The Coercion of Scum

"Jasmine~

There was a smile on my face that I am currently drunk, and then I patted Jasmine on the thigh.

…What do you want? Didn't you say you are going to cook dinner? "

As if smelling the unknowingly changing atmosphere, Jasmine's cheeks began to flush.

Because of the ice on her feet, her toes couldn't curl up because of tension as usual. She turned like a frightened rabbit, peeking at me with wandering eyes anxiously.

"Yes, but I am tired today, and I always feel that my body needs to relax."

You, you and I are like this!

The corners of her mouth twitched slightly, she squeezed her hair quite nervously, speaking in a panic like a scolding me, and her cold eyes became subtle because of embarrassment.

Hearing her soft words as if begging, I was unexpectedly satisfied.

"Hehe, you know? There are rules between us~

So I completely ignored her prayer, stood up and walked to Jasmine, looking reluctant.

Her cheeks were puffed up angrily, and Jasmine flushed, as if she was about to break out at any time, but after meeting my confident gaze, she softened again.

Reluctantly succumbed to my intimidation time and time again. This time Jasmine still surrendered after a symbolic struggle and surrendered to the Twenty-Four Bridge. Where can the Jade Man teach? * "Send Yangzhou Han Chuo Judge" Du Mu

After 16 minutes.

Gulugulugulugulu.

"vomit

There was the sound of water flowing from the bathroom, and then the sound of the girl gargle.

In another room I can't see, Jasmine is washing her mouth with a gloomy face.

She can still hear her painful coughing from time to time.

On the other side, standing contentedly in front of the stove in the kitchen, I wrapped myself in an apron and started to cook dinner. I originally wanted to make ramen, but I was so delayed so I could only make some simple dishes.

In other words, this behavior is quite safe and should not be cursed. To be honest, I was worried at first that I would be bitten off or something.

Click.

I cracked the egg, and when I was planning to make omelet rice, I started to worry about what Bletilla had said to me while cooking.

In order to force me to break up, have you cursed me with reduced luck?

And because I don’t obey, people around me will suffer misfortune.

Judging from all my misfortunes today, she has cursed me a long time ago, just to let me negotiate with her when I feel that I have been very unlucky recently, and let her take the initiative.

What to do! ! ? I am most worried about Jasmine’s pregnancy. Didn’t she come to my aunt long ago? ! If, if not coming

"what!"

At this time, I suddenly realized that the eggs in the pot were burnt black because of my absent-mindedness.

Reluctantly, I did some emergency treatment. I cooked rice skillfully with my right hand, while my left hand was still biting my lip unwillingly. Damn it, not reconciled, if the other party can control my lucky value and the people around me are also affected, Jasmine, who is closest to me, is indeed the number one victim!

In this case, the originally extremely low probability of pregnancy may also be infinitely amplified by the power of the witch, and I will be a father! No, no, I haven't gone to the hospital for an examination. Don't be so desperate, but if the examination is revealed, isn't it more desperate? I began to seriously consider whether to compromise with Bletilla striata.

Since that **** stick has such confidence in himself, it may be modified by her before the problem of whether Jasmine is pregnant or not, just like Schrödinger’s theory: Put the cat in the black box, and then put it in 100%. 50 deadly poison, if you don't open the black box, the cat will have a 50% chance of life and death. If you don't open it, it will be in a state of being half-dead, ah, ah, what am I talking about!

In short, Jasmine is now in a dangerous state of "Schrödinger's pregnancy. If Bletilla is so powerful that Jasmine can be pregnant last week, maybe I can kill Jasmine's eggs after I give her softly, and reverse the fact that she is pregnant. In other words, it can be changed before the facts are confirmed.

Damn it, do I want to break up!

The dinner table.

Today's dinner, the staple food is omelet rice, but the egg is broken, it can't make the cute shape in the maid cafe. "

"But even if it is used as egg fried rice, the inside is dark."

There are also side dishes, braised pork ribs, and dried string beans. "

"The ribs are steamed."

"Just put soy sauce on your forehead."

Sitting across from the dining table, Jasmine, whose legs had been swollen, tilted her head and stared at me suspiciously.

Although she still showed a depressed expression because of the nausea reverberating in her mouth and no business, but because the pain in the legs distracted her, the humiliation 30 minutes ago seemed to be endured and unwilling to accept her. Up. In short, although her current expression is not pretty, it is still calm, if it weren't for my bad cooking. "what happened to you?

"Huh?! Me, I'm fine.

Because I entered the sage mode and worried about Bletilla's secret arrow, I was absent-minded. Today's dinner was done very badly, but I can only deny it in a panic. I can't say that I suspect that you are pregnant, so you can't rest easy. "Oh."

"Ah, there is no salt in this string bean!"

I gobbled up Jasmine in order to perfuse, but screamed just after taking a bite of my own food. Cold sweat ran down from his forehead.

It's not right, it's too wrong.

Ever since I found out that Jasmine might be cursed and become pregnant, my heart felt like a big rock was pressed down, and even the food tasteless, let alone cooking.

Although I filled my heart with something and didn’t think about it, the sage mode of me seemed to be even more crazy. "What the **** is that you are a heartless scum, do you still worry about anything seriously?" Jasmine said. She muttered dissatisfiedly, but she just stretched her bare feet out of her slippers, and put a pin on my knee to express her dissatisfaction. The itching sensation did not make me painful but gave me a strange heartbeat.

Chapter 131 Everything is Flag

"Haha no, I'm sorry anyway, maybe I need to reprocess the dinner

"No, just add less salt. I also like to eat lighter."

Jasmine sighed and prevented me from leaving the table, then she put the kidney beans into her mouth with a spoon and started eating slowly

"Jasmine~

I always feel that Jasmine, who can tolerate me, is too cute, and I want to hug her with excitement.

"It's disgusting, don't use that expression."

Although she said beautiful words, when she put the beans into her mouth to chew, she showed a distorted expression about to spit out.

vomit

"Huh? Is it really unpalatable?"

"No, it's not, it's just a disgusting smell in the mouth."