The Correct Posture For Salted Fish To Turn Over

　　 When it comes to women, Tu Fei gets excited, he no longer feels like he was just now, and tries his best to lift his face against the ground.

　　 "Hey! You have a half-length body buried in the loess. Xiu Niang is just a girl in her twenties. Following you, an old man with a drooping orange peel on her face, she is simply a widow!"

　　 "I rescued the suffering women compatriots in Gan Province, what is wrong with me!"

　　 "Nonsense! It was a free love between Xiuniang and I, Xiuniang was loyal to me! Scholars can tolerate unbearable, and dare to slander my Xiuniang, I fight with you!"

　　 If it weren't for Tu Fei or being held by the gang who was about to laugh out of his strength, the two would be able to tear it up on the spot. Measured by their respective combat effectiveness levels, they might actually be able to fight for three days and three nights.

　　 It's a pity that the horse bandits didn't give Tu Fei this opportunity. In an instant, Zhao Laocai caught his handsome face.

"okay!"

　　 saw that the conference hall had become the master of the family ethics case scene, and finally couldn't help it.

　　 "The internal affairs of our Gansu province should be solved slowly after the door is closed. Now it is the right thing to send General Chen out of the camp to **** him out of the mountain."

　　 "Three elders, is there no one among the generals and bandits to resist?"

　　 "No, I heard that the captain was captured. Those generals and bandits who only knew how to eat and drink because they became rogues were obediently taken into custody by General Chen's army."

　　 "Very good! If this is the case, and the deal is concluded, we won't leave General Chen much! Please!"

　　 Looking at the banned horse bandit, Chen Kang on the opposite side was really moved.

　　 The main task of his coming to Gansu Province this time has been completed. If he can convince Ma Fengyun to defect to the Eight Bandits, he will be a great achievement after he comes out of the mountain.

　　 Thinking of Chen Kang here, the eagerness to return to the outside of the mountain at first disappeared. Instead, he turned his attention to the recruitment of horse bandits.

　　 "No hurry, no hurry, it's past noon now, I don't know if I have the honor to ask for a drink from your precious treasure?"

　　 I want to eat rice!

Looking at this seemingly elegant general, there was a hypocritical smile on his face again, Ma Fengyun's heart slammed again, no, do more mistakes, like this kind of man with nine bends and eighteen bends in his mind, himself He couldn't cope with the brothers in the stockade, and he had to find a way to get him out of trouble.

　　 When Ma Fengyun was about to reject Chen Kang directly, he was stopped by Gu Zheng who jumped out from the side.

　　 Brother, don't, you killed Tu Fei before, it was somehow indirect.

　　 But if you offend the cruel and mean Chen Kang in front of you, then you don't need to shoot the bandit. When he returns to the outside of the mountain, he can squeeze the eight bandits and lead the team to kill us indiscriminately.

Therefore, Gu Zheng’s face now has an enthusiastic smile like midsummer: “Don’t bother, don’t bother, General Chen said too politely. There are brothers in the four seas, and our big masters like to make heroes and heroes. ."

　　 "Originally, we said that it was late, and the brothers of the chef had already made preparations. The master said that we must warmly entertain guests from afar and make them feel at home!"

　　 "Okay! The big boss is indeed benevolent, I have made this friend!"

　　 The master: Ha ha ha, Uncle Gu, don’t always do things I don’t understand, okay?

　　 Gu Zheng: Alas, a **** is not terrible, but the one in Yiyingzhai is terrible.

　　 For you, I'm so heartbroken.

　　……

Because of Gu Zheng’s decision, the busy kitchen stove was lit one after another, and Ma Dashou, who usually only opened a small stove for the big boss, came to the big stove. Fencing.

A group of half-old boys who followed him spontaneously came to the kitchen to help with miscellaneous work. Taking advantage of the careless efforts of the cooks to wash the rice and vegetables, they drew out a piece of braised pork from the basket where the ingredients were placed, or The melon strips that had just been sized were stuffed into the bulging cheeks.

　　 It's so delicious, even if it was discovered by the cooks and twisted their ears, it was worth it.

　　 The noodle dishes in the front hall are very fast, and there are not many people participating, four.

　　 is nothing more than two on one side, Ma Fengyun and Gu Zheng, Chen Kang and his adjutant.

　　 As for idlers like Tu Fei, they have long been escorted by the horse bandits to a dungeon in the camp that has not been used much since it was built.

　　 ‘Dangsang’

　　 Eight full plates of cold dishes were brought up first, and the pride of the people of Gan province can be seen from the dishes.

　　 mashed lamb's head meat with garlic, jelly mixed with skin, embossed knuckles, marinated pig's trotters... plus the colorful but bold and unpretentious seasoning vegetables to form the opening of the banquet.

　　The round ceramic wine jars were brought up by five groups of people, one by one. They were afraid that the guests would not have enough to drink, and all they sent were large altars weighing two catties.

The master of 　　 took the altar and took the lead in opening the mud-seal lid.

　　 A very high degree but very mellow aroma of wine, just like this, it spreads out.

"First fill it up! Let's eat and talk!" Gu Zheng, with grunting eyes, suddenly took over the wine jar in Ma Fengyun's hand: "Unfortunately, I am allergic to alcohol. Today I have only one role at the banquet~www. readwn.com~That is to add wine to you all!".

　　 Gu Zheng, who wants to achieve his goal at this banquet, but dare not drink a drop of wine.

　　 Just the aroma of the wine revealed in the jar just now, Gu Zheng guessed that the degree of this wine will never be lower than 40 degrees.

　　 I don’t know what he specifically told Ma Dashou to do. Has it been done?

　　 Before the dishes were served, in order to verify the guess in his heart, Gu Zheng planned to try it out himself.

　　 As a banquet program, it is always right to fill the guest with a bowl of wine first.

When Gu Zheng walked towards Chen Kang with the wine jar, the adjutant on the side took out the blue handkerchief of the other side from his side pocket and gave the bowl in front of his general. Picked it up, wiped the inside and out three times before putting it in front of Gu Zheng, who was in charge of pouring the wine.

　　 The more I look at it, the more I realize my guess is very reliable!

　　 Gu Zheng, who was more confident, opened the wine jar and poured the wine openly.

　　 "Puff"

　　 It's just that his finger ‘accidentally’ stuck into the edge of the wine jar.

　　 And Gu Zheng also deliberately dealt with his fingers just before eating.

　　 He just scratched the wall, and then buckled the bottom of the pot on the side of the stove.

　　The clear wine, along the five fingernail lids, all hidden dirt fingers, dripped into the open white porcelain bowl.

　　 The clear hops, whirled, rushing up the newly added black dross at the bottom of the bowl.

　　 Looking at the situation in front of him, Chen Kang only had one sentence to say to Gu Zheng: I X your mother.

　　……

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