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Plant Mage 46

I’m Going to Accept Residents (6)

Mama’s favorite thing to do in the morning when she has beaten a deadline is to nibble on donuts sold at the morning market while sipping blackberry extract, in short, coffee.

When she has a hangover, she switches to doughnuts and ramen. Mama wants to eat something heavy when she has a hangover.

「Funyaaaa～, my article was very popular again this time nyaa～」

「Whoah! The doughnuts there are on sale nyaa!?」

A short-haired catkin girl shouted loudly beside mama, who was sitting next to the stall tent and drinking her coffee.

It was Mia, the ace of the merchant guild “Golden Road”.

She had obtained red berries, which had become scarce out of nowhere for several reasons, and even managed to have a stable procurement route. It’s normal for her to be respected in the guild.

「Fufufu, Donuts just suits me at the end of the day nyaaa～」

「Gugigigi, as for me who’s just about to work, donut is what I should eat!」

「Fuwaaaaa. Cough. Let’s just eat nyaa……I love this!?」

Then, a slender tail hit Mia’s face as she was eating.

「What are you doing!」

「I just like to see how you enjoy eating donuts next to me so I instinctively nyaa you nyaa!」

「Funyaaaa～～～」

Mama of the information guild “Wings of the Pen”.

Mia of the merchant guild “Golden Road”.

They are both catkins and they have been friends for a long time.

They both have sharp ears, light feet, and are helping each other not just personally but professionally.

「I mean nyaa is going on a rough trip to make money after the morning market! It will take nyaa a week of carriage travel nyaa. My incoming week is nothing but hard work nyaa!」

「Nyaat so?....I can introduce you to a transport guild if you want nyaa? I can even arrange you to use a dragon carriage and it will only take you three days nyaa….Fuwaaaa….sleepy…..」

「Don’t just sleep! We’re in the middle of talking nyaa!」

「Yeaa! Sorry nyaa! I had just finished my…..but Mia, why are you going to such a distant place nyaa? Did you change guild and move to a peddler’s guild nyaa?」

「No nyaa.」

TN: Yeah, for some reason they started meowing every time they speak. They will constantly meow starting this chapter so it will be consistent after this.

Mia shook her head.

The merchant guild, which is devoted to commerce, is a sister guild of the peddlers guild, which travel from one place to another but they also have a bit of rivalry.

「This might be surprising to hear but….I’m going to sell various things to a certain mage nyaa!」

「Nyaa?」

「I promised him that I’ll secure his lifelineafter he unbelievably moved to the sh*ttiest countryside.」

「…….oi」

「Funyaaa! Don’t grab my neck nyaa. I hate violence!」

「Your business trip, let me accompany you nyaa」

「Funyaa?」

「Fufufufu nyaa……Right now, a mage feveris happening in the guild autonomous region. Mainly because he’s the herothat saved the pretty reporter of the information guild “Wings of the Pen”.」

「You really dare call yourself beautiful nyaa, Mama.」

In fact, it’s true.

The catkins are very popular in the guild autonomous region due to their adorable appearance. Mia will also be sent out as a temporary poster girl if a new store of the merchant guild opens. She’s not proud of it but her sales smile is very effective.

「Exclusive coverage nyaa, my reporter’s soul is tingling nyaa……!」

Seeing the smile on her face, Mia can’t help but make a bitter smile.

「If you make too many articles about him, it will be hard to do business nyaa! How do you expect me to make a lot of money then nyaa!」

「Mufufu….wake me up when we’re leaving nyaa…..gwu」

「Nyaa! She really sleeps!」

It was before noon when the express dragon carriage carrying two jostling beastkins departed for the frontier.