"I see! A cruel girl like you can see that she has received cruel training in the terrorist base in Afghanistan! " I said to her.

It's self-defense! I think you've learned masturbation!

Liu yunyun sits on the concrete floor with her legs bent, hands in her arms, and looks at the lights of the city in the distance. The night wind lifts her hair and dances slightly -

"Xu Ming, do you know?" She looked at me and said, "do you know why I let you be my surrogate boyfriend? ——”

"of course," I said, staring at her, "because I'm a bully! You are my boss, I am your subordinate, you can lead me by the nose! You know I'm eager for a good job, so it's easy for me to come and go by controlling me! "

Liu yunyun stretched out his index finger, put it in front of me and said, "you are completely wrong!"

"What's that for?" I said, "it's not because I'm so handsome!"

"You are so beautiful! Binhai city is more handsome than you She looked at me and said with a smile.

"What's that for?" I looked at her and said.

"It's easy," she said, looking at me, "because I trust you!"

"Come on!" I glanced at her and said, "trust me! Keep saying I'm insulting you! Take what happened at the door of Redhouse bar as an example. At that time, I risked my life to save you and personally sent you home. You not only didn't appreciate me, but also avenged me by framing me to insult you when you were drunk! ——The typical dog bites LV Dongbin. I don't know what a good man is! ——”

"isn't it indecent?" She looked at me and said, "when I got up the next morning, I found that I was naked, and you were lying in Miss Ben's bed --" she straightened her flexing leg and looked at the tip of her shoe --

"I swear, I didn't touch you with a finger that night!" I looked at her and protested loudly, "it's very likely that you have drunk too much, and your whole body is hot and dry. Then you take off all of yourself. Fortunately, you mean me! ——”

"I know," she said, raising her cheek and taking a quick look at me, "I had that problem before. When I drank too much, I took myself off I don't know... "

"Then why did you insist that I did it! And impound my ID card and force me to be your surrogate boyfriend? " I glared at her and said, "otherwise, because of you, how could Li Xiaochu and I know each other? If I didn't know him, how could I - "

If I didn't know Li Xiaochu, I wouldn't have some troubles later.

She said with a smile: "at that time, I wanted to have a surrogate boyfriend. With him, I could reduce a lot of unnecessary entanglement of Miss Ben -"

"so I hit you again, right?" I'm not very angry.

"Yes, I can teach you." She said with a smile.

"It's you! Miss Lin I said.

"In fact, I know that you saved me from those two sex wolves, and I know that you drove me home. I pretended to be confused on purpose." She looked at me and said with a smile.

"Hello! ——”I glared at her and said, "you've gone too far! You are such a Fairy!... "

Liu yunyun looked at me with a smile and hummed, "I'll give you a privilege tonight. For the sake of your bad heart, you call me a witch, and I won't care about you any more!"

I didn't appreciate it. I said, "what else do you know? "Siren

Liu yunyun said with a smile: "I know more. I know that you saved me that time in the clouds. If you didn't show up in time, I would have been given by that bastard Li Xiaochu --" she pulled her face down and looked at the distance with hatred -

the more she said, the more angry I was. I yelled at her: "you know everything, why do you want to look for me every time Trouble? Witch! Do you think I'm a soft persimmon? ——”

"you are a bully, hehe," she said with a smile, turning to me. "However, I was in a low mood during that time, so you were less lucky. Besides, I have to turn passive into active so that I can control you and let you listen to miss Ben honestly! "

"How dark you are! ——You have a serious tendency to commit suicide! ——”I looked at her and said in a faint voice.

She chuckled and said, "if Miss Ben has a serious masturbation tendency, you must have a serious masochistic tendency! Ha ha ha -- "

" Hello! How can you still laugh? " I said angrily.

She looked at me with a smile and said, "why not? I always want to laugh when I think of your pitiful way of bearing humiliation! Ha ha - "

I looked at her and said," didn't you say you knew everything? "

Without thinking about it, she said, "yes, what's the matter?"

I said: "well, do you remember the time when we were raped by Li Xiaochu in the elevator downstairs? ——”At the thought of this, I was still secretly proud.

She was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said in a low voice, "this I don't remember... "Look at her face, she must remember. I continued with a smile: "do you want me to help you remember? It seems that that night, a woman was very active! ——”

"no more! ——”She turned her face, gave me a quick glance, and then turned it again.

I burst out laughing. Now it's my turn to laugh.

After laughing, I looked at her and said, "in fact, we were all fascinated by Li Xiaochu once, so we are just like each other. When you were fascinated, you stepped into my arms on your own initiative. When I was fascinated, I threw you on the front of the car on my own initiative - "

" Hello! ——”She turned her face and glared at me, frowning, "you still mention it! Believe it or not, I hit you with a bottle! ——”

look! It's back in shape! A savage may be a lady for a while, but she will never be a lady!

"Smash it!" I looked at her provocatively and said, "to tell you the truth, I have practiced martial arts since I was a child. I have practiced tietougong, tiebushan and heishazhang. Opening a wine bottle is just a piece of cake!"

There are also Shaolin milkmen. I didn't say that.

She looked at me angrily and said, "to tell you the truth, I've been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I've only practiced shadowless feet in Foshan for more than ten years! Be careful

"You dare! My family is three generations of simple, if I lose fertility, I will borrow your abdomen artificial insemination surrogacy I said viciously.

"You hate it! ——”She said with an angry and funny look at me.

We sat on the roof, drinking and bickering.

When the bottle of Lafite in 1982 was about half drunk, Liu yunyun looked at me and said, "Xu Ming, why don't you take a break first? ——”

I took my eyes away from the night sky, looked at her and said, "what do you mean? ——”

"I don't want you to leave the beautiful clothes, but the current situation is very bad for you. I believe you won't insult Li Hongyan, but their caliber is very consistent, and I don't know where to start at the moment. At this time you work in the company, I'm afraid you can't stand other people's comments on you! " Liu yunyun looked at me and said that his expression was very sincere.

I said, "is that how you want me to stay? ——”

Liu yunyun looked at me and nodded seriously.

"You don't want to lose my submissive surrogate boyfriend, do you?" I said to her.

"No," she said, looking at me, "I think you are a talented person. I believe you will make a great contribution to beautiful clothes, and I also believe in your character. If you are the pervert they suspect, if you want to insult Li Hongyan, you must have done something to me, right? You have so many chances - "

when I looked at her, I suddenly wanted to laugh. I touched my nose, looked at her with a smile and said," you mean you are much more beautiful than Li Hongyan, right? If I were a big sex wolf, I would insult you first, right? ——”

Liu yunyun gave me a wry look and said, "don't you think I'm much more beautiful than Li Hongyan?"

I laughed and said nothing -

she said, "can you stay? For the sake of my personal request! You know, I never care about others' going or staying. You should know that I was the first one to go back and beg an employee to stay - "

she said that, looking away, she added:" because I believe you are a rare talent! ——”

"if you promise me a condition," I said, looking at her with a smile, "I can consider staying."

She turned to me and said, "what are the conditions? ——”

"if you can get rid of the word" agent "in" acting boyfriend. " I looked at her and said with a bad smile, "I can think about staying!"

"I hate you! ——”She frowned, looked at me angrily, and raised her hand to hit me.

I exaggerate to scream: "hit is pro, scold is love, you hit me today, also scolded me, it seems that you are both pro and love to me! ——This is my dear, isn't it?! Ha ha ha -- "

" you are so beautiful She looked at me angrily and said, "I'm the general manager of beautiful clothes, so I'm just as eager for talents as Cao Cao," qingzijin, leisurely in my heart. But for your sake, I ponder till now '- "

I looked at her with a smile and said:" the first two sentences were not written by Cao Cao, but copied from the book of songs. Those two sentences express women's yearning for the man they love. You can't use the short song line to express the meaning in the book of songs, can you? If you like me, just say it! I still like you straight! Ha ha ha -- "

" Hello! Have you finished She gave me a hard look and said, "who likes you! There are many handsome men in Binhai city! Can you line up? ——”

I said with a smile: "there are many handsome men in Binhai, but there are not many talented ones. If there are talented and dedicated ones, then I am the only one left!"

"I don't see it, Xu Ming," she said, looking at me. "So you're a narcissist!"

"Narcissism and self-confidence mean the same to some extent, just like obstinacy, which means persistence to some extent." I said with a smile."Glib, you must have cheated many girls!" Liu yunyun looked at me and said.

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