The ceo's secret

"You're from McKinsey."

"How do you know?" The young man was surprised.

The old man laughed: "because you have all the characteristics of the company's advertising consultants. First, you come uninvited. Second, the analysis you told me is what I knew. Third, you are not carrying the sheep, but my shepherd dog! "

I burst out laughing, and she closed her mouth and giggled. This is the first time I saw her laugh. Her laughter is clear and sweet, which reminds people of a bird's song, that is, the yellow warbler!

Really sharp! This joke mercilessly mocks the shortcomings of McKinsey advertising consulting! Of course, we satirize not only McKinsey, but also all the advertising consulting companies with such shortcomings!

In return, I also want to tell her a joke. I think of an ad company joke I saw on Weibo, which is also a mockery of the advertisement. The object of irony is cinema advertisement:

cinema advertisement: a beautiful woman faints and is taken into the forest by seven men Have a good head and buy tickets decisively. It was snow white when it was shown! The next day, there was another advertisement in the cinema: one woman and seven men, not snow white! Attractive, and not snow white, hesitated to buy tickets. It was "Eight Immortals crossing the sea" when it was released! The next day's advertisement changed again: the husband was killed, the beautiful wife fell into the clutches of seven boys, believe again, buy tickets! It turned out to be gourd baby when it was shown!

As soon as the joke was finished, Liu Linlin couldn't help giggling. I also laughed, not perfunctorily. It's really funny to think about it! Nowadays, most of the advertisements are lack of details and creativity, and most of them use shocking titles or beautiful pictures to attract the audience's attention and induce them to fantasize -

What's more, some plane or TV advertisements look at the pictures that make people think wildly, and watch the sexy stars pose in front of the camera. After all, you don't know what she is doing? Is she selling Sao, products or herself?!

"Where did you see this joke? Interesting She said with a smile.

"It's reproduced on Weibo! There are many interesting jokes on Weibo I laugh, too.

"Yes? You also have a lot on Weibo, don't you? " She said, looking at me with a smile.

"I use my real name in my microblog. I dare not put too many low-level things. I'm afraid that my friends and relatives will see me and say I'm not good!" I said half jokingly.

She gave a thoughtful "Whoa.".

Liu Linlin and I are in the same industry, both advertising, so we all feel the same about these satirical jokes. We laugh heartily and knowingly! I am immersed in the wonderful feeling of getting along with her, forgetting time, space and even myself!

It was not until Liu yunyun suddenly appeared in front of me that I regained my mind. I also thought of her. I still thought about where she had gone?

"Oh! Xu Ming! You seem to have a good time Liu yunyun looked at me and said something like this.

I said, "you're back. I was just wondering where you were going."

"Yes? I don't think you're ready to go home. Have you forgotten everything? And wonder where I've been? " Liu yunyun said with words.

Just hit by her words, my expression is a little unnatural. I don't know how to pick her up by touching my nose. Fortunately, Liu Linlin said: "yes! Yunyun, where have you been? I didn't see you when I came. "

Liu yunyun turned his eyes to Liu Linlin and said, "sister! I'll meet a friend downstairs! Here you are! ——”Then she stepped aside and brought a young woman behind her to us -

another beauty! Ah! A fancy party is a fancy party! It's really beautiful!

Hao Jian and I used to like to see beautiful women on the street, but in addition to the bustling pedestrian street, it seems that there are fewer and fewer places to see beautiful women! Later, Hao Jian made a serious conclusion. He said that the reason why the best beauties are rarely found in the street is that they have gone to other places. He listed three places, one is the famous brand clothing mall, one is the rich man's co driver's seat, one is the luxury five-star hotel!

Although Hao Jian's words are unreasonable, if you think about them carefully, they are not unreasonable!

The young beauty in front of her is as old as Liu yunyun. She is tall and plump. The red dress on her body is very bold. Her chest is exposed in front, back is exposed, and thighs are exposed below. She has a very delicate make-up. Although her temperament is not as good as Liu's sisters, the charm between her eyebrows has a strong killing effect on men!

“A

e！ New friend I just met! Who runs a beauty and cosmetics company Liu yunyun introduced this strange beauty.

The beautiful woman named a

e gave me and Liu Linlin a charming smile and said, "nice to meet you! Please give me more advice

Liu yunyun only introduced the a

e to Liu Linlin and me, but not to a

E. he only said to us, "sister! If you play, I'll take a

e for a walk and introduce more friends to her! " Then he led a

e to the side——Liu Linlin waved to Liu yunyun, then gave me a smile and said sorry. Then she got up and left her seat and walked towards the bathroom -

at this moment, I was the only one left on the small round table. I had to turn my head to look at Liu yunyun and the a

e beside her. A

e always reminds me of those Japanese girls with big breasts and childlike faces in anime, wearing maid like dresses and revealing unfathomable cleavage. The skirt is generally open at the bottom of the thigh, revealing the beautiful and charming leg lines, and you can even vaguely see the pink underwear inside. Or the front is tightly wrapped, only the chest is highlighted, and the whole beautiful butterfly bone is exposed on the back -

a

e today is undoubtedly a hot burst of milk, her breasts are really a match with Qiu Yumin, and her breasts are low chested. I don't know how many men's souls will be lost in the white and tender world in front of her chest tonight! There is also the round and plump butt, which is an attractive butt that people can associate with sex at a glance!

At this time, Li Xiaochu came up from the opposite side with a glass. He didn't know whether he was free or whether he smelled the temptation in the air!

He was talking about sex in front of a girl in a royal blue evening dress. I also noticed that the girl was very beautiful and elegant. When he caught a glimpse of Liu yunyun passing by with a

e, he ended his conversation with the girl in the blue dress -

"Mr. Liu! Long time no see! Thank you for coming to this dance. I feel so proud of you Li Xiaochu looked at Liu yunyun and said with a smile that he carried a wine glass in one hand and put in his trouser pocket in the other. He seemed to meet Liu yunyun face to face. He didn't feel guilty or uneasy at all!

"Mr. Xiao! I come to this dance for the sake of Meng Ying. It has nothing to do with you! " Liu yunyun Yang looked at Li Xiaochu with a displeased look and said.

Li Xiaochu did not care about her words, still grinning: "Mr. Liu! I know you must hate me now! You wish you could tear me to pieces! However, thank you for attending Meng Ying's birthday party tonight - "

" cut the crap! Li Xiaochu! I don't want to see your face again in my life! " Liu yunyun looked at Li Xiaochu in disgust and said, then turned to the girl in the blue dress opposite him and said, "how can you neglect Cheng lingsu? She is a well-known beauty reporter of our city TV station! Be careful when she exposes you! Hum Then she took a

e's hand and turned to go -

Li Xiaochu reached out to stop Liu yunyun with a smile and said, "don't go! Mr. Liu! I know what happened before. I've gone too far. Please forgive me! As the saying goes, a man who reaches out his hand and doesn't smile -- "

Liu yunyun pauses, stares at Li Xiaochu and says," how can I forgive you? If you want to harm me, you still want to harm our company! Li Xiaochu! You have no conscience

Li Xiaochu put away his smile, made a self repentance and said, "I should die! I deserve to die! I promise that I will never be rude to Mr. Liu again! ——”

"I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than that you are here!" Liu yunyun ran, he said.

Li Xiaochu probably saw that Liu yunyun's resistance to her was not strong, so he vowed: "please believe me! If I am as rude to Mr. Liu as I used to be, I will be beaten by the thunder! ——”

"you said that! You should be responsible for what you said! " Liu yunyun stares at Li Xiaochu and says.

"Responsible! be responsible for! Absolutely responsible! I'll do it first. It's an apology to you! " Li Xiaochu said, looking up to drink the wine in the cup.

"All right! Then trust you again! But this is the last time! If you dare to be rude to me again, we'll see! ——”

before Liu yunyun finished his speech, Li Xiaochu made a promise. He said with a smile, "don't worry, Mr. Liu, I will never let you down again!"

Li Xiaochu is really good at acting! Acting is absolutely first-class! Powerful!

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Liu yunyun hummed: "don't speak well! It's up to you! "

I'm stupid to watch it!

I thought Liu yunyun would jump up and reward Li Xiaochu with two big mouths! Who knows that she was convinced by a few good words from Li Xiaochu!

Even today, due to Xiao Mengying's birthday, it's inconvenient to destroy the atmosphere, so it's not as good as to let go of the past with him, is it? Li Xiaochu gave her a magic drug last time! The next day, he went to the beauty store to make trouble and slander the reputation of beautiful clothes! Can Liu yunyun swallow these two tones?

What a strange thing! Because of Li Xiaochu's several true and false apologies and promises, she said that she would not pursue him and let him go? This is not in line with Liu yunyun's consistent style! Everything is not reasonable! There must be something strange about the unreasonable things. Is it because Liu yunyun is playing some tricks with Li Xiaochu? Isn't it time not to report?

Brother, I really can't understand!

Li Xiaochu turned to a

e and asked Liu yunyun with a smile, "who is this? ——Mr. Liu! At least we've let bygones be bygones! Don't introduce me to the beauties around you! "