The Coercion of Scum

"My grandson, what a daughter-in-law! I blame you for not listening carefully...I didn't bring any fiancée or daughter-in-law back to see the parents!!!"

Thinking of the banquet set in our yard today when I opened the door, I was so angry that I could only say so in a helpless tone.

"Oh? Aren't you in a relationship with that girl?"

"Woo...if it's right, that's it..."

"That's it. Regardless of what you brought her back to, the banquet can't be done for nothing."

"..."

I am speechless.

This old man's logical thinking is really strong, I am speechless...what a shit! I seriously came to ask for help to prevent my energy from being sucked out.

"Grandpa, by the way, my girlfriend... was parasitized by a succubus. That's why I'm looking for you."

"Oh? What's that? Let's hear it?"

Seeing that the topic was finally able to advance, I sorted out my thoughts a bit, and directly described what happened between me and Jasmine during this time.

Of course, I concealed how I was absorbed, except that Jasmine became very strange after wearing the necklace that I couldn't take off, almost like changing someone.

After listening to the cause and effect, Grandpa's expression became serious.

His eyes seemed to shine when he narrowed, and at the same time, he slowly stroked the beard of his chin.

"There is this kind of thing...it is the use of evil props to attach the'dirty stuff' to the body..."

"Grandpa... can this be resolved?"

"Haha, don't be afraid. Although there are fewer monsters after the founding of the People's Republic of China, our family has always been fighting against those foul things. Taoism is not something to brag about. It is a real thing that protects the people to live and work in peace and contentment. The ability."

Seeing him saying this slowly, a fire of hope ignited in my heart.

"It seems to be successful?"

"No problem, the reason why the little girl was possessed by the evil spirit is because she accidentally put on the evil weapon. Just purify the evil weapon and the evil spirit inside-use the exorcism array."

"The Exorcism Array? What's that?"

Question marks are all over my head.

After all, I don’t understand what he said, and I always feel like what he said a few months ago made me go home and inherit my ancestral metaphysical skills. Think he actually has Alzheimer's disease.

"Humans are fragile creatures. Although many people don't believe them, people have souls... Many people do not reincarnate souls after death, wandering in the world, looking for opportunities to possess and be reborn..."

"Ah, what you said is so mysterious."

I always feel that this statement is similar to Bletilla's reincarnation theory, so I don't know whether I should believe it or not.

"Haha, anyway, my dear grandson, don't worry, you are no longer in this world."

He smiled and flicked my forehead.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tilted his head slightly, I was puzzled by the meaning of his words.

On the one hand, he said that I would inherit the Taoism of my family, and on the other hand, he said that I had no chance with this. What is going on?

Not only that, but I always feel that my head hurts when he mentions this.

Ah... uncomfortable, uncomfortable in various senses.

Rubbing my temples, I decided not to think about it anymore.

"Then Grandpa, can I just bring Jasmine over to exorcise the devil tomorrow?"

"No problem, if you like it, you can bring her here now, and let her live with you."

"Never!"

I quickly made a crossed gesture with both hands in front of me.

Although I know that my elders are very interested in the major events of my life, but according to this posture, they might eavesdrop at the door of the room. I can't bear it anymore.

And in order to give myself and grandpa a step, I pretended to move out of Shion's theory.

"You know it's late now. If you walk too much at night, you will run into a ghost."

"Hahaha, the yang energy in our village has been brought by tourists, and ghosts dare not approach people easily, except for some people with fragile hearts...hahaha, those people hardly exist anymore."

"Then I will go to my room to sleep."

"Ok."

After greeting him, I pushed open the door of my room.

"..."

For a moment, I was speechless.

Is this... still my room?

Originally it was supposed to be a standard private room for a little boy. In addition to the bed, tables and chairs, there were also some posters and books, but now it is like a wedding event, not only is there a pair of 1 meter high bear puppets on the bedside. , There are two happy characters on the wall, not to mention that the corners of various furniture are decorated with red lines and paper flowers.

The corners of the mouth were skewed in shock, and I didn't know how to face my room for a while.

"Grandpa...what's the matter with this ah ah ah!!!"

Unable to bear it, I yelled at the outside.

"Huh? Isn't this just trying to make you feel a little home?"

What is this inexplicable local celebration? If the purpose is to let me create human beings, I can only say that you are wrong. I have no interest in seeing these things!

In the end, it took me a long time to clean the room as normal.

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the next day.

"Jasmine, come here."

"Ok…"

After having breakfast, I went straight to Shion’s hot spring hotel with the purpose of bringing Jasmine back to perform the exorcism ceremony.