The career of an evil alchemist that started with picking up a crazy sword girl

It's right to think about it. In a chaotic land, there are many forces fighting each other. With the productivity level of this world, it is difficult to develop the land outside the human gathering area, so it is more reasonable to retain a large amount of original vegetation.

Needless to say, the place they teleported to had a large primitive jungle on the left and a river more than ten meters wide on the right. It looked like a good campsite.

Lu Lin led Li Mi to the river and looked at the clear water. He always felt that it would be nice to put a few bottles of beer and a watermelon on ice in it and then have a barbecue on the spot...

It's a pity that they don't have similar food reserves. During the month at White Miko's side, they had already eaten all the fresh ingredients. After that, they followed White Miko to eat nectar mixed with vegetables every day. Now they only have Various foods close to pumpkins and potatoes that can be stored for a long time.

"Oh, what a pity," Lu Lin couldn't help but sigh, "There are beautiful mountains and rivers, but there is no beer..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Lin suddenly paused.

Um……

What's that in the river?

Are there a few corpses floating down?

very good.

This is right.

How could a chaotic land be so peaceful?

Just, why does it seem so noisy upstream of the river...

Lu Lin raised his head and looked upstream.

Then he saw a group of people on the back of the earth dragon looking at him across the river.

Even from such a distance, he heard a loud roar coming from the opposite side: "Look, that stupid boy with the cat on his back over there, just a few dead people floating down, he was so scared! Hahaha!"

Lu Lin immediately twitched the corner of his mouth.

It is indeed a place of chaos.

When I first arrived, in such deep mountains and old forests, I could actually encounter bandits.

There are still wandering bandits with earth dragons.

what is this?

The wasteland speedsters of the wizarding world?

Wasteland racing off-road modified vehicles.

Are you riding an off-road modified dragon here?

If you look closely, you will see that their earth dragons are actually tied with many unexplained thorny wooden boards and the like.

"I just don't know what my strength is..." Lu Lin thought to himself and took out his alchemy staff.

Speaking of which, he seems to have not used this thing since it was upgraded to the intermediate level.

At the same time, the opponent's Earth Dragon had already crossed the river at a very fast speed. Accompanied by several ghostly roars, several gangsters with long knives jumped off the Earth Dragon and rushed towards them.

It can be seen that although they have installed some pretentious equipment on their Earth Dragon, it is still clear that this thing should not be used for fighting at all.

As for the reason for modifying the Earth Dragon, it is probably purely because they think it looks good.

It fits Lu Lin’s stereotype of wasteland speedster toilet supplies.

Lu Lin immediately raised his alchemy staff and pointed it at the gangster at the front.

Lu Lin didn't anticipate this attack at all, and didn't think he could hit it. He just wanted to test the effect of the alchemy staff first.

But Lu Lin never expected that when he saw him using his staff, the other party would stop instantly and put up a posture, as if he was very alert.

Then.

"boom!"

The blazing beam of light that Lu Lin never expected to hit fell from the sky and hit the leading gangster.

The bombardment was as fleeting as ever, but this time, the power was completely different from the past.

The gangster felt as if he was teleported away and his figure disappeared instantly, but obviously, this was not teleportation magic.

So, to find his body, you have to look down.

The pile of blackened rotten flesh on the ground is him now.

Everyone in Lulin was dumbfounded.

It's not that I'm surprised by the power. After all, this is a mission reward and the upgrade formula has been specially prepared for the staff. After two upgrades, the power will definitely not be bad.

But what Lu Lin didn't expect was that his move, which he didn't calculate at all in advance, could actually hit?

It takes about two seconds from the time the spell is cast to the moment the sky fire reaches the intermediate level. If the opponent had not stopped due to caution, Lu Lin would not have hit him anyway.

Of course, on the other hand, if Lu Lin had calculated the amount of advance, he would have been able to avoid it just by pressing the brake.

"So, is this the legendary master of Rookie..." The corner of Lu Lin's mouth twitched.

Different from Lu Lin's speechlessness, the faces of the aggressive group of bandits suddenly changed when they saw that the brother who charged at the front had died so miserably. They probably felt that they had offended someone they could not afford to offend. The group of bandits almost did not hesitate. He turned around and ran, running as fast as he came. He jumped onto the ground dragon in a flash, turned the faucet and headed straight upstream at full speed.

"Well, my head is not strong. It seems that we were just treated as fat sheep before," Lu Lin thought to himself, and put the alchemy staff behind his back. "Is it because of the big cat behind me? Why don't I find someone to change it? Change? Well... forget it, let's wait until we see the residential area."

Just when Lu Lin was about to ignore this small episode and go back to check on Dilong's situation, he turned his head and glanced at Liumi beside him, but he was startled.

He saw Tanuki looking at him, her hair color was two points lighter than before, and she didn't know when she was holding the sword that she could summon out of thin air.

"Li Mi, you...ah, I mean, it's okay now. Those people ran away," Lu Lin said quickly, "They are just a bunch of little thieves. You don't need to draw your sword."

Hearing Lu Lin's words, Li Mi nodded gently, the long sword in his hand slowly disappeared, and his hair color finally returned to normal.

Seeing this, Lu Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

He suddenly realized that the White Witch's advice before he left seemed to be more important than he thought. Li Mi has now recovered some basic thinking ability, but her judgment is still very straightforward. Although just a group of funny thieves came, in her opinion, this is a situation that needs to be fought.

Since you want to fight, you should draw your sword.

The simplest logic, but also very troublesome.

"It seems that the new weapon issue must be resolved quickly," Lu Lin looked up at the river.

However, it seems that they must first find a decent town.

The group of bandits just ran upstream, and Lu Lin was not sure if it was because their nest was upstream.

In this case, it seems that they can only wait for the earth dragon to recover and go downstream to try their luck.

Chapter 115 Killer Whale Meteor Hammer

The next day

In the alchemy room, Lu Lin looked at a huge transparent block in front of him and touched his chin.

He thought about what weapon to give Li Mi for a long time.

At first, he was actually considering whether to prepare some bombs for Li Mi.

But after thinking about it, things that are too complicated to operate do not seem to be suitable for Li Mi. Instead of letting Li Mi equip these, it is better for him to watch and throw them.

So, it is better to make something simpler and more brutal.

But the materials are limited. If Lu Lin wants to make a weapon that can withstand the destruction of Li Mi now, he really doesn’t have many options.

After looking around, he found that this material in front of him may meet the requirements after processing.

This is a material called "Kabobo Glue", which is similar to rubber in nature, but softer, more elastic, and lighter.

The advantage is that it is durable and difficult to break due to physical collision. The disadvantage is that it is not resistant to high temperature or low temperature.

Moreover, compared to using this thing as a weapon, it feels more suitable as a pillow or a hug.

Yes, it is similar to the use of latex.

But it may be even softer and more elastic than latex.

Making such a thing into a weapon...

Seriously...

Is it suitable?

Hmm...

If the center of gravity is suitable and it is made into a structure similar to a meteor hammer, it may not be without lethality?

Thinking of this, Lu Lin inexplicably thought of a killer whale pillow used as a weapon in a game in his previous life.

Thinking carefully, the structure of the killer whale seems to be quite suitable, with a thin tail and a thick body, and the center of gravity should be just right when it is swung.

And making the weapon into a pillow, it seems quite suitable for the image of a raccoon to walk on the street with such a pillow?

The more Lu Lin thought about it, the more reasonable it seemed.

I immediately took out a pen and paper and began to draw the design, considering the design of the handheld part, the anti-slip design of the tail, the center of gravity design, and also taking into account the appearance design.

After drawing it all, it really looks like that.

Turning his head to look at Li Mi, who was squatting on a chair beside him and looking at him eagerly, Lu Lin hesitated for a moment, but still turned around and presented the design to Li Mi, and asked softly: "Li Mi, I will make you a weapon like this, what do you think?"

Li Mi looked at the design in Lu Lin's hand, blinked first, and then tilted his head, seeming to be very confused about why the thing in the drawing would be a weapon.

Lu Lin was silent for a moment and asked: "Is it... not wanted?"

But Li Mi shook his head decisively.

"So you want it?"

Li Mi's head shook immediately and nodded.

Seeing this, Lu Lin also understood.

It seems that although Li Mi doesn't think this thing looks like a weapon, it seems that he simply wants this gift.

"Well, if it doesn't work, just use it as a pillow. If it's a weapon, I can find a way to buy it in the city later," Lu Lin thought, and returned to the alchemy table to deal with it.

Since it is just a simple processing of materials and shaping, and even serious alchemy is not used, it is not too troublesome for Lu Lin now.

With the existence of magic, things like sculpting and shaping will be much easier, but whether it can be done well or not is indeed more demanding of artistic skills.

Fortunately, as a second-year thorny newt in his previous life, Lu Lin could really draw some small paintings and knead clay, and he also had a reference to the prototype in his mind, so it didn't take too much effort to make it.

After shaping, a layer of opaque skin-friendly material was attached to the surface, and then it was colored with white and black plant dyes, and a killer whale meteor hammer that was more than one meter long was ready.

Lu Lin took it in his hand and waved it. Don't say it, it is a gelatin material after all. Although it is softer than latex, it is really heavy to swing it when the overall center of gravity is right.

Because it is big enough, it is a bit difficult for him to swing it a few more times with his strength.

It's a bit like that...

The legendary prison fighting artifact, a large version of the sock meteor hammer.

After looking at it repeatedly in his hand and making sure he was satisfied, Lu Lin looked at Li Mi, and then found that the latter was also looking at him eagerly, and even his eyes moved to the killer whale pillow in Lu Lin's hand from time to time.

Lu Lin couldn't help laughing.

Although the White Witch also said that Li Mi should be regarded as a little girl now, it is indeed quite different from the usual feeling.

But then again...

Li Mi is not very old. If the people of the Holy Church hadn't forced her here to be a brave warrior, she might have lived a life with all kinds of dolls in her room under the care of her parents...

Thinking of this, Lu Lin's smile froze again.

Taking a deep breath, Lu Lin put away his wild thoughts, came to Li Mi, and raised the huge killer whale meteor hammer in front of her.

"Come on, take it, it's yours now," Lu Lin said.

Li Mi looked at Lu Lin, then at the killer whale in front of him, swallowed his saliva, and then carefully reached out and held the tail of the killer whale pillow.

Lu Lin subconsciously let go of his hand.

Then, with a snap, the head of the killer whale pillow fell to the ground.

Lu Lin was stunned.

Then, Li Mi dragged the killer whale pillow to the empty space in the center of the room reserved for the formation. She grabbed the killer whale pillow by the tail and swung it in a circle for several rounds: five, four, three, six, five, nine, three, eight, nine. After that, she dragged it back to Lu Lin.

"Thank you..."

Lu Lin heard a very soft thank you. It seemed that Li Mi really liked her new weapon.

But Lu Lin always felt that something was wrong.