The Bullsh*t System

In the entrance of a house in an unknown location.

"I think you have understood something wrong... cross-realm battles are only the norm for the main character!"

"Eh?" Getting such an answer was completely unexpected for the man, but not putting it on his mind, he readied himself for the combat.

Shu Himo while smirking toward the guy thought 'Rule number 3 of the MC way: Always do cross-realm battles!'

Suddenly, the man abusing the fact that Shu Himo was sit down started running toward Shu Himo to attack him, but a moment later he felt a distinct pain in his feet: the nails were working!

Stopping where he was being startled, in a panic he looked again toward Shu Himo, only to see him looking toward himself with a cold and calculative smile, that gave him the feeling to be locked-on by a dangerous monster ready to swallow him whole.

[Used Intimidation lv_1!]

[Intimidation lv_1: Make the target feel to be locked-on by a tremendous monster giving him the feeling of incoming death. The chance of working change based on the current state of mind of the enemy compared to the User. The higher the difference in realms the higher the difficulty of this skill to work.]

Normally the man would be calm during a battle, but the skill Intimidation made for him impossible to calm down immediately. This gave Shu Himo the chance to lower his morale even further.

"Do you like the feeling of the poison flowing in your blood?" With a smile as creepy as a god of death, Shu Himo asked the man.

Only after the question the man completely panicked and watched toward the ground, to see if there were any more nails, and seeing them, he noticed that they were covered by a green thing, which gave him goosebumps, obviously, he did not know it was just an extremely small piece of cabbage.

At this moment, Shu Himo confirmed that he respected the next rule: 'Rule number 2 of the MC way: Always make your enemy feel true fear'. He then proceeded to stand up and run toward the completely scared man.

In response, the man acted on instinct and, by using a hidden sword, tried to kill Shu Himo with a horizontal slash who just smirked and jumped. Surprised he immediately looked up, only to see Shu Himo with his feet on the ceiling, ready to jump toward him using the force of gravity.

Now too late to use the sword to block the attack, he decided to block the attack with a punch, after all, he is a Blood Strengthening phase, he should win easily against a Muscle Strengthening phase! And it's true, while the Legendary cultivation technique boosted Shu Himo a lot it's still not enough considering he did not do any proper training in advance, but this wasn't what Shu Himo was aiming.

[Storage]

The existence of the storage was unknown to the man, who now, instead of worry about his hand was more concerned about what happened. 'This is impossible! He doesn't have any storage rings so how could he suddenly make a knife appear out of nowhere?!?' He instantly jumped backward to defend from any successive attack, but in the panic, he forgot the existence of the nails in the ground!

*Pli*

The sound of a nail piercing a foot was heard, together with the even more losing composure of the man: 'The poison! Damn!'. Doing his best to not make Shu Himo notice his concerns he did not make any sound, but the sign of his brows frowning did not escape the sight of Shu Himo.

Going in for the kill Shu Himo immediately trowed his knife toward the man, not to kill but merely to occupy his attention and then proceeded to use again the storage to use another kitchen knife using this time, the left hand. Sadly not always everything work according to the plan, and the man blocks the knife with his right arm, but while he failed to kill him, it was not for nothing, as now the right arm of the man was way slower than normal due to the cut in some muscles while he could not use his left hand at all.

The man now sure that victory was impossible, started to run, but hesitated due to a phrase from the smiling Shu Himo:

"Are you sure you want to run? How are you going to survive the lethal poison?"

"Monster!" Screaming at Shu Himo, the man was sure that Shu Himo wanted to kill him by himself because if he would just let him go the poison would kill him, this raised his doubts about the poison, but since there was still a chance that the poison was real, he could not run anymore.

With an extremely cold smile, Shu Himo started to run toward the kitchen, remembering another rule of the MC way, the one that helped him by giving him a skill: 'Rule number 1 of the MC way: Always be cold and indifferent toward enemies', he then picked up a wok and kept running toward the room with the two stinky corpses. Opening the door, he then proceeded running again toward the living room making sure that the man was still chasing him.

The man upon sensing the stink coming from the room instantly frowned, thinking that it was another type of poison coming from Shu Himo instantly looked into the room, only to find himself surprised and scared: his two helpers were there, and both had all their torso opened up, most likely to help propagate this stink, but why? The man blanked out for a moment, but once he realized the situation it was too late: 'it was to make me diverge my attention!' Realizing this he instantly turned around only to find a flying wok toward him, startled, he instantly blocked it with the left arm, and due to the blocked vision, he did not notice that Shu Himo was coming toward him from behind the wok!

Having a bad feeling, the man tried to jump back instantly but he wasn't fast enough, what greeted him was an indescribable pain in his torso, and only after a moment did he notice what happened! Shu Himo just pierced him with the kitchen knife in his lungs, even if he missed his heart now he had no way to survive!

"Haha..." with a crazed laugh, the man then proceeded to ask a question that was bothering him during all the fight. "Hey... at least before I die please tell me... was the poison real?" Somehow the answer he received was one he expected: "No, it was not poison. It was cabbage." Not only hearing that it was not poison, but that it was even the cabbage he intended to eat once he came back the only thing that remained for him to do was a crazed laugh. "HAHAHA... I got tricked and died thanks to my lunch!" Said that the man fell on the floor making a *tud* sound. Now he is dead.

"Have fun in the next world, nameless kidnapping leader."

[Quest Success: Escape from or Kill the kidnappers!]

[Quest Difficulty: A]

[Quest Rewards: 3 BS points + One free Sky weapon!]

[You now have 3 BS points!]

"Wow, how generous to give me both the rewards..." Thinking that he would only get the Sky weapon but got the BS points too, Shu Himo was extremely happy and surprised.

[Proceeding in entering the Sky Weapon Shop...]

Blinking for a moment, the next place where Shu Himo found himself was into an extremely big room full of exposed weapons, seemingly a museum more than a shop.