The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol’s Fake Boyfriend

Chapter 019 Old Mother

And Qi Qiurui talked a few more words, the two first went back to the dormitory.

After all, people at the entrance to the cafeteria come and go, and it is not a matter of being surrounded by the general station.

As a result, when they entered the dormitory, they saw Xie Qibao and his mother.

"Hey, are you coming back?" Xie Mama and Yan Feng, Ling Ke greeted enthusiastically.

There are parents of the students, the two did not open very much, nodded greetings, and they sat quietly on the Internet to play the computer.

Qi Qiurui added Ling Ke's new micro-signal, and soon sent a message: "Right, originally looking for you yesterday, I want to ask if you are interested in participating in the school media in advance?"

Ling Ke: "What is the school media? Student Union?"

Qi Qiurui: "Not so much, the student union is the student union, the school media is the school media. The students of our journalism school, the first one to enter the school must choose a school media to participate, such as school newspapers, news network, media in the hospital, which is considered to be within the school. The internship certificate must be paid before graduation."

Ling Ke: "Oh, this way."

Qi Qiurui: "I also help you to ask about Feng Feng by the way. You are in good condition. You will definitely be the talents of the major organizations in the future. I am the deputy director of the editorial department of the school network. Of course, I must start with a strong one. ]

Ling Ke sent a smiling expression and turned his head and said this to Yan Feng.

Yan Feng is much more understandable about the media system. He listened to him and understood: "You ask the sister, what departments are there in addition to the editorial department."

Ling Ke said to Qi Qirui’s record: “Reporter, Photography, Network, Technology...”

Yan Feng asked: "What is the network department doing, can you manage the school forum?"

When I heard the "inside school forum", Ling Keyi, asked Qi Qiurui, Qi Qiurui said: "Yes, but the freshman who just entered the department has no management authority. What do you want to do? Would you like to delete the post in the forum?"

Ling Ke’s guess coincides with Qi Qiurui’s coincidence, but he has not had time to clarify that the question is not that he is Feng Feng, and Qi Qiirui sent another message.

"You still care about the gossip stickers? No need, everyone knows that it is a joke. Liang Ruixi and Zhou Wei have been passed down on the forum for several years and gossip. Now they are not looking for their girlfriends."

Liang Ruixi’s name Ling Ke has already heard it. It’s F’s current school, but he hasn’t heard of Zhou Wei.

Ling Kewen: "Who is Zhou Wei?"

Qi Qiurui: "President of the Student Union of the Law School, Liang Ruixi's classmates. Zhou Wei's girlfriend is the head of our school media network. The minister also often personally puts on the vest to write his boyfriend and Liang Ruixi's CP section!"

Ling is shocked, can you still have this kind of operation?

He asked: "So your girls know that this is not true, will they make a joke?"

Qi Qiurui seems to have determined that he and Yan Feng did not have a traitor, said: "Of course, there are so many **** in the world! Jokes are jokes, no one will be serious, girls are like this, mouth ridicule, which does not want Do you monopolize your love? And CP is also a good thing for a handsome guy. If you are ugly, then no one will YY."

Ling Ke: "..."

These conversations with Qi Qiurui let Ling understand the truth, that is, except for the straight man himself, even the girls on the side will not take the act of selling the two straight men seriously.

They will shout "together together", they will shout "Good Meng Meng", and they will shout a string of 666, but they are essentially not convinced that you are really gay.

This is a real male world in the real world. Ling Ke said that it is really difficult for him to understand a true gay.

However, knowing the rule of "passers are not serious", Ling feels that his camouflage skills will probably take it to the next level. Later, he will be asked by the girls in the class. He can also calmly hook the shoulders of Yan Feng. The phrase "You see us like a pair".

...I think it is very exciting to think about it.

Ling can tell Qi Fengrui's brief introduction to the network department. Although he did not have permission to manage the forum, he still expressed interest in the network department.

Qi Qiurui had no opinion, and he kindly said that he would introduce the person in charge of the network department to know about Feng Feng.

As for Ling Ke, as long as he does not go to the reporter department who needs to deal with strangers, the other will do, he will give Qi Qiurui a face and decide to enter the editorial department in advance.

He is considering whether to sell the other two roommates of 412 together, Gao Junfei will be back.

At this time, Xie Qibao's mother was crawling in bed to hang his son's mosquito net.

Gao Junfei saw this scene as soon as he entered the door. The tiger's body was shocked. He almost thought that he had gone to the wrong door until he saw Ling Ke and Yan Feng, and confirmed that it was indeed a 412 dormitory.

Xie Qibao saw Gao Junfei come back, hurriedly standing on the desk and urging his mother: "Mom, you are faster, my classmates are coming."

“I’m going to be right soon!” Xie’s mother was busy and yelled out to say hello to Gao Junfei. “His classmates, I am Xie Qibao’s mother.”

"...Auntie is good." Gao Junfei slammed into the dormitory and sat down, his heart, this rice seven chicken is also going to take his mother to school together?

After the mother hangs the mosquito net, she pulls down Xie Qibao and confesses a lot of words. What to study, to get along with the classmates, to stay up late at night, to eat three meals on time... Poor parents in the world, Xie Qibao is almost twenty Man, his mother is like a child to him, for fear that he will suffer and suffer from being hungry and frozen.

Xie Qibao was a little impatient. In fact, these words were said to be okay in private. Now, in front of his three roommates, it is as if he is a mother who is inseparable from his family, too shameful.

"Okay, I know, Mom, don't say it." Xie Qibao urged her to go.

"Well, my mother is gone. You remember to give these specialties to your classmates to eat together." Xie mother looked around again and wanted to recall what had not been explained yet. Finally, she was facing her son. I was so red-eyed, "Bao, my mother will miss you, remember to call home!"

Xie Qibao still felt annoyed. When he saw his mother's red eyes, he was poked in tears and he whimpered: "I know mom!"

The atmosphere of tragedy will infect each other, and the mother and son will soon be together and cry together.

This sudden scene called the three people on the side are somewhat unprepared. You look at me, I look at you, I am embarrassed.

Ling has always been not good at dealing with this kind of thing. He simply shuts up and doesn't talk. Yan Feng wants to open his mouth to persuade two sentences, but he can't insert it into the lyrical atmosphere of the mother and child as if they were born.

As for Gao Junfei, he has been completely forced - What'sgoingon! He only returned to the dormitory for less than ten minutes! Why did their mother and son cry when they didn’t agree! ?

Fortunately, the mother and son are going to go too fast, and they probably stopped after crying for a few minutes.

Xie’s mother finally fell to her heart, let go of Xie Qibao, turned and grabbed the hand of a roommate closest to them, and said: “Our family, Dabao, just ask you to take care of it.”

Gao Junfei: ".................."

Xie Qibao rubbed his tears and said: "Mom, I will take care of myself."

Gao Junfei said, you know it...

Fortunately, the understanding of the 戚 戚 Feng promptly appease a sentence: "Auntie, are classmates, we must take care of each other, you can rest assured to go back."

Ms. Xie looked at her with a glance at her face, and then let go of Gao Junfei’s hand and left reluctantly.

When Xiemu left, Xie Qibao also calmed down.

I thought that I had just had such an all night in front of my roommate, and he had no face to eat.

"I'm sorry, let you laugh, my mother is like this..." Xie Qibao's voice also took a cry.

Then he took the initiative to take apart the specialties brought by his family and gave it to his roommates. He wanted to brush back a good feeling as soon as possible. The specialty products include meat muffins, mung bean cakes, hawthorn sugar and the like.

Qi Feng and Ling Kedao thanked him for accepting it. Gao Junfei did not express his position. He was still in the middle of it, and he did not like sweets.

After finishing the special product, Xie Qibao took out his own notebook and turned to ask Feng Feng: "Hey, how do we get online in our dormitory?"

Everyone in the dormitory is on the Internet, and it is definitely possible to connect to the Internet. The last one of Xie Qibao came, and the situation is still unclear. Naturally, I asked the most intimate 戚枫.

But when the words came out, the atmosphere instantly became tense.

Obviously, Yan Feng and Ling Ke still remember the words that Gao Junfei was joking on that day - no, they don't know if Gao Junfei is joking.

The network was carried out by Gao Junfei. Yan Feng did not make a self-proclaimed claim to directly tell Xie Qibao, and then threw the problem to the initiator: "Ask Gao Junfei."

But after he finished speaking, he didn't care about it, but he looked at Gao Junfei and used his eyes to put pressure on him - the mother just left, you don't bully the child.

Xie Qibao looked at Gao Junfei. To be honest, he was a little afraid of Gao Junfei, because this person is not like a college student, but like a social brother.

But they are all in a dormitory. He can't talk to Gao Junfei all the time, so he can only bite his head and say: "That, high, high brother, what is the wifi password?"

Gao Junfei listened to Xie Qibao still with a nasal tone, and glanced at the slap-packed cakes on his desk, unable to say: "Gao Junfei is your uncle..."

Xie Qibao glanced, before he misunderstood, Ling quickly added a sentence: "Password is the pinyin of this sentence."

"Oh, oh, thank you." Xie Qibao just thought that Gao Junfei was jealous of him. He didn't expect this to be a password. Although it was strange, he thought about it carefully. The four people in the dormitory use the net, and the grandson is not only one of them, forget it.

Yan Feng and Ling Ke also breathed a sigh of relief.

With the password, Xie Qibao no longer talks to Gao Junfei, leaving Gao Junfei alone to think there - who am I? where am I? Why is this little chicken easy to take my wifi password?

Xie Qibao's self-healing ability is also very strong. I don't know what funny movies to watch online. In a short while, I am happy to smirk there, as if he was crying with his mother half an hour ago.

Gao Junfei has come back to God, and the more he wants to be depressed, there is always a feeling of being cheated.

He knew, in fact, from the time he walked into the dormitory to see the mosquito net of the white flower, he stepped into a mystery trap!

The mother and the child cried, and his fighting power was soaring. Finally, Xie Qibao **** his hand and made a "old mother's fortune", causing his power to be completely shattered... and then confused, the password was taken away. It is.

... fuck, this little chicken actually took the mother to play on the battlefield, too foul!

"Hey!" Gao Junfei suddenly called Xie Qibao, because his heart was angry, and his "feeding" was a little louder.

Xie Qibao was shocked and took off the headset: "Well?"

Gao Junfei’s fierce **** said: “You have to pay for the Internet.”

Xie Qibao: "Oh, how much..."

Gao Junfei: "Thirty dollars a month."

Ling Ke & Yu Feng: "..." They clearly paid twenty-five, Gao Junfei was too bad, but for the dormitory harmony, they decided to... not to mention it.

Xie Qibao quickly saved money to Gao Junfei. After he finished, he whispered aloud: "If you pay the money, you will pay the money. How can you be so fierce?"

Gao Junfei looked at Xie Qibao's a little pitiful look, and for a moment he remembered his mother's request to take care of Xie Qibao, and couldn't bear it...

"I, is it fierce?" Gao Junfei's tone was involuntarily weak.

"There is one point." It may be that he is afraid of offending Gao Junfei. Xie Qibao shrinks his neck and asks happily. "Where are you from Gaoge?"

Gao Junfei: "Changchun... a nearby county."

Xie Qibao: "Oh, what county?"

Gao Junfei: "You don't know if you said it."

Xie Qibao: "I am Fuqing, do you know Fuqing?"

Gao Junfei: "I don't know."

Xie Qibao: "Then I tell you that Fuqing is a county-level city under the jurisdiction of Fuzhou. The geographical coordinates are from 25 degrees to 28 degrees to 25 degrees and 52 degrees north latitude."

Gao Junfei: "Wait, wait, are you back?"

Xie Qibao pointed to the computer screen: "No, I am reading Baidu Encyclopedia for you."

Gao Junfei is absolutely down.

Xie Qibao said with patience: "So you tell me where your family is, I don't know if I search for it myself."

Gao Junfei... It’s almost going to collapse.

Fuck! What the **** is this man!

***

Under the concerted efforts of Gao Junfei and Zhang Wenzhao, the Department of Journalism (1) finally established a group.

On the same day's dinner, 412 people in the dormitory went to dinner together. The mobile phones of several people frequently vibrated during the meeting. Yan Feng took it out and smiled. "The group is really lively."

He brushed another brush and found that more than twenty friends applied for it, all from new students.

Xie Qibao glanced at the red dot displayed on his address book and wondered: "How come so many people add you? Plus none of me."

Yan Feng: "Not at all?"

Xie Qibao took out his mobile phone and showed it to Yan Feng. It was true that both Feng Feng and Gao Junfei added his WeChat, and even Ling Ke did not add it.

Gao Junfei added him because Gao Junfei is a male class committee. If he had to drag all the people into the group first, it is estimated that he would not thank Qi Bao.

Yan Feng asked Ling Ke: "Why don't you thank Qi Bao?"

Ling Keyi, pulled out the phone: "I forgot, which of your avatars, I add you."

In fact, it is not forgotten. Ling Ke did not have the habit of exchanging WeChat with the general relationship. Since there are groups, there are a few things to say in the group.

But now that Feng Feng has raised it, he can add one.

Taking out the phone, Ling was surprised to find that his address book was also a red dot.

This phenomenon made Gao Junfei curious, lest the world not ask: "Ha, how many of your friends apply? Quickly compare."

Then four people who had enough to eat and have nothing to do together to study it.

Finally, I found that there are a total of 26 Jiayu Maple, of which 20 girls, one does not leak, pass kill, but only six boys.

And Ling Ling can be the opposite. There are 11 boys who added him, and only 10 girls.

Gao Junfei touched his chin and summed up: "Sure enough, Feng Feng is more popular with girls."

Xie Qibao has a puzzled face: "No, I feel weird. Why are there more boys than Lingo? Is Lingke more popular with boys?"

Gao Junfei & Ling Ke & Yu Feng: "Hey..."

No one can answer this mystery question.

Ling Ke understands that the most lethality is not to sell rot straight men, nor to spend idiots, but to stay close to the natural stay!

***

The next day, military training began.

Early in the morning, all the freshmen were assigned to the military theory class in the multimedia classroom, and the field training was started that afternoon.

The appearance of a group of 412 dormitories flashed the eyes of everyone again. This time, not only Feng Feng and Ling Ke, Gao Junfei, who was replaced by a camouflage suit, was also handsome.

But the people who are caring for love only do not include Xie Qibao, because the same clothing is worn on the 戚 、, Ling Ke and Gao Junfei, which is the military temperament, is the uniform temptation, can be worn on a seven-meter Xie Qibao, just like A loofah with a burlap bag.

Xie Qibao thinks that he feels good, but fortunately, the array is arranged in a row, the tall one stands in front, the short one stands behind.

In addition to Xie Qibao, 412 and the other three are standing in the first row, he is not so poorly set off.

The instructors of the military training seem to be particularly fond of the boys who are handsome and a little angry in the team. When they practice standing and kneeling for the first two days, their instructors have a pair of eagle-like eyes going straight to Feng Feng and Ling Ke. He is awkward, but anyone who catches a little scratching his head and is scratched is a small matter. He is afraid to hear the instructors’ mockery. For example, they are weak like women, not a man temperament, etc... This is Ling Kedu who is gay. Can't accept it.

Therefore, Ling can clench his teeth and fight hard, and he does not dare to relax during training.

Thinking of Qi Feng's back allergies because of a mat, Ling Ke still had some concerns about whether he would be a bit squeamy, but unexpectedly, Yu Feng was harder than he expected.

He grows well and his skin is quite white, but no one in the 412 dormitory has seen anything like hydrating milk, sunscreen and the like.

After several days of military training, he allowed the beautiful face to be exposed to the sun and rain. He did not wrinkle his brow and shouted a discomfort.

I remember that when I stood in the military posture the next day, there was a girl who was not very good in physical fitness and fainted.

At that time, Feng Feng stood in the top row. Among all the boys, the girl was closest to him. He immediately went to help, but was ordered by the instructor to stop: "Who told you to move? Go and do a hundred push-ups on the side."

This obvious martyrdom was shocked by everyone, but the army had to obey the command, and the instructor said what it was. Everyone was arrogant and arrogant.

Yan Feng did not have any objection. He went straight to the side and made a push-up without a word.

After doing more than fifty in a row, the gas did not breathe, but the sweat of the whole body was ticking under the scorching sun, and a piece of plastic was accumulated on the ground.

The instructor kept watching him do eighty, so that he got up and returned to the team, and he had a touch of approval and recognition.

It was not long after Yan Feng did push-ups. The rest of the staff rested for three minutes. Ling could walk over and care about Feng Feng: "Are you okay? Tired?"

"Not tired, I am a little thirsty..." After Feng Feng finished, he grabbed the kettle that he brought on his side and looked up.

Ling remembered the water on the ground just after Feng Feng got up. He couldn’t help but say: "I sometimes wonder if you are..." He said nothing.

Yan Feng curiously asked: "Well? What is it."

Ling Ke: "Water made." After drying in the sun, it was steamed.

"Oh... cough!" Xiaofeng was almost caught in the water.

Ling can go over his face and feel that this is a bit of a thunder.

After the maple leaf fills the water, Xue Ling can use a serious tone and expression to joked: "Maybe I am a jellyfish."

Ling Ke: "..."

After the push-ups, no one dared to say that Feng Feng was squeaky, including Gao Junfei, who had jokes about his "Little Princess" before, and also looked at Yan Feng.

[small episode]

(One)

Ms. Xie: "My daughter, my mother has helped you to smooth down all obstacles, so come on!"

Xie Qibao: "Thank you mom! (☆_☆)"

Gao Junfei: "..." in the evil, so powerless Orz...

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(two)

Yan Feng made fifty push-ups in one minute. Ling could stand on the side and watch him with the light. YY is the physical strength, arm strength and endurance of the other side. The stone has been more than ten minutes...

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[Note] 97% of the jellyfish body is water.