The ceo's secret

Qiu Yumin replied immediately: "Obama!"

Wu Jin said, "what mouse has only two legs?"

Qiu Yumin answered, "Mickey Mouse."

Wu Jin said with a smile, "what duck has only two legs?"

Zheng Ying quickly replied: "Donald!"

"Wrong!" Qiu Yumin looked at Zheng yingdao, and then looked at everyone happily and said, "all ducks have only two legs!"

I feel dizzy! What a topic! Is this still a brain twister? MB! If you haven't seen this idiot's question in advance, who can answer it? You can't make a sharp turn 88 times?!

"Ha ha!" Qiu Yumin smiles at Zheng Ying and says, "Zheng Ying! You'll get yourself a penalty! And I, drink three less! Ha ha - "

Wu Jin looked at Qiu Yumin with a smile and said," Minmin, have you seen this question before? "

"Don't worry about that," Qiu Yumin said triumphantly. "You don't stipulate that what you have seen before is not right?"

"That's, that's," Wu Jinxiao said, looking at Qiu Yumin. Then he turned to look at Zheng Ying, and then turned to look at Qiu Yumin with a smile. "Min Min Min, Ying'er is too strong to drink. I'll drink that for her."

Qiu Yumin cut and said, "how can that work? You can't drink wine on behalf of others. Do you understand the rules? " She looked at Wu Jin and Zheng Ying carefully and said, "why do you drink for her? What's your relationship? What kind of work? To be honest -- "

" you misunderstood, Minmin, "Wu Jin continued with a smile." we big men should know how to be compassionate, right? Qiu Yumin tilted his head for a moment, looked at Zheng Ying and Wu Jin, and said, "well, I'll give Yinger a question. If she answers correctly, this glass of wine will be free. If you can't answer, you can't avoid a fine for drinking. You have to pay another fine! What about? ——”

Wu Jin pretended to be surprised, looked at Qiu Yumin and said, "Minmin, are you a little too cruel? Now it's two cups! "

Qiu Yumin said: "if she wins, there will be none. Yes? I dare not gamble

I smoke and watch the fun. Qiu Yumin is a good gambler. If life is a gamble, she must be a gambler! She's a woman playing with the heartbeat! Women who play bungee jumping in life!

"Make a question, please! Minmin Zheng Ying raised her nose and looked at Qiu Yumin. It seemed that Qiu Yumin's words aroused her little fighting spirit.

Qiu Yumin hummed: "I'll give you some personal pronouns. You can connect them into a smooth sentence: I, she, he, like it. Prompt, no words, no punctuation! "

Zheng Ying holds her cheek, frowns and thinks about it. Qiu Yumin holds her chest in one hand and holds her glass in the other, and looks at Zheng Ying with pride.

In the end, Zheng Ying gave up. She couldn't figure out how these words could form a complete sentence without punctuation?

Not only does she think so, but I think so too. I can't think of it. Wu Jin, Zhang Yiqi and Gao Wan can't think of it. It's funny to scratch one by one.

Qiu Yumin announced the answer, she looked at everyone with a smile, very proud to say: "she likes him."

"What about me? ——”Zhang Yiqi first protested.

Several of us made the same protest immediately after that. The sentence "she likes him" didn't put all the words "I, she, he, like" into the sentence?! There's only one "I" left! ——

Qiu Yumin sneered, looked at Zhang Yiqi and said, "she likes him. What does it have to do with you? ——Ha ha ha - "

there was a moment of silence, and then everyone suddenly understood. It turns out that everyone was fooled by Qiu Yumin! What a topic! It's a trick of swearing like "I'll kill you" and "you're strong and great". It's all deceiving!

Qiu Yumin said, "she likes him. What does it have to do with you?" Maybe it was unintentional, but the listener Zhang Yiqi was intentional. He looks a little annoyed. He sits on one side in silence and sucks his cigarette hard -

Qiu Yumin doesn't pay attention to him at all. She is urging Zheng Ying to drink.

Zheng Ying said, "I'm willing to take a gamble and admit defeat." she even drank two cups of Chivas at one go. Then pouted his little mouth and muttered that he was fooled by Qiu Yumin. The last question should not count!

Wu Jin quickly leaned over to comfort her. His arm quietly reached behind Zheng Ying again, stayed on the back of the sofa for a while, and then fell on Zheng Ying's shoulder.

Zheng Ying raised her face and gave him a quick look. She hesitated for a moment. At last, she didn't want to resist, and let Wu Jin's arm -

Wu Jin continue to joke and amuse her. She listened carefully, and sometimes responded, but her body seemed to be a little stiff -

she gave me a quick glance. I happened to be looking at her and Wu Jin, and their eyes were in the air As soon as you touch it, it pops away -

the DJs in the bar are still hot, and those urban men and women who are ignited by alcohol are swinging their bodies under the dim and ambiguous colored lights——Sometimes I have a whim. I once had such an idea. At the bar at zero hour, just when everyone forgot to go home, I suddenly turned off all the music in the bar. What would it be like? Will the scene suddenly become very embarrassing and ridiculous? The men and women who were rocking wildly one second ago were suddenly stunned, and their bodies were still in the posture of putting in one second ago -

that is absolutely a very absurd scene!

We had another round of wine, and it must be almost eleven o'clock.

The atmosphere in the bar is gradually moving towards * *. The atmosphere is stirred up by alcohol and hormones. At this time, people will drink more violently and shake their bodies more violently -

everyone is the same, because they are all men. The brains of several of us men are also getting excited. Alcohol and hormones have already reacted chemically in our bodies.

Wu Jin pulls Zheng Ying from the sofa to dance. Zheng Ying says she can't dance. Wu Jin takes the opportunity to say that I can teach you!

Men always say that, because we all chase girls. Common sense tells us that if a girl can't swim, we men should ask her to swim. If a girl can't play billiards, we men should ask her to play billiards. Only when girls don't know, can we show the infinite power of men, and we can have the opportunity to teach them and "touch" them!

If a girl can dance, swim and play billiards, what should she do? don 't worry! There must be a way, people are intelligent animals, men are more intelligent! If girls are proficient in everything, we can do the opposite, we can pretend not to, so I can also achieve the goal of "contact" girls!

Qiu Yumin seems to have drunk to the state, she directly ran to the front platform to jump a pass, and then Xiang sweat dripping back. Of course, Zhang Yiqi accompanies the whole process, he does not dance, he still plays the role of his loyal bodyguard! To tell you the truth, watching Qiu Yumin dance reminds me of some kind of African aboriginal dance, which is characterized by throwing milk! ****Qiu Yumin is very enthusiastic and full of energy. If it wasn't for Zhang Yiqi, who is tall and big, guarding the side, he would have provoked more than n strange men to dawdle. In places like bars, there are such a kind of men who come here to hunt, because they are city hunters!

I sit on the sofa smoking, holding a glass of wine in my hand, drinking slowly without a mouthful, looking at those bodies full of Desire under the dim and ambiguous light -

Qiu Yumin fanned the wind with his hand, went to the table and said, "what are you doing sitting here? Go dancing! ——”Then she took a glass of Chivas, touched it with me and drank it up.

I'll take it with my head up.

Qiu Yumin invited me several times this evening, and I declined politely. I know Zhang Yiqi's temper, today is Wu Jin's birthday, I don't want to spoil the scene!

I still sat still, Qiu Yumin came forward to pull me. She said with a smile: "go! My handsome guy! It's a slow shake, not just a drink! "

I waved my hand with a smile and said, "goodbye! Don't make a fool of me! As soon as I dance, people say that the gorilla is going to be in heat! "

Qiu Yumin chuckled, laughing so low that the two * * in his chest were shaking.

"I'll see you dance more," she said, looking at me. "I'll see what a gorilla's oestrus looks like!"

Zhang Yiqi was really not happy. He came forward and pulled Qiu Yumin's hand away.

"Minmin!" He looked at Qiu Yumin and said, "people don't want to jump. Why do you force them! Shall I dance with you? "

Qiu Yumin turns to look at Zhang Yiqi and points at him.

"You? ——”She laughed. "Don't worry, I'll kill myself as soon as you dance!" Qiu Yumin looked at me with a smile and said, "do you know? Once we played in red house! One of my best friends said that he danced like the G8 entering Beijing! Hahaha - "

Zhang Yiqi asked for an embarrassment, scratched her forehead in embarrassment, then reached for a glass of wine and drank it up!

Qiu Yumin grabs my hand again and drags me to the front -

what Zhang Yiqi does next surprised me -

he steps forward, grabs Qiu Yumin, and carries her to the open space in front of the table. He still does not let go, but continues to hold her, clumsily shaking his body -

Qiu Yumin seems to be on fire. He pushed Zhang Yiqi away and yelled at him: "Zhang Yiqi! What do you want? Why are you so annoying! Why do you always follow me? Can you stop following me? Where I go, you follow me. Can you stop acting like a tail? "

Zhang Yiqi opens her arms rigidly and looks at Qiu Yumin stupidly -

Qiu Yumin's remaining anger is not gone.

"Please! Zhang Yiqi She yelled at him, "can you not be so careful! Do you know how embarrassing you are! You always follow me and make me feel sick, you know?! ——”

Zhang Yiqi was so embarrassed by Qiu Yumin that after holding on for a long time, she yelled at Qiu Yumin and said, "I'm doing it for you, OK? I'm not careful. I'm for your own good. I'm for your safety. ""Zhang Yiqi!" Qiu Yumin didn't seem to have the patience to listen to his nonsense. He waved to him impatiently and said, "I don't need you to be nice to me, OK? I don't need you to be nice to me, I don't need you! I really don't need it! Are you satisfied with what I say? ——I'll say it again. Don't talk to me again! ——”