The Brilliant Village Doctor

Love is not once and for all, if you want not to be abandoned, you have to strive for success! ————It's from a lifetime of nonsense.

Wu Ruolan didn't want to be abandoned, but the irresponsible taxi driver left her and Lin Hao on the way, so her resentment was not general.

While walking forward on foot, she also said angrily: "really, why is this road difficult to walk? The asphalt concrete pavement is wide and flat, and there are no cars. It's just up and winding. It's obvious that I'm afraid of going uphill and I'm afraid of gas consumption, so I'm looking for such a rotten excuse

Lin Hao is more objective: "the fuel consumption is estimated to be the second, the main thing is to be afraid of meeting the crooked people and forcing them to collect tolls and so on."

Wu Ruolan was still angry and said, "where are the obstinate people? Drive his car well. Who will take care of him? Now, in a peaceful and prosperous society, where are so many car bandits and road bullies? "

Lin Hao knew that the world was dangerous, so he shook his head and said, "it's hard to say!"

"No way!" Wu Ruolan is getting tired as he goes. The more tired he gets, the more angry he gets. "I have to complain about him. It's not professional. Lin Hao, do you remember his license plate number?"

As an agent, he should always be alert and alert. Recording the license plate is only the basic skill. However, Lin Hao thought that even if the taxi company accepted the complaint, it would be impossible for him to send another taxi. He shook his head and said, "I didn't remember it!"

Wu Ruolan sighed: "Why are you so forgetful?"

"Did you remember?" Lin Hao asked

Wu Ruolan rolled his eyes. "If I remember, do I need to ask you?"

"Sister! There are thousands of tastes in life. If you can try every one of them, it's a good experience. " Lin Hao slowly comforted him and said, "if you want to open up, you can't think of us as donkey friends. Can't you enjoy the scenery of Taiwan Province?"

Wu Ruolan saw that he was not impatient. He showed clear wind and light clouds. He felt a little ashamed. He said, "well, I try to open up a little bit."

After walking for a while, Lin Hao saw that she was still silent and asked, "how, do you want to open up?"

Wu Ruolan shook his head and said in distress, "I can't think of it!"

Lin Hao said, "why?"

Wu Ruolan said: "if you think of yourself as a donkey friend at the beginning, it's no problem. I'll recognize what you've suffered! But I position myself as a tourist! I'm here to be a master No, I'm here to be a lady! Now suddenly let me play a maid, how can I stand it! "

Lin Hao said with a smile, "let's adjust our mentality and reposition ourselves."

Wu Ruolan held out his hand and said, "but I don't have that reset function in my heart!"

Lin Hao:

After walking about three kilometers and climbing a big mountain, Lin Hao saw that Wu Ruolan was sweating profusely. He said, "sister, let's have a rest first."

Wu Ruolan was a little tired after the continuous uphill, so he followed him to a big stone on the side of the road and sat down.

Lin Hao took out a bottle of water from his backpack and handed it to her. Then he pointed to the mountain water channel below: "sister, you see, the scenery around here is really good! It's much better than Shikeng village! "

Sitting on this big stone, in addition to enjoying the bright and gorgeous scenery of yaoyang stopping in the clouds, you can also see the green maple trees all over the mountain, so many red leaves piled on top of another cluster without leaving any gap. The red and dazzling colors seem to be blooming one by one, which is so beautiful that it is really much better than the scenery with broken souls!

Wu Ruolan is obviously not like he Xinxin. She is a romantic woman with poetic flavor. She is a realist. She never likes anything that doesn't wait to eat or drink. So after taking a glance at the mountain scenery, she shakes her head and says, "good looking is good-looking, but I don't want to see it now!"

Lin Hao said, "why?"

Wu Ruolan said, "I was sold a pig!"

Selling piglets is a popular name in Guangdong Province. Its earliest meaning was that after the Opium War, Western invaders invaded and abducted Chinese laborers to Southeast America and other places in China. Later gradually developed into another saying, passengers in the middle of the ride were transferred to another car or directly abandoned on the side of the road, called selling pigs!

Lin Hao said with a smile: "sister, you have no sentiment!"

Wu Ruolan light white he one eye way: "sentiment can when meal eat?"

Lin Hao deliberately said, "it seems that it can be!"

Wu Ruolan said, "eh?"

Lin Hao said, "people don't always say that you are full of water."

Wu Ruolan put the water into his arms and said, "well, if you really feel that you can drink enough water, I will officially follow you today, but you can only drink water from today on, and don't eat anything else!"

Lin Hao opened his eyes wide: "ah?"

Wu Ruolan said, "is it OK?"

Lin Hao said with a bitter face: "I can barely stand without eating for a few days, but I will certainly starve to death if I don't eat any food all the time."

"Little sample!" Wu Ruolan snorted: "then you say you are full of love?"Lin Hao some aggrieved way: "I don't see you tired, mood is not good, deliberately say something funny to you, let you solve the lack of it!"

Wu Ruolan said, "but what you said is not funny at all."

Lin Hao had to shut up and drink in silence.

Wu Ruolan said again, "it's better to tell me some other jokes!"

Lin Hao thought for a moment and said, "a couple went to the airline counter to check in, but because there were not enough seats, they couldn't sit next to each other. Why can't we sit together? The steward calmly answered him: Sir, we are dealing with seats, not beds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, isn't it funny? "

Wu Ruolan did not have any expression to look at him, "funny?"

Lin Hao's smile stuck on his face, "not funny?"

Wu Ruolan solemnly said: "they are husband and wife. They are out of town, and they are so dangerous as to take a plane. They must sit together and take care of each other and take apart the others. Do you want to be angry?"

Lin Hao couldn't refute her words, so he shut up again.

But Wu Ruolan asked again: "you can tell me another one!"

Lin Hao said with a wry smile, "since the joke I told is not funny, do you still want me to say it?"

Wu Ruolan said, "but I like to hear your jokes!"

Lin Hao was made to scratch his forehead, a little confused about what the routine was.

In fact, if his EQ was higher, it would be easy to understand. Although his jokes were not funny, Wu Ruolan liked to listen to his jokes. There was no conflict between them.

What kind of food to eat, what kind of movie to watch, whether the meal is good or not, and whether the movie is good or not are secondary. The important thing is who we are with when we do this thing.

Lin Hao had no choice but to say, "a young man went to the hospital for examination and did a lot of tests. Finally, the doctor told him that there was good news and bad news! After looking at your test results, I found that you have potential homosexuality!! And it's hard to cure! The young man was surprised and said, "my God, how could this happen?"? The doctor said, "I don't know, but that's what it turns out to be!"

"What's the good news?" asked Wu Ruolan

Lin Hao said: "the doctor's face is a little red, and he said, the good news is, I found you are quite lovely!"

Wu Ruolan:

Lin Hao asked, "isn't it funny?"

Wu Ruolan shook his head, "still not funny! But I'm curious. What kind of hospital is that and what tests have been conducted to detect homosexuality in other people? "

Lin Hao was speechless again. This is just a joke. Whether it is funny or not is the key point. What do you care about the details? It's casting pearls before swine!

"No way!" Lin Hao held out his hand and said, "your smile is too high! I can't make you laugh except tickle you

Wu Ruolan retreated and asked for the second: "then you sing me a song!"

Lin Hao was stunned for a moment, "sing?"

He said to Wu Ruo

Lin Hao shook his head and said, "I can't sing well!"

Wu Ruolan said, "I haven't heard you sing yet. You can sing one for me and try it."

Lin Hao hesitated and said, "but I can't sing the song on the table, it will pollute your ears!"

Wu Ruolan suddenly said, "I just like listening to pollution!"

Lin Hao opened his eyes wide: "ah?"

Wu Ruolan said, "you are singing!"

Lin Hao had no choice but to open his mouth and sing You said that you were in Lijiang the year before last, and in the twinkling of an eye, you went to Tibet again last year. You carried guns and fired guns. You ate a bowl of Rexiang. You slept chicken in Dongguan. You exploded chrysanthemums in Nanjing. Your three illegitimate sons were buried in Pakistan. Seven wives were in Afghanistan. I will quietly watch you pretend to be forced, and I will never interrupt you. You are rich and handsome. It's my blessing to know you. I will quietly watch you pretend to be forced. No one has ever compared with you. You can make the air every second. Your father and mother are afraid of you... "

Wu Ruolan looked at him stupidly until the end.

Lin Hao said weakly, "sister, I'm finished singing!"

Wu Ruolan said: "the song is very good, but this is what the ghost lyrics, boasting are blowing no edge!"

Lin Hao scratched his head again and said that what you care about is all these details?

Wu Ruolan asked again, "what's the name of this song?"

Lin Hao held his cheek and looked at her and said, "I will quietly watch you pretend to be forced!"

Wu Ruolan immediately wanted to answer him. I had it. I had to dress! One more word, obviously, is not vulgar to me

Lin Hao thought hard, and finally came up with a song that was very suitable for the scene, "the girls in Alishan have no water, but those from Alishan..."

"Stop!" Wu Ruolan interrupted him and asked, "why don't the girls in Alishan have any water? What a mess are you singing? "

Now, it's Lin Hao's turn to be depressed. He doesn't sing any more or say anything more!Seeing his face wrinkled like a bitter gourd, Wu Ruolan was suddenly happy, stretched out his hand to grab his face and said, "I like to see your expression most, ha ha!"

Lin Hao:

After a while, Wu Ruolan said, "I'm hungry. You just seem to have bought something to eat, haven't you?"

Women and men are undoubtedly different! When he was shopping just now, Wu Ruolan only paid attention to clothes, jewelry, and handicrafts. However, Lin Hao kept buying water and food, and even bought two knives. The scalpel he was always using had been used up!

Hearing her question, Lin Hao took his bag and took out a box from it and handed it to her.

Wu Ruolan opened the box and found that there was a square toast in it. After taking a bite, he saw that there was a lot of meat stuffing in it, but the taste was very delicious. He could not help asking, "Lin Hao, what is this?"

"Coffin board!" Lin Hao said

Wu Ruolan opened his eyes, "ah?"

Pointing to the toast in her hand, Lin Hao said, "this is the local specialty food of Taiwan Province. Empty the middle of the toast and fill it with chicken, chicken liver, shrimp, carrot, potato, milk and other ingredients. It's said that it didn't have a name, but then an archaeologist ate it and told the chef, "it looks like a coffin I'm digging now! Then the name of the coffin came into being! "

Wu Ruolan was shocked and said, "really

Lin Hao found another kind of food and ate it and said, "that's what I learned about the local conditions and customs."

Wu Ruolan asked again, "what are you eating?"

Lin Hao said, "the large intestine covers the small intestine!"

"Such a disgusting name?" Wu Ruolan frowned

Lin Hao added: "this is also a local specialty of Taiwan Province. Cut it with a large glutinous rice sausage, clamp the smaller table sausage, and then apply the sauce!"

Wu Ruolan sneered and said, "it's just like a foreign hot dog."

"It's the same, it's not the same!" Lin Hao handed his large intestine to his small intestine. "Come on, have a bite."

Wu Ruolan wanted to shake his head, but looking at Lin Hao's expectant look, he opened his mouth in a strange way. As a result, he found it was delicious, much more delicious than the coffin in his hand. So he grabbed it and handed it to him.

After finishing the lunch, Wu Ruolan asked, "how far do we have to go to get to the place?"

Lin Hao took out his mobile phone, opened the navigation system and looked at it. He said plainly, "it's not far away!"

Wu Ruolan said, "how far is it

Lin Hao vaguely said, "it's not far away."

Wu Ruolan grabbed the mobile phone and looked at it. He found that the distance shown above was 14.3 kilometers, and all of them were winding mountain kilometers. He said bitterly, "this is not far away?"

Lin Hao really didn't think it was very far. The distance of ten kilometers was just the amount of exercise that agents trained for half a day! However, for Wu Ruolan, a weak woman, it is enough. The reason why he does not want to say how far it is is is for fear that she will retreat.

However, he obviously looked down on Wu Ruolan. Although she cried bitterly on her mouth, she didn't move slowly. After cleaning her mouth, she stood up and put her backpack on her shoulder. "Let's go. We must get to the place before dark, or we'll have to live in the mountains."

Lin Hao took her backpack and suitcase, and then said, "look while you walk. Maybe you can get a free ride."

They walked slowly, but their luck seemed to be a bit backward. After walking for more than three kilometers, they did not see a car entering the mountain. However, their luck did not seem to be bad. When the journey was about to be over half way, a car finally came from behind