The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Because my clothes were all in my room, so after eating the ice cream, I ran back to my room to take a bath.

After taking a bath, I'm going to Xi'er's room again. Unexpectedly, Xi'er in a white dress knocks on the door of my room.

I looked at her and said, "what are you doing here?"

She said with a smile, "Why are you so nervous?"

I said, "why am I nervous?"

She said, "I'm afraid I'll find you in a golden house."

"I said:" also Jinwucangjiao! I'm a poor man. Which woman would like me to hide

"Some women have a special hobby for young men who have no money," she said

I said, "like you?"

"You can say that," she said

I said, "let's go! Go to your room

She said, "why go to my room?"

I said, "so we don't sleep?"

She said, "can I sleep only if I go to my room?"

I said, "you mean to sleep in my room?"

She said, "can't you?"

I said, "as long as you like!"

She said, "I'd love to!"

With that, Xi'er rushed to my bed. She rolled on the big bed and cried with dancing hands: "I slept in my bed yesterday, I slept in your bed today, and I'll sleep in my bed tomorrow, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck

I went to the bed, looked at the crazy Xi'er and said, "is this very interesting?"

Xi'er ignored me and pulled the towel I had just used. She smelled it under her nose, looked up at me and said, "why is there a woman's fragrance? Come from the facts

I said, "please! Don't be suspicious, will you? "

"Lenient if you confess, strict if you resist!" Xi'er stares at me and pouts.

I said, "I didn't do anything bad. What do I confess and what do I resist?"

"All right! Trust you for a while Xi'er said with a smile, then rolled the quilt over her.

I took off my shoes, climbed to the bed and lay down beside her.

"Ah! Oh, my God

Xi'er screamed.

I jumped out of bed and sat up. I looked at her closely and said, "what's the matter? What's the matter? "

She looked up at me, blinked and said, "husband! I thought I was tall! It turns out that the quilt is horizontal! Cluck, cluck... " She danced and laughed.

I glared at her and said, "please! My heart can't stand it! I thought your wound hurt! "

She said, "how can my wound hurt? The doctor said, "I'll go to the hospital again, so I don't have to go to the hospital again!"

"I said:" then you can not be surprised

"All right, all right! Hum She looked at me and said, "stop it! Let's go to sleep

I lay down again, Xi'er leaned over, pulled the towel to cover my head, and then she also put her head in! He also said, "husband! Cover up! Don't catch cold

I'm going crazy!

I looked into her eyes and said angrily, "do you think I'll catch a cold? The temperature of the city is 30 degrees centigrade now! The mushrooms are cold

Xi'er said with a smile, "Oh! now I see! I forgot! Hey, hey, hey "

I pulled off the bath towel and threw it on the chair beside the bed

Xi'er and I were lying on the big bed side by side

Xi'er looked at me and said," husband! I don't feel like sleeping without a quilt

I turned over and threw my back at her!

Xi'er pounced on me, forced my body over, put her head into my arms and said with a smile: "husband! I won't make it, OK? Let's go to sleep

"Crazy woman! Really I muttered.

Then he reached for her!

The next morning, there is still sunrise, the weather looks good!

When we had breakfast in the dining area of the hotel, Xi'er had already arranged. In view of the weather, we only shot until 3pm today, and then the yacht had to return to the coast!

There is no objection.

After breakfast, the luxury yacht sailed like the deep sea in the morning.

Xi'er also invited Cheng lingsu to play on the yacht. Anyway, she came to relax. She gladly accepted Xi'er's invitation.

My right eyelid is always jumping, I quietly said to Xi'er: "wife! How do I feel like something is going to happen today? "

"What happened?" She said.

I said: "as the saying goes, the left eye jumps blessing, the right eye jumps disaster! My right eyelid has been jumping since morning! Nothing will happen at sea today, will it

Xi'er looked at me and said, "crow mouth!"

I felt my nose and said, "I'm worried about you! WifeXi'er said, "you never believe in superstition! Why do you become a woman today? "

I said, "I don't know."

Since Xi'er's car accident, my firm atheist belief has been shaken!

The shooting in the morning went smoothly. Before 3 p.m., the sea was calm and the sky was clear.

But at three o'clock in the afternoon, just as I was packing up my equipment for my return flight, the situation suddenly changed!

In fact, before that, I have reminded you, because I have a hunch that the weather will change greatly!

This premonition comes from the news from the seagulls!

Seagulls are not only cleaners on the sea, but also forecasters on the sea. If seagulls fly close to the sea, the weather will be fine in the future; if they wander along the sea, the weather will gradually get worse. If the gulls leave the water, fly high, and fly to the sea in groups from the distance of the sea, or if the gulls gather on the beach or in the crevices of rocks, it indicates that a storm is coming!

The reason why seagulls can foresee storms is that their bones are hollow and tubular, with no bone marrow and full of air. This is not only easy to fly, but also like a barometer, which can predict the weather changes in time. In addition, the hollow feather tubes on the gull's wings are also like small barometers, which can sensitively sense the change of air pressure.

At noon, I saw these changes of those gulls! They flew to the coastline in droves, and in less than half an hour the shadow of a seagull could not be seen on the sea!

It's a strange sight! Isn't it?

But Xi'er and the photographer are shooting in high spirits, because another group of shooting, the whole location shooting work will be completed, and they can go back home, so they all ignore my reminders! A cameraman said that the weather forecast said that there would be a rainstorm after 4 pm! We returned at 3 p.m. and had a coffee in the hotel cafe at 4 p.m!

You don't know the weather forecast is as changeable as a woman!

I ran to the yacht cockpit and talked to the bearded captain. He also ignored my warning and said, "are you the captain or am I the captain? Since I am the captain, everything here is under my command! "

I said: "you can not believe my words, but you should believe the behavior of seagulls!"

The captain glared at me and said, "it's just a rainstorm! As for your fuss

I don't know what to say, so I had to give it up. I said angrily in my heart, "if something happens later, you can't take it easy!"

Then I left the cockpit.

The big change happened at 3:00 p.m. when the shooting work was finished and everyone was packing up to return!

All of a sudden, the whole world darkened, and then what happened was just like the terrible scene depicted in the petrel

"In the vast sea, the wind is gathering dark clouds!"

"The clouds are getting lower and lower, and the thunder is coming down towards the sea."

"Thunder! The waves cry in the angry droplets, and contend with the wind. See, the gale holds the huge waves tightly, hurls them onto the cliff, and smashes these huge Jadeites into dust and debris! "

"Piles of dark clouds, like blue flames, burn on the bottomless sea. The sea catches the arrows of lightning and extinguishes them in its own abyss. These shadows of lightning, like fire snakes, meander in the sea and disappear in a flash

Soon the dark clouds devoured the sun and all the light! It's dark between heaven and earth!

Then, the rainstorm fell down from the sky like a flood! The wind is raging this luxury yacht, and the yacht is shaking like a leaf in the huge waves!

The weather forecast is wrong again, the rainstorm is coming ahead of time! And it's not just a storm, it's a storm!

If it's just a rainstorm, it has little effect on yachts. At most, the outdoor swimming pool can't be used any more! If it's a storm, the situation will be very different!

The most important thing is, this damned weather forecast killed people! Look at this posture, the level of rainstorm and wind is obviously several times that of the weather forecasters!

Yachts turn around and return

Everybody out of the deck at once, everyone in the cabin below.

Because the yacht is shaking violently in the rough waves, everyone in the cabin must hold things tightly to maintain their own balance. The girls on the boat screamed with fright!

At this time, one of the photographers suddenly called out: "bad! My bag of film is missing

This sentence stunned everyone present!

Because all the films taken these two days are in that bag! Without that bag, all the hard work in these two days will flow eastward!

I looked at the photographer and said, "look again! Did it fall on the floor? Or rolled under the table? "While holding on to the fixed object, everyone squatted down to look for the bag containing the film.

The photographer looked at him for a long time and said, "maybe you're looking for me It might have landed on the deck? "

Listening to him, I couldn't help but say angrily: "you're not dedicated to your work! For photographers, film is a soldier's gun and a doctor's scalpel. In any crisis, the first thing you have to keep is these things! "