The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

(Note: The State Strategic Investment Bureau was made up by the author, because it does not want to involve real departments that exist in reality. So I hope everyone can understand.)

"The enemy is in the propaganda, the enemy is in the propaganda!"

Zhang Tong couldn't help but read in a low voice these two famous sentences that have been on the Internet for a long time.

All the jokes will become jokes, and the reason why memes will become memes is not without reason.

In fact, the enemy's propaganda in China is just a concept, and it doesn't just refer to China's propaganda. Rather, in many cases, the official department may clearly want to do good things, but because of the strong bureaucratic atmosphere of some grassroots staff from top to bottom, good things turn into bad things.

Just like the current situation, Meng Laicai and his people came for an unannounced visit. They are from the State Strategic Investment Bureau.

This is a very magical department, and the investment plan of this department has never considered economic benefits. In an investment sector, that's deadly.

But the State Strategic Investment Bureau always does this kind of thing. For example, a power line is provided for a small village with more than 30 people on the border. For this wire, they specially invested in building a mountain road. It is 210 kilometers from the county seat to the small village, and it is necessary to cross a snow mountain with an altitude of 5,500 meters.

Even a thousand years of electricity in a small village of 30 people is not enough to pay for this huge infrastructure fee, but the State Strategic Investment Bureau allocated money to do this.

Another example is that many small convenience supermarkets have been opened on certain islands in Xisha, South China Sea. On small islands with only a thousand or even a few hundred people, you can still buy Coke for three yuan a bottle, and popsicles for two yuan.

And this small shop needs to purchase goods from Hainan, and it takes more than two days for the cargo ship to arrive at the island halfway from Hainan. It is not even possible to travel during the typhoon season.

Therefore, a convenience supermarket needs to prepare a large cold storage to store all kinds of daily necessities. A small store of more than 100 square meters has a high operating cost. However, the prices of commodities sold are no different from those in inland cities.

Almost all of these investments come from the National Strategic Investment Bureau. This is the number one money-burning department in the country. Every year, the National Strategic Investment Bureau allocates at least tens of billions of dollars for this type of investment that has no economic return.

From an economic point of view, these investments make no sense. If the general public finds out about these investments, the investment bureau will definitely be scolded to death on the Internet.

[Why do you want to wire and get a network for a village of 30 people? Wouldn't it be good to relocate them all to the county seat? ! 】

They couldn't explain: If all these villagers moved away, the third brother on the opposite side would occupy the land with his family.

Because the Internet big V will definitely shout: Then you send troops to guard it! Spending money to support you to eat dry food!

But if Internet big V is required to serve as a soldier himself, to station at an outpost at an altitude of 5,000 meters, in a no-man's land with a radius of 150 kilometers, all you can see are snow-capped mountains and river valleys. They would definitely not go to this kind of place.

There is never a shortage of critics in this world. After all, criticism only needs criticism. There is no need to come up with any practical solutions, nor do they need to do anything themselves. So is there an easier job in the world than being a critic?

After all, people who guard the world and this country have never had time to talk about it, because they just want to sleep after finishing their work every day, and they have no time to criticize at all.

However, although the National Strategic Investment Bureau has made many important investments, there is still one thing that cannot be changed. That is, their procedural atmosphere is too heavy.

Because the investment department has been operating up to now with a perfect and detailed investigation criterion. To investigate whether a project can invest money and how much money can be invested, they have a strict review standard.

In this set of standards, all personnel work as precisely as screws. Programmed to a kind of ignorance. In addition, the National Strategic Investment Bureau is a big financial backer with a large amount of money in their hands. No matter where they go before, they are always praised as guests.

When did you hear that an investor treats an investee with respect? People who are usually looking for investment are crying and shouting: Dad! Give it to the two sons! dad! My son is hungry!

Because they have been in a strong position for a long time, Meng Laicai's subordinates inevitably have a sense of arrogance.

And this time the job was personally arranged by the boss above. Some bosses value Zhang Tong's store very much, and also pay attention to Zhang Tong's projects. Pay special attention to the self-employment of the group of returnees.

So under such circumstances, the boss ordered: use the situation of unannounced visits to find out the real situation here as much as possible. Then give a feasible investment report.

Why use the situation of unannounced visits? Because I was afraid of being deceived by the face project on the bright side. Ashamed to say, Meng Laicai was almost cheated in his investment career. Almost handed over hundreds of millions of investment to a liar.

Today's liars are really bold, and they don't have any psychological pressure to cheat the country's money. Fortunately, the car stopped in time, so Meng Laicai could still work as an investment director in Huaihai, otherwise he would have been dispatched to the frontier to grow cotton.

But those of my own subordinates are really trash snacks, and they can mess up small things. If the unannounced visit really turns into an open visit, although it is not impossible, my impression of the big boss will drop to the bottom.

People trust me to give me this task. If I fail to do it myself, will others dare to trust me in the future?

"Re-education and reform projects for office workers must be put on the agenda!" Meng Laijing felt that he had to promote some small reforms after being swindled by this group of waste dim sum. Otherwise, sooner or later, I will be cheated to death by this group of people.

According to Wu Mengda's lines in The King of Comedy: You don't deserve to eat lunch! I will feed the dog and not you!

Meng Laicai was very embarrassed, and Zhang Tong who was outside the house was also very embarrassed. Both of them were thinking about how to take down the Circus.

Zhang Tong entered the room and said to Old Master Xiao: "Old Xiao removed the people."

"Withdrawn? But they..."

"Withdrawn, it's not a foreign world now. We are not a gangster. How can you surround people? You have to change the bad habits you have developed in the foreign world. Now we are doing business. If there is a business dispute in all businesses , the opponents are also using business means, so we can only use business means to return it." Zhang Tong said with a serious face.

"This is the development and rules of this society. We have also experienced a world without rules. Do you think this world is better now, or the so-called law of the jungle world?"

Facing Zhang Tong's inquiry, Lao Xiao shook his head like a rattle: "Of course it's better now. At least you won't run into gauze mercenaries trying to rob you while walking casually on the road. Although it's cool to pretend to be slapped in the face, but After a long time, I got tired of myself."

"So, go out." Zhang Tong waved his hand, and the old Master Xiao had no choice but to lead people out of here.

Meng Laicai glanced at Zhang Tong, and suddenly he was a little impressed by this person. This person can do it, knowing that the first point of integrating into this society is to abide by the rules of this world.

Even if you want to change certain rules, you must first abide by them and then reform them. Unless you want to start an armed revolution, this is the safest way to go.

Especially in business, if the means of business come from the means of business. If everyone does business like this, the market environment will be good.

Here, Meng Laicai couldn't help but add a lot of points to Zhang Tong.

"At least the leader of this association is a reasonable person. An organization is most afraid of having a leader with a pig's head, a raging soldier, and a raging litter. That old Master Xiao is definitely not suitable to be a leader." Meng Laicai thought freely in his heart.

On the other side, Zhang Tong pretended not to know where these people came from. He sat down opposite Meng Laicai, and said, "Please sit down. Dare to ask this gentleman's name. Come to us." Is Xiaodian preparing to poach corners, or is it preparing to replicate our success?"

Meng Laicai was determined, good! As long as this person doesn't know his true identity, there is still room for maneuver in everything! Well, I have to put on a good show to cover up this.

ps: Ask for tickets on Monday~