The Daily Life of the Great Demon King

Hearing what he said, Yuheng snorted coldly, with a slight disdain, "You don't have a dime, you are a poor ghost!" After thinking about it, I felt puzzled, and then made up the knife, "You still owe me money!"

towards? A poor ghost who hasn't owed a dime? In the evening, the smile on his face gradually faded.

"Accounting."

So on Yuheng’s small ledger, the column of day and night—

+291.2=13291.2

Among them, the fraction is the double compensation he said just now. The five thousand yuan is the money collected for the ID card and household registration, and the other eight thousand are for the purchase of mobile phones. Then, the compensation for the damage to the school's public property has not yet come down, but at this time, Xiao Jiayi should send someone to talk to the school.

...

Soon there was no one outside the canteen because the military training began.

The boss is a middle-aged man, and he leaned close to Chaoxi and asked gossiping, "Is that little girl a girlfriend just now?"

The interaction between the two people just now was so sweet that even an elderly person like him could feel it.

There was a big leafy tree next to the commissary. Under the tree was a deck chair. He leaned on the chair day and night, looked down and thought about the boss's problem, and then replied casually, "No."

It is a friend and an enemy.

...

At 11 noon, Jiu Ming woke up from his sleep. The fat orange body rolled back and forth on the bed a few times, stretched again, and jumped out of the bed. There was no cat-like grace in the whole process. He stretched his chubby paws under the bed, pulled out a bag of dried fish with difficulty, opened his mouth to bite, and opened the door to go downstairs.

When he arrived in the living room, he used his front paws and hind limbs together, climbed onto the single sofa, and then skillfully pulled open the dried fish bag, stretched his paws in, and grabbed one of them into his mouth with dexterous movements that were inconsistent with his body shape. .

"Meow~" He yelled happily, closing his eyes, his eyebrows and beard trembling with the movement of chewing.

After eating a few dried fish, Jiu Ming licked his mouth and paws, stopped temporarily, and Detected Claws went to pull off the tablet computer that had been charged, and then used his fat paws to carefully press the password to unlock.

No way, even if the screen of the tablet is big enough, even with the unlocking keyboard big enough, but he is too fat...

After unlocking, he first opened the ball and browsed the messages in various groups. The same operation was repeated on WeChat.

Nine Lives is actually an otaku just like Scarlet. He also loves TV movies and animation novels. However, he is not as lively as Scarlet. He does everything quietly. Even if he adds various groups, he is diving into the screen. The reason is , One word-lazy.

Even if the voice input of voice chat is very developed, he will not do it. The reason is four words-too lazy to speak.

The third application opened is Weibo. I scanned all the Weibo of the people I followed, adding up to hundreds of Weibo, and I clicked a total of two likes. Finally, I started to browse popular Weibo, starting from the 24-hour list.

At the top of the list is a blogger @我的同学Super cute who specializes in collecting various funny and funny events. This time I push a Weibo with video——

@我的同学Super cute V: Fan contributions. The commissary of Xinan University was surprised to find a big lady in women's clothing, more gold than real gold, and a super cute little loli school girl. The interaction between the two is super loving. [Picture][Picture][Video]

More than 50,000 reposts, more than 60,000 comments, and nearly 90,000 likes.

I haven't clicked on the big picture and video yet, just watching the keywords of "Women's Lady", "Xinan University" and "Little Loli", Jiu Ming has a guess in his heart. Sure enough, if you look at the text description and pictures on the fan contribution page at one point, it is the impenetrable Lord of the Abyss and their sweet little ancestor.

Watch the video again.

Generally speaking, because of the impact of the light angle and focus and the photographer's technology, a person who looks good in reality will not produce ideal results, and it is easy to make the viewer feel "so-so". Okay. "It's so ugly."

And this submission video contains the so-called shortcomings.

The mobile phone was shot in portrait mode, the pixels were okay, the surrounding people were crowded, all kinds of noisy sounds continued to come from the earpiece, and there was a huge board in front of it, which took up almost one-fifth of the screen.

but!

When the head of the person in front was moved to reveal the figure in the commissary window, everything seemed to be gone, only that figure was left. It was so vivid that it attracted all the attention!

Pina is astonishing, like a dragon.

The phoenix eyes are lightly picked, three-point lazy, seven-point deceptive.

No matter how you look at it, they are all beautiful women in ancient costumes, the kind of gods descending to the earth!

Jiu Ming thought to himself, it was indeed a big brother.

Continue to look down.

Soon they arrived at their sweet little ancestor to play.

Seeing that when I was collecting money, I "accidentally" shook my hands and pressed a zero. The nine lives and one heart were lifted up, and the tail that was really fat instead of fluffy, also stood up with difficulty. , I’m afraid that in the next second, we will see Tiantian’s ancestor go wild, fight day and night, and then the surrounding innocent people will splash on the spot...

Fortunately not, it is the most common low-level physical strike.

Then the two talked.

Jiu Ming has noticed one thing here-Tiantian Little Ancestor didn't scold ‘dog stuff’, but said ‘bastard’! I don’t know if the catch phrase has been changed, or if the big guys are more special in the day and night?

Finally, the climax came-the big man confessed his mistake with a smile day and night and expressed double compensation. Up to this point, it is the drama of the heroine of the romance novel dominating the heroine. However, in the next second, the'male lead' was beaten in the face in seconds, and he still owed no money in debt.

In the live-action version, the smile on his face gradually disappeared.jpg.

"Meow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Jiu Ming laughed unkindly, his fat body made the sofa tremble, as if it would fall apart because of overwhelm in the next second.

"Dead fat cat, what's your ghost name?!" Scarlett took the phone and came downstairs with an unhappy expression.

You are fat, your whole family is fat! You are countless times fatter than me! Jiu Ming was unwilling to show weakness and howled in his heart, but he didn't dare to really shout out. His cat's face looks aggrieved, but because of his huge size, it doesn't make people feel pitiful, but can't help but want to laugh.

"Meow, look at your boss being slapped in the face." Jiu Ming said with a jab.

"What the hell!" Scarlet rolled her eyes, opened her long legs, walked up to Jiu Ming in two steps, picked up his mobile phone, and sat down on the multi-person sofa next to her.

From the screen of the phone, Scarlet saw a few familiar keywords at a glance, and then played the video directly.

The video is not long, it will be finished soon.

Unlike Jiu Ming, Scarlett is firmer in the idea that ‘my sweet little ancestor and the big brother of the day and night really have some kind of unknown relationship’, and at the same time an inexplicable thought arises——

"Dead fat cat, why don't we make a Weibo account by ourselves!"

There will be a lot of people who update the status and photos of Sweet Little Ancestor every day, after all, Loli is the cutest creature in the world! Cuteness is justice!

Of course, this is not to make money, but a late-stage otaku lo*ic*n who has abandoned treatment and can't restrain his desire to show off his luck to the world!

Then he grabbed Jiu Ming and started serious discussions. During the period Jiang Qingtian passed by the living room, he was also arrested. The three people got together and discussed every little detail seriously.

After a long time, finally came up with a rough plan. However, Hui Se still didn't let Jiu Ming and Jiang Qing Qing be free, but threw her mobile phone in front of them, "Come on, who can help me draw the card!"

Then gritted his teeth, "Stupid value, 5% probability of fart!"

Jiang Qingtian & Nine Lives: "..."

here we go again!

Due to the endless emergence of various activities in the current game, and multiple games together, there is almost no interval at all. For Scarlet, who is rich and free, has compulsion, and lacks a correct understanding of his own face, I feel a little compelling. For the otaku players who don't have it, it is simply unfriendly at the textbook level.

As long as one week, or as short as two or three days, Scarlet will face a cannibalistic face, gritting her teeth and crying for help while holding her mobile phone.

This made Jiang Qingqing very suspicious, how did he get here in the past?

...

It's half past two in the afternoon.

After half a day of fermentation, @我的同学超宝宝’s Weibo about'Xinan University Canteen Shows Women's Big Brother' Weibo has exploded in popularity, and each item in the likes and comments has exceeded the six-figure mark. , Firmly occupy the top position of the hot list. During the period, a celebrity posted on Weibo and was also placed second.

The topic of #小洛莉与女子大佬# also climbed the hot search list, and quickly climbed up.

The heat is not generally high.

It happened that the manager of the Weibo account of @我的同学超美好系 was participating in the event in Xinan, so he decided to pursue the victory and interview the two parties at Xinan University.

At this time, during the military training, Xiao Lolita is temporarily unable to interview. @我的同学超萌 decided to first interview the women's clothing elders who work in the canteen.

In the camera, the day and night wearing an exquisite and complicated women's dress, leaning on a lounger under a tree. The beauty's eyebrows were slightly drooping, her slender fingers clinging to the jade flute, and she was playing casually. The one-hundred-dollar chair on Taobao was stunned to bring out a high-class taste.

@我的同学Super cute account, the manager is a boy in his twenties, named Zhang Yihang. He saw such a picture, the whole person was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to God, while whispering,'This is a man, this is a man, this is a man', while'Heart is cruel' and he puts himself on his thighs cruelly. Here comes the following, use the pain to wake up a little bit.

After that, he took a deep breath, and step by step, walked towards the person who was reclining on the couch under the big tree.

"You...Hello!" Despite making a lot of psychological preparations, when she spoke, the beauty just raised her eyes and looked over. The moment his eyes met, Zhang Yihang only felt that his brain was suddenly blank, and he stammered subconsciously.

"Um?"

The low and melodious male voice made Zhang Yihang come back to his senses for a while. He gave his thigh again cruelly, used the pain to maintain his awake period, first reported himself to his family, and then explained his intentions.

"May I interview you, please?"

Chao Xi was originally not interested in the so-called Weibo celebrity in front of him and the interview in his mouth, but after hearing the other party said that the interview was paid and he would be paid, Chao Xi was silent for a moment and nodded.

So the interview began.

At the beginning, there were some simple questions, such as names, and then the official interviews began.

"Can you ask why you choose to wear women's clothing?"