The Days of Living in a Love Apartment

Yi Fei froze

Teacher Zeng walked in with his briefcase and his briefcase, and glanced at Tang Hao, who was lying on the sofa, "What is he doing?"

"I'm making up my sleep," Xin Ling replied.

"Oh..." Mr. Zeng gave a mean expression that I understood.

His heart was white, and he didn't explain it at a glance.

Teacher Zeng sniffed, "What's so fragrant?"

"I'm making dynamite! I'll blow you up when I'm done!!" Yifei put down the cocoa beans and "threatened" Teacher Zeng

Teacher Zeng took out a fire extinguisher from the big briefcase, and Yi Fei sneered at it, "Yo! You are really afraid of death"

"What! This is for promotion! Have you watched the news recently?" Mr. Zeng said seriously. "The authoritative survey of the American Academy of Social Sciences shows that among all festivals, the highest probability of fire is... Valentine's Day!"

"How fresh, how come I've never heard of it?" Yifei pounded something in the bowl that he didn't know what it was.

"Yeah, if you don't set off firecrackers on Valentine's Day, and if you don't burn paper money, it's so easy to catch fire!"

"Teacher Zeng... Are you still paying attention to this?" Xin Ling was curious

"Of course, I'm a professional." Teacher Zeng took out another newspaper from his bag. "Look! There was a couple on Valentine's Day last year who lit more than [-] candles at home! As a result, the windows were not closed! A gust of wind blew. Yes! Guess what happened after that々¨?" Teacher Zeng sold out.

Wan Yu continued, "Ten of them have been destroyed, how many are left the next day!"

Three people roll their eyes

"I'm going to report again! It's not a brain teaser!" Teacher Zeng was speechless, Wan Yu's brain circuit

Posing "A gust of wind! Blown the candle! Lighted the curtains! Started a fire!"

Wan Yu looked longingly, "God...that must be very exciting..."

The three slowly turned to look at her

Looking at the three people's eyes, Wan Yu realized that it was not right, "That must be bad..."

"The worse is yet to come! The fire is uncontrollable! The man left his girlfriend! Jumped from the window! He fell into the meat sauce" He also pointed to the sauce in Yifei's bowl with a sound effect.

"Oh..." Yifei turned around

"It's miserable? If the couple could prepare a fire extinguisher at home! All this would not have happened!" Teacher Zeng tirelessly emphasized the importance of fire extinguishers

"It doesn't matter if it happens! Only in times of crisis can we see the essence of a person!" Yifei thinks this is a good way to test the depth of the relationship between two people!

"Would you like me to set fire to test your son Shen?" Teacher Zeng looked cheap.

The two fought each other again, Wan Yu and Xin Ling hid and watched the play

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The two fought each other again, Wan Yu and Xin Ling hid and watched the play

"Even if you want to set fire to it! I have to test your crow's mouth to see if it can withstand high temperatures!"

"Ha! I'm not afraid! Because I have it." Teacher Zeng picked up the fire extinguisher and took a pose. "The latest carbon dioxide fire extinguisher! Put out the fire within three seconds! It can hurt people from far and close to self-defense!"

After reciting the words, he took a fire extinguisher and approached Wan Yu and Xin Ling, "Would you like to buy a bottle and go back to prevent it from happening?"

Mr. Zeng's arrogance hit his face, Xin Ling took a step back and put his hands around his face with a vigilant look, "No need, Hao will protect me"

Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes and looked at Xiang Wanyu expectantly.

"You're selling Teacher Zeng instead?" Wan Yu also looked cautious.

"What kind of sales... This is a task assigned by the neighborhood committee! As the vice chairman of the neighborhood committee! Of course I have to lead by example!" Mr. Zeng looked righteous and awe-inspiring

"Let's lead by example? You set yourself on fire first? I want to see if I can save you within three seconds!" Yi Fei was still stirring the bowl

Teacher Zeng laughed dryly, "I'm here for everyone's personal safety..."

Seeing Wanyu, Yifei seemed a little moved, so she gave Wanyu a vaccination, "Wanyu, this guy is either a traitor or a thief! Don't pay attention to him!"

Wanyu agreed, and when she was about to leave, Teacher Zeng held Wanyu, Yifei and Xinling were unlikely to buy it, they had to win Wanyu over. . "Alright, alright! It's like this! The chairman of the household committee has emigrated. Now the position of the top leader is vacant! I compete with two other vice-chairmen for the post. The street leaders asked us to mobilize each household to buy a fire extinguisher! Who If the sales performance is good, whoever will be the next one will be the chairman!!”

Wan Yu thought for a while, "...Oh, I understand! That will test which of you is more appealing in the apartment!"

"So, I am a host and a public figure, how can I lose my appeal to them!" Teacher Zeng is proud

"Hey, Mr. Zeng, can you sell it on your show?" Xinling interjected.

Yifei burst out laughing, "No one in our apartment listens to his show!"

Teacher Zeng played the sympathy card, "As my roommate, you should support me..."

"Then how much do you have to sell to win?"

Teacher Zeng recalled, "There are 375 households in the community!"

"How much have you promoted now?"

"Three bottles! It doesn't matter to you, if you support me, I will definitely be able to come from behind!" Teacher Zeng encouraged Wanyu

"Then I'll buy a few more bottles, and I can give them to my colleagues! How much is a bottle?" Wan Yu picked up her wallet and prepared to pay

"Three hundred (really) eight!"