The Contemporary Academic God is Secretly a Charlatan

Chapter 93 Collective Coma

  The old village chief explained how to cut down a small tree and prune out unnecessary small branches.

The boys probably understood and started chopping.

Girls are weak and it takes more than a dozen cuts to cut off a small tree with one arm.

Mu Qingyan and Tang Yuzhe were simple to chop down trees, after all, they were not ordinary people.

Mu Qingyan was cut down with one sword, two big swords. Because the blade is too thick and it is not a sword, it is not very sharp.

 This created a huge contrast. Behind her was a piece of firewood, less than an hour later. She alone is better than the rest of the class.

 The further the others cut at the back, the slower they got. Her speed is getting faster and faster, after all, she is proficient.

The old village chief smiled and said, "Teacher Yan! This little girl is so strong, can she chop so smoothly and quickly?"

 “Haha...I didn’t expect her to be that capable.”

It took less than two hours to cut firewood, and it took two hours for everyone to move all the firewood.

They didn’t chop much firewood, but Mu Qingyan and Tang Yuzhe had more firewood, so they made several trips to finish the move.

 Looking at the flat land at the entrance of the village, which was filled with firewood that they had worked hard to chop all morning, everyone looked satisfied. I didn't care about my image and sat on the ground to take a rest. This work was too tiring.

 After a short break, the head teacher asked them to have lunch. Then they got up one after another and walked to the village chief's house.

　　We walked up the stone stairs and returned to the village chief’s house.

People who have eaten and drank enough take out their mobile phones and want to play some games. There was no signal at all, which was extremely disappointing.

 Zhang Xingrui raised his head in despair, "There's not even a signal in this place, how remote it is!"

 “Okay, anyway, five days, just don’t use your mobile phone for five days.” Tang Yuzhe didn’t care at all.

The head teacher asked the old village chief, "Village Chief, if you need help with anything else after you have rested later, just give me your instructions."

The old village chief thought that they all liked to watch fish in the morning, "Then let the children catch fish later! The fish will also grow up."

 “Haha, that’s okay, they’ve rested since then.”

 A group of people knew they were going to catch fish, and they looked excited. Everyone carried buckets and small net bags and followed the village chief to the fields by the river.

 Everyone looked at the crystal clear river water and wanted to go swimming.

The old village chief smiled and said: "The children can go down if they want. After all, it will be too hot to walk for such a long time. Anyway, going to the fields will stain your pants and clothes, so you can play whatever you want!"

With these words, several boys were so hot that they jumped directly.

 “It’s so cool!”

Girls look enviously at the fact that boys can swim in the river without restraint, but they can’t.

 After swimming for a while, we returned to the shore.

Everyone went to the fields one after another, not to mention that the fields were quite deep.

Mu Qingyan looked at the net bag in her hand and found several fish in one catch.

Yin Qingya and others quickly fished out the fish when they saw it, but failed to catch it.

“This fish was too cunning and I didn’t catch it.”

 After fishing for a long time, she finally caught it. "Haha...Xiao Yanyan, I caught a fish."

Yu Qingqing looked at Mu Qingyan's bucket, "Xiaoya, Xiaoyan's bucket is full."

As soon as she said this, she looked at the palm-sized fish with some disgust. "Xiao Yanyan is really too much, totally incomparable."

Mu Qingyan laughed and said, "It's okay. I'll catch you when the time comes."

Since the net could not catch any fish, Zhang Xingrui was so angry that he immediately grabbed it. But he was so excited that he threw himself down in the field. A large splash of water made the person standing next to him unlucky and got soaked all over.

 “Ah…Zhang Xingrui, what are you doing!”

The boy immediately rushed over and said, "You're finished."

This time catching fish turned into a splashing carnival where you chase each other and even the girls were covered in muddy water.

Mu Qingyan was so clever and agile that she avoided them. The boys in Class F looked at her, the only one who was clean.

 Smiling evilly, "We are all dirty, but Mu Xue Shen is not dirty. This doesn't make sense!"

Looking at them with evil smiles on their faces, even Yin Qingya and Yu Qingqing stood at the edge of the field watching, looking forward to whether they could defeat her.

"Xiao Yanyan, how can you be clean as long as you are clean! You share the blessings and the hardships! Come and accompany us." Yin Qingya shouted with a smile.

Mu Qingyan's lips curved into a wicked smile, "You guys are planning to attack me, so let's see."

Zhang Xingrui pushed Tang Yuzhe forward, "You go up first, and everyone will help you from behind."

“That master has offended me, I’m here.” He squatted on the ground and splashed water with his hands.

 Obviously he deliberately let things slip, and everyone knows it.

Seeing that she was avoiding him, the boys looked at each other and surrounded her.

 “Haha... let’s see how you run.”

A group of people squatted on the ground and splashed water with their hands. Seeing this, Mu Qingyan made a 360-degree spin with her feet, and the huge water splash drenched them all over.

The boy's face was dirty, he was stunned and motionless, and there was such an operation.

 The girls watched all the boys being wiped out and burst into laughter.

The head teacher watched a group of boys bullying her and said, "Okay, stop making trouble, everyone come up! Go back to the village."

Everyone cleaned up by the river and returned to the village all wet.

 After washing up, the villagers are ready to cook.

 Since there were no mobile phones to play with, everyone sat and chatted after eating. Suddenly everyone fell to the ground one by one. Looking at the increasingly blurry vision in front of her, people also fainted and fell to the ground.

 In the middle of the night, Mu Qingyan was woken up by Dandan and the others.

 She covered her head, feeling a headache. Damn it, someone actually put drugs in the food, they were careless.

"Hey...you woke up in just a few minutes. You know, my drug can make ordinary people sleep for half a day. You are really amazing!" A woman said with a smile and raised her chin.

Mu Qingyan looked at the strange woman in front of her, "Are you a demon? Who are you?"

The woman covered her mouth and smiled: "Haha... the little girl is quite smart. She is indeed the smartest person among this group of people."

At this time, the village chief and villagers appeared in the cave, knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Spirit God, we have captured them for you. Can you give us eternal life?"

 Seeing this, the banshee walked up to them. "Tsk tsk... What greedy humans! Do you think it's that easy to live forever? Haha... Actually, I lied to you. I just used you to catch some humans for me. I really thought there was a way to live forever. !”

 After saying that, he grabbed the village chief's son and sucked him dry. Until the opponent turned into a dry, flat body and was thrown directly to the ground.

“Ah… As expected, absorbing people’s yang energy is the fastest way to increase your cultivation level. Haha… With so many people, I can level up.”

"Ah... you monster! She is not a spirit god, she is a monster, run away!"

The old village chief knelt on the ground and looked at his dead son. He stood up and tried to fight the banshee, but was sucked dry by her and turned into a mummy.

The villagers wanted to run away, but twisting tree roots suddenly appeared on the ground and tied them up.

The banshee looked at them who were scared, with a look of enjoyment on her face. "Be my food! Wait until I **** all your yang energy dry, and then I can leave here. Haha..."

 (End of this chapter)