The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth
Chapter 117 Standing in Heaven and Watching Hell
The bicycle race was not completed in the end because the two rode too fast. It was obviously a bicycle, but it was riding at a speed of more than 30 to 40 kilometers per hour, and it was soaring on the slow lane at this speed.
In the end, they were stopped by the traffic police on duty. The traffic police with white hat brim and white gloves waved the two of them to pull over: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, you two stop for me."
The traffic police uncle opened his mouth and the two naturally had to pull over.
"Good guy, what kind of bicycles are you riding?" The traffic policeman circled the two people's little yellow car twice and was amazed: "Do you know why the slow lane is called the slow lane?"
Jiang Hua and Zhang Tong looked at each other, then shook their heads together to play dumb.
"It's slower than a car, that's why it's called the slow lane." The traffic police uncle pointed to the fast lane that was blocked like a blocked urethra and educated them: "That's the fast lane, this is the slow lane. Slow down for non-motorized vehicles." Ride slowly, you two are racing fast."
Zhang Tong glanced at the fast lane next to him with a bad urethra and endless urination, and said: "This fast lane is so congested, I'm afraid they can walk faster than them."
"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, give me less." It seems that the traffic policeman is still a northerner: "The speed of non-motorized vehicles in the slow lane cannot exceed 20 kilometers per hour. Today I caught a lot of battery cars speeding. The bicycle speeding is the first See you once."
"Do you want to be fined?" Zhang Tong just finished saying this, but Jiang Hua pulled him back, and Jiang Hua whispered to him behind Zhang Tong: "You are stupid, at this time, there are people who take the initiative to ask for a fine."
"Aren't you part of the system? I beg for mercy." Zhang Tong suddenly thought that Jiang Hua was also part of the system, so he immediately replied in a low voice.
"Shame, if it gets out, where will I save my face. I was caught riding a bicycle for speeding, and I'm embarrassed to say it." Jiang Hua gave Zhang Tong a white look, and immediately rejected the proposal. The main reason is that she is afraid that people will ask her why she is speeding on a bicycle, but she is really difficult to answer because she bet with a fool or something.
Fortunately, I didn't wear a uniform when I went out today. I'm still wearing the jeans and casual clothes I wore when I went out with my mother for morning tea in the morning.
While the two were whispering behind their backs, the traffic police twisted the bell on Zhang Tong's bicycle and made a tinkling sound.
"Hey, hey, let me tell you that you young couples are flirting and scolding to share time. I'm still criticizing education, listen to the class carefully!" Comrade traffic police are very upset: "The slow lanes in the city are not allowed to exceed 20 kilometers per hour, and battery cars are not allowed. , and bicycles are not allowed. We will start a special rectification today.”
"If the speed of riding a battery car exceeds 20 kilometers per hour, the battery voltage will exceed the national regulations and the car will be impounded." The uncle of the traffic police is very patiently criticizing and educating the two. But both were a little absent-minded.
Jiang Hua frowned and said, "Wait a minute, comrade. Who told you that he and I are a couple." Jiang Hua pointed to himself and Zhang Tong.
"Not a couple?" The traffic policeman looked at the two of them, and then said: "Not a couple, you two are full of food and are riding bicycles and fighting in the street." displayed on his body.
"I..." Jiang Hua was at a loss for words for a moment.
Zhang Tong immediately said: "What the traffic police comrades taught is that it is not good to fight on the road. Next time, we must change it, we must change it." Zhang Tong has no intention of correcting the traffic police comrades at all.
"Just to say, riding a fast car in the slow lane is dangerous, you know?" The traffic police comrades saw that Zhang Tong was still a child, so in the end they made an exception and only criticized and educated the two of them.
"Riding slowly, flirting on the road should also pay attention to the safety of the surroundings." Even though the backs of the two riding the little yellow car have gradually faded away, the comrades of the traffic police still did not forget to remind them to pay attention to traffic safety.
Jiang Hua was silent for the last half of the time, but his face was neither sad nor happy. I couldn't see what she was thinking.
After arriving at the destination, Jiang Hua suddenly asked: "You just thought that the traffic policeman said you were very happy." Jiang Hua raised his eyebrows: "You have no intention of refusing at all."
Zhang Tong looked at Jiang Hua and said very seriously: "Probably? Maybe? I have the same position, anyway, I don't really want to refuse."
After Jiang Hua asked Zhang Tong to sign the transcript, he waved his hand: "You can go first after signing the transcript."
"Huh? Are you still here for dinner tonight?" Zhang Tong asked Jiang Hua's back.
"Don't forget, my mother is here." Jiang Hua said without looking back.
"We can eat together, I can make Shuangqing hot pot." Zhang Tong said loudly.
"Let's deal with your Happy Bakery first." Jiang Hua walked away in the corridor with long legs.
In an old house somewhere on the outskirts of Huaihai.
"I'm serious, are you stupid?" Zhang Tong was drinking Coca-Cola and muttering: "It's okay to have a bad life, thinking about shit jihad all day long, provoking a war between the returnees and the awakened ones. You Is there a pit in your head?"
Opposite Zhang Tong, Guli Cui drooped his head in frustration, you never know what he went through. And what he went through, he definitely didn't want to do it again.
"The organization said that this is to fight against the coming of the Old Ones. When the Old Ones come to this world through their chosen returnees, a war will inevitably start to compete for the dominance of the current world. Right. We should kill all of this in our infancy, in order to continue our world." Gu Li said with little strength.
"Oh, your organization said so, so you believe it?" Zhang Tong felt a little speechless.
"The Thirteen Elders will not lie. They can communicate with the old gods." Gu Li still seemed to believe everything the organization said: "They said that we are the hope to save the world."
Looking at Gu Li, Zhang Tong suddenly felt that these guys were a bit pathetic. Knowing nothing, but blindly believing in something. He was blinded by half-knowledge of the unknown, and did many bad things.
At this moment, when Zhang Tong looked at Gu Li, he had a feeling: Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a melodrama. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who is working hard for who is busy.
"If you can give me a stutter, why don't you give me something to drink? Brother, I haven't eaten or drank all night." Gu Li's lips were cracked.
Zhang Tong threw a bottle of Coke and a piece of meat floss bread to Gu Li. Gu Li couldn't wait to eat and drink, he was really thirsty and hungry.
"Eat, eat, eat more. It's time to go on the road when you're full." Zhang Tong looked at Gu Li who was gobbling up and down.
Gu Li, who was still eating and drinking, couldn't help but stop when he heard Zhang Tong's passing, and looked at Zhang Tong in horror: "Brother, dear brother! Dad! I cooperate with you very much, I have nothing Hide it!"
Zhang Tong smiled and nodded: "Yes, that's why I let you eat and drink well."
"Then you said you can go on the road when you are full?"
"It's on the road, on the road."
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