The ceo's secret

"Come on! If you lose, admit it. Is it useful to struggle to death? " I stare at her and sneer.

She is still a happy smile, looking at me, words clearly said: "Xu Ming! Listen up! The answer to this riddle is "waitress" -- "

I stared at her with wide eyes and said," no, you?! ——”

I feel like I've been hit hard!

"Why?" She said, picking her eyebrows and smiling at me.

I said, "you must have seen this riddle before, haven't you? ——”

she shook her head triumphantly and said, "No."

"I don't believe it!" I said.

"Believe it or not! As a matter of fact, it is not! " She said, still looking at me with pride.

I touched my nose, looked at her and said, "how do you think of that? ——”

she smiles, raises her eyebrows to me, and indicates to me that outside the box, a beautiful stewardess is pushing a car to really serve the passengers in the opposite box -

Liu yunyun says with a smile: "I came up with the answer because I saw her. Is" Qiushuiyiren night reading "and" Hongxiu "a woman? Who read? Is it a scholar? A woman who accompanies a scholar to study at night is not a woman, a waiter, a student? ——”

I looked at her suspiciously and said, "did you really think of it yourself? ——”

"what's the matter," she said at a glance, "you think my brain is your brain? Are you stupid? Do you think people in the world are as stupid as you? Damn it! ——”

I said, "I don't believe you can do this!"

"It's true. You can't believe it!" Then she put her hands together, looked at the sky at a 45 degree angle, and said, "by the way, by the way, what can I do to punish you? Let me think, let Miss Ben think -- "

I said:" wait! ——”

Why did she come to see me? Want to deny? ——”

deny? What a bad word! But am I that easy to deal with? ——

I looked at her and said with a sneer, "you're right, but you're not quite right! ——Why? Because there are two answers to this riddle, one is "waitress", and the other is "companion", so your answer is incomplete. Therefore, you didn't win and I didn't lose! ——”

"Hello! Gu! ——”Liu yunyun suddenly jumped up from the sofa and yelled at me, "are you not denying? What is integrity and what is incompleteness? You dare say that "waitress" is not the answer to it. Since it is, how can it be called incompleteness? ——”

I held my arms, looked at her with a smile and said, "how can it be called integrity? ——”

I admit that I'm denying it, or even making a fuss, but I just don't want to admit defeat to her. I'm not happy with her elated expression! My current state of mind has a tendency to be * * rather than masochistic!

"Gu! You turn back and you don't believe what you say! " She pointed to me and said fiercely, "you're sophistry and mischief. You're too bad, too abnormal, too --"

I looked at her with a smile and said, "well, why do you call it complete? ——”

the purpose of holding on to this sentence is to disturb her thinking habits, suddenly act in the opposite way, disrupt her normal thinking process, and make her fall into silence for a while -

"....." She blushed with anger, "gu! I tell you, you want to disturb my thinking, no way, I will prove that you are sophistry! I... "

After thinking for a moment, she stared at me angrily and then said, "this is the relationship between belonging and being, including and being included..." Let me give you an analogy For example, if we want to go to Italy, there are at least two modes of transportation. We can go by plane or by ship. Can you say that it is not complete for us to go to Italy by plane Can you say it's wrong to get to Italy by air? It's ridiculous!... "

In the end, I had to make a compromise, because I was guilty, and she was able to clarify the truth with such a simple metaphor. As a matter of fact, I have no reason to defend myself!

I looked at her with a smile and said, "OK! I lost! ——What do you want? How to take a big risk? Do you want me to jump from the height of 40000 meters? ——”

Liu yunyun sneered and said, "that's too cheap for you! You can go to the palace with a knife! ——”

"isn't it?" I stare at her with big eyes, and my hands drop down quickly to protect my crotch. Then I smile at her and say, "change something else, change something else -"

Liu yunyun looks at me and smiles insidiously.

"OK, I'll give you another chance," she said, holding her arms in her arms and raising her eyebrows. "I want you to find a woman in this first class cabin, go over, kneel down on one knee, and say to her --"

"isn't it?" I opened my eyes wide at her and said, "well, what do you want me to say? ——”

Liu yunyun turned his black eyes, looked at me with a smile and said, "it's simple. You just have to make a deep love statement to her, and then read out the famous monologue of Stephen Chow to Zhu Yin in the movie" journey to the west "! ——”I cried out, "isn't it? This is too bloody! ——”

"no dog blood, how can we call it punishment?" She looked at me insidiously and laughed, "remember! Must be kneeling on one knee, but also for affectionate money, not water, water again! ——”

I looked at her with gnashing teeth and said, "that's very nice of you!"

She looked at me with a sneer and said, "that's right! I've never heard of the most poisonous woman! ——”

"once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. This is the most painful thing in the world. Cut your sword on my throat! No more hesitation!

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If you have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years! ——”

when this classic line with a sense of nonsense passed through my mind, my nose became sour and my chest turned upside down! yes! I miss Linlin, I miss her! ——

"Why? Hurry up! ——”Liu yunyun frowned at me and yelled, "the verdict has been made. Execute it now! ——Hello! What nose do you always touch?! ——”

but! my god! Let me read this line aloud to a strange woman in the first class cabin. How can I feel at the height of 40000 meters? Ah, ah! ——

Fortunately, at this time, the beautiful stewardess pushed the dining car to deliver the meal, and I quickly yelled that I was hungry. Liu yunyun stares at me and says you want to cheat me? I said I was really hungry. She said that's OK, let you have enough to eat first, and have the strength to express later!

Anyway, eating first and delaying time are my tactics now. Maybe at the end of the day, Liu yunyun's patience will be lost. She will wave her hand to me impatiently and say, forget it, Miss Ben is tired. Go back to the box and have a beauty sleep!

In that case, didn't I get away with it?! okay! That's it! ——Delay!

Liu yunyun's lunch was champagne and halibut in shells.

I want a French meal. Why? Because I'm going to spend three hours to enjoy this French meal. I smile insidiously in my heart. Play with me. I'll drag you to death!

Liu yunyun dined in my independent space, maybe because she thought it was so lively, maybe she was supervising me, for fear that I would run away in order to avoid the punishment of big risk.

Can I escape? This is at an altitude of 40000 meters! Unless I parachute down. She likes to supervise, just supervise! I have to put on my white napkin and enjoy my French meal! ——

Next, I really spent nearly two hours enjoying my French dinner at an altitude of 40000 meters. Why can I know the time accurately? Liu yunyun is timing for me for free -

the five course dishes from the head plate to the dessert, and even the sweet wine after the meal. The steward walks back and forth with a bamboo basket filled with warm bread of all kinds … All the postures are the same as the French dinner. If you insist on saying something less, it's candlelight and roses -

I thought sadly in my heart, if the one sitting opposite me is not the enchantress, but Linlin, will I be excited about this trip to France? ——

Liu yunyun ate the halibut quickly, and then when I finished eating, she kept waiting, waiting, she was going crazy! ——

She kept clapping her hands on the table, whining, sneering and threatening in my ears, all kinds of ways she could think of to end my French dinner as soon as possible, and she took turns to use them -

I stood still, sat down in Diaoyutai, looked calm, held a glass of sweet wine, and tasted it slowly -

Liu yunyun raised his hands He pulled his hair and glared at me: "Hello! I really don't see a man like you. It takes so long to have a meal. You have broken the Guinness world record Have you finished? Hurry up! Hurry up I think you can eat and drink! Drink! Drink! Drink to death!... "

I looked at her and said with a smile, "Miss Liu, it's so easy for poor people like me to get on a plane and fly first class. Why don't you let me enjoy a French meal? To be a woman, don't be so unfeeling, be understanding, be gentle and considerate! And get me foie gras! ——”

Liu yunyun is completely hysterical. She reaches for the dessert in my hand and her two curved eyebrows stand up.

She screamed, "gu! Don't think Miss Ben doesn't know what you're playing! ——I tell you, even if you get off the plane with this big meal, you have to cash in the big adventure you want to accept. If you don't cash in the plane, when you get to Milan, I want you to cash in the street! ——”

lying trough! I have to die for this monster!

I said: "you are so persistent! Even if I read that bloody line aloud to a strange woman, what can you get from it? Do you know the difference between a wise man and a fool? A wise man will always think, "this is good for me." a wise man will think about it before he does it. What about a fool? No matter whether it is good for him or not, TA will only do it with his own temperament! ——”