The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

A dagger, looks ordinary.

But when Lao Zhang pulled the sword out of its scabbard, he knew why Lin Pingzhi could turn the gate of another world.

Because there is still a very strong aura left on this sword, the aura belonging to the earth world. This sword should be the main reason for the third brother Huashan to cross.

Maybe it was a small prop used by the old gods when they bewitched the people on earth to travel through time.

In fact, Zhang Tong also understands this kind of thing. After all, many returnees really can't find anything to do after returning to Earth, or they are too lazy to do other things, so they will choose to write memoirs on the 7 o'clock Chinese website.

Therefore, the number of time-traveling novels on 7DianChinese.com is exploding, among which are various returnees who mentioned how they time-traveled.

The more common ones are being electrocuted, being hit by a car, jumping into a river while drunk, and so on. However, because these contents are not positive enough, many primary and middle school students try to travel through this way in order to avoid going to school, which caused tragedy. Therefore, Qidian Chinese.com currently blocks all novels that travel through this way.

These primary and middle school students are also stupid, thinking that they don't need to study and take classes if they go to another world? It's really a primary school student, and the pattern is broken.

Of course, in addition to these conventional traversal methods, there are some other traversal methods. For example, I bought an ancient book on the carpet, and then traveled through time.

Or dig up a family-heirloom sword and cross over.

Or pick up an ancient coin, and then travel through time.

Zhang Tong looked at the dagger up and down, and estimated that it should be the kind of routine of digging up the family heirloom sword and then crossing it. Because this short sword, which is obviously a modern product, is still engraved with the mark of "Zhenguan Nianzhi".

Leaving aside whether there were short swords of this shape in the Tang Dynasty, this can still be discussed. But the Tang Dynasty really didn't have electric welding technology. So how did the solder joints on the sword come from?

There is nothing to say, most of it is fake, and then it is a trap designed by the ancient gods.

Zhang Tong squeezed the sword with his hand, and the sword was disintegrated, leaving only some fragments that fell to the ground.

"Okay, the gate of this world should not be opened. Even if it is given to those Americans with the master controller, they will not be able to find this coordinate." Zhang Tong looked at the debris on the ground, and felt relieved. tone.

It is not a good thing for those American capitalists to open the door to other worlds. It is only one that they can close one.

"Big black."

The Demon Lord Dahei shook his head. He had a good life in the world of Swordsman for three years, so good that he almost forgot that he still had an errand to do on Earth.

After coming back from the door to another world in the utility room of the back kitchen, Dahei just stuck his ears open.

As soon as he heard Zhang Tong calling himself, he immediately said: "Boss, I'm going to wash the dishes now!"

"Wash your ass."

"Okay, I'll wash my ass right away."

Zhang Tong shrank his neck, and squeezed out his double chin: "When did the devil learn to be so humorous?"

"Hey, let's entertain myself in the world of Swordsman. It's so boring there, there's no food or drink. I haven't watched a movie yet. Boss, don't you know, I've wanted to come back a long time ago. I think every day This is my small shop. What I think about day and night is my job. Let me tell you, I always want to wash the dishes, really. If you don’t let me wash a thousand dishes today, you Don't let me go to work."

"If you want me to get off work, I'll be in a hurry with you!" Dahei said the most embarrassing words in the most vicious tone.

Xiao Hei was stunned watching Da Hei's performance in the store, thinking: Could it be that Da Hei is really laughing at the world and living so boringly that he misses the days of washing dishes here?

"Okay, okay." Dahei just lied to Xiaohei, he was not enough to face Zhang Tong. On the hive actor, but also look at Zhang Tong.

"I don't want you to wash the dishes today." Lao Zhang didn't expose Dahei's fake industriousness, because the boss, the superior, sometimes had to turn a blind eye. If the people below want to pretend to be diligent, let them pretend, after all, people are tough.

"It's something to get you back."

"Boss, you said, go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, and you will do whatever you want!"

"Don't be so troublesome. I don't have a best man when I get married. You look good. Just come with me. I will take you to buy some clothes first, and then I will give you a big red envelope. Hey, you still earned money. "

Zhang Tong felt that he had arranged a good job for Dahei.

But who would have imagined that after hearing Zhang Tong's words, the demon king Dahei instantly disappeared into a cloud of black smoke, leaving only a message: "You can do anything, but you can't marry with someone! Boss, you should hire someone else." !"

Zhang Tong and Xiao Hei were left staring wide-eyed.

"Did I just say something scary?" Zhang Tong asked.

"Just let Dahei be the best man." Xiaohei replied.

"Then why is he so excited?" Monk Zhang Tongzhang was puzzled.

Dahei ran straight to the seashore, with a few bottles of hops and peanuts from the store on his body.

Hey, best man or something, I really can't do it myself. In fact, there are also roles similar to best man in Sedum World. But in the world of Sedum, they are not called best man, but Fu Lang and Fu Niang.

Generally, a person with a relatively high status or a person with both parents and children is invited to accompany the couple to complete the wedding ceremony.

Even the Demon Cult has marriages. As the leader, Dahei has also been invited to be Fu Lang many times. Because he is the most prestigious person that the Demon Cult can invite.

In line with the principle of not shying away from happy events, Dahei has actually done Fulang many times, and he still did it with a smile at the beginning. After all, it is a happy event, and it is a happy event for his subordinates, so it is more or less pleasing.

But over the next few years, things slowly went wrong.

Dahei found out that his family and marriage as Fulang were very unfortunate. Either the wife cheated on her husband to wear a cuckold, or the husband went out to find a concubine and pissed off the wife at home.

He had been Fu Lang for thirty-two of his subordinates, witnessed their marriage, and then their marriages all broke down...

"Just kidding, if I go to the boss's wedding again, his marriage will also break up..." Dahei only felt that Daxia was in a cold sweat.

"Forget it, forget it. It's better to drink beer and eat peanuts quietly, and listen to the sound of the waves." Dahei found a big tree and climbed up, drinking beer and eating peanuts, and fell asleep slowly caught.

It was already dark when he woke up. Just when he was about to go back, he heard a man and a woman talking under the tree.

"Li Shuke, are you serious? Are you going to betray the organization?"

"Zhang Chen, don't talk about betrayal or not, ask yourself, do you think it's better to work in the Homecoming Mutual Aid Association, or in the Homecoming Alliance! Do you think we should continue to work for the organization?"

Dahei looked down and saw a bald man arguing with a beautiful girl.