The ceo's secret

How bad is it? I'm not shy to tell you that I can completely restore the whole fighting process through the sound of the bed play of the couple next door at night! I can listen to bed play at least twice a day, and I can listen to it three times at the weekend. I don't know whether the woman will reward the man at the weekend, or whether the man will be more effective at the weekend. Anyway, there must be three times at the weekend. I even have a clear idea of the law of their fighting time. Once a day in the morning, once at noon and once at night, the shooting time is very regular!

Yes! It's like eating! I can only say that the couple next door are too "dry"!

When I just moved in, I didn't have immunity. When I heard that woman's call, I was flustered and had physiological reaction. It was like the feeling of watching plum blossom to quench thirst and painting cake to appease hunger. It was very hard! Later, I got used to it. Now I let the dog man and woman work in the dark, and I'm still standing still -

sometimes I come here, and I'm responsible for timing the man. It's a pity that I'm very disappointed with the man, and I lose our man's face! Later, I gradually understood that the man couldn't last long, so I made an issue on the number of times -

I even mastered the law of the woman's bed calling, just like a cat in spring, which sounds long and short, low first and high later. In a word, it has a certain regularity -

although the residence is very simple, there is a small lane at the door, and the car is very small You can drive straight in.

Liu yunyun didn't talk all the way, and I didn't like to talk too much.

She was still absent-minded, as if thinking of something else. There are no English songs she likes to listen to in the car. She picks up her mobile phone from time to time to have a look, as if waiting for an important call from an important person!

Liu yunyun took me downstairs and stopped the car. Liu yunyun looked around and said, "what the hell is this place? Can you live here, too? "

I said with a smile: "this can not only live people, but also a lot of people! Ha ha

I open the door and get off.

Liu yunyun shook his head, saying that he was speechless.

I looked at her in the car with a smile, touched her nose and said, "thank you for taking me home! It's too late, so I won't invite you in! "

I'm just being polite. Even if she wants to go in, I don't want to let her in. There's an idiom called "shyness in the pocket". I'm "shyness in the room"! Interesting!

"Well! Go to bed early! " Liu yunyun looked at me and said.

"Be careful on the way!" I said.

With a roar, the Ferrari raced to the distance, and soon disappeared into the night in the distance -

I stood at the door, looking at the two red dots in the distance, which were the taillights of the sports car.

I chuckled and thought that if the Ferrari sports car came in during the daytime, it would attract a lot of onlookers, because almost no luxury car had ever entered these alleys, because 100% of the people living here were poor!

The light in the corridor is dim and yellow, and everything around is dim!

I lit a cigarette and walked slowly up the stairs, laughing at the absurdity of the world. Just now, I was still at a high-class party, but now I am in a slum, with a huge gap, which is full of drama and fantasy -

leave the downtown, leave the party, and return to my hometown in the suburbs There are no wine beauties, no ballroom dancing, no colored lights, no clothes at the temples, only my lonely shadow, and my lonely footsteps -

I went upstairs like a wandering soul, opened my door and threw myself on the bed. Fortunately, the restless voice of passion next door has passed! I lit another cigarette and looked up at the rough ceiling. My eyes fell somewhere. There was a spider web in the corner. A spider was walking there at night. It was so late, didn't it go to bed? Is it as sleepless as I am? ——

At this moment, loneliness swept me like a tide, and I began to think wildly. I thought of Ye Mei, those fragrant nights I shared with her, my mother and little sister, and many old things in the past. I thought of Liu's sisters, Liu yunyun's hegemony, and the charming moment when Liu Linlin bowed her head. I began to feel a little sad -

Yes, my life now is not what I want. The dreams I had in my university have never appeared in the real society, but they have never appeared in my young dream -

when I lit my third cigarette, my mobile phone suddenly rang, and the ringtone is still Ding Rui's new song "I want to hold" --

"no money I want to hold a taxi, I want to hold a subway, I want to hold a party, I want to hold a jet lag, I want to hold envy, I want to hold emptiness and loneliness, I want to hold... " Who calls me so late? I haven't received a call so late in a long time!

I felt out the mobile phone and saw that it was a strange number. I scolded Ding Rui, "it's better to sing than to speak! In this real society, can you really hold

I answered the phone and said, "Hello, who's calling, please? ——”"Ice Said a female voice at the end of the phone.

I saw two crows "quack quack" fly over my head, I was stunned for two seconds, and then said: "Bingbing? Which, which ice? ——”

"Fan Bingbing." Mobile phone.

"Which Fan Bingbing?" I'm confused.

"Which Fan Bingbing, of course, is the Fan Bingbing who filmed" Huanzhugege "! I want to have a one night stand with you. Dare you come? ——”The female voice on the phone said in a provocative tone.

Another group of crows "quack quack quack" flew over my head, I said in a dazed voice: "you, what are you talking about! ——”

"Ouch! Handsome guy gu! Don't be angry! I know you disdain one night stand. Would you like to film with me? The director arranged a bed play. Would you like to play with me? ——”

the woman on the other end of the mobile phone whines, but I can hear that the other end of the mobile phone is not a woman, but a man! He's talking to me in a pinch!

I was a little displeased and said in a loud voice, "who are you? Is there something wrong with your brain? No more registration, I'll hang up! "

The female voice on the other end of the mobile phone resumed the male voice and laughed: "no! I'm Daniel Wu! I want to invite you to play a kung fu movie together! ——It's like this! In order to win the film's box office, the director decided to make a passion play. I'm No.1 male pig's foot, and the female pig's foot is cangjing Kongkong. The director asked me to ask you to play No.2 male. The basic plot is that our brothers work together in cangjing Kongkong - "

" is the play over? ——”I said, jump out of bed, go to the window -

the end of the mobile phone said: "I know you are acting for the first time, this is a good time for you to enter the performing arts circle, you know, few people can play No.2 as soon as they appear, the content of this play is very bold, the idea is very advanced, we should be like those female nude models, have the great spirit of dedication to art ——”

I laughed silently and then said, "great! I'm planning to enter the show business! These days, as long as people do not want to face, they can be red, and red can come to money! Now the advertising industry is in recession, I am ready to become a new generation of King screen idol! Wang Baoqiang became popular when he acted as Shagen, Li Yugang became popular when he acted as a woman, and I became popular when I acted as a 3P passion play - "

I opened the window and stretched my head and mobile phone out of the window, not that I wanted to cool down, nor that I wanted to see the stars and the moon, but only this posture could ensure that my mobile phone had more than three signals -

" handsome gu! You have this ideal very good! Another day we'll make an appointment to talk about the script and the contract. I think you're the No.2 man with the best skills in bed! Hahaha -- "the other end of the cell phone said, laughing. ^

shit! Almost half a year, this guy is still that virtue! This young man!

I yelled, "Hao Jian! Every time I hear your voice, I can't help but think of an ancient weapon sword (cheap)! ——Hao Jian, Hao Jian

Hao Jian also smiles at the end of his mobile phone: "Xu Ming! Every time I hear your voice, I think of an ancient concealed weapon dart! You're a goddamn dart! "

I said with a smile: "I haven't heard from you for nearly half a year. I almost thought you had passed away! Who knows you cheated the corpse tonight

"Half a year has passed! I almost thought you had made a great progress! Think you have a secretary, who knows or you personally to answer the phone, really his mother's disappointment Hao Jian is on the other end of the phone.

I said with a smile, "shit! It's easy to hide a gun, but hard to guard against a cheap one! "

"Shit! It's really Xu Ming who ignores the Yin, the head and the tail

This guy is always shooting arrows (cheap) everywhere when he is with me. I always think I am a sullen young man of literature and art, but Hao Jian is not sullen. He is pure sullen at all! The whole thing is one or two!

I said with a smile, "tell me! Is there a place for you to sleep under the bridge

"Tell me! Where do you go whoring? Do you still have any satisfactory holes in the hair salon? "

You a I a, you an arrow I a dart, our two just like before started the lip gun battle. People have not met, they began to fight on the phone!

Hao Jian is my colleague who works in the advertising company in H city. He is a graphic designer. His graphic design has the same virtue as his people. He is independent and has a different style. It's strange that he can always pass the proposals of customers! I mean, he's a ghost!

In the past, he and I were partners, I was a copywriter, and he was a graphic designer. We cooperated very well, just like a pair of golden partners. We have made many successful advertising cases together. In life, we are very iron brothers. Although we bicker as soon as we meet, our friendship is established in the smoke of gunfire!

When I decided to leave H City, he tried his best to keep me. He said that if I left, he would lose a powerful arm! Brothers are like brothers! He knows everything about me and ye Mei from the beginning to the end. After I came to Binhai City, he called me once. He said that my departure made his life miserable. He said that he would come to Binhai to fight with me!