The Bullsh*t System

[Welcome to the dark dimension.]

"Dark dimension?" Only hearing the term from the system Shu Himo finally noticed that around him everything is black and that he doesn't even have a body, he in fact, now is merely a soul alone.

[Dark dimension: The realm of the souls, generally a soul stay here only during the process of a reincarnation, where everything is black, and the only reason we can converse is that the system is currently linked to your soul.]

[Here you will choose how you will reincarnate, and you will also be able to freely check the functionality of the basic version of The Bullsh*t System]

"Basic version? Does that mean that is possible to upgrade the system?" Hearing this, Shu Himo's eyes lit up in excitement(even if he, now don't have any).

[In the future you will be able to unlock more functions from the system by completing special quests. To check the current functions is enough to think about it, and for people that can't even manage to have that little imagination you may just say "Menu"]

Hearing the mocking tone of the system Shu Himo got extremely annoyed, but he decided to just say "Menu" because it felt cool.

"Menu!"

[The Bullsh*t System]

[BS points: 2]

[Infopoint]

[Shop/closed]

[Quests]

[Storage]

[Status]

[To select any of them, is enough think about it... or just say it.]

Hearing the mocking tone again Shu Himo felt again annoyed, but he vowed to ignore it afterward as it would be just a loss of time. "System, are BS points a value gained from the quests I did before? I'm guessing they can be used for the Shop."

[Surprising. User is able to notice something as obvious as what BS points are. Exactly, they are Bullsh*t Points and can be used for the shop. The shop is now closed because you are now in the soul realm. Also, the number of points you get change based on the quests you complete, normally the one you did would not give any but I felt like giving them as meeting gift.]

"...thanks?" A rather confused thanks came out from Shi Himo, but giving it no heed, he proceeded to try the next function. "Status!"

[Shu Himo. 0 Years old (soul)]

[HP: none]

[MP: none]

[Other stats: You are a basic soul, why would you even consider to open status?]

[State: A soul. Extremely weak.]

Paying no heed to the unexpected words that came out even from the status, Shu Himo felt the need to clarify one thing: "What you mean by 'basic soul'?".

"What about the Infopoint?"

[The Infopoint is where the system takes information that can get divulged to the user, to put Information in the Infopoint is needed to acquire via books or just by hearing. Any Info about the world you will choose is completely locked and will only be opened via already said methods or via buying with BS points.]

"Now that I think about it, the precedent quests I did had a grade of difficulty, how are they divided?"

[The difficulty of the quests is divided into F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS; Not counting + and - variables.]

"I see... as the rest of the functions are pretty obvious I would say to talk about what you just said before... the 'how' i will reincarnate."

[User previously selected: The Cultivation World - Beast Race. Will you confirm this?]

"Absolutely yes! I even completed that evil quest of escaping from the cows... if I didn't choose it I would be crazy!"

[Please select which variation of Beast Race you want to be: cat-human, dog-human, wolf-human, tiger-human.]

For some reasons, upon hearing the question he did not hesitate a single instant before resolutely declaring, "I will choose to be a wolf-human!"

[Selection of the world and race completed. Proceed to select a starting plot.]

"Plot?" Surprised by the sudden option of choosing the plot Shu Himo was dumbfounded.

[1. Spawning with the body of the last life in a random place of wilderness in the world.]

[2. To be born normally in the world retaining the memories from the former world.]

[3. Taking over the body of a trash young master that died a moment before.]

[4. Further options need other quests to be unlocked.]

Getting shiver from the fourth option, Shu Himo chooses to do it the normal way for once and decide one of the three options. Thinking again of the first phrase he heard from the system he felt the need to ask: "System if I'm the host number 347, what happened to the 346 hosts before me?"

[Dead. All dead.]

[55 Dead at the first quest.]

[76 Dead trying to conquer the world they got placed.]

[33 Dead trying to conquer the universe they got placed.]

[178 Dead from Abrupt quests.]

[4 Dead from a fight with one of the 12 divinities.]

Feeling a chill all over his soul, Shi Himo asked: "System, what are the Abrupt quests?"

[Improvvise quests, that you could get even by walking in the streets. They don't require you accepting to start.]

Having finally felt the ruthlessness of the system, Shi Himo started to ponder about the 3 choices carefully.

The first was absolutely to avoid, as randomly spawning in the middle of the wilderness with a body with no cultivation may as well mean to suicide;

The second was the less risky of the three, but knowing the system there is a good chance of getting hard quests from a baby, which would be extremely hard to complete;

The third was a bit uncomfortable with being viewed as a trash person, but thinking again about it Shu Himo remembered something he extremely loves: The Art of Faceslapping!

"System! I will choose the third option! I will be reborn in The Cultivation World!"

[Accepted. Searching for a random Cultivation World...]

[World found. Searching target...]

[Target found: Shu Himo. 6 Years old.]

[Initiating transfer...]

"Oh, I'm lucky, the name is the same as mine... it will solve a lot of problems... wait... 6 years old?? I just deleted the second choice because of the risk of having problems with a non-developed body!"

Even while facing the critique from Shu Himo, the system did not care and proceeded the transfer.

[Transfer completed. User from now is Shu Himo from The Cultivation World. Good luck!]

All that remained in the dark place now was dark, no sign of life whatsoever.