The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

Chen Xiaomei originally thought that she must be dead. Originally, she had already figured out that if she died and turned into a ghost, she would definitely not let this shadow monster go. Even if I become a ghost, I still have to haunt him, make him irritated with those indescribable things every day in the future, and then drive him to commit suicide.

But a turning point appeared, just when he felt that he was hopeless, the shadow monster suddenly lay down on the ground and his whole body twitched and trembled. Chen Xiaomei felt that her neck was loose, and she gasped for breath. For the first time, she felt that breathing fresh air was so good.

While the shadow monster was still twitching on the ground, Chen Xiaomei kicked the shadow monster with his foot while touching his neck: "I told you to pinch me, and I told you to scare me. You pervert, your organization is poisonous! The purity of god Tm Sex, do you think that the headquarters of your organization was established in the Shikumen of Huaihai Xintiandi?!"

Chen Xiaomei kicked and scolded: "If you want to rebel and don't give money, you people are so stupid! You don't even pay a dime and want to do big things, you guys deserve to live like mice!"

Dong dong dong ~ click, Chen Xiaomei kicked out the rhythm of a taiko master.

"Aiyo, aiyo. My feet, feet." Chen Xiaomei hugged her feet and jumped up. It turned out that she didn't kick out the rhythm of a taiko master, but because she kicked too hard, she ended up with a toe My head seems to be a bit broken, and now it hurts a lot.

Zhang Tong, who was observing everything in the dark, couldn't help but shook his head, well, Chen Xiaomei is still so clueless sometimes. Kicking people didn't make others look bad, but hurt themselves, which is something only her kind can do.

Zhang Tong already knew Chen Xiaomei's character when he was in Sifang Island. Although she has the prestige of a sterilization queen, she is very unreliable. Often do all kinds of unexpected things. For example, if someone dares to bully her, she dares to let him be in heat with a big tree.

Can you imagine the scene of a peerless strong man hugging a big tree, kissing and hugging, and then living and dying with the big tree? What's more, the big tree was still kept by Zhang Tong as firewood, and it was chopped down and burned as firewood the next day. Then the guy who was still thinking about living and dying with the big tree and flying together quit, almost looking for Zhang Tong desperately.

From Zhang Tong's point of view, although Chen Xiaomei said that she has returned to Earth, her personality has not changed. It's still like that. Just as Chen Xiaomei was sitting on the bedside, hugging her own feet pitifully to check her injuries, Zhang Tong, who was wearing a full set of Magneto cosplay costumes, appeared silently in Chen Xiaomei's room.

Chen Xiaomei was checking whether her injury was serious, when a masked guy who looked as strange as the shadow monster suddenly appeared, which shocked Chen Xiaomei a lot.

"You... who are you?! Let me tell you, I don't join any illegal organizations. I don't add any money you give me. What are the five social insurances and one housing fund, what are the annual leaves, what are the year-end bonuses, what are you doing? Country Garden on Huaihai Inner Ring Road bought me a 260-square-meter duplex, and I also..., uh...you understand." Chen Xiaomei looked at Zhang Tong who suddenly appeared and thought it was an accomplice of the Shadow Monster.

"Don't worry, Ms. Chen Xiaomei, I have nothing to do with this shadow monster." Zhang Tong walked up to the shadow monster who was still twitching all over his body, and then kicked the guy unconscious, saving him from twitching all the time. Like a caterpillar.

"Wow! What are you going to do?!" Chen Xiaomei jumped up and hugged her little feet.

"Uh, actually, you can sit and talk." Zhang Tong looked at Chen Xiaomei's golden rooster's independent appearance, which was a bit unsightly.

"Tell me what you're here for!"

"I asked for your help."

"I said, I have a unit now, and I won't join any organization. And you don't want to tell me about your organization's philosophy and other random things. I don't want to hear it, and you don't want to leak it to me!" Chen Xiaomei sat down on the bed, she wanted to reject Zhang Tong sternly.

"And I'm going to call the police, let the police deal with this guy!" Chen Xiaomei pointed to the shadow monster lying on the ground.

"Well, I think it's better for me to deal with this guy. And if I hadn't appeared just now, you would have died by now." Zhang Tong recalled some of Chen Xiaomei's personality, and he decided not to beat around the bush.

"I think you're doing me a little favor, and it's my reward for saving you just now."

Chen Xiaomei pretended to be surprised: "Oh! Do heroes need to be rewarded for saving the beauty? Isn't it voluntary labor?"

Can you pretend to be fake? Zhang Tong disliked Chen Xiaomei very much because she couldn't even act well.

"Usually, a hero needs a beauty's body to save a beauty..."

"No! I'm still a big girl with a guard like jade! I can't take advantage of you weirdo!" Chen Xiaomei protected her chest: "If you dare to think wrongly, I will make it impossible for you to grow up for the rest of your life!"

Zhang Tong spread his hands: "Then saving your life is at least worth some money."

"No! If you ask for money, you won't give it if you want, and it's impossible to promise such a thing with your body." Chen Xiaomei's character is like this, and she doesn't pull out a hair.

"So, I don't want these. I just want you to use your ability to do me a little favor." Zhang Tong said so, and at the same time pointed to the shadow monster on the ground: "I will help you deal with this guy. Although you Talking about calling the police, you don’t actually want to call the police. What this guy said will actually get you into a lot of trouble. Maybe you won’t be able to keep the civil service job you just got. Anyway, an anti-social organization of returnees, and You and I are part of the Homecoming, and what these guys do is going to affect us."

Zhang Tong grasped Chen Xiaomei's pain point. Chen Xiaomei had no choice but to say: "Okay, seeing how strange your clothes are, I already knew that you were a homecoming person or someone who had awakened supernatural powers. Normal people would not go to other people's homes in such a blatant dress. Tell me What do you want me to do for you?"

"Chen Xiaomei, besides sterilizing people, can you aphrodisiac them?" Zhang Tong asked with a smile.

But Chen Xiaomei was suddenly taken aback, because she had never shown this ability to anyone before. Uh, that's not right, I seem to have seen Gun Gun's birth difficulties when I went to the Wolong Panda Conservation Base last time. Based on the feeling that Chinese people should love national treasures, I activated this ability on the Gun Guns. The adult Gunguns protecting the base were all in heat that day, and it was said that the number of little Gunguns born this year was the most in the past.

Is this considered a good deed without leaving a name? Could it be that he was exposed when he was protecting the base last time?

Chen Xiaomei doesn't really want to expose her ability, compared to the ability of sterilization. This kind of aphrodisiac ability is more likely to be used in very bad places. Many crimes can be perfectly covered up with this ability. Chen Xiaomei has a bottom line. She doesn't want to become a tool used by criminals, and she will never use her ability at will.

"Don't be so surprised, I do know that you have this ability. I even know that you can test what type of species a species (including various creatures including humans) will be in heat and so on. I want you to help me first A small favor, take a look at a person's estrus status and object." Zhang Tong smiled and put forward his request.

"So what exactly is it?" Chen Xiaomei asked.

"First, let's see if a man likes men or women." Just after Zhang Tong finished speaking, Chen Xiaomei suddenly realized. She looked at Zhang Tong, who was wearing a tight uniform and looked slender and strong, and her body was inexplicably long. One sound.

"So that's it, I understand." Chen Xiaomei suddenly laughed, and the smile was bright.

"Did you find that if this man doesn't like men, you have to correct him to like men?"

Um? How did Chen Xiaomei know this? Zhang Tong was puzzled, but he didn't speak. Chen Xiaomei said very generously, "Don't be embarrassed to speak up, the United States has passed the Rainbow Act."

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