The ceo's secret

"Did you lie to me?" Hao Jian asked in a tone of no inferiority.

I yelled into my cell phone: "how can I start so fast this time? Do women nowadays have their brain stem removed? "

"You just have armpit hair, you don't know!" Hao Jian scolded me and said, "don't you know that the more the knife grinds, the faster it gets? Don't you know that practice makes perfect? Such a simple truth! Damn it

I swallowed my saliva for a while, and then scolded one by one: "you are a beast! ——”

"you are better than animals! ——”Hao Jian replied.

I said, "I wonder how you got started so quickly? Do you make people enchanted? ——”

"brother's eyes are better than enchantment incense!" Hao Jiandao.

"No bullshit!" I said, "come on! What heinous crimes have you committed against that welcome lady? ——”

"do you really want to know?" Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

"Nonsense! Speak quickly I said.

Hao Jian said: "look at you in such a hurry, I still..." I can't bear to tell you! ——”

"it's a treat, isn't it? ——”I warned him, "do you want to hang out on the seashore? ——”

Hao Jianjian said with a smile, "let's see what happens next! ——”

"go away! ——”I said angrily.

Hao Jian reminded me: "care about yourself first! If you still want to be a man of your word, you should fulfill your promise! ——”

I said angrily, "get out! ——”

"if you don't kick me, I can't move! ——”Hao Jian said with a strange smile at the end of his mobile phone.

………

Hang up Hao Jian's phone, I sit in front of the computer again, ready to give birth!

Inspiration is a mysterious thing. I have always been in awe of it. Every time when inspiration is about to come, I almost want to welcome it with the grand ceremony of incense bath!

But my mind is empty, inspiration seems to be unable to stand my neglect of it, it slipped away. I want to grab its tail and drag it back!

An hour later, a poem style copy appeared in my document. Another hour later, a TV copy appeared in my document, with a picture description -

my finger left the computer keyboard, leaned against the back of a wooden chair, and fixed my eyes on the two long copies on the computer screen -

I finally wrote it, and I read it out, I read it three times in a row, and then I gave it "ten"! ——Very stiff, very far fetched, very strange, very no feeling! ——I failed!

Inspiration slipped out of my hand like a little loach. It fell into the river and dived into the unknown swamp.

My heart is a little flustered, and a little angry, damn Hao Jian, a phone call to my inspiration away! I have to strangle him tomorrow! Hao Jian! Give me back baby! ——You beast! ——

When I was depressed, I put on my cigarette, kicked off my chair and went to the window -

the night was already deep.

The moon just hid behind the thick clouds, just like inspiration. MB! Even the things in the sky bully me! It's dark between heaven and earth, as if the whole world had been stuffed into Pandora's box!

With a sigh, I went back to the desk, fell dejectedly in the chair, grabbed the mouse, and conveniently opened Tencent QQ. There is a saying that the more lonely this person is, the higher the online rate is! On weekdays, I can also say that I'm hanging QQ to look up information or something, and I'm still online on weekends. What excuse can I find to hide my loneliness!

I had to choose stealth landing.

Don't think that the weekend is coming, the corpses lying in QQ will be like those ridiculous zombie families in Hong Kong movies. The more weekend, the more quiet and gloomy QQ will be like a cemetery!

I have a cigarette between my fingers, like a cunning boss peeping through the blinds to see if his employees are working hard for him. I quietly inspect my QQ and observe the epitaphs of those dead people -

one of them is like this: "this is a theorem: the bus you are waiting for will always be the last one to come!"

One is like this: "you and I are the distance between birds and fish..."

I like to peek at the signatures written by others. It's better to be original and interesting! The first reason is that it can satisfy my dirty and obscene curiosity psychology, just like watching other people's diary!

Second, I can understand each other's mood, especially the people I know! When I fell in love with Ye Mei before, I paid attention to her signature so that I could express the right care at the right time!

The third reason is that I can learn how to write.

Every time I see their epitaphs, I feel more and more that I am just a mediocre, what wisdom, what imagination, god horse is floating clouds!

I feel sorry for this pen in my hand - no! It's the keyboard! I haven't written very long words with pen for many years!

FuckingGreat！ (* *) it's great They are the most extraordinary people in the world!I pull the mouse to the "colleagues" column of QQ -

Wu Jin's signature is "peach is young, shining". If you want to return your son, you should have his family. "

This sentence comes from the book of songs, Guofeng, Zhounan. It is a song sung by an ancient woman when she got married. It expresses the hope and expectation of a woman's marriage life when she got married. It uses the luxuriant branches and leaves of a peach tree to describe the happiness of her marriage life.

The latter sentence "the son of the family should be at home", which means that the girl is about to get married, and the husband and wife are in harmony!

Human beings have been unable to stop the literary talent of advertising copywriters! I don't know what's going on in Wu Jin's mind, so he moved out all the sentences in the book of songs.

Gao Wan's signature is "when I'm in a bad mood, I beat 10086, anyway, it's free."

I don't know why this guy is in a bad mood, trapped in love or working hard? Is it because of nothing at the half year work summary meeting? ——

Qiu Yumin's signature is "I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, no one will disturb me!"

I can only say that this signature is too powerful!

Zhang Yiqi's signature is "in this world, it's more difficult to kill Q pet than one person!"

It's scary! I don't know if he wants to kill me like Q pet!

When I saw Zheng Ying's autograph, I seemed to understand why Wu Jin's brain cramped. It turned out that he was responding to Zheng Ying's autograph, because Zheng Ying's autograph was "qingqingzijin, leisurely my heart.". Even if I don't go, I'd rather not follow my voice? " This sentence comes from "book of songs · Zheng Feng · Zijin", which is a love poem. The main idea of the poem is: your green collar, deeply haunts my heart. Even if I didn't go to you, can't you keep in touch with me?

It's worth mentioning that this poem is controversial among modern people. Some people think it is a love story between men and women, and some think it refers to two men. That's what we call gay now. I don't have any perceptual knowledge about gay. Maybe it's someone like Jeff?! ——

Cao Cao borrowed this poem. The theme of his short song is very clear, that is, the author hopes to have a large number of talents to use for himself!

I checked the time when Wu Jin and Zheng Ying made a signature. Zheng Ying made it first, Wu Jin made it later, and it was less than ten minutes after Zheng Ying made a signature that he followed! The two sentences echoed each other, once again confirmed my conjecture, that is, Wu Jin always pays attention to Zheng Ying's QQ dynamic!

But why did Zheng Ying say that? I saw a Book of songs in her room. She is really a very talented woman. She not only likes calligraphy and writes with delicate brush, but also likes to read Tang and Song poetry and is familiar with the book of songs!

People like me from the Chinese department have never read the book of songs carefully!

The book of songs is the first collection of poems in China, which was respected as a Confucian classic in the Western Han Dynasty. The book of songs uses the most simple language to express the most sincere feelings, a few sentences, but can move people's feelings! There are many spoony women in the book of songs! If you want me to say, "the book of songs" is a selection of love poems of ancient women!

"Qingqing Zijin, you are my heart. Even if I don't go, I'd rather not follow my voice? "

Your green collar is deeply lingering in my heart. Even if I didn't go to you, can't you keep in touch with me?

Who is Zheng Ying talking about? This form was issued at 8:00 this evening, which is not long after I separated from her in the beauty mall. It is obvious that she logged on QQ on the bus with her mobile phone.

I think of her hasty but hot lips again -

I don't want to pretend to be confused. I guess Zheng Ying's announcement should have something to do with me. "Zijin" is the nickname of the ancient women for their favorite men, "Qingqing" is the pronoun, which means "blue collar". All the students in the Han Dynasty wore blue clothes!

Singer Xin Xiaoqi's love song "taste" may be inspired by this poem, "miss your smile, miss your coat, miss your white socks, and the taste of your body; I miss your kiss, and the faint tobacco smell of your fingers, the taste of being loved in my memory."

It can be said that "Zi Jin" and "Wei Wei" are similar!

Ah! This silly girl! What's the matter with her? How could she have such feelings for me other than brother and sister? Did she not care about her boyfriend in another city and fall in love with me? ——

MB! Am I too smelly and beautiful?!

Is it really like someone joking that "distance does not necessarily produce beauty, it may be Xiaosan"?

Am I that hateful "little three"?

Ah! Frankly, I don't know what to do? Maybe I should keep a distance with that girl? Maybe I should talk to her? ——

Then I saw Hao Jian's signature. This guy is much more smelly and beautiful than me. His signature is "men want to work with me, women want to work with me!"

MB! It's amazing! I'm so scared! Since the internet post bar, people's aesthetic consciousness began to develop abnormally; since the Tencent QQ, Chinese grammar is in a mess!Then I saw LAN Ting's signature: "you are Chen Shimei!"