg will come in from time to time on Diaoen Planet..."

The faces of the young Phantom Musicians became serious. The biggest news on the Star Network recently was this. Ordinary people in the Yanhuang Galaxy were running around in fear, as if it was the end of the world.

It is only fifteen light years from Planet Douen to the Yanhuang Galaxy, and it only takes twenty days for the most advanced warships in the military to travel through the wormhole, which is equivalent to war at the doorstep.

"Everyone, we have no time. We must build ourselves into qualified warriors in the shortest possible time!" Jiang He's face was stern. "This is a war for mecha warriors and a war for our phantom sound masters! We have no way out, because Behind us is our home!”

Home is behind you!

The discomfort on the faces of the Phantom Musicians was wiped away, and Xiang Jinyi stood up directly: "Teacher Jiang, please teach us."

With him taking the lead, the other students who played traditional musical instruments also stood up and said respectfully: "Trouble Teacher Jiang."

The students of classical instruments quickly stood up, including Long Hao, who was in a trance.

He had forgotten what happened when he pressed Jiang He to the ground and rubbed him. Now that Jiang He had gone too far, he could only look up and could no longer pull him down to use him as a stepping stone.

"I will organize a symphony orchestra in the shortest time, and everyone will learn music attack together... In the future, our audience will be Zerg, so most of the class time, we will be in the research institute outside the capital area. When necessary, I I will apply to the school for all dormitories.”

Off-campus teaching is not uncommon, especially for the Phantom Music Department, which needs an audience, but this audience is particularly rare.

Suddenly the whole classroom was in an uproar, and all the students were in a stir.

Ah Yin said excitedly: "I haven't played music for insects yet."

Xiang Jinyi also murmured: "I wonder if the Zerg like to listen to the guqin?"

**

The third-year students of the Phantom Music Department of the First Military Academy have been having a life worse than death recently, and Jiang He won the title of Demon Teacher.

Now no one regards him as a classmate like them. Which classmate would be as cruel as him? ! !

Okay, the audience is the Zerg, you let us have sex with those hot-eyed Zerg every day - we all know about the face, they are often coquettish and coquettish. Xi'an is famous for its work. There is even a famous saying on the forum: "Are you tired of living? Go to the principal's office! It will allow you to fully experience the taste of death, and then you will discover how life is. Happy!”

The principal patted Jiang He on the shoulder, with a cold expression on his face, and walked away as if he didn't recognize his relatives.

Jiang He coughed lightly, and the frightened lambs came to their senses.

He showed a friendly smile and said: "You should already know that Diaoen Planet is a weak point in space. The worms have evolved the ability to tear open the weak points of space. In the future, Zerg will come in from time to time on Diaoen Planet..."

The faces of the young Phantom Musicians became serious. The biggest news on the Star Network recently was this. Ordinary people in the Yanhuang Galaxy were running around in fear, as if it was the end of the world.

It is only fifteen light years from Planet Douen to the Yanhuang Galaxy, and it only takes twenty days for the most advanced warships in the military to travel through the wormhole, which is equivalent to war at the doorstep.

"Everyone, we have no time. We must build ourselves into qualified warriors in the shortest possible time!" Jiang He's face was stern. "This is a war for mecha warriors and a war for our phantom sound masters! We have no way out, because Behind us is our home!”

Home is behind you!

The discomfort on the faces of the Phantom Musicians was wiped away, and Xiang Jinyi stood up directly: "Teacher Jiang, please teach us."

With him taking the lead, the other students who played traditional musical instruments also stood up and said respectfully: "Trouble Teacher Jiang."

The students of classical instruments quickly stood up, including Long Hao, who was in a trance.

He had forgotten what happened when he pressed Jiang He to the ground and rubbed him. Now that Jiang He had gone too far, he could only look up and could no longer pull him down to use him as a stepping stone.

"I will organize a symphony orchestra in the shortest time, and everyone will learn music attack together... In the future, our audience will be Zerg, so most of the class time, we will be in the research institute outside the capital area. When necessary, I I will apply to the school for all dormitories.”

Off-campus teaching is not uncommon, especially for the Phantom Music Department, which needs an audience, but this audience is particularly rare.

Suddenly the whole classroom was in an uproar, and all the students were in a stir.

Ah Yin said excitedly: "I haven't played music for insects yet."

Xiang Jinyi also murmured: "I wonder if the Zerg like to listen to the guqin?"

**

The third-year students of the Phantom Music Department of the First Military Academy have been having a life worse than death recently, and Jiang He won the title of Demon Teacher.

Now no one regards him as a classmate like them. Which classmate would be as cruel as him? ! !

Okay, the audience is the Zerg, you let us have sex with those hot-eyed Zerg every day - we all know about face sex, they often like to act coquettishly and

Cut the insects into slices, slices, slices.

Every chef who can be called a master is an artist.

Jiang He arranged the sliced ​​insect meat into the shape of "a hundred birds paying homage to the phoenix". "Thanks to the colorful worm meat, otherwise we wouldn't be able to put on such a beautiful platter." Jiang He sighed, "The worms have such a strong reproductive ability, why can't they eat it?"

All phantom sound masters: "Ugh, vomit, vomit..."

At this moment, even Xiang Jinyi, who was barely standing and maintaining his noble demeanor, finally fell down.

Jiang He achieved the achievement of "kill them all".

The institute not only provides accommodation but also caters.

What I ate today were carrot noodles, thin, red, curved noodles...

Vomiting - seeing this noodle, everyone thinks of red thread worms. Even if the stomach is empty, there is still no appetite.

Jiang He picked up a piece of braised octopus legs and asked, "Why don't you eat it? Today's noodles are pork bone soup, fresh shrimps and octopus, good seafood noodles."

The Phantom Musicians crawled out of the cafeteria as quickly as possible, hugged the trash can and vomited again, even vomiting out stomach acid.

"Are you all losing weight?" Jiang He muttered and shouted to the robot chef, "Have another bowl and put more octopus meat in it."

Long Hao also had a pale face. He never imagined that Jiang He would turn so dark after being defeated by him.

He regretted it again, and deeply felt that the thousand-year wisdom of his ancestors left behind, "Leave a thin line in life, so that we can meet each other easily in the future" is a wise saying.

If you don’t believe it, look up and see who God will spare!

After living in the institute for a month, the phantom musicians finally got used to this life and rhythm.

When they wake up in the morning, they can calmly say "good morning" to the ugly Zerg who keep bumping against the glass wall and want to catch them for breakfast.

The Pipa girl calmly cut up the body of the two-headed spider, as if a housewife was cooking a feast. Bones are bones, meat is meat, and they are placed in categories.

Ah Yin used a saw to cut open the head of a humanoid bug, and tsk-tucked, "The whole body is covered with armor, so it must be difficult to fight! The bugs have so many teeth. Fortunately, humans don't have so many, otherwise brushing teeth every morning would be too time-consuming."

Xiang Jinyi took a boning knife and removed all the flesh from a male peak monster. With a perfectionist attitude, he arranged the bones one by one in order.

He said seriously: "Not even a tiny bone can be left out, otherwise the skull specimen will be incomplete."

Jiang He watched the "dismemberment" scene with satisfaction. He believed that even if they were facing the battlefield, they would be able to tell cold jokes calmly.

"Very good, I have two days off tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! Starting from Monday, I will go back to school to practice the symphony. In half a month, we will go back to the laboratory to officially perform... As for the audience, you all know who it is, right?樉绀红抇燇燇囃它峰匌m. 铡玺珯鐪嬩婴 skillfully cuts the insects into slices, slices, slices.

Every chef who can be called a master is an artist.

Jiang He arranged the sliced ​​insect meat into the shape of "a hundred birds paying homage to the phoenix". "Thanks to the colorful worm meat, otherwise we wouldn't be able to put on such a beautiful platter." Jiang He sighed, "The worms have such a strong reproductive ability, why can't they eat it?"

All phantom sound masters: "Ugh, vomit, vomit..."

At this moment, even Xiang Jinyi, who was barely standing and maintaining his noble demeanor, finally fell down.

Jiang He achieved the achievement of "kill them all".

The institute not only provides accommodation but also caters.

What I ate today were carrot noodles, thin, red, curved noodles...

Vomiting - seeing this noodle, everyone thinks of red thread worms. Even if the stomach is empty, there is still no appetite.

Jiang He picked up a piece of braised octopus legs and asked, "Why don't you eat it? Today's noodles are pork bone soup, fresh shrimps and octopus, good seafood noodles."

The Phantom Musicians crawled out of the cafeteria as quickly as possible, hugged the trash can and vomited again, even vomiting out stomach acid.

"Are you all losing weight?" Jiang He muttered and shouted to the robot chef, "Have another bowl and put more octopus meat in it."

Long Hao also had a pale face. He never imagined that Jiang He would turn so dark after being defeated by him.

He regretted it again, and deeply felt that the thousand-year wisdom of his ancestors left behind, "Leave a thin line in life, so that we can meet each other easily in the future" is a wise saying.

If you don’t believe it, look up and see who God will spare!

After living in the institute for a month, the phantom musicians finally got used to this kind of life and rhythm.

When they wake up in the morning, they can calmly say "good morning" to the ugly Zerg who keep bumping against the glass wall and want to catch them for breakfast.

The Pipa girl calmly cut up the body of the two-headed spider, as if a housewife was cooking a feast. Bones are bones, meat is meat, and they are placed in categories.

Ah Yin used a saw to cut open the head of a humanoid bug, and tsk-tucked, "The whole body is covered with armor, so it must be difficult to fight! The bugs have so many teeth. Fortunately, humans don't have so many, otherwise brushing teeth every morning would be too time-consuming."

Xiang Jinyi took a boning knife and removed all the flesh from a male peak monster. With a perfectionist attitude, he arranged the bones one by one in order.

He said seriously: "Not even a tiny bone can be left out, otherwise the skull specimen will be incomplete."

Jiang He watched the "dismemberment" scene with satisfaction. He believed that even if they were facing the battlefield, they would be able to tell cold jokes calmly.

"Very good, I have two days off tomorrow! Starting from Monday, I will go back to school to practice the symphony. In half a month, we will go back to the laboratory to perform officially... As for the audience, you all know who it is, right?

Of clothes! He put on the new clothes he just bought, looked at himself in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction: "So handsome!"

After dressing up, he accepted Fengling's invitation and went out on a date to watch a movie.

After all, Fengling didn't choose a horror-themed movie. The two of them went to watch a love movie with the highest score on Star Network. The extremely realistic three-dimensional images and immersive experience... It was as if she was in love. No wonder Star Love is so popular. It's too easy to be moved when dividing and combining.

It was the first time Fengling watched such a slimy movie and she didn't comment.

Because of a misunderstanding, the male and female protagonists spend a third of the entire movie being tortured. It seems that falling in love is really troublesome.

However, Jiang He's character is very straightforward, and misunderstandings like this will never happen between them.

After watching the movie, Fengling said, "I made a reservation for the restaurant."

Then he took Jiang He to dinner.

The most famous Rose Restaurant in the Star is the tallest building in Yanhuang Star, and the most expensive and beautiful roses in the Star can be seen everywhere.

This is a must-visit place for couples. Not to mention the taste of the food, the atmosphere alone is enough to justify its high price.

Feng Lingding’s table can see the boundless starry sky and endless flower fields.

The location is also very good, in a corner, ensuring privacy and no one to disturb you.

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The dishes are served one after another, and they are extremely exquisite. Star food also pays attention to the color, flavor and taste.

As soon as she took a bite, Fengling muttered, "It's not as delicious as yours. The boiled fish you make is even better."

Jiang He smiled and said, "Then next time you go to my house, I will cook it for you. Even if I cook it for you every day from now on, it will be no problem."

Fengling raised her head and stared at him, and said with a domineering look: "The guide says that sending flowers, giving gifts, and watching movies are the trilogy of love. I have done all of them, and you will be my boyfriend from now on."

Jiang He looked at her in astonishment, so today's date to watch a movie was because she was... pursuing herself?

Seeing that he didn't respond, Fengling narrowed her eyes and asked, "What do you think?"

Is it possible that he also wants to experience the plot in the movie where you misunderstand me, I misunderstand you, and we clearly love each other but must not abuse each other?

If he likes it, it's not like she can't cooperate. For example, she can beat him half to death in a martial arts arena first, and then take good care of him like a heroine in a movie...

"No, I'm very happy!" Jiang He smiled sullenly. It was indeed Fengling's style. Falling in love was like fighting, straightforward and neat.

Fengling finally smiled. The strategy was indeed correct. After completing the ceremony, you can get a boyfriend.

By the way, what’s the next step after establishing a relationship?

Fengling recalled the strategy, hugged him, gave him a kiss and told him, will I contract a fish pond for you?

The fish pond is so small, how can it be worthy of her status? Just tell him that she will contract a mecha field for him!

Fengling stood up and walked over, lifted Jiang He up and pressed him against the wall.

Jiang He:? ? ? ? ? ?

Fengling held the pillar with one hand and raised...no, pulled down his chin with the other hand.

So proactive and generous, I like it!

Jiang He lowered his head in cooperation and closed his eyes.

At this time, an excited voice sounded: "I saw it right, it is indeed Jiang He and Fengling. Hey, what are you doing?"

After seeing the situation clearly, Ah Yin took a breath of air. This posture, this atmosphere...

Jiang He opened his eyes and looked over expressionlessly.

Ah Yin: "..." Will he really not be beaten to death by Jiang He when he returns to school on Monday?

Xiang Jinyi and several phantom sound masters looked at each other in disbelief, and when Jiang He looked at him with murderous eyes, they cried in their hearts.

The pipa girl pulled Ah Yin and Xiang Jinyi back, forcing a smile, "I'm sorry to bother you, please continue..."

Xiang Jinyi waved her hand away, showing the noble gentleman's gentle smile, "Since I'm bothering you and the atmosphere is gone, why don't we just share a table?"

It is very difficult to reserve a seat in this restaurant. When they came, there was no seat. They happened to meet an acquaintance and were able to share a table.

Ah Yin's hands are shaking, Jin Yi, Jiang He is so evil-hearted, he won't let us go.

The Pipa girl was thoughtful and smiled sweetly: "Senior Sister Fengling, we have admired you for a long time. Can we sit together?"

Fengling was an atmospheric girl, so of course she didn't mind and let go of Jiang He as if nothing had happened, "Sit down, you guys are going out to eat and watch a movie too?"

Eating and watching movies is a standard part of a date!

Several people's eyes lit up instantly, it turned out that they really had this kind of relationship.

The Pipa girl asked with a smile: "We plan to go to the movies after dinner. Are there any good movies recently?"

Fengling thought for a while and said, "The movie "The More I Abuse, the More I Love" I just watched was okay. Many people were moved to tears." Although she was not moved herself, she just felt that the male and female protagonists were both semen, and she wanted to sleep with them several times. past.

Several phantom sound artists got excited, their eyes brightened, they were watching a love movie! If there is a drama, I don’t know where they will go.

Jiang He glared at Jin Yi: t_s, or else I will give you zero points!

Xiang Jinyi: (￣mantle) 洳贳甴 urgentu chu〔The locusts are shaking around the wall and the tube is playing, so I have to disturb you to the end!

Jiang He was helpless: Okay, go away, let’s not retaliate.

,桡傛灉獐孭码扉牀红抇燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 Clothing! He put on the new clothes he just bought, looked at himself in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction: "So handsome!"

After dressing up, he accepted Fengling's invitation and went out on a date to watch a movie.

Feng Ling didn't choose a horror movie after all. The two of them went to see a love movie with the highest score on the Star Network. The extremely realistic three-dimensional images and simulated experience... It was as if they were the ones in love. No wonder the love in the Star Network was so easy to be moved.

This was the first time Feng Ling watched such a sticky movie, and she didn't deny it.

The male and female protagonists were tortured for a third of the whole movie because of a misunderstanding. It seems that falling in love is really troublesome.

However, Jiang He's personality is very straightforward, and such misunderstandings will not happen between them.

After watching the movie, Feng Ling said: "I booked a restaurant."

Then he took Jiang He to eat.

The most famous rose restaurant in the Star Network is the tallest building on Yanhuang Star, and the most expensive and beautiful roses in the Star Network can be seen everywhere.

This is a must-visit place for couples. Let's not talk about the taste of the food. The atmosphere alone is enough to justify its sky-high cost.

The table Feng Ling booked can see the boundless starry sky and endless flower fields.

The location is also very good, in a corner, ensuring privacy without being disturbed.

Dishes were served one after another, extremely exquisite, and the food in the interstellar space also pays attention to color, fragrance and taste.

As soon as she took a bite, Feng Ling muttered, "It's not as good as yours, your boiled fish is better."

Jiang He smiled and said, "Then next time you come to my house, I will cook for you, even if I cook for you every day in the future."

Feng Ling looked up and stared at him, and said domineeringly, "The strategy says that sending flowers, sending gifts, and watching movies are the three steps of love. I have done all of them. From now on, you are my boyfriend."

Jiang He looked at her in astonishment. So, today's date to watch a movie is her... pursuing herself?

Seeing that he didn't respond, Feng Ling narrowed her eyes, "What do you think?"

Could it be that he also wants to experience the plot in the movie where you misunderstand me, I misunderstand you, and we are in love but can't abuse each other?

If he likes her, she can cooperate. For example, she can beat him half to death in the martial arts arena first, and then take good care of him like the heroine in the movie...

"No, I'm very happy!" Jiang He laughed. It was Feng Ling's style. Falling in love is like fighting. She is straightforward and straightforward.

Feng Ling finally smiled. The strategy was indeed correct. She could have a boyfriend after the ceremony.

By the way, what should she do next after establishing a relationship?

Feng Ling recalled the strategy, hugged him, gave him a kiss and told him, I will contract a fish pond for you?

The fish pond is so small, how can it match her status? Just tell him that she will contract a mecha field for him!

Feng Ling stood up and walked over, pulled Jiang He up and pressed him against the wall.

Jiang He: ? ? ? ? ? ?

Feng Ling held the pillar with one hand and lifted it with the other hand... no, pulled down his chin.

So proactive, so generous, I like it!

Jiang He lowered his head and closed his eyes in cooperation.

At this time, an excited voice rang out: "I saw it right, it was Jiang He and Feng Ling. Hey, what are you doing?"

After seeing the situation clearly, Ah Yin took a breath, this posture, this atmosphere...

Then Jiang He opened his eyes and looked at him expressionlessly.

Ah Yin: "..." Will he really not be beaten to death by Jiang He when he returns to school on Monday?

Xiang Jinyi and several illusionists looked at each other, and when they met Jiang He's murderous eyes, they cried in their hearts.

The Pipa girl pulled Ah Yin and Xiang Jinyi back and forced a smile, "Sorry, I disturbed you, you guys continue..."

Xiang Jinyi waved her hand away, showing a gentle smile of a noble man, "Since we are disturbing you, the atmosphere is gone, why don't we just share a table?"

This restaurant is very difficult to book. When they came here, there was no seat. It happened that they met an acquaintance and could share a table.

Ah Yin's hands were shaking, Jinyi, Jiang He is so black-hearted, he will not let us go.

The Pipa girl was thoughtful and smiled sweetly: "Senior Feng Ling, we have admired you for a long time. Can we sit together?"

Feng Ling is a generous girl. Of course, she doesn't mind. She let Jiang He go as if nothing had happened, "Sit down. Are you guys coming out to eat and watch a movie?"

Eating and watching a movie is a standard for dating!

The eyes of several people lit up instantly. It turned out that they really had this kind of relationship.

The Pipa girl asked with a smile: "We plan to go to the movies after dinner. Are there any good movies recently?"

Feng Ling thought for a while and said: "The movie "The More You Abuse, the More You Love" we just watched is okay. Many people were moved to tears." Although she herself was not moved, she just felt that the male and female protagonists were both acting up, and she wanted to sleep directly several times.

Several illusionists became excited, their eyes were bright, they were watching a love movie! There is a play, but I don't know how far they will go.

Jiang He glared at Jin Yi: t_s, get out of here, or I will give you all zero points!

Xiang Jinyi: (￣MAN) I have to disturb you to the end!

Jianghe helplessly: Okay, go away, I won't retaliate.