The ceo's secret

"Look at it. It may inspire you. Sometimes inspiration comes out in a flash." Sister Qin looked at me with concern and said.

I picked up a cherry and threw it into my mouth. I laughed at sister Qin and said, "sister Qin has said that, so I'll sell that boy's face." Then I hold the mouse, move it for a moment, open Wu Jin's QQ dialog -

sister Qin also leaned over and looked at the computer screen with interest -

I opened the file, and out came the windstorm video player, which jumped out a string of colorful Japanese letters -

before I could react, the picture was cut, it was a pair of * * men and women, the * * women The man was lying on the wall of the bedroom, and his hands were tied by the red rope behind him, while the strong man was jerking her from behind * * -

at the same time, the woman's cry of "flax land flax land" came from the back, crying and shouting -

* * it was a Japanese love action movie!

Under the guise of inspiration, Wu Jin went into the dark. What he sent me was a sex movie!

But I was too late! Sister Qin is watching!

I grabbed the mouse and snapped off the player, but because my wrist was shaking, I couldn't click the close button, only to minimize it. The sound of "flax land flax land" continued to reverberate in the bedroom -

I really wanted to hit the computer with my head! Seeing sister Qin turned around, I turned on the player again and turned it off!

The cry and cry disappeared immediately, but there was no sound in the bedroom. The silence was so embarrassing that it was almost crazy!

I didn't breathe again until sister Qin walked out of the bedroom quietly with her head down.

- Wu creaked and saw the message again

"Yes

"How's it going? Inspired, right? Ha ha ha -- "

" of course

"I'll tell you! How can you thank me? Hey, hey - "

" don't worry! I'll thank you so much for coming to work tomorrow

"Don't be so polite, we are brothers!"

"Yes! Oh! To remind you, please call 120 ambulance to wait downstairs in advance

“？？？”

"Because I'm afraid you won't get an ambulance to the scene of the accident!"

"What? You want to hurt me? "

"Why? I just want to kill you! "

………

The next day at work, Wu Jin pestered me and yelled at me as soon as he saw me -

he said, "Xu Ming, would you please ask Yinger to make an appointment for me to meet alone today?"

He said: "Xu Ming, we agreed last night. You can't break your promise. You must help your brother to deal with it today."

He said, "Hello! Do you hear me? Why don't you talk? Why are you so depressed? Did you get caught eating woman tofu on the bus? I used to teach you that you can't do that. You can't do it openly. You have to cover it up with a newspaper! You can't grab it as soon as you reach up. It's not tofu, it's a woman's * * ah

Then he began to talk to me like Hao Jian --

he said, "ah! Are you dumb? If you break your promise to me this time, our brothers will not be able to do it. We will break up our friendship and go our separate ways. I'll have you as a friend again! "

In silence, I walked all the way to my desk. Then I took off my shoulder bag and put it in the cabinet under my desk.

I stood facing Wu Jin, staring at him without expression, slowly rolling up my sleeves -

"Hello! What are you talking to? What are you stimulated by? Are you going to help or not? ——Ying'er is coming soon. We agreed on the Internet last night. If you go back, my little heart can't stand it! ——”

suddenly, I hit the desk with a fist, jumped at him, grabbed him by the collar and pushed him down on the desk.

I roared: "you didn't hit 120? Did you call 120? ——”

then I beat Wu Jin hard and nearly killed him on the desk -

finally, I threw him out and yelled: "get out! Get out of here before I lose my mind! ——”

Wu Jin pulled his clothes, looked at me from a distance and said, "what's the matter with you? It's like crazy! ——”

"what's the matter? You almost killed me last night! You send * * you tell me directly, say what inspires inspiration and so on bullshit I called to him.

"What's the matter?" Wu Jin looked at me inexplicably and said, "don't tell me, you've never seen such a fuss!"

"I've seen a lot more patriotic education films than you saw when you were a child!" I said.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?"

"The problem is, the problem is that I didn't know that you were * *, and I just ordered it!" I said."So what?"

"What's the matter?" I said to him, "what's the matter? Because my sister was next to me at that time! ——”

"ah! ——”Wu Jin looked at me in a daze, and immediately he laughed, pointed at me with his finger and said, "you won the lottery!"

"You laugh! Believe it or not, I'll hammer you to death?! ——”I glared at him.

"Don't, don't," Wu Jin said, "it's not all my fault. How can you surf the Internet with your sister? Hehe hehe -- "Wu Jin looked very happy. Then he tilted his head to look at me and said," your sister? When are you going to have another sister? Don't you have only one sister? ——”

I avoided his eyes and said vaguely, "it's not my sister, it's my sister --"

"what's your last name? How old are you? Are you married? Where do you work? ——”

I stopped him and said, "why do you care so much? Anyway, you almost killed me last night! You are the culprit! You should pull out the dog's head to serve! ——”

"who knows your sister is by your side! I can't blame it all, can I? " Wu Jin looked at me, still can't help laughing, "I also want to stimulate your inspiration out of some good intentions! ——”

"go! Go back to your position! I want to hit you when I see you now I waved at him impatiently.

"What about what we said last night?"

"What's the matter?"

"Help me make an appointment with Ying'er!"

"It's cold!"

"You! ——”

before Wu Jin finished speaking, he heard the sound of walking outside the door. After a while, Zheng Ying came in.

"Good morning! Xu Ming! ——Good morning! Wu Jin! ——”

Zheng Ying greets us with a smile.

Wu Jin and I looked at each other. Wu Jin said to Zheng yingxiao, "how can we call our names today? ——”

"it's the office where men and women give and receive each other. We should all pay attention to the influence!" Zheng Ying looked at Wu Jin and said seriously.

Wu Jin and I look at each other again -

the girl's voice has changed!

She said with a smile! Wu Jin, you don't know that Li Hongyan at the front desk said that we three play love triangle! In the company, we should pay attention to the influence. There are more villains in the workplace than dung beetles in the dunghill! "

If it goes on like this, should we play 3P?

Zheng Ying was amused by my metaphor, and "Puchi" burst out laughing.

"So that's it!" She said, "we should be more serious in the company, we can be more casual outside the company!"

"Yinger Wu Jin looked at Zheng Ying with wide eyes, thumbed up and said, "you have made great progress! Progress! Ideological awareness is getting higher and higher! "

Zheng Ying looked at Wu Jin and snorted: "of course! Unlike some people, they speak and do things regardless of occasion. " She alluded to Wu Jin!

Wu Jin must have understood what Zheng Ying was referring to, but he pretended to be confused. He said, "is there such a person? Is there such a person in our company who doesn't have a long look? "

Zheng Ying hummed, "that man is quite cheeky."

Wu Jin is not angry either. He laughs around Zheng Ying. He stares at her and says, "Yinger, where did you go last night? I don't return your messages or answer your phone calls. I'm worried! "

Zheng Ying went to her own position, turned around and looked at Wu Jin, and said, "where else can I go? I'm just your friends in Binhai, either in the company or at home, or at home or in the supermarket. There's no other place to go!"

"Then why did you ignore me?" Wu Jin said pitifully.

"Did I ignore you? I'm talking to you now, aren't I? "

"Then why don't you answer my phone?"

"Do you think I'll answer anyone's phone? I'm customer service! "

I couldn't help laughing beside me -

Wu Jin turned his face to stare at me, turned his face back, looked at Zheng Ying eagerly and said, "but Yinger, I care about you. At least you have to make an appropriate response, don't you? ——”

"I'm kidding you," Zheng Ying said, looking at Wu Jin, "it rained last night. I went to bed after dinner, and my mobile phone was set to mute, so I didn't hear your phone and SMS prompts."

"Oh," Wu Jin said thoughtfully, "so -"

"how? Don't you believe it? " Zheng yingbai took a look at Wu Jin and then said with a happy smile, "I like the rain at night. Listening to the rain outside the window, I can sleep safely."

"Is it?" Wu Jin scratched the back of his head and said, "I seem to be the same!"

"Don't you realize that I look so good today?" Zheng Ying said, looking at Wu Jin with a smile.

"Let's see --" Wu Jin put his face on Zheng Ying's face --

Zheng Ying dodged, raised her pink fist to hammer Wu Jin, and said, "I hate it! ——”

Wu Jin stepped aside, looked pitifully at Zheng Ying and said, "I was hammered by Xu Ming just now, but now you still hammer me. Why does everyone want to hammer me?"I chimed in and said with a smile, "because you have a face that needs beating!"

Zheng Ying and I exchanged a look and laughed together.