The Cold President's Best Master

This shop is so special that it plays that tune. Brother, I don't like it!

However, he is only a delivery man, not a customer. It doesn't matter what service the shop provides, so he walked straight in with three boxes of river noodles.

When he just walked into the shop, two women came forward, looked at him with a charming face, and smiled playfully and jokingly: "come on, handsome boy! Come and play!"

The two women are dressed very exposed, and they are dressed like the queen of the nightclub. They look a little beautiful. Although they can't compare with Dai Yue, they are also a little more beautiful than the women who intercepted tourists on the road just now, and they look very wild.

Moreover, they put all kinds of props in the room, which seems to have been ready for a long time.

Instead of entering the room, Dalu stood at the door and asked, "did you order three rice noodles here?"

One of the women said, "we made it."

When she saw Dalu standing at the door, she didn't mean to come in. She pointed to a table deep in the room and said, "put the river noodles on that table!"

Without much thought, Dalu went in and put three portions of rice noodles on the table.

But as soon as he put down his rice noodles, he found that the two women closed the door and looked at him with a charming face, as if they wanted to seduce him.

Da Lu looked very ignorant and said directly, "three rice noodles, 30 yuan!"

When the two women heard Da Lu say that, they all giggled: "handsome boy, are you a virgin? Why don't you understand any customs? Don't worry, 30 yuan won't lose you, but let's fry rice together before eating rice noodles!"

"Oh, you don't know what fried rice means. You're really a virgin! Come on, let your sister teach you. Come on, let our sisters serve you today and still think about the 30 yuan? We don't have guests today and have no income. Otherwise, we'll treat you as the 30 yuan once we serve you!"

As they spoke, the two women went to Da Lu and flirted with Da Lu.

Da Lu narrowed his eyes slightly and joked at the corners of his mouth: "did I hear you right? Are you willing to serve at 30?"

A woman smiled and said, "don't you look handsome, handsome boy? We're willing to pay back and play with you. If it's other smelly men, we'll be at least 300!"

When Dalu saw them like that, he smiled: "although I am very handsome, I really deserve your inverted post, but you don't seem to be inverted!"

The two women were stunned: "what do you mean?"

Da Lu glanced at the empty door and sneered, "you serve me here. There are still several guards outside. I'm a delivery man. Are you going to have such a big battle?"

Hearing what da Lu said, the two women's faces suddenly became gloomy: "how do you know?"

Dalu joked and smiled: "you are not actors. Don't design those plots... Do you want me to cooperate with you in the performance!"

A woman in black shouted at the door, "you fucking come in, you're in!"

Then the door was kicked open and six men rushed in from the outside.

These people's hair is dyed in various colors. Everyone is wearing flower shirts and tattooed with various animal patterns. Everyone is ugly and looks like he deserves to be beaten.

They rushed in, surrounded Dalu in the middle, all blowing their beards and staring.

The first one is a guy who dyed his hair yellow. The guy's face is full of meat and pig kidney face. He is the ugliest of these people. After dyeing his hair, he doesn't look like a blonde foreigner. He's not a bit handsome, especially he's still wearing a nose ring, especially like the banshees in journey to the West.

Seeing this guy, Da Lu couldn't help singing to him: "The sun winks at me and the birds sing to me. I'm a hard-working goblin who doesn't stick to people. Don't ask me where I come from or where I go. I'll pick the most beautiful flowers and give them to my little princess. The king asked me to patrol the mountains. I turned the world around, played my drums and struck my gongs. Life is full of rhythm. The king asked me to patrol the mountains and catch one The monk makes dinner. The water in the mountain stream is incomparably sweet. He doesn't envy mandarin ducks or immortals. "

The guy who looked like a demon and his gang were all confused: "what are you singing?"

"What the fuck do you mean, saying I look like a monster!"

Dalu joked and smiled: "sorry, you don't look like a monster, you're clearly a monster!"

"Lying trough! You're awesome!" the yellow hair that looks like a monster shouted, "how the fuck did you know we were outside?"

Da Lu said with a sneer, "we're all rotten at your trick of catching yellow footed chickens!

I'll tell you how bad it is. It's such a trick in the era of three words and two shots!

At that time, you shit island country probably didn't have many monkeys!

In Ling Mengchu's amazing two-minute film, he said, "it's true fate to see the beauty of people. Just because there is no fake or not true, you can't ask about the hidden opportunity.".

You yellow skinned and white hearted bastards don't understand. Let me explain to you to the effect that it's human nature to love men and women in the world, but some treacherous and petty people deliberately borrow this kind of greed and courtship that they have to make, and design it into a trap to lure good family children and defraud a large amount of money, which is called fire hoarding.

In the Qing Dynasty, the term "immortal jumping" was officially born. In Cantonese, it is also called catching yellow footed chicken. It is a trap to cheat money by using women's color. Men and women collude with each other, and the woman seduces men. When they go to a restaurant for fish and water, the man comes forward to catch rape and forcibly extort money. For this reason, people are deceived and the monk Zhang is confused, Even immortals can't escape the fate of being abducted. They can't jump out when they fall into a trap, so they were later called immortals jump.

Some people don't believe in evil. They think that the gifts falling from the world are all because they look like Pan an, or they hope to go to the fairy to save their single suffering. Those people don't think that they are so handsome and lucky. He has long been Andy Lau or the winner of the lottery prize.

Do you think I'm that stupid?

Moreover, you play this trick in such a ghost place. As long as you are not a fool, you can see through it. When others are as stupid as you! "

After saying that, Dalu was also confused. What happened to his memory? He couldn't remember one of the main things. He remembered these messy things so clearly.

Those guys were stunned. Is this boy really a delivery man? How do you know so much?

Then they burst into a rage. They finally thought of "catching yellow footed chicken", but they were despised by red fruit!