The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

Xu Chao happily rubbed his hands underneath, and boasted loudly when he met everyone: “This is the pillar of our class, look, this handsome appearance, this smooth mouth, whoever sees it, couldn’t say a word.”

Lu Xiao stood at the end of the line with his hands on his pocket and heard the female teacher beside him say,

“This kid is simply too good, teacher Xu, remember to leave his contact information, and introduce him to my daughter after he is in college.”

Lu Xiao almost spit out dirty words.

Xu Chao couldn’t help laughing: “Your daughter is only a freshman in high school, why are you in such a hurry?”

The female teacher complained: “Oh, you don’t know how high the single rate is now. My eldest daughter is already ten years old, and she hasn’t found a partner yet, so I have to look for the younger one first.”

Ye Cheng chatted with her, and she clicked her tongue: “Ye Cheng, what school are you planning to go to later?”

“According to his current grades, it is estimated that he will get 985 points, and maybe he will be able to rush to Qingbei.” Xu Chao said matter-of-factly.

The female teacher immediately covered her mouth: “No way, is it difficult for him to be the first in our school and to be admitted to Tsinghua University? Ah, ah, ah, you must remember to keep in touch with him!”

Lu Xiao couldn’t help it anymore, and interrupted, “He’s not very suitable to be a son-in-law, auntie.”

Xu Chao and the female teacher looked at him, the female teacher’s expression was slightly stiff.

Lu Xiao smiled politely at her, and said viciously, “His grandmother will vomit blood from anger if she sees her granddaughter-in-law in the future.”

“Jiasheng” is a local dialect, which probably means acerbic and fussy.

“Ah? You… know his grandma?” The female teacher was stunned when she heard it.

Lu Xiao said seriously: “She asks her granddaughter-in-law to serve dinner and tea every morning, and she asks her granddaughter-in-law to bring her foot-washing water every morning. She asks the other party to only be a housewife, to be a wife and to teach children, and she needs to report her when she goes out. 2 years are the foundation…”

The female teacher took a step back, trembling: “Enough, enough! What an age, there are still people like this! Forget it, it’s really bad luck!”

She hurried away.

Xu Chao asked suspiciously, “Is Xiao Ye’s grandmother so bad? Why don’t I know?”

Lu Xiao shrugged with satisfaction.

After the morning exercise, Xu Chao called Ye Cheng to the office and chatted with him in detail about the recent events.

Looking at the report card in his hand, he shook his head in disbelief: “I didn’t expect that their enthusiasm for learning has become so high in the month I’ve been away. Lu Xiao is actually ranked a hundred in the grade, although the results in English and Chinese are still appallingly poor.”

Ye Cheng said, “It’s easy at the beginning, but difficult later.”

Xu Chao put down the report card and looked at him: “I heard that in this mock test, you participated?”

“It’s just to give some advice to the teachers, it’s not a participation.” Ye Cheng said humbly.
Xu Chao touched his chin: “I read the math paper you recommended to Director Hua, and it looks good good.”

He took out a simulation paper from the bottom and showed it to Ye Cheng: “This level of difficulty, starting from the sixth question, it is estimated they would be wiped out.”

Although this mock test did not take the main subject, Ye Cheng still sent Hua Wangchun some subject propositions for reference.

In front of Xu Chao, Hua Wangchun praised him fiercely.

Xu Chao said helplessly: “although this is much simpler than the final exam papers in the affiliated high school, you can’t look at everyone from the perspective of Lu Xiao and Yu Kun.”

They are actually quite miserable this year. The HKCEE is difficult and the college entrance examination is also difficult.

Xu Chao‌: “I thought about it carefully, it’s better than this. I also discussed with Director Hua yesterday, and it is recommended to start with the textbooks. Starting from the next semester, on the basis of the existing textbooks, an additional copy of No. 6 high School worksheet will be added. For the college entrance examination, a new review plan is adopted, what do you think?”

No. 6 high school ranks in the middle of the city. It is not as strong as Affiliated Middle School, No. 1 high School and Foreign Language high school, but it is not too weak.

Ye Cheng thought it was feasible: “I agree, the style of No. 6 high School is relatively close to ours.”

Xu Chao nodded: “If you can figure it out, that’s fine. Also, you will inform the class for me in a while. I’ll invite them to eat fried skewers if they’ve passed the mock test this time.”

Ye Cheng laughed: “‌The class fund has not been used much.”

Xu Chao waved his hand and said, “There is no need to use your class fund, I will invite you in private. Later, I will apply to the school for the end-of-term bonus to see if it can be approved.”

After returning from Xu Chao, Ye Cheng walked from the back to the classroom.

When the class ended, there was a lot of noise in the class.

As the mock exam approached, it was much quieter, and many people were sitting in their seats reading books.

As Xu Chao said, there have been too many subtle changes in the past month.

He quietly walked around behind Lu Xiao and watched him answer the six hundred pages of questions with his hands behind his back.

Li Junxiao just turned around and looked at it, and it was as terrifying as seeing Zhu Yufen coming.

These 600 pages are not all simple questions, they are arranged in order from easy to difficult.

After doing so, Lu Xiao’s speed became slower and slower, but his accuracy rate also became higher and higher.

The end of the pen was almost devoured by him, and he was pulling his hair while doing it.

Ye Cheng felt distressed for the few strands of hair that he pulled out, and couldn’t help but say, “Stop pulling it, you’ll be bald if you pull it again.”

Lu Xiao was startled and turned his head: “You’re scaring people.”

He learned a few words of Sichuan dialect from Ye Cheng, and a few words would pop up inadvertently these days.

　　”I don’t want to wait for you to finish the set of questions and go straight to buying anti bald products”. Ye Cheng said.

Lu Xiao angrily said: “Damn, I have thick hair, can you see the crevices? Can you see it?”

His head arched back and forth under Ye Cheng’s gaze.

‌ Well, he really can’t see it.

Ye Cheng snorted and continued to inspect Jiang Jin in front of him with his hands behind his back.

Hua Wangchun was wearing a red badge on patrol. Seeing this scene, he felt that he didn’t need to check.

The squad leader of Class 20 can patrol better than him.

For several consecutive nights of self-study, the discipline of Class 20 was full marks.

In addition to the monitor’s sitting in class, there are also routine inspections for students on duty in the grade.

So in the second week, he got the first mobile red flag in history.

Xu Chao burst into tears. This bright and flowing red flag was hung on the TV set at the front of the class.

This TV is used to show them the news, although most of the time it won’t.

Jiang took a photo of this red flag and passed it on to the class group.
[Ambitioners, we must forge ahead bravely! Win glory for the squad leader, glory for the class, glory for Old Xu! Come on for the mock exam, come on for the exam, come on for the college entrance exam! 】

[Old Xu said that the highest scorer in this mock test will receive a kiss from the monitor! 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [You fucking look like the boss of ‌x.j. 】

Yu Kun: [Isn’t the highest scorer not the monitor himself? Could it be that he wants to show everyone a show, he will kiss himself? 】

Xu Yuhuai: [Hahahaha, help, our family group doesn’t have such embarrassing things. 】

After all, the day before the mock test, the group was miraculously silent.

Before going to bed, Ye Cheng finally sent out the precautions, reminding everyone to bring a ‌0.5mm black signature pen and a 2B pencil.

The phone vibrated.
Suspect X: [No. 1 can really get the squad leader’s kiss? Teacher Xu agreed? 】

Restrain: [= = You also believe this. 】

Suspect X: [He said it himself, why don’t you believe it. 】

Restrain: [By the way, I won’t take the exam tomorrow. 】

Suspect X: [? ? ? 】

Suspect X: [Fuck, you don’t really want to sacrifice yourself for the first place, do you? ! 】

Ye Cheng was afraid that he would find out that he didn’t go to the exam room, so halfway through the exam, he would skip the mock exam to find him.

In order to prevent this situation, he still explained in advance: [No, because of some special reasons, you should not say it in class. 】

After a while, Lu Xiao replied: [What special reason? Does it have something to do with the fact that you are often absent from the first period of your evening self-study? 】

Pretty smart.

Ye Cheng thought about it for a while, and decided to tell him secretly: [I gave some advice to the mock test. In order to avoid suspicion, I won’t participate. Don’t tell other people about this. 】

Seeing that he was so unreserved, Lu Xiao immediately jumped up: [So this is our little secret? 】

Ye Cheng’s face was covered with black lines: [‌You swear first you can’t say it. 】

Lu Xiao immediately stated: [If I told anyone, I will be single for the rest of my life. 】

He had another flash of inspiration and asked: [All the 600 pages you made for me are all from the mock exam question bank? 】

The corners of Ye Cheng’s mouth twitched: [No, those are all outside the question bank. I worked so hard to screen them out, and they will never appear in the mock test. 】

Suspect X: [? 】

Suspect X: [? 】

Suspect X: [? 】

Restrain: [Exercise ability is the most important thing. If you are young, don’t be so utilitarian. 】

Suspect X: [￥#@%&*)]

Restrain: [no swearing [smile]]

On the second day of the mock test, Lu Xiao actually felt nervous as ever before.

He didn’t know if it was because he had memorized it ahead of time. This was the first time he had answered the whole set of papers seriously and attentively without drowsiness during the whole examination room.

The invigilator recognized him and was so frightened he thought was suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. He even saw the school bully answer the answer sheet with 2B pencils attentively.

Out of curiosity, he pretended to pass by and peeked a few times.

He didn’t choose all B, nor did he choose all C, which shocked him.

After the exam, Lu Xiao rushed out of the exam room for the first time, and then,

He took out the textbook from his school bag and began to answer the questions…

Jiang Jin became stupid: “Brother Xiao, what are you doing?”

Lu Xiao interrupted him: “Which one did you choose for the last question, B or D?”

He looked at Jiang, and pushed him away again: “Forget it, I’ll ask the history class representative.”

Jiang Jin opened his mouth: “Meow meow?”

After answering, Lu Xiao was in a good mood.

Even looking at the yellow ginkgo leaves on the roadside it looks more graceful.

He wanted to send Ye Cheng a message to tell him that he did well in the test.

But what to say?

[I think I can get an A in the test. 】

No, he is an all-A player, he must think it is just so so, and this is what he meant to tell me.

[Reviewing according to your method, I think I have taken a lot of steps, thank you. 】

No no, this is too official.

[Then, isn’t there a reward for being the first? 】

uhhh……

Lu Xiao thought hard for a long time, but to no avail.
It wasn’t until the evening of self-study that Ye Cheng came back to class.

Xu Chao was working at the top, and Lu Xiao saw that he was doing the quiz at the bottom. Without looking at his phone, he wrote a note.

“You seem to have done well in the test, do you want to go out and celebrate?”
After he finished writing, he read it several times, crumpled it into a ball, threw it away, then wrote a new one.

“I have some news to tell you, do you want to listen?”

He kneaded it into a ball again.

In the end, he chose a more lively opening remark.
“Honey, are you talking about fifty cents?”

[50 Cent Party, 50 Cent Army and wumao (/ˈwuːmaʊ/ WOO-mow) are terms for Internet commentators who are hired by the authorities of the People’s Republic of China to manipulate public opinion and disseminate disinformation to the benefit of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP).]

It’s the most natural way to cut in this way, chatting and inadvertently revealing that you have passed the test, it’s nice.

Lu Xiao proudly rubbed the paper ball and smashed it on Jiang Jin’s table.

Jiang Jin looked back at him, and he pouted at Ye Cheng’s side.

Jiang Jin scratched his head and opened the note.

Seeing his actions, Lu Xiao’s eyes widened.

A few seconds later, Jiang Jin turned his head blushing, and whispered shyly, “Brother Xiao, why do you call him Honey? He doesn’t want to.”

Lu Xiao gritted his teeth and said angrily in a low voice, “Ha, are you an idiot?”