The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

Lei Jun is not the Lei Jun who is the boss of Xiaomi. As a fortune teller, Lei Jun can neither speak English nor "Are-You-OK", and he has never been to India, nor does he have rice noodles.

He's just an ordinary person, well, at least he was an ordinary person before time travel. In the 1980s, it was the kind of fortune-telling and word-testing on the street.

At that time, I raised a bird ingeniously, and made a so-called spirit bird test. Needless to say, it was quite popular at that time, and he made a lot of money from this.

If I hadn't traveled through time, maybe I could have become a rich man in the 1980s, bought more than a dozen storefronts in Jiefangbei, and then used it as a comfortable apartment.

But the past can only become memories! Now that Lei Jun has returned to the earth, he is still doing his old job, fortune-telling and word testing. Because he has no other skills.

Fortunately, in the world he traveled through, he had a cheat called [Qin Tianjian]. Can help him fortune-telling. After returning to Earth, although the ability of this plug-in has weakened a lot, it is still somewhat useful.

It may not be possible to really approve the life of a person, but it is still 30% accurate to make some small guesses.

Fortune-telling, after all, depends on eloquence. It's best to say something ambiguous. Sometimes it doesn't matter whether the fortune-telling is accurate or not, the most important thing is that the ears and mouth can speak, and the people who say it will be convinced and finally pay for it obediently.

Lei Jun got up this morning and made a fortune for himself, mainly to calculate how the business is going today.

Because fortune-telling and divination is also a business, I also rent this house, with a monthly rent of 8,000 yuan. Make sure that you have an income of at least 500 yuan a day, so that you can pay the rent, water and electricity, and have money for food.

Business is not good now. Don't think that fortune-telling is profitable, that is the past.

Ever since many returnees from different worlds came back with fortune-telling and divination expertise, the competition in this industry has become more and more fierce.

Because there are more and more capable people who can tell fortunes like myself, and can really calculate some bad luck. The entire industry is being reshuffled.

The house here was previously inhabited by a so-called fortune teller. Originally, they did their calculations well, although they may not be accurate, but they can speak and figure out their hearts. So it was originally mixed with rich water.

Until I set up a stall in his downstairs store...

"Hey, business is not easy to do. I heard that the fortune-telling masters in temples and gymnasiums have started to lose their jobs. Fewer and fewer people come to them for fortune-telling. But yes, among the returnees, fortune-telling There is a lot of ability. The market is so big.”

"There are a few well-known fortune tellers in a prefecture-level city, and the market for others is not easy."

Lei Jun pinched his beard and shook his head sighing.

It is also because there are too many fortune-tellers who return home now, so the entire market has been destroyed now. In the past, fortune-telling and word testing started at five hundred and one thousand.

but now……

"Hey... I can do it for fifty, and I can do it for one hundred. No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. If you don't do it, it won't be enough for the rent." The silver-haired Lei Jun murmured in sorrow.

It is a hexagram made of three copper coins and a turtle shell. When the three Yongzheng Tongbao were shaken dizzily in the tortoise shell and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north, Lei Jun took advantage of one of them not paying attention, and then threw them out of the tortoise shell.

"Oh! Why are all three standing up!"

The three thin copper coins in the middle were all standing on the table, neither the shady side nor the yang side, just standing neutrally like this.

"I'm afraid there will be a big event today." Lei Jun calculated, only thinking that if his business is done well today, he may be rich in the future. If I don't do well, I'm afraid I won't survive the end of this year.

What kind of luck is this TM?

Although he really wanted to curse, Lei Jun, who was a fortune teller, knew that it was a blessing and not a curse. So he put on his work attire - long robe and mandarin jacket - and then took care of his silver hair meticulously, and finally stood respectfully at the elevator entrance.

On the third floor, there are only people in my own store, and the others are not open. Those who can come to the third floor must be their own customers.

So when Wang Qian and Jiang Aijun just got out of the elevator, they saw Lei Jun and Lei Tianshi in long robes and jackets waiting here.

"A distinguished guest is coming!"

Lei Tianshi very politely invited Jiang Aijun and Wang Qian into his office, or fortune-telling place.

"Tea or coffee? I also have milk tea and juice here."

Lei Tianshi's politeness made Wang Qian and his wife uncomfortable. Jiang Aijun, in particular, was not used to it.

Because several years ago, Jiang Aijun and Wang Qian also went to fortune-telling. At that time, I was still in a temple in the countryside. Because it is said that fortune-telling here is particularly accurate. Wang Qian took Jiang Aijun and drove more than 100 kilometers to tell the fortune.

As a result, the fortune-telling cost thousands of yuan, and I could only make a small bench when I went there. Even Jiang Aijun didn't understand the dialect that the old magic stick spoke in one mouthful, so if you are asking, he will stop talking.

The angry Jiang Aijun almost smashed the temple. So since then, Jiang Aijun has been particularly resistant to fortune-telling.

But who told my mother-in-law to believe this, and it is very important to count the auspicious time for her daughter to get married.

After Lei Tianshi served Jiang Aijun and Jiang Aijun two cups of tea very politely, Wang Qian also said very politely: "Master, we are here to count the days."

"Divination of auspicious time? Is it housewarming, ground breaking, or wedding celebration?" Lei Tianshi tried his best to maintain a fairy-tale appearance. Although I can be very polite, I can't collapse when I put on airs. Otherwise, there will be no food to eat in the future.

Wang Qi took out the birthday horoscope she had copied on a note.

"When my daughter gets married, approve her and the man's horoscope. Then calculate their auspicious time. When is the best time to get married this year."

"Do you have the names of the male and female parties?"

"It's all on paper."

Lei Tianshi took the note and looked at the information on it. Well, Jiang Hua, Zhang Tong, birthday is next.

After Lei Tianshi obtained the horoscope of his birthday, he picked up his tortoise shell and copper coins and was about to start divination and fortune-telling. But when he used his [Qin Tianjian] to calculate the birth dates of the two, something happened.

He had just shaken it, and he felt that the tortoise shell in his hand and the copper coins in the tortoise shell were as heavy as Mount Tai. Shake it and it will shake like the sky and the earth.

And it wasn't just his personal feeling, both Jiang Aijun and Wang Qian felt that the building shook.

Jiang Aijun pulled Wang Qian to stand up: "Is this an earthquake?!"

"No, it just moved." Wang Qian murmured, "But it's a bit dangerous, so let's go first. Master, there's an earthquake, so let's leave first. The house is too dangerous."

Wang Qian looked at Lei Jun, only to see Lei Jun's face was pale, and his hands holding the tortoise shell were trembling uncontrollably.

"Grandmaster!"

"Pfft!" Lei Jun spat out a mouthful of blood, and the tortoise shell fell off.

Along with the falling of the tortoise shell, most of Southwest China felt a slight earthquake, very light, only about three to four. But it spread far, far away.

The glassware of countless people shattered to the ground, and many items that were not placed well fell from heights. This time the cause of the earthquake could not be found, and the source of the earthquake could not be found, which became a puzzle in seismology.

Only Lei Tianshi knew that he counted people who he couldn't count.